>Meloetta suddenly appears on your lap What do?

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>>28619556
Wew Lad

>>28619556
Lift her up with my erection

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>>28619556

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Ask to cuddle most likely.

>>28621759
Don't ask, just do it.
Cuddle the shit out of her. That's what she gets for randomly sitting on me and being all cute and stuff.

>>28619556
Catch and box.

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Release it

>>28621939
>it

Reminder that Meloetta isn't female

>>28619556
Wrap arms around and kiss top of head.

>>28619556
*unzips boner*

you're not getting away this time

>>28619885
Meloetta: "hm..whats this?" *looks at cute erection in wonder*

>>28622058
*pulls back foreskin*

*puts on condom*

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>>28619556
Start freaking out because Im pretty sure it would look scary as fuck.

Catch it!

Use it to beat the shit put of people. If it refuses I beat it. It's not an animal or a person so I wouldn't get charged. Beat people up with it until it gets taken away, put down or killed.

>>28622187
lol so fanny xd

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I'm going to fill every possible hole

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Guys, I think I fucked up. I took her to see a scary movie expecting to be clung to, but she's enthralled and I'm cowering.

>>28622121
Too much boogie.

>>28619556
I do a mating press.

Fucking throw it off of my lap, there's a fucking seat right next to me you idiot

>>28619556

Try to fight my boner

cuddle her and then bring out the icing

>>28619556
>rape

>>28619556
>what the actual fuck
>what the fuck are you doing here
>how did you get here
>holy fuck that is a catchy ass fucking song
>bitch you gonna be famous
>fuck I need to learn how to be a manager

>>28619556
Tie her up and dick her.

Then make her wear a ball gag so she can't sing

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>>28621992

>>28622098

>Condom

Go away

>>28621992
You can still fuck her

>>28621992
She's female enough

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>>28619556
Yay, free cutie to cuddle.

And then i will use her to conquest music companies as her Manager and i will have money