Generate a random power and a single pokemon
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
http://www.wyncorporation.com/pokemon/You must fight the pokemon you generated to the death with your new power. How do you fare?
>Hypnotic Breasts
>Squirtle
Who the fuck even put that on there?
>>28479107
Vampire Morphing vs Stunky. I'd say I fare pretty well.
>Ice Vortex Creation
>Jellicent
I guess it'll do.
Arrow Generation vs minun. Who wants rat kebob?
>>28479107
Fairy Dragon Physiology against a Hitmonchan. That would absolutely destroy a Hitmonchan.
> White Water Manipulation
> Pidove
I guess i'm fine ?
>Serqekinetic Combat a.k.a. Acid Fists
>Slowpoke
I think I'll be ok.
>>28479107
>Enhanced Thievery
>Tentacool
This isn't really interesting when you generate shitmons.
>>28479107
>>28479107
>primortal fire manipulation against bellossom
NOT ONE OF MY FAVORITES
Giant Monster Physiology vs Zekrom
Oh hell yeah, this is gonna be a good fight!
Earth Energy Manipulation
Sunflora
Fuck, I'll get rekt
Warping Motion (moving super fast without physically moving) vs Kyurem-White
Kinda poetic given Kyurem's whole lack of energy theme.
>Power Refining: The power to refine/rewrite ones existing powers
versus
>Nidorina
I'd worry about the Pokemon more than myself.
>Energy Embodiment
>Kecleon
err..
>Memefrog.
I'm Fugged, ain't I?
>Plane Physiology.
What, I'm gonna go 9/11 on it?
>The user possesses total control of the plane or universe that makes them up, as such they have total control of its dimensions, borders, and entrances and exits. The user can also create any form of life from itself.
#Rekt.
>Rarity Detection
>Delcatty
I uh I guess I can find something shiny to distract it before beating it over the head???
>>28479107
Dialga
The power to be immune to sexual-based powers and/or being seduced. Variation of Power Immunity, Apathy and Psychic Shield.
What's the point of this shit?
>>28479898
Oh ok got it. Yeah id be fucked
>>28479107
>Solosis
>Body Supremacy
I'm pretty sure I could beat the fuk out of a sperm cell even without god tier fighting skill and reflexes, so yeah, I got this.
Riolu
The ability to magically obtain any weapon and change that weapon as I please.
Maybe.
>>28479107
>Sylph Physiology
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sylph_Physiology
>Shiftry
Cool. Sylphs are awesome. Were my favourite summon spirits in Tales of Symphonia.
I would probably do just fine since I'm now a Fairy/Flying.
Nightmare Empowerment: Gain strength from nightmares
VS.
Watchog
I think I'd do well, that thing looks like it has some pretty horrible nightmares, it has definitely seen some things
>Bastiodon
>Fire Imprisonment
Holy shit, I win within seconds!
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Headlessness
>headlessness
>Dustox
I think I'min over my head
>>28479107
>Ectoplasmic Whips
vs
>Budew
Well, ghost deals neutral damage to Budew, and it's a baby Pokemon that's 8 inches high, less than 3 pounds, and not likely to be much higher than level 20.
I feel decently about my chances.
>>28479289
Jellicent resists ice and is typically encountered at decently high levels. You're probably fucked.
>>28479298Electric resists steel though.
>>28479329
Slowpoke resists poison and is physically durable as fuck. You're pretty fucked.
>>28479876
You detect that it's a rare pokemon before getting mauled by it, congrats.
>>28479955
>Implying that'll protect you from mental attacks.
>>28479107
Animation and comics materialization VS Bonsly.
Well I think I can safely win this.
It's more funny to mix the two though, give a random Pokemon a superpower.
>>28480151
You know what, I'll do both
>Subatomic Manipulation vs Rampardos
I win easy
>Misdreavus with Air Shield Construction
So it knows protect?
>>28480131
Energy arrows, described kind of like bleach. I don't know if lightning rod would work on them or not, but I still think I'm probably good?
>>28480151
Let's try this again then.
>Aron + Trap Creation
Aron with Arena Trap ability then? Not much of a threat, I say.
