What Pokemon best represents your country?
>>28669568
>>28669568
You know Chile quite well.
>>28669568
For Spain isnt tauros, it is Passionate Oricorio now.
>>28669863
Terrorists your game is through
'Cause now you have to answer to
AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!
>>28669882
Your mom?
>>28669568
Can't see a connection between Shuckle and Switzerland desu. Can anyone enlighten me?
>>28669568
>egypt
>not cofagrigus
I kek'd hard at Celebi, sums us up in 4 moves
>>28669568
Nice pick for Brazil. Couldn't have picked it better myself.
In case someone doesn't know, Hitmontop fights a Brazilian martial art called Capoeira. As proof, Hitmontop's Japanese name is Kapoerer.
>>28669568
Why the Lum Berry on America Braviary?
Mexico is Hawlucha not ludiculo.
>>28670014
they can recover from anything.
Need Colombia (cocaine required)
>>28669568
>Japan
>Sky Attack
>>28670029
>>28669568
Germany
Though Weezing could be quite accurate aswell :^)
>>28670029
Ludicolo, Maractus and Hawlucha all fit Mexico pretty well, but if I had to choose the most stereotypical one that would be Ludicolo. Can't get more Mexican than a huge sombrero and a poncho-like pattern.
>>28669568
>hyena for norway
>heavy metal
The fuck?
>>28669831
everyone with decent general knowledge knows that chile has shitty politics and earthquakes
>>28670144
>he doesnt know Scandinavian metal is the best metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJhi43RntJk
>>28669568
>Argentina
I understand every choice except Hurricane. But still, pretty accurate choice.
>>28669568
Accurate
Give explanation on the justified part though.
>Smoke Ball
>Ability: Run Away
I chuckled. Israel and Switzerland are 10/10 too
>>28670188
Not really a thing around here. Never even heard of it
>>28670189
Why Miltank?
>>28670349
Beef and diary are a huge deal in Argentine economy and culture.
>>28669568
>dat shuckle
Is Switzerland best land confirmed?
Any swissbro to confirm?
>>28669940
The reason Switzerland has been able to keep neutral all these years is their amazing defences. They apparently have systems in place to blow up all tunnels into their country, and their population is basically a well-armed militia.
They are also well-known for their banks, and bank vaults are also very protecting.
>>28669940
Probably the hidden money in the swiss banks.
I wouldve put miltank tough
>>28670137
>TFW I'm Mexican and two of my favorite mons are Maractus and Hawlucha
Was it destiny?
>>28669940
They are both famous for being forgotten
Spain should be a Sunkern. Literally the worst in the world
>>28669940
>>28669568
I don't get Mareep and Wales.
>>28670330
Its such a well known thing that Metalocalypse has a sweedish lead guitarist for dethklok
>>28670498
>Literally the worst in the world
So, Portugal?
>>28670507
You have obviously never had any exposure to how Wales is portrayed in comedy, sheepfucker. Also there are lots of sheep there.
>>28669568
>japan not having spite
>>28670543
They're in the same pitiful state.
>>28670507
Sheepfuckers, anon.
>>28670543
>>28670589
Tell that to my face and I'll murder you and your whole family
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>28670543
Spain manages to be even worse.
>>28670498
Love me some sunflower seeds, though.
>Argentina
>Hurricane
???
>>28669568
>no Philippines
delete this
>>28670632
Portugal, pls
>>28670668
Maybe the guy who did it roots for Huracán. :^)
>germany
>not nazi registeel
>>28670632
nah.
>>28670498
I bet you're the independence shitposter on the spanish thread
>>28669568
>Mexico
>Rest
>When they literally have to walk miles in the desert, get in dangerous situations, all to do a job gringos don't want to do cause they're fatasses.
Well, granted, some Mexicans in the country are kinda lazy, but the ones in other countries are hard working folks.
>>28671127
Actually no. I just hate this stupid country
>>28671235
whatever you say Paco.
also it's rich that you call them fatasses when Mexico outdid the USA in obesity last year.
>>28669568
>brazil doesn't have thief
>>28671297
t. american redditor who never went to Brazil
>>28670233
Think WWII
>>28671404
Ok, hue
>>28671636
>He unironically thinks Brazil is just black people and favelas
Americans, everyone.
>>28672184
what do you think detroit is like? what do you think many foreigners think all of america is like.
>>28671404
the whole world saw how shitty Brazil was thanks to the recent olympics, including muggings.
>>28672184
>only americans make fun of how shitty Brazil is
>>28672221
>Host in the US
>Terrorist attack
>Host in Germany
>Terrorist attack
>Host in Brazil
>Water turns green for a while
>No major incidents
Stay salty amerifat
>>28669568
>Jamaica
>>28672207
Only inner city Detroit is black because of white flight in the 60s, the rest of Detroit is well-to-do white suburbs
>>28670507
We have sheep literally everywhere you look and we're well known for being sheepfuckersyes, all of us
it's even more appropriate now due to mega ampharos being dragon type
well we malaysians have vileplume (rafflesia) , drowzee (malayan tapir) and now oranguru (obvious) joins the fray.
>>28672374
>terrorist attack
>caused by third parties
>Brazilian's hygiene standards so bad it actually affects the athletes and some of them don't even come for it
>not to mention some of the athletes themselves get mugged, right in front of the hotel they were staying too
>Brazilian government screws over the people living there with the structures and lies to the world about meeting safety and hygiene standards
>entire world sees the shithole that Brazil is
Who are you trying to fool?
>>28672550
Wasn't New Zealand known for sheep shaggery too?
>>28670322
Israel being Hypno is a pretty lazy potshot, hardly 10/10