Showderp: burrito edition

>>28681991
What a straight thread

>>28681991
>>28682012
what a non binary thread

STOP FAPPING AND FINISH THE FUCKING BATTLE

>>28682098
reeeee

>>28682114
Sometime this year.

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me on the right

where the fuck is champ

hello?

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>>28682152
They aren't bad looking

>>28682123
new champ.

me or your favorite legendary

just a birb (Zapdos) @ Life Orb
Ability: Static
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk / 30 Def
- Heat Wave
- Zap Cannon
- Hidden Power [Ice]
- Signal Beam

Articuno

trick or treat with toxic

hoge

Donphan

Toxic Stall Venusaur Mega

articuno

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haha

>>28682237
#Remove Steel (Gourgeist-Super) @ Leftovers
Ability: Pickup
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 Spe
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Trick-or-Treat
- Toxic
- Protect
- Leech Seed
something like this

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-441853662

>>28682220
Thanks for champing in any case. Please forgive my rudeness.

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-441855536

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-441858761

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-441860764

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-441864101

new team

http://dogars.org/set/2337

seadra
because i just saw a cute seahorse

anusetty

a mon named ambrose sullivan

Hoge

not anuse

weakness policy empoleon

>>28682697
pics?

>>28682698
'_>.

>>28682735
its this http://dogars.org/set/2313

>>28682749
._<'

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-441871666

>>28682731

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oa3lt7ewW9U

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-441872276

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-441877701

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-441880183

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-441884378

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-441885163

new team

fart hehe

CASBAH (Gigalith) @ Life Orb
Ability: Sand Force
Happiness: 256
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Sandstorm
- Stone Edge
- Earthquake
- Iron Head

*SpD is boosted by 50% under sand on top of abusing Sand Force:

>252 SpA Life Orb Gengar Focus Blast vs. 4 HP / 252 SpD Gigalith in Sand: 208-247 (66.6 - 79.1%) -- guaranteed 2HKO

------------

>-1 252+ Atk Life Orb Sand Force Gigalith Stone Edge vs. 252 HP / 252+ Def Landorus-T in Sand: 161-191 (42.1 - 50%) -- 0.4% chance to 2HKO

specs special ttar named any ceral

>>28682711

Snips

bush baby

Hibernation (Ursaring) @ Leftovers
Ability: Guts
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Bulk Up
- Return
- Rest
- Sleep Talk

Samurai Springtail (Leavanny) @ Lum Berry
Ability: Chlorophyll
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Swords Dance
- Fell Stinger
- Synthesis
- Leaf Blade

>>28683216
cereal*

I'm autistic

fuck off we're full

>>28683237
Rhyperior*

I'm autistic

>>28683246
kys big boi

>>28683216
Sorry, I meant to suggest Sandstorm Rhyperior named Suggester Here

Scratch that, champ

>>28683272
what is this 2013?

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-441892350

these threads are probably the closest to brain cancer you can get without becoming a vegetable

i swear to god all you faggots are retarded

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-441896623

>>28683402
sleep well shitposte

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-441899936

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-441903523

new champ, i can't take it anymore

ill champ

Slaking or Shedinja, whichever fits your team

Garbodoar named Hot girl vicky

CASBAH

boblak (Shedinja) @ Leftovers
Ability: Wonder Guard
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk / 0 SpA / 0 Spe
- Bide
- Substitute
- Rest
- Harden

good afternoon showderp :)

Abomasnow @ Salac Berry
Ability: Snow Warning
EVs: 12 HP / 244 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Swords Dance
- Substitute
- Ice Punch / Earthquake
- Seed Bomb / Earthquake

bind jellicent

>>28683826
im not using this fuck off

Bulk up Slaking

Vanilluxe

>>28683842
You already have a shedinja sugg so you can theasably skip this set

Slaking

articuno

Sup fuckers. I kinda dislike you, but this is place I claim as my home general. So I will give you advise to protect this everyday life you are living:
If in future you got a visit from obnoxious person who insult people's opinion /name calling without giving any argument, ignore him and report*. Seriously, giving cold shoulder is your best option
*I just finished 1 hour of internet shitpost with someone in my other general. This is a proof that mods dosn't do anything in /vg/, we are containment board that is left rotten.

