ITT: Real pokemon that look like fakemon

>itt genwunners

>>28524482
How Can Pokémon Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real

>>28524540
>implying mr mime and jynx don't look like fakemon

>>28524540
'genwunner' is /vp/'s 'cuck'

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WHY IS THE HEAD A BOOMERANG
AND WHY IS THE TAIL A SLINKY?

>>28524615
>implying is pokemon

>>28524524
>real Pokémon

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>>28524482

>>28524615

You know what, I'm not even going to bother replying to any of you daft fools anymore. I know that I can't bore my way into your head like a hammer and, perhaps, actually trigger sensibility within you.

Ultra Beasts are not pokemon. Bottom line. Period. Fullstop. It's just not worth arguing over... ultra beasts are pokemon. Maybe one day you can see the knowledge I tried to give you and absorb it but you are all fucking retards so I doubt this will ever happen.

I'm leaving to go save the world from ignorants like you people. Enjoy wallowing within your stopidity, because I won't take it anymore. i am the antibiotics that cures the virus of stupidity, maybe one day my light will light your minds up and you can see the error of your ways.

But you dumb cunts couldn't understand my facts, evidence, or my ideas. Anyway, I'm off. I'll leave you with a summary of what you need to learn - ultra beasts aren't pokemon; ultra beasts can only be found in Alola; And, most importantly, /vp/ is incompetent

>>28527153
4/10 trying too hard

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i couldnt find an image with gen 6 mon too

>>28527153
is this copypasta from the snail =/= escargo guy?

>>28527199
It's a copypasta, dumbass.
https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/52cvyr/escargos_are_not_snails_bottom_line_period/?

>>28527153
kek'd

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>>28527285
fixed

>>28524932
this look fake in the regard that it's a simple, yet interesting design, that tries to give a regular animal pokemon qualities

good shit right there

>>28527258
It would look better without the back hair

>>28529742
fuf you