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My uncle’s dentist’s pet moose’s ex-girlfriend’s neighbor’s wife’s lawyer who works for Nintendo sent me this image.
This Pokémon is called Whizkid. He claims it is the Dip Pokémon and the first member of the new Nacho-type. Its ability, Ration, increases the power of moves if they are not used consecutively. He also includes its description:
It is said Whizkid was born when the sun’s rays interacted with an abandoned cup of cheese. These Pokémon are shy and prefer to live in back alleys. They run away at the site of trainers and other Pokémon out of fear of being a snack.
The chip on Whizkid’s head can detect subtle movements and vibrations, allowing Whizkid to rush to safety before a predator notices it. If the chip on its head breaks, it scurries off to find another one instantly.
When threatened, Whizkid fights back by using its chip as a blade. Its two specialty moves, Razor Chip and Cheddar Pulse, taste so good they can distract Pokémon long enough for Whizkid to run to safety.
What do you guys think? I'm totally using this thing Sun & Moon are looking great!
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Didn't you just post this on Tumblr?
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Niggers
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That...actually looks kind of cool.
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>If the chip on its head breaks, it scurries off to find another one instantly.
I know this is fake but this bit is fucking adorable
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>>28482517
Still better designed than Lunaala.
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>>28482517
Suprisingly high quality for such obvious shitposting. What would the nacho type's streangths and weaknesses be?
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>>28482604
>immune to fire
>weak to water and rock(? Breaks off the chip?)
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>>28482625
>not making poison a weakness
When you shit in the cheese dip, it ruins the nacho party for everyone.
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>>28482517
Did you make this? It's not bad. Kinda cute even.
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>>28482604
Strong against Fairy and Flying, weak to Normal and Water.
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>>28482653
True. Nacho should also be weak to Nacho.
Because Double-dipping :^
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>>28482604
Strong against water (excessive salt can kill fish) but also weak to water (soggy chips are awful)
Resistant to fighting (have you ever tried to punch cheese?)
Resistant to fire (it's already spicy)
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>>28482666
>666
Shouldn't it be weak to flying? Like, birds would eat the fuck out of nachos left out.
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>>28482517
It ain't easy being cheesy
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>>28482517
Despite me running towards thinking its fake, I would not mind it if it turns out to be real.
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>>28482696
Birds can't fly well when they're drenched in boiling hot nacho cheese.
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>>28482732
Nachos can't nacho well when they're inside of a bird's stomach.
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>>28482517
I'm ok with this.
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>>28482696
Birds can't digest dairy. If they ate it they'd get sick.
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>>28482517
It actually looks like a pokemon that. Could come out in gen 7... Jesus
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>>28482800
Birds can't digest fire, yet you don't see Fire being super-effective on Flying-type.
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If you have two Whizkids in your party and level one up, they fuse into an evolution, with more cheese and nachos
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>>28482517
kudos anon
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>>28482927
I'd say they have to both be Level 20 at least, and once they both reach that level they try to fuse/evolve.
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>>28482517
>Cheddar Pulse
I lost it here, great shitpost m8.
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>>28482517
Weak to volcarona.
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>>28482604
Resistance against Ghost-type because food calms me when I watch horror movies.
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>>28482517
>Whizkid will never be real
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