>>28481255
Depending on the materials you use, it can be any type.
But Normal type seems the most likely if we consider Bleach.
>Death Connection
>Volbeat
what
>The power to become embodiment of the Winter.
>Glaceon
What a fucking coincidence too, holy shit.
Guess I'm fucked.
>Air Infusion
>Jumpluff
Looks like I win fairly easily.
>>28479107
>Ampharos
>Particle manipulation
Overkill of course
>>28479107
I GOT A KINGLER WITH IMMUNITY TO BEING GOOD
TOPU KEKO
>Atomic Manipulation
>Arceus
>MFW
>>28481599
So a Kingler.
>>28480131
>Slowpoke resists Poison
Anon what the fuck are you smoking?
>stellar energy manipulation
V.S chandelure?
Stellar energy sounds like psychic type, which means I am royally fucked by this mean-spirited decoration
>Some shit about teleporting using sound
>chansey
nothin personnel kid...
>Darkness Empowerment vs. Blitzle...
Maybe if it was at night but any lightning would lead to me becoming weaker because of the flash
>>28479107
Existence Erasure Durant, neat.
>life energy ball manipulation
>lanturn
So I can shoot ki blasts and I have to kill a fish?
I like my chances.
>Light attacks
>Versus Shellos
I say my chances are very good.
>Dimensional link
>Golem
>Klinklang
>Blood infusion
The gears are lubricated with blood. It sounds like something out if my japanese animes.
Terrakinetic Whip Generation vs Monferno
I'm probably pretty set.
internal rupturing vs. furfrou.....
i think ill be fine
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Partial_Replication
Herdier.
Ok.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Divine_Banishment
vs Dewgong
>filth manipulation
vs
>machoke
please no
>>28479107
Emolga
Metal Breath
Yeah I can do this.
>>28479107
>Elemental Spike Projection
>Silcoon
Only a poke of a flame spike would do the trick!
The power to mimick and absoeb the enemies power...Vs Jynx...I dont know how this will go down
>>28480151
>Nidoran M with envy inducement
>I have Enhanced memory
...Strange, it isn't it?
>Bone armor
>Lumineon
That fish has no chance.
>Ledyba
>Infra-Sound Hearing
I don't know what that even does, but I'd beat the Ledyba without it
>>28479107
>Envy Inducement
>Chespin
Make it jealous of the other starters for looking better and watch the problem resolve itself.
>causality reversal
>charmander
Ill arm myself with a bucket of water aiming to put out its tail and the power means that anything i do will succeed
>>28481709
Psychic. Poison.
What are YOU snoking anon.
>Vanillish Omniscience
>I get Liquid Merging
I believe i would win with ease. It's just a Vanillish that knows about everything.
>Olden Visatan Deity Physiology
>Deerling
So I'm basically a god, and I have to kill a deer...
>Transcendent Undead Physiology
>Become a self aware undead GOD
>I am literally death itself
>Kabuto
The poor, little fucker never stood a chance.
I could probably take on Arceus itself with such an OP power
>Weepinbel
>Motherfucking SWORD ARM
I am ok
>>28485485
Psychic does not resist poison goober.
>>28479107
>4th Wall Awareness
>Mega-Gengar
Help. I don't think I can make it.
>>28479107
Pure Soul vs Chestnaught. I guess I'll be fine.
>>28479107
Time perception manipulation vs Mega Houndoom.
>implying time percepton manipulation could ever lose against anything.
Stuck in an infinite loop of pain during a single second that lasts a decade in the victims's mind.
As an added bonus, hour long orgasms.
>>28479107
>Cephalopod physiology
>Finneon
>Become Cthulhu, fight a fish.
>Shock Wave Emission a la Cole from inFamous
>Joltik
Electric vs electric but I think I can still take a joltik considering it's size
>>28479107
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Difficulty_Manipulation
And
>Seviper
Pretty sure I could beat anything with that power.
>Soul Link VS Snover
I think I'll just beat it up.
My newly acquired Lunar Energy Absorption vs....Lunatone.
...
I think we're gonna be here a while.
