/vp/ help me I'm going insane

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wait.. is there a secret pokeman on go?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDrgFOAECTc

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>>28489308
Don't go outside or don't show your power level this trend will die out soon.

>people need to know what smogon is in order to play pokemon
Kill yourself

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>>28489308
Hack into the GO servers and inject a virus that causes the app to update.

When someone runs the app after the update, they get electrocuted to death by their phone.

Simple.

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>>28489460
^ op

>>28489308
>talking about pokemon irl
>instead of hiding your power level
You deserve to be mocked, faggot. And to stay a virgin.

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>>28489308
>Smogon

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>Germany
>Not know what a smogon is

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I PLAY POKEMON GO EVERY DAY I PLAY POKEMON GO

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I refuse to play that game again until they nerf the ever-living fuck out of "their" encounter rates.

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>>28489308
Fuck all the women, have babies, teach these babies the basics and then advancements of Pokemon. TCG and VG and then whatever else has come out by their time.

Have them kill their mothers. Then go across the World using them as Assassin Pokemon Players who excel in the game 100%. Dominate the entire Pokemon Platform with only your kids as the combatants. Soon, in every bracket, you'll have your own kids facing off in every competition. National and International, and Worlds. Given time all the slots will be filled with just your kids.

Do this and you can single handedly take the responsibility for cleansing the Pokemon state as it is, and also have them boast and post, without shitposting, on their equivalent of /vp/.

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