Showderp: cooking with champ edition

pokekid `04 is the newest meme

he's adorable

>>28720962
>account regged today
>3 games
>'04 nickname
sure is a real person
not a snipe at all haha

fucking retarded neoderps

>>28720962
first meme best meme.

>>28720973
>he doesn't know what a meme is

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>>28720962
We have introduced a 12 year old to 4chan and are treating him like a little sister.

This is new levels of wrong.

you're all gay losers

>>28721008
>2016
>not being gay

n-no you

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>>28720978
>>28721016
>THIS desperate for attention
go outside
speak to a human being

homosexual roleplaying on a pokemon simulator is not an appropriate substitute for social contact

>>28720962
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-443083722

>>28721008
>not being part of the homosexual agenda

>>28721054
neither is posting sexy japanese men

>>28721054
>roleplaying

kys

>>28721069
yes killing yourself is also an alternative
I would probably prefer you do that desu

>28721093 (You)

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-443086105

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-443087494

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-443090479

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new champ

me or your waifu

Fat Ball

roxies real ace: whirlipede

Perish Trap Lapras

Haxorus @ Lum Berry
Ability: Mold Breaker
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Dragon Dance
- Outrage
- Poison Jab
- Earthquake

rock wrecker dwebble

Charlotte (Scrafty) (F) @ Flame Orb
Ability: Shed Skin
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 Def
Adamant Nature
- Knock Off / Brick Break
- Thief
- Taunt / Roar / Incinerate
- Fling

Zygarde @ Leftovers
Ability: Aura Break
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Coil
- Camouflage
- Pain Split
- Extreme Speed

The slowest pokemon that learns a priority attacking move with that attack

wailord that only knows splash

wet anuse (Sharpedo) @ Liechi Berry
Ability: Speed Boost
Happiness: 256
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Substitute
- Focus Energy
- Night Slash
- Waterfall

>>28721526
Even if this isn't part of the team, this should be quick attack Tarpinch.

>>28721553
alternatively sucker punch bonsly is the same speed

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-443097796

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thanks for playing with me qts :3

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-443099024

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-443100962

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-443102277

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-443102996

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-443105253

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-443105340

EZ

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-443107475

baka champ: [23:10:53] Lonely_Turret: i hate most people, especially blacks, but kanye unironically connects to me

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-443111051

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-443113514

Larpas = gawd

new team

thanks based neet

Burn It Billy (Magmortar) @ Scope Lens
Ability: Flame Body
EVs: 4 HP / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Focus Energy
- Overheat
- Thunderbolt
- Focus Blast

dogars meme of the day

Armaldo

Cloyster.

lewdest mon you can think of

184 Days in India (Donphan) @ Leftovers
Ability: Sturdy
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SpD
Calm Nature
- Rest
- Block
- Iron Defense
- Growl

Udderly Gr8 (Miltank) (F) @ Leftovers
Ability: Thick Fat
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD
Bold Nature
- Seismic Toss
- Milk Drink
- Toxic / Thunder Wave
- Heal Bell / Stealth Rock

>>28722253
>it's just a regular meanie

any snips

>almost had a full team of functional mons

Toxic (Gliscor) @ Toxic Orb
Ability: Poison Heal
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SpD
Careful Nature
- Taunt
- Toxic
- Roost
- Earthquake

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-443115676

>dogars mon of the day is a genie

kys suggestor

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-443117258

don't worry champ i'm getting drunk & watching, just banned from showdown chat

happy birthday

>>28722441
>tfw out of alcohol and can't get drunk tonight
I should have picked up some titos on my way back from classes

>>28722441
>>28722446
t-thanks anons

>>28722454
i got plently of alco for the two of us, just turned 21 and no one to share it with ;_;

>>28722454
titos?? you in texas too?

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-443119291

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>>28722461
here wit u pal, life long lik wit no plans of stoppin, aint have to be to school by ten remember when

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-443121768

>>28722484
is dis engrish

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-443122178

>>28722484
what did he mean by this

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-443127589

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-443128588

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-443130300

new memes

Mienshao

something cute like you

your favorite foxe mon NOT named dumb fox

Avatar Kuruk (Octillery) @ Expert Belt
Ability: Sniper
Happiness: 256
EVs: 116 HP / 252 Atk / 140 SpA
Quiet Nature
- Fire Blast
- Surf
- Rock Blast
- Bounce

Snips is the only way to salvation anymore

another cute mon called dumb fox

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-443134758

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-443136438

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-443137305

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-443138695

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-443138695

>autists think pinapple pizza is bad

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>>28723131

>28723163 (Y-you)

new team

qt hoge

Cosmic Power Staryu

dugtrio

Hydreigon with only electric damaging moves

>it's an ugly autists flirt with each other on Showderp episode

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>tfw your pizza doesn't have pineapple on it

a plant type named pineapple is CUTE

I forgot Virizion even existed, so that one.

