who's the best primate pokemon?

>>28708819
Aipom

>>28708839
I just realized Ambipom is a play on the word Ambidexterous but it's still a shitmon

Sun Wokung no competition

>>28708819
I really like the SM monkeys. Infernape is nice.too
>Electivire

>>28708819
I feel like this is the only time I've seen a collage of every pokemon that is based on a monkey without them including something retarded like slakoth, or trying to argue that if electrivire is a gorilla than electabuzz is a monkey.

Man, I wish Ambipom didn't have such a bad design. I'd use it all the time if not for that awful head and face.

>>28708925
i agree
>>Electivire
isnt he like bigfoot or a gorilla or something?
definitely a primate

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These two niggas have the best designs, and Oranguru has the best typing.

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Eddie the Mean Old Yeti

>>28708819
mankey = chimchar = infernape = oranguru = moferno
>
ambipom = darmanitan = slaking = aipom = passimian = panpour = pansage = pansear = electivire = vigoroth
>
simisear = simipour = simisage = primeape

i think vigoroth is a ground sloth (?)

>>28708969
FUCK
i knew i forgot one.

Primeape. I just wish it got a +20 bst boost at speed

>>28708993
I think it's pokedex name is the wild monkey pokemon so it's based off of a sloth and a monkey. I guess.

>>28708993

Vigoroth is the Wild Monkey Pokemon

I want to have sex with Simipour and a female infernape

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>>28708993
>i think vigoroth is a ground sloth (?)

The only member of the Slakoth line that really resembles a sloth is Slakoth.

The only sloth trait Vigoroth has left are the claws. Aside from that, it's clearly a primate, right down to being classified as the "Wild Monkey" Pokemon.

And Slaking loses the claws and has five-fingered ape hands.

>>28708819
Ambipom and Oranguru

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>>28708819
The original jinx

Primeape is better than every other pokemon desu

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>>28708925
>SM monkeys

Hands down infernape. nostalgic.

>>28708819
Electiver and the SM apes are awesome

>>28708819
Monferno is the best one here.

Huh, Gen 6 has zero primate families.

Is Electivire really a primate?
And Darumaka should probably be on there.

>>28708969
>>28708925
More like bears

Infernape or Darmanitan

Also please remove Electivire

Electivire is one of those Pokemon that I feel doesn't really have a clear real-world inspiration.

>>28708953
where are machoke, gardevoir, mr mime etc? They're all based on humans, a primate

>>28709045
I don't know, Vigoroth still has many things from sloth, its face (with the eye marks), the tail, the marks on the back, claws, still having "oth" in the name. It obviously have primate stuff too, but sloth inspiration is still big. Differently from Slaking, that is primate all the way.

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>>28708819
>Ctrl+F rape ape
>0 results

Rape Ape

>>28709191
>humans aren't primates

>>28709260
Fake orangutan.

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>>28709045
>>28709220
I mean, we all know about the ambiguity in inspiration in some pokemon

Like if Sneasel/Weavile are cat related or not

>>28709307
It's a weasel

snEASEL
WEAvile

it's in the name, hoe

>>28708819
Jynx

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>>28709294

Darmanitan's Japanese name contains the Japanese word for baboon, so that's the primate it's meant to resemble.

Simisear.

>>28708819
Slaking would be pretty boss if it wasn't for it's ability.

The Unova Monkeys are God awful.

Aipom and Ampibom are tolerable. Same with Mankey, darmanitan and Primeape.

Don't know where Electivire came from.

Infernapes line is great.

Passimian and Oranguru have to be the best designed primates imo.

>>28709307
god thats cringy

The entire bottom row is 10/10

>>28709307
I'd fucking box my weavile if it ever did something so cringe worthy. What the fuck were they thinking??

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>>28708819
electivire
>strong
>fast
>TWO dicks
the best

or oranguru if youre a slut who likes getting spanked

>>28709652
You dont understand, the convo is about Pokemon with multiple inspirations like Vigoroth

>>28709279
Yeah they are

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>>28709191
i dont get why you people keep getting assblasted over this
>no you CANNOT base pokemon on primitive primates like yetis or you HAVE to include humans as well
like, come on. why the fuck is this autism so prevalent? youre okay with a list with monkeys and orangutans and chimps and lemurs and baboons, but adding in yetis is suddenly too much and you might as well start adding in pokemon based on humans

>>28708819
Where's Abomasnow?

>>28710209
Humans are primates.

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>>28710225
got your abomasnow right here

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>>28709307

Probably both, yeah.

Zangoose is also a combination of cats and weasels; its Japanese species name is "Cat Weasel", and it looks much more like a cat than a weasel.

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>>28710276
no shit. but why does THAT autism kick in when counting the monkey pokemon and adding the yeti ones like electivire and abomasnow. no one wouldve said shit if the op was missing electivire. but including him or abomasnow drives people nuts and they start requesting humanoid pokemon.

clearly the point is non human primates but yetis make people start shitposting

>>28709986
Holy shit! I will try this team right now. Time to start Y again. Thanks, bro.

