So what do I pick /vp/?

Pick bulbasaur

Release it and never play red again

>>28698479
>jojo merchandise
if dubs break your ds with a hammer

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>Red
>Not the overall superior version, Yellow

Waste of money

Bulba
If trips you have to use a monopoison team.

>>28698837
this

>>28698861
reroll

Nidoran
no repels or escape ropes

>>28698479
Bug team

>>28698888
Quads confirms monopoision

Rolling for cleaning that 3DS

>>28698888
>>28698988
wew

Dirty pig
Clean your gear

>>28698888
quads ts fucking time

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>>28698888
>>28698988
Delivered. Anyone got a nickname?

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>>28698479
Here anon you can borrow my cleaning cloth

No running away.

>>28699121
L O N D O N

Exotoxin

>>28699121
STD

Might as well make all the nicknames poison related.

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>>28699121
Also I cleaned it up a bit the lighting in my room doesn't let the smudges show

Name it Caesar, like the salad. if dubs, all your pokemon have food nicknames

>>28699207
reroll

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>>28699266
WinRar

>>28699237
Why the h*** were there smudges on your screen in the firts place?

>>28699318
Because I'm a tactless Neanderthal that picks it up from wherever the fuck is closest to me.

>>28699266
Food poisoning themed run.

>>28699318
3DS internet browser ;D

>>28698647
>Not playing red
>Not knowing about the glory of speed crit slash Persian

Release your starter after first catch

>>28699563
Reroll baby anon needs some new moms

>>28699452
you fucker

>>28698479
If you lose to Brock restart with same rules

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>>28698647

>>28699639
>seriously implying Yellow isn't better in literally every way

Fuck, I'm stuck in the stupid dipshit thread.

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>>28699607
>losing to two rock/ground types with Bulbasaur

>>28699657
>wanting to play Ashnime: the game

bulbasaur
charmander can be replaced by moltres
and squirtle can be replaced by slowbro

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Squirtle. If trips, don't evolve any pokemon.

>playing through red for the first time
>picking best starter

Ah, what I'd give to be young again.

Charmander; You must use Porygon and Chansey on your team.

>>28699684
It's more difficult than red and blue.

>>28699673
>implying there aren't dipshits that hit Onix while it bides and can't finish the job

>>28700000

>>28700005
>implying Bide matters when you can OHKO it with a single grass attack
Supereffective moves were almost always OHKOs in RBY if you were even remotely close to the gym's level. The only way people could lose to Brock with Bulbasaur if is they used Tackle the whole fight and challenged him with less than 50% HP.

And before you go
>dipshits
that's a level of stupidity way below "dipshit." That's actually mentally handicapped.

dude, clean your fucking shit

Catch everything you can on your journey, bud. Your glorious Kanto bros will not only carry you through Sun & Moon, but provide the added bonus of protecting you from having to catch all the garbage shitmons in Alola.

>>28699908

For the first gym, sure, since the Pikachu vs. Rock-types matchup sucks, but then it's literally the exact same difficulty otherwise. Why play what is basically a shitty romhack instead of just playing the original?

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Monotype underway. Got a Weedle and both Nidorans.

Clean your shit you greasy fuck

>>28700539
I've actually discovered other things were changed too, like in Giovanni's gym battle in Red and Blue his team was Level 42-50 while in Yellow its 50-55.

It makes me wonder what other changes there were.

>>28701955
Sabrina's team goes from four pokemon at 38-43 to three that are all 50.

>>28701955
Blaine drops Growlithe and Ponyta, and instead gets a Level 48 Ninetails (In Red & Blue his strongest was a 47 Arcanine) while his Rapidash goes from 42 to 50 and his Arcanine goes to 54.

>>28700704
>>28699298
OP you FUCKING RETARD, Caesar is spelled C A E S A R, A goes before E.

>>28698647
>Playing the anime
ahahaha it's like you're actually 10 years old

Squirtle
Play as you like

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>>28700704
If trips you can't use an hm slave and have to make room for hms on your main team.

>>28698518
I second that. This world needs less genwunners

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>>28698647
>Playing shitty anime: zap rat edition
ahahaha it's like you're actually 10 years old

>>28702340
>>28702438
>Not Getting Red for glitching and dicking around and Yellow for quality of sprites and a more enjoyable experience