If May aged in real time she would be 24 years old now

>>28629573
Wow shes older than like 80% of /vp/

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>>28629573
no anon, she was born in 2002.. which makes you a PEDOPHILE!!

>>28629573
No, 2d waifus do not age.

>>28629596
She was 10 in 2002. She wasn't a baby in R/S.

She'd be about 20 in Pokemon SM. So not far off.

>>28629596
But pedophiles are attracted to girls who haven't hit their puberty yet.

>>28629617
Also, fucking anime fans always assuming trainers start at 10. Brendan/May were 12. Red was 11.
http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/May_(game)

>>28629573
No matter how much you try to justify it, you're jerkin it to a 10 year old.

>>28629662
I never see the source on the 12 years old thing.

>>28629702
They say they're 12 in ORAS' news segment thingies but I don't think it's been confirmed for RSE counterparts.

>>28629724
May has really nice tits for a 12 year old

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>>28629914
Even her figure has boobs.

>>28629914
You haven't seen many 12 year olds then.

>>28629914
Early bloomer?

>>28629929
I don't like looking at 12 year old tits

>>28629933
They're no different than looking at the tits of an 18 year old.

OP, it's okay. A lot of grown-ass men would fuck May.

>>28629573
Since your posting oras/other universe may and oras only came out two years ago she would only be 14 anon.

>>28629662
*pushes glasses up and scoffs
Red was actually 10 years, 10 months, and 10 days old

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>>28629929
Dude...

>>28629573
How long do you think the average Mudkip lives?

Toads live about a decade. Small dogs go about that long too.

I bet May's Mudkip is dead by now.

not yet, age of consent in my country is 26

>>28630313
do you live in Vatican City?

>>28629965
PEDOPHILE

>>28630306
Who can really say if pokemon can die from old age?

>>28629933
What are you, gay?

>>28629573
she was 12 in 2002

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>>28630313
>this made me look up age of consent for countries
>south korea is 20
>japan is 13
what

>>28629573
She hasn't been shown to age yet so really, you're still fapping to underage.

>>28630570
Most of the civilised world has it around 14.

>>28630614
*16
we really should just have it in age brackets, 12 being the "age of consent", only up to 14, and 14 can go up to 18, and once you hit 18 you're entirely free for maximum age, along with being able to date people as young as 14. Once you hit 20 though, the cutoff gets to about 18, because below that would just be fucking creeper tier.

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>>28630660
>below that would just be fucking creeper tier.
That's exactly right my obedient brainwashed goyim.

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>>28630685
>he thinks an old guy dating a qt teen girl is anything but creepy
should've pounced on that teen pussy when you were a teen, permavirgin