I will not use shitty fighting monkey, but the rest is godlike

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>>28710305
zanGOOSE is based on a monGOOSE. hence why its natural enemy is seviper

>>28710320
Because yetis are usually despicted very closely to humans.

>>28710348
id hold off until oranguru actually becomes available otherwise you will HAVE to use the rest of the simis if you want to avoid fighting type monkeys

>>28710348
>shitty fighting monkey
kys

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>>28710375
>yetis are ancient extinct giant primates like gigantopithecus
>closer to humans than the closest living relatives such as chimps and orangutans which are okay to include in the primate pokemon list without incurring autism
try harder nigger

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>>28710349

Mongoose's natural enemies are cobras. They're actually shit at fighting vipers. Mongooses also attack by biting, while Zangoose use its claws, like a cat.

The rivalry with Seviper is based on mongooses, but its appearance and fighting style are based on cats.

>>28710305
No, Zangoose is definitely a mongoose

If its a fusion of anything, its something and mongoose

>>28710469
Seviper looks more like a cobra than a viper

>>28709849
>>28709954
What's so bad about this?

>>28708969
i love this guy

i want to cuddle his frosty nipple-flaps

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>>28710460
Yetis doesn't exist and never existed. I mean how are they despicted in fiction, where they usually have full stand posture and human like intelligence, even if they sometimes sound kinda retarded speaking like Hulk or such.

>>28710469
>Mongoose's natural enemies are cobras. They're actually shit at fighting vipers
mongooses fight ANY venomous snake because the grey ones have thick hides and are almost immune to snake poison. also
>they have to be strong against an enemy to be based on that animal
its a fucking mongoose even if its bad at fighting other snakes. it still fucking fights them

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>>28710496

>>28708819
anything but the shitty elemental monkey

>>28710469
Mongoose just eat snakes

>>28710614
>ive only seen silly cartoon yetis so all yetis must have human intelligence and the ability to speak
no. in myth and legend theyre just animals and not silly and goofy fur friends who speak like tards

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>>28710943
Nigger, they stand like humans literally everywhere. Isn't that human like enough for you?

passimian. i love it despite having had a fear of monkeys/apes much of my life and will definitely use it on my team.
honorable mentions to oranguru and aipom

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>>28710974
>Isn't that human like enough for you?
no because its apparently not human like enough for you when it comes to real apes

>>28711035
They rarely walk like that, they usually walk like in the begining of the gif using the knuckles of their arms.

>>28711126
>yetis being bipedal is literally my only reason for thinking theyre close to humans and why humans must be included in the non human primate pokemon list
>other apes being bipedal means shit
so its just autism. im sure you werent the original guy and are just for whatever reason trying to prove his non point, but you have nothing to go on. current living apes knuckle walk but can be bipedal. humans are bipedal. some extinct apes were bipedal like we are.

im sure im not the only one who sees this bullshit right? this isnt the first time this has happened.

You forgot smeargle

>>28708819
Oranguru, Primeape and Darmanitan. The rest does not need to apply.
Basic forms of elemental monkeys are super cute, but ruined by their evolutions.

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>>28711263
Limited bipedalism =/= Bipedalism

Full bepedalism is what make us humans.

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>>28711558
>Full bepedalism is what make us humans
you heard it here first folks. if an ape is fully bipedal then its human. chimps who are fully bipedal must be given human rights. all the apes in your picture aside from the first one are all humans

>>28711712
I'm talking about species, not individuals. Also yes, all the primates in my pic aside from the first one are homos.

>>28711712
I'd give them human rights if they still exist.

>>28711764
>I'm talking about species
oh good. goalpost moving that works in my favor. yetis are fictional so they have no species even if they are based on real or imagined ancient apes depending on the region

>>28710496
Nigga have you ever SEEN a cobra?

>>28711764
Did you just assume their sexuality, shitlord?

>>28711126
>There are people who still don't know that that gif is a guy in a costume

>>28708819
Infernape and Aipom.

>>28711892
That's a really good costume then.

Aipom > Oranguru = Passimian > Slaking line > Darmanitan > Infernape >>> Mankey line >>>>>>>>> shit >>>>>>>> infernape line = elemental monkeys

>>28711848
It's a fictional species.

>>28708819
>Electivire

autism intensifies

>>28708819
+1 for aipom
fuck ambipom

runner up is grassmonkey

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>>28708819
I love its design, it's my favorite pokemon.

Passimian no contest.

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>>28712003
Literally my mom's marvel sasquatch.
>Bigfoot (also known as Sasquatch) is the name given to a mythological simian,[2] ape, or hominid-like creature
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bigfoot

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>>28712119
>console pleb bigfeet
move over for the pc master race

>Ass Ketchup is closer to a monkey than Electivire

>>28708969
I always think of Abomasnow as a living pile of spruce needles.

Honestly I'm pretty sure Infernape is one of the all time great pokemon designs

>>28708819
Aipom/Ambipom and Infernape.
Going to have to wait till Sun and Moon to decide on the new ones but I really like Passimian's design.

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I don't care for the others, or it's evolution, but Pansear is my favorite monkeymon. Aipom and Ambipom right behind it.

These mons are cool and all, but when are we getting an actual MONKEY Pokémon?