I want to hug Poppmaid

>>28483391
s i c k

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>Absolutely hate Sea Lions because of my line of work

>Like Poppmaid

I don't understand.

I see it more as a selkie

>>28483391
lewd

>>28483447

are you a penguin or something

>>28483479
>>28483391
lewd poppmaid thread

>>28483391
Lock this sicko up

>>28483505
LMFAO A+

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>>28483505
I'm a sailor. Let me tell you about Sea Lions, and how they fuck up my day.

These motherfuckers like to lay in the sun all goddamn day and they will crawl on anything that is exposed to the sun, like the metal hull of my boat. Not only are they in the way they're loud and they throw up everywhere, including down the hatch. They're also curious as fuck and will follow you around like a lost puppy that will bite the everloving shit out of you if it gets too close. We're not allowed to to anything to move them or chase them away. I'm forced to be Flipper's bitch.

>>28483585
can I be your sea wife

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>>28483600
Do you weigh 600 pounds, bark uncontrollably and are chock full of parasites? If so, get in line.

>>28483585
>I'm forced to be Flipper's bitch
hot

>>28483391
Which Alola starter evo gives the best hugs?

Baracat would probably break your fucking back and I don't trust that shifty fucker anyway

I want to deconfirm Poppmaid

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It's ridiculous how quickly I've become attached to this thing.

if, by some extremely unlikely fluke, she ends up being fake/discarded/whatever, I will be very upset.

>>28483585
Well, poppmaid is a siren. They're supposed to lure sailors to fuck and then kill them.

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>>28484404
But I don't want to fuck them I want them to fuck off

>>28483447
>Hates sea lions
>Likes something that tries its best not to be a sea lion

Use your logic, man. She seized to be a sea lion the minute it decided to become a sort of mermaid/selkie/siren hybrid.

>>28484367
Not gonna b happenin' buddy.
>>28484387
Very unlikely, there's way too much evidence pointing to them being real. People shitposting about stuff like "M-muh Ashs hat a-and the chimera theory is real" are just baiting memers that seem to have nothing better to do than ruin the mood of threads. They'd probably freak out if there was some comfy art of the starter evos that gets posted in a comfy thread.

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>>28483585
>They're also curious as fuck and will follow you around like a lost puppy that will bite the ever loving shit out of you if it gets too close

That's kinda cute.

I already kinda knew sea lions are like that, big, fat and lazy, kind of act like big dogs and just like to mope and laze about in the sun. I obviously wouldn't approach them and do anything to them, some of them are really fucking strong too and it's actually kind of dangerous if you don't know what you're doing.

>I'm forced to be Flipper's bitch

That's a laugh.

I guess maybe that's why I can't really enjoy Poppmaid, she doesn't really act like one. Picturing a sea lion design in my pokemon games that tries to be faithful, one is to assume it would take advantage of how strong and heavy sea lions actually are. Not all of them are big and heavy, it usually difers by species. And she seems like something entirely different.