Pokeconfessions

>>28710749
ash lost the league again

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>>28710749
the only legit shiny I've encountered excluding events was the gyarados in the lake of rage

I've played every gen

Too poor to afford the games

>>28710805
Gen VI is by far my favorite gen.

>>28710749
I'm not in love with every decision SM is making. It making a thread about that means getting attacked by "its different so its good" newgenners

>>28710749
release them

>>28710749
I use AR and other genning tools on my PvE team to max out IVs and set the EVs and movesets to the appropriate ones on smogon

and I never use those mons online as well

I unironically like Mr.Mime but everyone attacks me when I say I do

>>28710749
I haven't touched a single Pokemon game before Emerald

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I want the majority of Pokemon species to fuck me in the ass
even the 100% female and genderless ones

>>28710749
I don't sexually fantasize any of all the pokemon, nor the trainers as well.

And my name is Chad Nor-man

I used to be a furfag and got into Pokemon because of Lucario. Lucario also was my Pokehusband for a while until I got tired of being a furfag and no longer liked its design. Not a furfag anymore but it still haunts me a bit tbqh.

>>28710749
I actually am not sexually attracted to pokemon

>>28710749
I use cheats to shinify every pokemon I catch in-game and trade it over gts or wondertrade

im that nigga who has caused the value of shinies to decline dramatically

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I grew to like Rhyperior because everyone fucking hates him and because of Shoedrip.

>>28710997
I always loved Rhyperior. He's my main nigga in my platinum save. Aldo, that hadouken-ass rock wrecker is awesome.

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I love Heliolisk but never catch one...

>inb4 M-MODS!

>>28711109
M-MODS!

Today I'm get >>28711111

I used to fap to Mawile vore

>>28710805
Just bought 2DS X and AS

I have a job lol

I don't use OU pokemon because it gives me an excuse to be a special snowball karenfag that loses most of my matches

>>28710749
I never play any battle facilities more than once or twice because they require I make a new team instead of using my main story team. Only one I enjoyed and played the fuck out of is PWT.

I prefer the more story-oriented post-game missions like the Looker quest.

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I really liked the Delta Episode, and Zinnia as a character. I thought they were both pretty well written, even though in game all you're doing is flying around the region from place to place to watch cut scenes happen.

I love exploring in the games but have no intent to catch all or even most pokemon.

I actually enjoy using legendaries. ...And enjoyed ORAS.

>>28710749
Tajiri was right and the series should have ended after gold and silver. Many of the same designs are being rehashed over and over again.

>>28710749
I drew Rosa in 2 fetishes that are specifically mine and follow a similar principle.

>>28710853

It's okay, I do too

>>28712064
Man, the player character isnt even the one in the centre of that image

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>>28710749
My waifu is a fuck doll

I haven't touched anything in two years. Hacks are the only thing keeping me going.

My favorite gen is 5 and I've been playing since Crystal

>>28713472
Same, and I've been playing since RBY

Still havent played black 2 or white 2

dont want to emulate because i feel like it corrupts the experience, playing feels so much nicer on a ds

also i always use legendaries for the e4

i never have patience for grinding, something i really hate myself for

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Some of my Pokemon husbando choices worry me

>>28710749
I like all Pokemon.

I've become more accepting of furry shit because of my searching for quality Pokemon porn.

I flat out refuse to play roms and emulators because it feels pointless playing through the games if I can't trade. Also minor autism because I'm scared of encountering a shiny in a rom and it being essentially worthless.

I'm a collector though so I don't mind hunting out and buying all the old games

When I was young I used to stay up and watg pokemon dvds and sometimes I used to take my finger and start gently rubbing the head of my penis to the may parts. O had a major crush on her.

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>>28710749
I like Gen VI the most.
Gekkouga is the best mon

>>28715082
retarded weeb

i'm profoundly unhappy

new pokemon information is one of my few joys

im 20 yers old playing pokemon :'(

>>28713169
which ones?

>>28710749
I'm fucking trash at competitve no matter how hard I try. I understand concepts though. I just can't build teams and thing ahead of time

>>28715137
bro...

>>28710749
i dont want to fuck any of the pokemon or characters from the games/show
i dont use starters or legendaries
i dont care what pokeball the pokemon is caught in as long as it gets caught
i dont nickname my pokemon
i try to not use any status/health items until i get to the elite 4 then i use whatever items it takes to beat it on the first try
i use a designated hm slave so i dont have to waste slots on my good pokemons
ghost is the best type

>>28716713
fag

>>28716713
I'm 23. Who cares about the age?

