Ultra Beasts are Pokemon of the new type Cosmic. The new type

this is the most retarded theory about UB yet jesus fucking christ

>>28535413
hahahahahahahahahahahaha

Cosmicucks are worse than the Soundfags and Lightchumps.

>Still no sound/rhythmic type

>Still no plastic type

>>28535413
my theory is that absorbtion is a common household mosquito that bit a radioactive man and then gave birth.

notice how they give no size comparison and all biting mosquitoes are female? a little suspicious don't you think?

cap this post.

>>28535692
Except we do have size comparison. It's shown attacking Hala then Tapu Koko

>>28535716
yeah in a game where they represent bee as the size of a whale

just trust me, if this was irl then that buge would be the size of a swole horsefly and it is a new pokemon born of irradiated blood being intruduced to the mosquito fetus

>>28535692
This joke would have worked if there wasn't a scene with it next to Tapu Koko

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>>28535413
>Ultra Beasts are Pokemon of the new type Cosmic.

>>28535762
>implying tapu koko isn't the same size
look i'm not doing all your research for you but look at this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YV4m2Ui_uQo

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>>28535413
yeah, just drop the cosmo&wanda bomb already, we had this thread before and you dont need to let it go to waste, okay anon?

here, got some (you) for (you)

>>28535413
Still more plausible than most theories i've seen on vp

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>>28535413

Fail

>Fairy type in gen 6
>Mega Evolution in gen 6
>Alola forms in gen 7
>Zygarde weird forms in gen 7
>Z moves that are mega evos for moves or whatever

And now some odd Ultra Beasts and yet people instantly debunk the posibility of a new type

When will /vp/ learn not be so quick to negate things? Do you like being BTFO so much?

>>28535454

I'm sat here grieving over the fact we'll never get a Data type.

Thanks digimon

>no zombie type
Dropped

I mean, if we're gonna fight these fuckers, then surely they would have a type on them despite no being able to catch them. Unless Type:Null in itself is a hint at what they are type wise when battling them.