>>28681991
3 days should do

>>28683910
thank you good advice brother russia

i shit you not my neighbors house is on fire i ran outside with my laptop

i'll post pics in a sec

someone else use the team

i'm gay

>>28683862
>theasably

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>>28683978
use the abomasnow sugg

>>28683978
What in the fuck?

>>28683999
>i'm gay
It CHECKS out.

>>28683999
trips confirm.

i'll champ

nice ruses desu imo

>>28684102
Abomasnow @ Salac Berry
Ability: Snow Warning
EVs: 12 HP / 244 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Swords Dance
- Substitute
- Ice Punch / Earthquake
- Seed Bomb / Earthquake

CASBAH

Shedinja again

articuno

NoSurvivors
Latias-mega with blood totem set

REMOVE PLANES

I'm loving this team's synergy already

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-441927009

loadsa weather

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-441929434

>>28683978
You alive?

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-441933029

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-441933029

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-441939042

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-441943710

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-441946043

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-441950955

new AG team

band max attack armaldo with only stone edge and sleep talk named ouchies

wew2

If ag Booboo keys
otherwise bootleg hoge

crabhammer meme

This is a good idea (Excadrill) @ Life Orb
Ability: Mold Breaker
EVs: 4 Def / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk / 30 Def
- Earth Power
- Focus Blast
- Hidden Power [Ice]
- Sludge Bomb

or if AG you can use Minimize Belly Drum Clefable instead if you want to.

DICKS

if dubs then follow me arcanine

magikarp

me

if hoge on team, use hoge helper

else, swellow with facade, protect, uturn and a move of your choice.

>>28685100
Fuck AG, just play OU.

>>28685131
this desu

>>28685131

>>28685131

>>28685131

>>28685131

>>28685157
>>28685187
>>28685192
>>28685202
dude nice

>>28685131
fuck this, play AG

>>28681978
>burrito
THAT'S AN ENCHILADA
FUCK WHITE PEOPLE

>>28685238
>FUCK WHITE PEOPLE
you wish, shitskin

>>28685238
Looks like a taco to me

>>28685238
>>28685252
>tfw NX stands for Nigger Xterminator

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-anythinggoes-441959864

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>>28685238
>Getting triggered by people mistaking shit you call """"food""""

We are gonna build a great wall

play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-anythinggoes-441961586

and that is why AG is shit

play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-anythinggoes-441961586

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S-so many

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-anythinggoes-441967314

play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-anythinggoes-441961586

play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-anythinggoes-441961586

i want a coo lmatch

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-anythinggoes-441976452

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-anythinggoes-441979521

my url bar is fucked up in other tab

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-anythinggoes-441985360

RyoumaKabuto: BB SAVE US
wewtwo used Metronome!
Waggling a finger let it use Bullet Seed!
It's super effective! The opposing Arceus lost 35% of its health!
It's super effective! The opposing Arceus lost 33% of its health!
It's super effective! The opposing Arceus lost 32% of its health!
Hit 3 times!
The opposing Arceus fainted!
wewtwo absorbed nutrients with its roots!

god bless you wew2

new champ

>>28686158
Me or a stale mememon

band max attack armaldo with only stone edge and rock blast named ouchiez

if AG, tri attack togekiss

if not, ancient power jirachi

or me

Vivillon-Savanna @ Focus Sash
Ability: Compound Eyes
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Bug Buzz
- Quiver Dance
- Sleep Powder
- Hurricane

Reverse Cowgirl (Torchic) (F) @ Liechi Berry
Ability: Speed Boost
Happiness: 256
EVs: 80 HP / 252 Atk / 176 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Substitute
- Reversal
- Protect
- Flame Charge

Parpf (Dunsparce) @ Leftovers
Ability: Serene Grace
EVs: 252 Spa / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Modest Nature
- Flamethrower
- Thunder Wave
- Ice Beam
- Thunderbolt

hoge

a stale mememon

kabuto

>>28686171
>>28686172
>>28686176
>>28686177
>>28686179
>>28686185

>>28686170
>>28686177
Actually use this EV spread for it instead, should let you get to 1 HP by subbing.

Reverse Cowgirl (Torchic) (F) @ Liechi Berry
Ability: Speed Boost
Happiness: 256
EVs: 72 HP / 252 Atk / 184 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Substitute
- Reversal
- Protect
- Flame Charge

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-441993623

>>28686258
Actually use this EV spread for it instead, should let you get to 1 HP by subbing.

