>tfw Pokemon is the only thing I'm looking forward to in life

>>28513745
holy shit

same

>>28513745
>>28513755
still better than nothing

>>28513745
Why do you think we're all here?

Same.

>>28513745
What about Christmas

>>28513745
For real though. I hate my life

i want to die as well my fellow members

>>28513745
ITT millennials realizing life is hard if you aren't born an elite from the start

Yeah welcome to the club.

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>>28513745
get a hobby outside of video games and technology
it helps a ton

>>28513884
It's not that life is hard, it just sucks dick.

Cmon /vp/ Get /fit/

It opens doors of more opportunity

>>28513884
Most people are just selfish and don't know what they have relative to others. It's shitty and I"m a hypocrite because I don't sympathize with every little dying kid in Africa, but in pains me that people with a solid friend group and loving parents considers their lives 'hard' in any way. Yes, the struggle of life is inherently hard, but yours isn't especially so.

I'm asexual and i don't see how life sucks...it's really beautiful....also i love feeling my fan air and playing videogames!

For me I'm always working or in school and since my boyfriend and I broke up i haven't felt like going out with with friends so I've been playing pokemon blue and alpha sapphire while hyping for more pokemon news

We /r9k/ now?

>>28514127
Women play life on easy mode.

>>28514164
that anon could be gay, bro

>>28514031
I am fit. The only thing it did was make me isolate myself from people even more.

>>28514181
I am gay

>>28514203
damn im good

>>28513745
Literally me.

>>28513745
have goals and achieve them.
play pokemon and shitpost on /vp/ on the weekends. it's the only way.

man, I just want pokemon to be real so I can join Team Rocket or become a normal trainer.

>>28514201
Show me your sexy /fit/ body nerd

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>mfw Pokemon, Sonic Mania, Yooka-Laylee, and Breath of the Wild are the only things I'm looking forward to in life
I've never been excited for this many games before, I have no clue how to handle this.

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>only other thing i'm looking forward to is a dead game with slow as fuck updates of nothing
I hate being a killing floor fan

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>>28514298
>actually being excited for zelda games

>>28514298
Mania will be good, so will BotW maybe.

Yooka Laylee will be shit so warning you ahead of time anon its for your own good

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>tfw in a horrible mood because I didn't get any fucking sleep at all due to my roommate snoring and farting like a fucking demon all night

>>28514164
>easy mode
>in a world where women now have to do all the things men are expected to do (work, climb the career ladder) plus things women are still expected to do (raise the kids, cook, clean)

Maybe like 70 years ago.

>>28514451
>women
>have to work
not when twitch and patreon exist

>>28513745
Same boat, only I'm looking forward to Breath of the Wild as well.

>>28514451
>work, climb the career ladder
even in that regard they're playing easy mode

>>28513745
WHERE IS IT, I'M DYING OVER HERE

>>28514371
>Yooka Laylee will be shit
Why? Did you not like the sandbox/toybox/whatever it was called?

>>28513745
I needed a feels thread... but I didn't need this

>>28513745
Only reason I have not killed myself yet. Not kidding.

When they start on a new console I won't have any money and sudoku for good.

Good luck anons.

>>28513745
The post no-fap-september fap is something to look forward to as well.

>>28513745
I'm also looking forward to new Monster Hunter games and the NX

Guess my life is better!

There are other games, anime, movies and shit I look forward to besides Pokémon, but it's not like that's any better.

As opposed to what?

You think normal people look forward to better things? Most people only have a few hobbies, the rest of their life is just filler.

>>28517320
Normal people look forward to celebrating a friend's birthday party on the weekend
to getting together with some buddies for a bit of barbeque fun in the evening
to the trip to the lake with their gf

we look forward only to new video games

>>28514717
The sandbox looks like garbage. And they're planning to have multiple unnecessarily large worlds. Yooka Laylee is going to be the most aimless platformer ever.

>>28517320
obtaining even more gains, the paycheck, getting your dick wet, save enough money for a new car/phone/pet/girlfriend, the superbowl, discovering a new nightclub, parties in general, etc

a chad's life is full of excitement

>>28514031
/fit/ here, just play pokemon for nostalgia, but there's better things, nostalgia is a drug though

>>28517375
>>28517346
wew lad

you guys need to stop worshiping normies

>>28517395
I'm not really complaining, but it's plain obvious a normie life is a lot easier to bear.

>>28517395
but almost every robot crave to be a kind-of-normie, having a rich life with good cards and having sex periodically

>>28513884
I could have $1bn and still have nothing to live for. After a year of high class whores and food I'd be back to burgers and Pokémon while crying >tfw ex doesn't love me anymore.

>>28517473
There's nothing money can't buy.

>>28517395
If I knew of a way to ensure I'd have enough money for a decent little flat of my own, enough for my electronics like getting consoles, handhelds, upgrading PC, getting games, TVs and such and then enough for food and drinks without needing to work I'd be all set

>>28517489
It can't buy the love of the only person that's ever mattered to me. And she's not even materialistic so fake love couldn't even be bought.

>>28517495
I did the maths some time ago, you need about one million dollars just for the bare necessities.

>>28517395
/thread

I miss when more people here were dismissive of normalfags not envious of them. What happened to 4chan?

>>28517511
The fuck is love?

>>28517549
i have the same problem, go running, also you cant hatch pokeggs ;)

>>28514451
More like suck a few dicks and they're in a managerial position.

>>28517549
Try running from the police instead of eating them

>>28517549
Find a good dietician and a personal trainer. Then just personally ask them to punish you physically if you ever break the rules.