>>28723230
Steve Jobs

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-443144770

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-443146542

champ confirmed for mad angsty edgelord lmao

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-443148732

Champ is having a breakdown. This has happened before - what is the deal with champs? Is champing that stressful?

>>28723470
no life just sucks

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-443150448

solar beam volc

new team

Pineapple on Pizza (Exeggutor) @ Choice Scarf
- Toxic
-
-
-

Schooling (Whiscash) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Oblivious
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Dragon Dance
- Bounce
- Rock Slide
- Waterfall

Mothersucker (Heatmor) @ Starf Berry
Ability: Gluttony
Happiness: 256
EVs: 248 HP / 252 SpA / 8 SpD
Modest Nature
- Recycle
- Belch
- Giga Drain
- Flamethrower

BAD MILF (Marowak) @ Thick Club
Ability: Battle Armor
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Bonemerang
- Substitute
- Swords Dance
- Knock Off

something edgy

Ludicolo named Pineapple

Hitmontop

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-443154489

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-443156002

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-443156801

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-443158207

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-443159205

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-443160229

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-443161119

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-443162139

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-443163988

new team

Buddhism Force (Medicham) @ Medichamite
Ability: Pure Power
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Acupressure
- Substitute
- Force Palm
- Rock Tomb

Froslass

hoge named 豚

>>28723998
a dog

Armaldo with Aqua Tail

hoge

>>28724010
make this into bootleg hoge i guess

>>28723998
DD Mega T-tar

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-443167790

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-443169882

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-443170265

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-443171218

new team

Dindu Mothim (Mothim) @ Petaya Berry
Ability: Tinted Lens
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Modest Nature
IVs: 30 HP
- Quiver Dance
- Substitute
- Attract
- Bug Buzz

>>28724204
zen mode darmanitan

trick scarf furret named frick dyxia

grumpig named boblak my fren :)

>>28724204
lando-t with only explosion named REMOVE GENIES

prioricade

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-443173909

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-443174352

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-443175270

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-443176932

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-443178815

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-443180447

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-443182427

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-443183660

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-443184677

new team

Magikarp

snips

tynamo

FAT (Audino-Mega) (F) @ Audinite
Ability: Regenerator
EVs: 252 HP / 252 SpA / 4 SpD
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Encore
- Calm Mind
- Dazzling Gleam
- Hyper Voice

unown

vanilluse

baby snips

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-443190870

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-443192140

new team

charged up (Thundurus) @ Power Herb
Ability: Defiant
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Fly
- Wild Charge
- Knock Off
- Iron Tail

Ambulance (Latias) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Levitate
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Heal Pulse
-
-
-

no other moves

stealth rock stunfisk

Flame Orb Shedinja with only Fury Cutter

choice specs milotic with competitive

delibird with only rapid spin

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-443196727

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-443197508

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-443200803

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-443201045

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-443203413

new memes

The slowest pokemon that learns a priority attacking move with that attack

choice band zwelous

gibe grace (Togekiss) @ Leftovers
Ability: Serene Grace
EVs: 252 HP / 4 SpA / 252 SpD
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Tri Attack
- Ancient Power
- Air Slash
- Roost

Float Stone Spinda with only trick

ungh my berry

fuck these stats

Cade

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-443208626

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-443208764

ez

new champ

Hopefully someone who's not a completel retard like the DYX or Zeat

me or gibe grace

>>28725110

anuse for you

choice band hustle zweilous

http://dogars.org/set/2361

george

Smogon birb

>>28725286
BLOOD DUCKE V2

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-443216299

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-443231117

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-443238109

new team

cupkek

BLOOD DUCKE V2

scarf moxie krookadile

medieval weapon

anuseの大蛇 (Hydreigon) @ Salac Berry
Ability: Levitate
Happiness: 256
EVs: 4 HP / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Substitute
- Earth Power
- Dragon Pulse
- Charge Beam

anusetty

volcarona

Kindra

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-443245151

whats with the anuses lately?