Rhyperior (Rhyperior) (F) @ Choice Specs
Ability: Solid Rock
Happiness: 256
EVs: 72 HP / 252 Atk / 184 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Rock Wrecker
- Rock Wrecker
- Rock Wrecker
- Rock Wrecker

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-441999223

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-442005248

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-442010482

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-442011955

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-442018763

Sawk (M) @ Scope Lens
Ability: Sturdy
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Superpower
- Stone Edge
- Poison Jab
- Focus Energy

new team

Snorlax @ Leppa Berry
Ability: Thick Fat
EVs: 4 Atk / 252 Def / 252 SpD
Sassy Nature
- Curse
- Rest
- Recycle
- Metronome

Bill

>>28687165
1 minute in Syria (Glalie-Mega) @ Glalitite
Ability: Refrigerate
Happiness: 256
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Explosion
-
-
-

any mega

solid suggester

>>28687165
>>28687056

Donphan

>>28687185
*called <3

>>28687174

*1 day in Syria

I'm sure this was an honest mistake

Fuck You (Shedinja) @ Black Sludge
Ability: Wonder Guard
EVs: 252 Def / 252 SpD / 4 Spe
Sassy Nature
- Final Gambit
- Sandstorm
- Shadow Sneak
- X-Scissor

>>28687240
This is autism

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-442026408

>>28687273

i wouldnt call it autism, its just that they dont understand that 1 turn means 1 day
as in 184 days its 184 turns

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-442032865

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-442034502

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-442037411

new champ

also ebin cade

I'll champ.

Me or Max Crit Kingdra

me or weakness policy empoleon

pokemon trainer gallade

Rolltotem

pawnch (Tyranitar-Mega) @ Tyranitarite
Ability: Sand Stream
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Hone Claws
- Stone Edge
- Dynamic Punch
- Iron Tail

>>28687971
Slowbro @ Weakness Policy
Ability: Regenerator
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpA
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Recycle
- Psyshock
- Scald
- Slack Off

>>28687971
cloyster

furfrou

Funbro

>>28687971
Cunt
>>28687975
>>28687978
>>28687980
>>28687984
>>28687987
>>28687991
Vaginal Secretions

>>28688045
Forgot >>28687972

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-442050304

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-442052940

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-442059970

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-442063766

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-442066875

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-442074838

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-442078929

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-442085734

New team.

1 minute in Syria (Glalie-Mega) @ Glalitite
Ability: Refrigerate
Happiness: 256
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Explosion
-
-
-

metrognome

Warbutt

citizen snips

Snibs

disgusting fat cunt

Buge

>>28689379
ayy lmao nice meme

purugly

digger nick

>>28689394
this is forsleas

>>28689394
There's no set by this name on the database.

>>28689453
MAke one up, god

>>28689453

http://dogars.org/set/643

There is :^)

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-442093587

>>28689384
http://dogars.org/set/1105

so you dont get confused champ

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-442094218

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-442099799

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-442101142

New champ.

Safety dance

is shoedrip ded

ok me

Granbull

Damp Hellkite (Mantine) @ Choice Band
Ability: Water Veil
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 Def / 4 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Earthquake
- Seed Bomb
- Gunk Shot
- Waterfall

crabhammer meme

>>28689437

swords dance mega scizor

BBC

>>28690113
Cubone
>>28690119
>>28690120
>>28690124
>>28690126
>>28690143
>>28690148
Dead Parents

>>28690124
>>28690126
>>28690148

all three not on dogars
*le sigh*

>>28690206
its just anything with crabhammer

>>28690206

Just pick anything that reminds you of big black cocks

>>28690206
torkoal with iron defense amnesia clear smog rest leftovers etc

>>28690206
rhyperior x 3
just play ag

>>28690356
was tempted to do that

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-442117865

How did rhyperior become the go-to meme suggestion?

>>28690409

:^)

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-442122529

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-442125242

ded thred ded gaem

rip shoedrip 1969 - 2017

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-442129172

>>28690740
nice meme fuccboi

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-442136535

new champ

not me

Me

Band Regirock: Only has Stone Edge and Explosion. Named "1 mana 3/2"

dogars

sleepey foxe (Sylveon) @ Leftovers
Ability: Pixilate
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 128 HP / 128 SpA / 252 SpD
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Refresh
- Sleep Talk
- Rest
- Hyper Voice

Heavy Lobster

bush baby

balk fetus

bush baby

feraligart

>>28691236
>>28691240
bush mind

>>28691260
best baby desu

Rolltotem (Golurk) @ Focus Sash
Ability: No Guard
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Rock Polish
- Rollout
- Magnitude
- Dynamic Punch

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>>28691273
missclick

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-442142978

>>28691301
what meta is this?

