This guy slaps your gf in the ass, how do you answer?

>>28699304
Ah! Ghost Cocoon!

And I leave her to die.

I light a match and hold it near him

>>28699304
Good luck, I keep sneaky pebbles around my bitch at all times.

>>28699304
'Praise Allah!'

>>28699332
Little did you realize his pal Passimian was hanging out nearby!

>>28699304
I toss down a bunch of rocks at its feet and roar like a fuckin jigaboo in heat

Literally Blow sand at it.

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>>28699304
Ask myself, "what gf?".

>>28699304
Five options:

-throw a match (Ember)
-flap my hands to create a small gust (Gust)
-throw a rock (Rock Throw)
-bite it (Bite)
-lick it (Lick)

>>28699304
I use entrainment and give it my ability to make everyone around them miserable and then we would both cry and kill ourselves

>>28699336
>explosion
>normal type move
>it had not effect

>>28699304
start a sandstorm

>>28699304
Throw a little rock nearby on him

>>28699304

Tell my Pokémon to use flamethrower on it.

>>28699304
I slap the shit out of him, Assurance.

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>>28699304
>in the ass

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>>28699326
>Cocoon

>>28699366
Unfortunately for the Passimian, I'm gay!

>>28701856
Is that a bard quest reference?

Distract it with tree sap

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjLiWy2nT7U

>>28699304
I let him pass with it for a moment by pretending to be oblivious to it. Go up to him and start a little chat, and eventually punch him right in the face suddenly.

>>28701899
Actually it was a joke about Fairy-types.
But I appreciate the reminder to reread what little there is of Bard Quest.

>>28699304
Be curious about why he did it and how wonder how he did it. Sheddinja's claws don't mobile enought for that sort of thing. Also ask for a treesome, I want to fill that void shell with my semen.

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>>28699304
I smack his ass back and shove my tongue down his hollow shell