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-443249299

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-443260447

new team

Bill

http://dogars.org/set/2362

>>28726343
Mixed shell smasher man

PoryZ

http://dogars.org/set/745

Tyranatrum

http://dogars.org/set/477

>>28726343
darmaritan

aromatisse

Sloking with power gem, iron defense, calm mind, slack off named REMOVE BIRBE

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-443270184

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-443276851

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-443279793

play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-443276851

that was too much

new champ

http://dogars.org/set/1503

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Someone champ right now

>>28726874
We're waiting, anon-kun.

ill do one (1) team

http://dogars.org/set/333

or

BOOSTAN RESTAN

LockNessMonster (Klefki) @ Leftovers
Ability: Prankster
EVs: 120 HP / 124 Def / 136 SpA / 128 SpD
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Iron Defense
- Calm Mind
- Rest
- Flash Cannon

Fling/Switcheroo Klutz Lopunny

SCARF T-TAR NAMED "VICTORY STAR"

your favorite bee

http://dogars.org/set/1435

kabutops

life orb sheer force steelix with the elemental fangs

big bara button

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-443297017

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-443303732

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-443308836

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-443313344

last one

new champ

Me or venomoth

zarel plz (Cinccino) @ Starf Berry
Ability: Cute Charm
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Tail Slap
- Rock Blast
- Bullet Seed
- Sing

Your favorite FEAR pokemon.

hibernation

rest talk shadow claw something mega baguette name m4ngitude

warrior of light

BOOSTAN RESTAN (Togekiss) @ Leppa Berry
Ability: Serene Grace
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 HP / 156 Def / 100 SpD
Bold Nature
- Ancient Power
- Rest
- Sleep Talk
- Air Slash

mamentum (Manectric) @ Leftovers
Ability: Lightning Rod
EVs: 252 HP / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Thunder Wave
- Toxic
- Roar
- Volt Switch

http://dogars.org/set/2363

venomoth

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-443322035

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-443335493

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-443341754

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-443346400

New champ, preferably the PRODIGY JANUS

me

CHAMP DIED OF BUTTHURT NEW CHAMP

offensive support (Blissey) @ Assault Vest
Ability: Serene Grace
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Def / 252 SpA
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Thunder
- Water Pulse
- Ice Beam
- Fire Blast

BOOSTAN RESTAN (Togekiss) @ Leppa Berry
Ability: Serene Grace
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 HP / 156 Def / 100 SpD
Bold Nature
- Ancient Power
- Rest
- Sleep Talk
- Air Slash

prioritree

Citizen Trips (Dodrio) (M) @ Leftovers
Ability: Tangled Feet
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 Spe
Impish Nature
- Acupressure
- Thrash
- Sleep Talk
- Rest

bravest bird named "yumm chesnaughts"

>>28728352

I know the rules you stupid cuck.

trevebabt

Baneonaplane: Okay janus
roxieiscute: she can still win
Baneonaplane: you can champ next
roxieiscute: no pre end bullying
meem s spicy: no me
Baneonaplane: you dumb fucking nig
Baneonaplane: I'm out
>>28728372
mad

>>28728359
>>28728373
two trees already, give a new pokemon

>>28728421
free pick

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now in convienent image forme
>>28728421
blood totem

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-443357711

lets go

>>28728492
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-443362168

>>28728608
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-443369776

>>28728798
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-443373157

>>28728878
new champ

me

This is my life (Latios) @ Life Orb
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Dragon Dance
- Outrage
- Earthquake
- Roost

whimsicott

>>28728965
me or bloodtotem

Draining Waifu (Lilligant) (F) @ Leftovers
Ability: Own Tempo
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Modest Nature
- Dream Eater
- Ingrain
- Giga Drain
- Leech Seed

ungh my berry

some tropius set off dogars

crabhammer meme

kingdra named scald with anything but scald

REMOVE HeatGar

>>28728974
this is the infamous ruse trip #meme

>>28728978
real champ

>>28728983
>>28728985
>>28728986
>>28728987
>>28728989
>>28729002
real team

>>28728974
you
>>28728975
>>28728976
>>28728978 (http://dogars.org/set/28)
>>28728983
>>28728985 (http://dogars.org/set/2350)
>>28728986 (http://dogars.org/set/560)

>>28729025
literally lurk fucking more before posting you dumb retarded newfag

>>28729025
memed

>>28729025
>falling for the tricks

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-443382656

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-443397158

doubles team

helpful cade (Luxio) @ Eviolite
Ability: Intimidate
EVs: 248 HP / 8 SpA / 252 SpD
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Helping Hand
- Substitute
- Thunderbolt
- Roar

limber assault vest ditto

ebin cade

the strongest mon

specs weedle

faste pepe

weedle

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>>28729960
>>28729997

>>28729947
shit champ

>>28729955
>>28729960
>>28729980
>>28729987
>>28729997
>>28730001
the team he deserves

>>28729987
don't know what this is, I'll just give myself something good

fuck you for giving me these shitmons
new team

>>28730046
if you champ for this long, it's only a matter of time until you get shitmonned

>>28730048
suggester here
its weedle

>>28730048
it's zoroark

>>28730052
zoroark

>>28730048
literally that, except it needs to be the best
genie cade dumb dumb

use caterpie

>>28730052
epic

Porygon-Z with scarf and hyper beam.

wurmple

geddin
>>28730091
>>28730091
>>28730091

>>28730001
politoed?
nice almost numbers