Pokemon Biology Headcanons

>>28556225
Dunsparces wings allow him to fly.
But he only uses it to navigate tunnels and caves.
He only levitates on ground level

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>>28556225
Lucario bones are of steel

Kangaskhan's "baby" is actually its male twin which stay small and helpless their entire lives and need their sister's protection. During mating season, in the wild, the females swap their "babies" with each other.

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>>28556774
Dunsparce flying aboveground is actually canon though

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>>28557971
Accepted.

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>>28557971
>Perfect

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>>28557971
Alternatively, Kangaskhan is actually born a small and tiny baby, and eventually grows up to have its own baby that it puts in its pouch.

Something actually believable and not completely off the rails bullshit. Then again, it isn't like people seem to understand the difference between understandable stuff and outright bat shit nonsense stuff when it comes to 'headcanons'

>>28558476
I think the point was for it to be batshit nonsense

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>>28558476
Hey fuckface, we're sharing our personally harbored imagined qualities about imaginary monsters, unflex your buttcheeks.

>>28558476
How is Kangaskan coming out of an egg already with its own baby more believable than the two simply being twins?

>>28558476
(You)

>>28556225
Zoroark retain their tail from their Zorua days, but it doesn't grow. They all have stumpy corgi tails.

>>28558476
>Something actually believable and not completely off the rails bullshit.

"Adactylidium is a genus of mites known for its unusual life cycle. The pregnant female mite feeds upon a single egg of a thrips, growing five to eight female offspring and one male in her body. The offspring devour their mother from the inside out, and the single male mite mates with all the daughters when they are still in the mother. The females, now impregnated, cut holes in their mother's body so that they can emerge to find new thrips eggs. The male emerges as well, but does not look for food or new mates, and dies after a few hours. The females die at the age of 4 days, when their own offspring eat them alive from the inside."

Did you know that nature is horrible, graphic, disgusting and more degenerate than you could ever possibly imagine?

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Because to stress, domestic Nidoqueen can't breed.

This is true in a lot of wild animals in captivity.

>>28559098
I usually go for the menopause theory, but that works.

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Its dex entry says it flashes the patterns on its "four" tail fins, but it seems to only have one. It may be talking about the "wing" fins, but I like to think its tail can splay out like a fan.

>>28559857
That would be pretty cute desu, like for a mating display or while defending territory.