If you became a Pokémon, which Pokémon do you think you would

>>28635791
Probably a male Gardevoir, though I'm not into any furry shit.

I would be Absol. We share the same character.

My token animal is a bear, so I guess I'd be a bear pokémon. Namely Ursaring. I like Ursaring.

>>28635791
Anything Bipedal and with opposable thumbs. I'd Alakazam gets the best of both words, strong psychic powers and can do anything a human can.

If I had to choose a non-humanoid pokemon I'd go for Drifblim. Flying is cool and so is kidnapping children.

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>>28635791
Heliolisk

And thanks for image OP, old traumas with CUUUUUUUUM return ;_;

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>>28635791

Eevee please. Because foxes and a carefree existence.

>>28635791
Abra. I look weird and I'm weak and shy. I Also sleep much.

>>28636484

Do you also teleport at first sign of trouble?

For me, its Gengar - Intelligent, Nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor.

>>28636295
>Carefree
>your genetic makeup is so unstable you have to stay away from most rocks, extreme temperatures, forests and love

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>>28636484
easy life. I'd want that.

>>28636513
well meme'd.

>>28635791
I wanna be Lickitung. being normal type means that I can learn all the moves. I'd also look cute.

>>28636506
I'd love to do that. Teleporting would be my favourite thing to do anyway, even if not in trouble. I hate physical exertion.

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I'd want to be Raikou. FAST LIGHTNING TIGER IS COMING TO FUCK YOUR BITCH

lucario, so I can fuck korrina.

>>28636295
>Because foxes
Eevee is not a fox. It's a dog.

>>28636577

I saw through you anon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1XdkHvdn24

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>>28636514

I will avoid those stones.

>>28636624

I thought he was a fennec.

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Female Guardevoir. Because I always wanted to be a girl.

UB02 Beauty. I will finally get people to love me and I have an army of mind controlled slaves

>>28636721

?

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>>28635791
Whatever it is, I better be able to still play vidya.

>>28636793

That depends if you become a Pokémon with fingers.

Or maybe Psychic. But games then would be a breeze.

Anyone here not saying Snolax or Munchlax is a liar

>>28636826

> Snolax
> Being fat

Also:

> Snorlax's typical day consists of nothing more than eating and sleeping. It is such a docile Pokémon that there are children who use its expansive belly as a place to play.

Sounds boring.

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>>28635791
Because we're practically twins. I can't spot a single difference between us other than the height.

>>28636874
Souns like the perfect mon for a very lazy pedophile.

>>28636665
oh man, I want to eat Sushi all day like that, I indeed miss that game, anon.

Zoroark and I'd use my illusion to be the biggest slut ever

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Final answer.

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I'd want something humanoid at least, so I'll take Memefrog.

Treecko. That's what I got in Mystery Dungeon.

>>28636624
it's a fox you colossal retard

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I'd be Cherrim. I'm usually very self-protective, secretive and shy - but under the right conditions, I can...well, bloom.

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>>28635791
Flygon, because he's MLG :^)

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Ditto. I can transform into a human of I so desire, and into pokemon as well. Good life. I'd also be able to turn into a necklace and be worm right above my trainer's bosom, if I'm into that sort of thing.

It depends. What are the "rules" of becoming a pokemon, and the rules of how you are after the change?

I'd like most to be Mismagius, but again, I don't know the rules, so does it mean I have to be dead? Is the pokemon I turn into based on factors about myself?

What pokemon is shy, thinks a lot, and doesn't have a lot of motivation but hopes for a better future anyways?

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>>28639194

Uxie?

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>>28638156
imagine the possibilities

>>28635791
Anything is fine as long as it's female. This Y chromosome is starting to piss me the fuck off.

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I dunno which I'd be, but I think I'd wanna be a Minccino.

Lillipup. Best doggo