>Wh-what? Do it here you say?

>>28505506
*teleports and grabs her by the hand and brings here to safety*

*teleports back*

*eyes start to glow red*

heh... that's not how you treat a lady.

Lillie 2016-09-14 02:58:54 Post No.28505683
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>>28505439
I FOUND YOU! FAKER!

Anonymous 2016-09-14 03:00:19 Post No.28505715
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>>28505603
>Wha-what happened? I was falling already! O a-almost died!?

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I want to make babies with Lillie-chan! BABIES!!

Anonymous 2016-09-14 03:01:44 Post No.28505761
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>>28505603
*suddenly my school bully appears in a puff of smoke*

haha give me the woman so we can do fuck

*begin to enter my wolf form*

that's not...

*fur erupts across my skin and my teeth begin to sharpen*

how you teat...

*claws burst from my fingers and my back hunches over*

a lady!!1!

*punch my bully in the face and scrath him across the chest*

*hes bleeding and crying*

*i enter my full wolf form and bite his arm and use his blood to increase my own power*

*with my new power i open a portal to death and throw him in*

*teleport back to my lady*

sorry my beautiful flower... hehe...

Anonymous 2016-09-14 03:03:21 Post No.28505803
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>>28505761
*Lillie who is disturbed by the events that happens runs away*

Anonymous 2016-09-14 03:05:10 Post No.28505867
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>>28505715
>>28505803
>yfw people start seriously roleplaying in reply to the ironic shitposting

Anonymous 2016-09-14 03:05:58 Post No.28505894
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>>28505803
no my wonderful daisy!!

*it starts to rain*

*rain hits my cheek and i wipe it away to realize im still in my wolf form*

no! im so stupid! i scared away my angle with my wolfen form!

*howl at the sky to lament my sorrow*

Anonymous 2016-09-14 03:07:33 Post No.28505936
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>>28505894
*you then get killed by animal control for chasing a young girl and it happens to fast for you to teleport and it cant be a hollogram since the bullets were lodged into your skinc ausing you to bleed out*
THE END

Anonymous 2016-09-14 03:16:48 Post No.28506143
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>>28505936
*push the the end card out of the way*

*this isn't the end of my storey*

I slowly shift back into my human form,. The transformation is a bit painful, but I endure it for my lady. Animal control stands in awe, their mouths wide open at the spectacle unfolding in front of them. As the last of my claws recede into my hands I turn to face them.

"Fellow humans, I mean you no harm. That young girl I was chasing is my girlfriend, Lillie. She's scared, and I need to find her. Will you let me?"

The animal control officers nod and step aside. I confidently move past them, eyes on the forest ahead of me. My flower is out there, frightened and alone, and I caused it. How can I even live with myself after this? After just a few minutes I find her sitting at the edge of a short drop, head in her hands. Tears drip from her face to the ground below.

"Lillie!"

She turns, but the sight of me makes her only more afraid.

"Go away! You're not the boyfriend I fell in love with! Get away, you... you monster!"

"No, Lillie! It's just a power I have, granted to me by the same people that gave you yours..."

She gasps, shock visible on her face.

"How... how do you know?"

"In my wolf form I can sense any abnormalities. You... you're like me..."

She stands, holding her palms to the sky. A brilliant light fills the air, and she begins to rise into the air. After a few moments the light fades, and a large, jellyfish-like creature floats where Lillie once did.

"This is me, my beloved. Join me?"

I turn back into my wolf form, and together we travel into a dimensional rift. We're together at last...

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>>28506143
And then the wolf and jellyfish have interdimensional space sex

So THIS is the power of shitposting...

Anonymous 2016-09-14 03:19:11 Post No.28506204
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>>28506143
hey hey hey, you cant interrupt the narrator, it will have serious consequences, now where was I, ah yes
*Lillie explained that this man was a long time stalker and creep who kept following her and that she already had a boyfriend*

Anonymous 2016-09-14 03:23:34 Post No.28506318
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