>Demon morphing
>Kricketot
I know Bug>Dark, but I think I'm good.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Prime_Source
Vs
Mime Jr
This is a little unfair
>>28479107
>Tableware Weapon Proficiency
>White Kyurem
Epic fight ensues...
>Planetary creation
>Golett
Uhhhh... I could drop a planet on golett but it is a ghost so I don't know how effective that would actually be.
>>28479107
>Nightmare inducement
>Mega Venusaur
Sleeping powder is the new meta
>>28479107
>Immortality Removal
>Cloyster
Well, Cloyster wasn't immortal in the first place, so I guess I die a horrible death after 5 icicle stab wounds.
>>28479107
>abjuration
>Swallot
Well, I'm a cleric fighting a pokemon that doesn't cause immediate bodily harm. Guess I win simply from the standpoint that I'll just cast Cure Poison every time I get hit.
Grid Manipulation against a litleo
That's just unfair
>>28479107
>Regrowth
>Rattata
I do alright I guess
>Eevee
>Razor foot
I'll be fine
>mortality
T-thanks I guess.
>meowth
At least it's not so bad. Hopefully it likes canned tuna.
>Warp Energy Manipulation
>Tangela
Easy win, space is at my command pretty much.
>undead manipulation
>skitty
ayy lmao
>Rule bending
>Abomasnow
This is easy.
Emotion infusion
Granbull
Time to make granbull get all the feels
>>28479107
>bronzor
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnidirectional_Darkness_Waves
This is clearly a Zoroark in disguise
>>28489293
>Entropy Reversal...
The user can cause the amount of entropy, or disorder, in a system to reverse itself, directly controlling the flow of matter and energy back to a previous point in direct violation of the second law of thermodynamics.
>o-ok, let's see who I fight..
>Doublade
F-fuck! It legit has swords, how is controlling energy and matter gonna save me from getting shanked to death?
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Electric_Field_Manipulation
>Hoothoot
Oh fug, Hoothoot doesn't even stand a chance
>marill
>Fruit/Vegetable Mimicry
>The power to transform into or have a physical body made up of fruit/vegetable
Sounds delicious
>Palkia
>Conditional transformation
>The power to transform under certain conditions
Nope.
>>28479107
>Nerve Regeneration
Pain is only felt briefly and complete immune to any mental effects or paralysis, numbness, etc.
Cannot go unconscious.
>Against:DELEELLELELELELE WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
>>28479107
>Sober Empowerment
>User becomes stronger, faster, more durable, etc. when sober. Possibly unlocking abilities related to the affinity and enhancing their existing powers. Some users may be able to draw sustenance from sobriety or even stop or slow aging.
>Rhyhorn
You know, fighting a Ryhorn with my bare hands is something that sounds like it would be fun to do while I'm drunk. Fuck this power.
Hydroportation Vanillite.
I think I win against the literal ice cream cone.
>Kyurem-Black
>Compassion Inducement
I can befriend Kyurem if I can manage to touch it
>Essence Distilling
>Bronzor
Anyone want some bronze metal?
Omnicide: I kill all life in existence including myself
Vs.
Purugly
Everyone is fucked.
Are you fucking kidding me?
>Dusclops with Transcendent Homo Superior Physiology.
Literally a fucking god.
I have to fight Sableye with the power of LIMBLESSNESS.
That's just gaining a disability....
>>28479107
> http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Rougarou_Physiology
> Shinx
WOW, THAT'S RELEVANT, I'M MY MOM'S ZOROARK VS. A TINY JUNGLE CAT
RIP IN PIP
>Pure Sola Manipulation
>Gurdurr
Sounds like i'm just going to make the fucker stronger. I doubt physical enhancement applied to myself would overpower a fighting pokemon unless it's god-level ability.
However, one of the applications is FERTILITY INDUCEMENT.
I may just have a chance.
>>28493187
No fun allowed.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Banishment
>Shiftry
Banish it into space/a volcano/under a car/into a planet of bees
>>28479107
>Vulnerability Inducement (The ability to make those around them physically and mentally weak.)
>Snivy
So like, it has leer? Ok I think I got this yeah
>>28494413
>Contrary
>>28494550
so would that mean i get more strong from being around it?
