Your favorite pokemon girl becomes a yandere with an unhealthy obsession for you, what do you do?
>Elesa
Let her kill. If I can keep her sucking my D, I dont give a fuck
>>28677932
>>28677932
>I don't have a favourite pokemon girl
Okay so now what?
I read the yandere guide on /a/ so I don't I guess.
>>28677932
Love her back because she's my waifu and I won't betray her.I'd totally stick my dick in crazy, also.
>>28677932
>Sit back
>Enjoy the ride
>>28677986
You take turns getting passed around by every bara male character in the series.
>>28677932
Go see a psychiatrist to see what's wrong with my brain.
>>28677932
>Bugsy
I play hard to get
>>28677932
Prove my undying love for her byjoining her in killing anyone who dares disturb us.
>>28677991
Perfect tits.
>>28677932
>Korrina.
Let it happen. I'm a bit into femdom.
>get in relationship with yandere
>she immediately gets bored and moves on since the thrill was in the chase
>Cynthia
I can just appease her by bringing her more girls like Dawn
>>28678028
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>she
>>28678028
>Bugsy
>Pokegirl
Somebody else tell him, I don't have the heart
Nothing, because there's no way she could possibly find me.
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>sabrina
i cant do anything about it
she'll just mentally restrain me, lock me in a room, stagger in after running the saffron gym and acting all day, then do weird shit with me until she falls asleep
at some point I probably could convince her to give me my computer so I can play video games and not attempt suicide every other week
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>Rosa
Fuck it, I embrace her. I don't care if it will almost certainly end up killing me.
Fucking every single one of her orifices, tasting every centimeter of her body, letting myself sink into her insanity. Experiencing that and then being killed by her hand sounds like a good death to me.
>>28679695
But a yandere's most defining trait is possessiveness. If you're willing to give her all of you, then there's a good chance she won't do anything to harm you..
>>28678028
Well geeze, uh... is this bait?
>>28678194
This.
Feels bad, man.
>>28678194
>>28678194
>>28678194
life is shit
>>28680545
Yanderes are also unstable. Sooner or later things will escalate.
>>28680625
Won't deny that. Working would get especially difficult since an average person would interact with both gender on a daily basis.
>>28678028
Bugsy is a guy famalam
>>28677932
>Courtney
So nothing changes then?
>>28677932
I'll just lay back and accept it.
I'll go road tripping with her and do lots of lewd things
>>28677932
Depends, which yandere type are we talking here?
>>28681671
Do you have that in non-moonspeak?
>>28681716
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2426144
>>28677932
>zinnia
Let her dominate me.
>>28678227
>>28678878
>>28680559
>>28680850
>implying boys cant be qt yandere pokemon girls
Wtf?
>>28678006
why can't I just have crazy stick his dick in me and call it a day?
>>28678194
Only if her SO isn't constantly drowning in other pussy that she has to take care of.
Sometimes she has to punish her lover when there's too many girls after them. It's their fault for being too perfect after all.
>>28677932
I befriend her, give her attention. She's yandere, not yangire. She would never HURT you. But she WOULD help you handle all the dumb shit that happens in the Pokemon universe. A Yandere that is happy is the most powerful ally in all of weeb culture.