>>28517511
You would at least be able to abduct her and take her to your rape dungeon overseas while covering your tracks.

>>28517534
What if we move to a worse country?

Living in the first world is expensive usually.

But you could have a decent place with all your shit in some place like, I don't know, Georgia or Bhutan

>>28517630
Try Greece.

>>28517511
>True love
>Real people
Pick one.
If it makes you feel better, you were set for disappointment either way. You probably had idealized expectations for her if you were this blinded by love.

>>28517607
Why would I do something so terrible to someone I love?

>>28514451
LOL

Society has nonexistent standards for women. They can find relationships with minimal effort because men do all the approaching. It's easier for them to find jobs because employers pull their punches. Compare male and female ratesnof homelessness and suicide.

>>28517644
What if /vp/ pooled their money together to buy a comfy little island in Greece

>>28517646
We were together 7 years. We talked marriage and kids. Then she just leaves and says she doesn't love me anymore.

>>28517666
That would be extremely expensive.

>>28517666
it's so stupid it can work

>>28517666
Most of /vp/reons would probably just try to run away with the money.

>>28517676
That's the point where you murder her, stuff the corpse and then save it for lonely nights.

>>28517711
those scumbags

>>28517736
please /b/ get back to yout board

>>28517662
>but with tiddies u can do anything!!
just admit you want to be a girl, anon

NORMIES OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>28517768
Women are meant to serve men, if they fail to do that they deserve to die.

>>28517800
K

>>28517800
and you were meant to be the evolution's pinnacle of men, the man who could save the future but you failed and yet alive

GET BACK TO YOUR FUGGING BOARD

>>28517736
If you're going that far, abducting and restraining her wouldn't be better? At least keeps her warm to use.

Unless you're into necrophilia.

>>28517857
>Unless you're into necrophilia.
heh

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>>28517681

>>28517654
If you can't buy her love might as well settle for what you can buy with 1bi I guess.

Though sometimes I wish the world worked like in my japanese mindbreak porn.

>>28517892
>like in my japanese mindbreak porn.
You just have to ask them kindly to pretend.

>no job
>don't even know if I can still live here half a year from now
>all that's on my mind is pokemon

>>28513884
fuck off grandpa

>>28517961

if you're lucky, it will happen to yooouuuuu.

>>28517992
>tfw you'll never be the personal fucktoy of a 7' black bodybuilder known for his bad manners

>>28513745
>pokemon is all I look forward to
>day already feels ruined without a new info video
>next one doesn't come for another 6 days
>stuck doing jury duty for the next week which is going to make the wait feel even longer
I want off this ride.

>>28514096
What has being asexual have to do with it? Do you have to announce it everytime to feel like the beautiful snowflake that you are?

>>28517920
Now try being 29 with no degree, no job, 30k debt, kV, living with mom, Manley Pokemon fan. Fucking flurries have their lives more together than me.

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>>28517800
I like how you think.

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>>28513761
Please fuck off with that epicly new meme my dude

>>28517773
i do, though

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>Pokemon is the only thing that makes me feel genuinely happy
it hurts but it's a good hurt

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Thing I'm looking forward to:

>Pokemon
>Dragon Quest VII and VIII
>Zelda Wii U
>Ever Oasis
>CDs of obscure music from the 50's and 60's that I'm expecting in the mail

>tfw 24-year-old KV with no Pokemon-playing gf

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>>28513745
dude...
>Same

>>28518880
>my dude

I'm not even him but how about you fuck off instead

>>28513745
I feel a connection with you,anon,and many other posters here. We are I the same boat.

>>28517555
Normies infected the board. I think only about 35% of the people who visit anymore are real robots.

>>28517800
Plz go back to your shithole country Muhammad goatfuck

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>>28513745
>tfw waiting for sm has been the only thing stopping me from killing myself

>>28517549
Literally just try your best to stick with the diet and keep a workout routine going dude, with the way you look now you could reach otter in no time. Crunches don't do shit to make your abs visible other than make them a little bigger, but that only matters when they aren't covered up by fat, go for runs or something instead

>>28514096
This is bait right.... or is this thread just pulling out the autismos?

>>28517549
nigga just do cardio.

>>28521485
Go back to your tumblr echochamber wannabe cuck.

>>28517232
get a job

>Not looking forward to Dragon Quest VII, Final Fantasy XV, Kingdom Hearts 3, and the Last Guarding

but why

>>28517232
get a job.

>>28513745
Sucks to be you, I'm currently working on a music career.

life is fucking beautiful. look around and appreciate what you have. then aspire to get more

or choose to be a sad sack piece of shit that no one wants to be around

>>28513745
Sucks to be you OP.

>>28517800
>leh edgy cuck meme
Good job anon

>>28513745
dude, go to conventions. it'll be the best decision of your life

>>28517232
Suck dicks for money, then buy the next console. Even talent-less hacks can make 300 bucks in a month if they need to.

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>art is in perpetual decline
>life in general is going down the shitter
>mfw YW2 is coming out this month

Hopefully I can also make it to S/M but I might have killed myself by then

>>28527410
I know you're probably just shitposting or whatever but just in case you aren't try not to let stuff get to you that much. Eight years ago I hated everything, thought my life was shit and wanted to die because I couldn't imagine anything getting better. But it did. Just tell yourself, "just one more day".

Or don't whatever, I guess I'm a fag for caring

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>>28527494
thanks

>>28527527
No problem dude. If anything, at least you know there's an anon out there somewhere that cares.