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-442146737

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-442150989

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Reminder that MTG stole a Pokemon artwork and made it a card lul

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-442154721

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-442160477

>>28691805
That probably isn't a real card, given that Google returned no results for the search "stonefist execution".

New champ

m-me or your waifu

aggrone (Aggron) @ Aggronite
Ability: Sturdy
EVs: 248 HP / 8 Def / 252 SpD
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Block
- Rest
- Iron Defense
- Spite

clingy cutey (Braixen) (F) @ Eviolite
Ability: Blaze
Happiness: 256
EVs: 126 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpA / 126 SpD
Serious Nature
- Fire Spin
- Will-O-Wisp
- Protect
- Wish

coo (Fraxure) @ Eviolite
Ability: Mold Breaker
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Dragon Dance
- Dragon Claw
- Swords Dance
- Aqua Tail

speed control spider

>>28692116
your waifu

Anti-Bully Ranger

>tfw you got two suggestions in
>at 1 in the afternoon
this truly is deadderp

>>28692225
ded gaem

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-442166260

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-442173935

please put dogars into the team please

>>28692587
and also rhyperior

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-442178522

man I want a burrito

>dogars STILL isn't on the team

Also, how do we become champs ourselves? Can we just do so out of the blue?

>>28681978
That's an enchilada you worthless piece of shit. Go to school and get learned, nigga.

>>28692887
Schools don't teach you about the different names for cultural foods.

>>28685238
>>28692887
So is an enchilada just a burrito with sauce and cheese on top of it?

>>28692764
Just have a trip and claim first

Chimp is ded, someone claim new chump

NEW CHAMP IS ME GO GO GO

aggrone again

dogars

citizen hips

Jolteon <3

relicanth

Freddi Spaghetti (Tangrowth) @ Binding Band
Ability: Regenerator
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 Def
Impish Nature
- Ingrain
- Bind
- Synthesis
- Leech Seed

PANIC BUTTON (Porygon-Z)@Normal Gem
Ability: Adaptability
EVs: 252 SpA/252 Spe/4 HP
Modest Nature
-Recycle
-Recover
-Dark Pulse
-Hyper Beam

>>28692996
>>28692998
>>28693001
>>28693002
>>28693007
>>28693012
teem

hips is snips on medicham, yes?

>>28693146
yes

>>28693094
>make the post declaring the death of the old chemp
>have to wait 1 minute before posting again
>my PANIC BUTTON doesn't get in
Is this what being triggered feels like?

>>28693146
with metronome instead of knock off, yes

>>28693169
get fucked retard

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-442192992

Do you guys a choice band or escape button Slaking that you ever use?

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-442205315

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-442205759

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-442210377

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-442214913

new timothy

scarf night daze zoroark without trick

Medieval Weapon (Ferrothorn) @ Leftovers
Ability: Iron Barbs
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Swords Dance
- Substitute
- Power Whip / Gyro Ball / Iron Head / Knock Off
- Power Whip / Gyro Ball / Iron Head / Knock Off

Jolteon again <3

teep (Hitmonlee) @ Liechi Berry
Ability: Unburden
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Blaze Kick
- High Jump Kick
- Mega Kick
- Endure

binding band zorua

regigigas with thunder wave, sub and confuse ray

Tree of Poison (Trevenant) @ Lum Berry
Ability: Harvest
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 Spe
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Forest's Curse
- Toxic
- Rest
- Calm Mind

>>28694083

Re-adding >>28693021

>>28694087
Current team members should be banned tbqh familia

>>28694126
b-but my ebin meme spam :(

>>28694126
Cry harder, neoderp. We suggest the same shit all the time.

>>28694126
Current neoderp memers should be banned tbqh familia

>>28694142
>>28694152
>>28694179
There's a difference between an on-and-off meme and a single mememon persisting for 5+ chimps.

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-442226072

that zorua

am I gay y/n?
>>28694240

>>28694126
Team members that aren't rhyperior should be banned tqbh familia

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-442236228

heh wew lads heha

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-442236456

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-442239734