Steven Thread

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>>28591020
Best boy.

Post more cute Steven.

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I don't have much,

>>28591307
>tfw Steven will never hug you like this

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I think you mean ex-champ, fucking nerd.

>>28591348
>shittia

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>>28591323
Don't remind me anon...

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You know they're gonna fuck all night and day in celebration of saving Kalos, right?

>>28591413
Steven is reserved only for Cynthia or Zinnia. Diantha's shit ass can fuck right off.

>>28591432
>not Brendan

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>>28591541
>may's neck

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>>28591564
kek, never really paid attention to that. Steven is all I care about in pics.

>>28591717
this is strange

>>28591796
More cute steven pls

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>>28591820

>>28591796
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>>28591904
Is this from anime?

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>>28592722
yes it's from the mega evolution specials

>>28592904
Do you have a link?

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Brendan, I've noticed over the past couple of days you and May have been avoiding each other. What happened?
>Oh, nothing.
Nothing huh. Well it didn't look like nothing when the both of you walked off opposite side of Route 102. Tell me what happened?
>Well a few days ago May and I met a new girl out a-
Wait wait wait. New girl? No new families have moved into Littleroot, Oldale, Petalburg, or even Rustburo in the past couple of months.
>Yeah I know, we found her wondering the beach outside of Petalburg. She was friendly but not talkative, and we played with our Pokémon for a few hours.
Okay. What happened with this new girl that caused you and May to avoid each other?
>May and I were training in Petalburg Woods and the girl found us. We said hi and came up to me and kissed me on the cheek.
Huh huh huuh. So May's jealous that you got yourself a girlfriend.
>No it's not that Steven.
Well what is it then? You've been avoiding May too, so you must have feelings for this girl.

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>>28593757
>Well she is very pretty, she wears a bright red summer dress and has auburn has that almost mat-
AUBURN HAIR!!!
Brendan promise me you'll go near that girl again!
>What? Why? What's the pr-
PROMISE!!!
>Alright, alright, I promise jeez.
Ugh, sorry about that Brendan. But you to know that girl you kids met is probably a Latias. Being quiet, being friendly, being flirty, and having auburn hair are all dead giveaways. The best advice I can give to you is to avoid all auburn/red haired girls, even if you're sure they're human. You may think to yourself, "Hey if I cozy up to this Latias she'll let me capture her and I'll have an OP legendary to pewn noobs," or whatever you kids say nowadays. But Latiases are nothing but a bunch of harpies. They don't want to battle, they just want to touch you everywhere Brendan. If you aren't careful you might one night go to a strip club in Lilycove with your boys, and you'll bring back home one of the girls. Then the next morning you'll wake up with a dragon/bird/plane in your bed. You may think it's cute and all fun, but in a week she'll leave you to chase any Latios that isn't her brother. Then you'll be forced by the government, damn bastards, to hand over half of your Champion salary in egg support. Do you want that Brendan?
>N-no sir.
Good. Now go talk to May and tell about our talk. But hold about what you said about liking that Latias....and what happen-, WILL, will happen to you if you don't stay away from red heads. Got it?
>Got it.
Good. Now get out of here.

I really want Steven to go down on me.

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>>28593757
>>28593775
Wow. Saucy.

>>28594199
>that neck

>>28591432
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>>28591413
>not Wallace