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Pic related is one of my favorite rom hacks

>>28715137
this

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>>28710749
I never evolved my first starter. By the time I had caught them all in Fire Red I had a Lvl. 100 Squirtle.

>>28711192
I use pokemon from all different categories, I base my team on what I like rather than what works well. I am a karenfag, but because of it I can't see why people have such a problem with me liking "OP" things. I like a pokemon, I'm not going to avoid using it for some asshole who thinks they're entitled to fairness. Look, it's not my fault you enjoy shitty pokemon. You use what's visually appealing to their fullest extent, so I do the same. We're equals in that sense, get better taste.

I also don't feel bad about losing with said pokemon because I don't have "team structure". I'm not shoving in a disgusting ferrothorn or rotom into my party just for strategy.

So we're both supposedly karenfags, except you choose to use shitters as an excuse for losing. My excuse for losing is BECAUSE I'm an actual karenfag who can't structure teams because I refuse to incorporate pokemon I don't love. You're not a true karenfag until you don't care about what tier pokemon are in.

>>28715137
Kinda this

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>>28713388
You have some nice taste anon

One time I could find any porn so I jacked off to a pillowcase that had Ariel on it

>>28710798
The only one I've ever noticed is a wild swinub in gen ii, which I couldn't catch because I had no pokeballs.

I unknowingly caught a shiny gastrodon in gen iv and didn't notice it was shiny until weeks later when I was scrolling through boxes.

Out of all my hundreds of hours of play those are my only shiny experiences.

Don't give up hope, anon. They're extremepy rare but when it happens you'll always remember it.

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I never beat a League. I did it once on Emerald but it was with RareCandy cheats. I deserve to die.

BUNP

>>28710749
I've had the Master Ball fail.

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>>28717635
That's literally impossible

>>28710749
I am attracted to 2D Pokegirls.

>>28710749
SOMETIMES I HOLD SHIFT.

>>28717682
Not him, but only in gen 1 no man alive has probably seen it or ever will see it

>>28717682
There's a chance for Poké Balls to miss completely in gen 1, and iirc the Master Ball didn't bypass the formula in gen 1 either so there was a chance for it to fail against Mewtwo

>>28717700
What in the name of Fuck did you just say? I can't understand any single word...

>>28717736
Wow... this proves Gen 1 isn't "So Perfect" as genwunners say.

>>28710749

Dark skin Chicken chan is my favorite

never used repels until 4th gen

>>28713388
s-sauce

i say that gen 5 is my favorite but i never finished bw2

>>28710834
i'm in the same boat. i'm not a genwunner, but newgenners are just as bad. Pokemon peaked at gen 5

>>28713472
>>28713507
BW2 was the height of the series. Born in 93 playing since RBY

>>28710749
I didn't like BW2 and gen4 was my favourite.

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>>28710749
I RP as a bunch of different Pokemon and like it extensively. Yes, even fucking.

It's surprisingly addicting and I can't stop. I also planned on a 6 Bewear team cause I liked the idea of it.

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>>28716730
Wearing a helmet based on this pic paired with her Pokestar schoolgirl outfit is one of them.

>>28710749
I knocked out the only shiny I have ever found because I was not looking at my screen while grinding. I glanced down and watched a shiny zigzagoon explode.

>>28710749
The magic in the game faded a tad but I still like the community and the lewds of the series

>>28717432
Hi Ash.

>>28718492
please

>>28713515
Invest in a flash cart anon, it's worth every penny (plus a Micro SD.)

>>28715137
Me too anon, you're not alone there.

>>28718705
This tbdesu.
I couldn't finish ORAS because of how much it changed and left out compared to the originals.

If Sun and Moon don't revitalize the series after Gen 6 I don't think I have it in me to keep playing, even though I've been a fan of the franchise since RBY was new and Pokemania was current. This series is one of the only things I have left positive in my life, sad as that is. I really need SM to work out.

>>28717744
It can fail only on gen 1 and is a mathematical miracle to roll that bad.

>>28719942
I hope Sun and Moon give a new meaning to Pokemon games. I'd very much like a Pokemon game that has a designated villain with stats like a legendary that you're meant to defeat and not catch.

>>28710749
i never played 4th, 5th, or 6th gen

>>28719974
They kind of did that with some enemies in B2W2's Pokestar Studios, but I understand that it's not the same. Maybe that's their goal with the UBs in this gen?

>>28720062
Those were more like missions or minigames, anon. There were fail conditions that weren't losing the battle.

>>28715082
I too like Greninja, Froakie was an automatic bro for XY and I hate the Chespin and Fennekin lines.

>>28719713
Here ya go
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