>>28494585
>(The ability to make those around them physically and mentally weak.)
No, you use your power and it wrecks you because you just made it extraordinarily strong. l2p
>>28479107
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Multi_Strike
>Pignite
so, Comet Punch vs Arm-Thrust, essentially
>>28494614
oh shit, i thought OP meant that the pokemon had the power, not me
in that case yeah i'd be fucked
>Sex Magic
>Salamence
H-here I go
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Invulnerability
>Shaymin
Got a legendary, but I have an extremely OP power.
>Ambipom
>Gas Manipulaion
>Users can create, shape and manipulate anything that is gaseous, a phase of matter characterized by relatively low density, high fluidity/no definite shape, and lack of rigidity. Gas is very compressible but tends to expand indefinitely, and it fills any container. A small change in temperature or pressure produces a substantial change in its volume.
Pretty sure handy monkey is dead
>Farfetch'd
>Location Swapping
2safe4u
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Wave_Manipulation
>Rhydon
I'll be alright.
>air touching
>shedinja
Air is flying so...
>>28479107
>Possibility Manipulation
>Serperior
I win.
>Seedot
>spherical form
[autism intensifies]
>>28479107
>Dedenne versus Aether Embodiment
I literally am the Aether. I have all its powers.
I think I'll be OK.
Electrical healing
Zapdos
>mfw
I think ill do fine
>Gluttony magic (makes the opponent became fat)
>metapod
tfw
>Lumeon
>Superiority
I'm pretty sure a fish can't breathe air better than me
>Hydrokinetic Whip Generation
>Meowth
>Literally a meowth with whips made of water
I'm fine
>Mewtwo-mega-y
>Hair Empowerment
I'm bald but my crotch is a jungle.
Hands in pants I'll win this dance.
>>28479107
>domain traveling
>mega alakazam
I'd guess I could survive
>Radiation Aura
>"possibly becoming almost untouchable"
>Togepi
Oh, poor thing
>>28500701
Kinky
>>28479107
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Clairempathy
this is literally the worst "power" i've ever heard of. the picture of the person using it is in fucking pain from having to feel everyone's feels. no matter which pokemon i roll I am fucked.
>milotic
yeah, gg.
oh http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Game_Manipulation
>>28479107
You know what, I'll kick it up a notch.
First round:
>Determined Strength: Fight at full strength after nearly being killed
VS
>Beartic
A close call, probably.
Second round:
>Resurrection Bless: Resurrect and bless someone
VS
>Mega-Absol
>Garbodor
Can't win this one.
Third round:
>Purification Immunity: Be invulnerable to purification
VS
>Scizor
>Houndoom
>Eevee
Can't win this one either.
Fourth round:
>Soil Empowerment: Gain strength from dirt/soil
VS
>Wailord
>Talonflame
>Uxie
>Magnezone
I could probably win against them, unless Uxie decided to wipe my memory.
Fifth round:
>Victory Embodiment: Embody Victory
VS
>Cresselia
>Dugtrio
>Jynx
>Arceus
>Arbok
Instant victory.
Sixth round:
>Feather Manipulation: Manipulate feathers
VS
>Swampert
>Venomoth
>Meloetta
>Regirock
>Banette
>Mew
Great, no bird Pokemon in sight. Don't think I can win this one.
Healing EarthSunflora
Tagalog Deity Physiology vs chimecho
I think I'll be fine
>ceramics manipulation
>against medicham
Who the fuck put this in here.
>>28505425
Just bring along your grandma's tea set and turn it into daggers or some shit
> Cherrim
> Life Transcendence
Wherein I beat the snot out of a flower and am functionally unable to die.
>Trap Manipulation
Oh cool, I can create and manipulate traps at will. Oddly specific, with only the Deception protags as examples, but cool. I got this.
>Random Generator sends out Hitmontop
>Hitmontop uses Rapid Spin!
You can't make this shit up.
>>28479107
My Power: http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Infinite_Energy
My Pokemon opponent: Dedenne
I think I'll be fine.
>>28479107
>My power
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dragon_Lord_Physiology
Pokemon i have to fight
>Zorua
These is not even a fair fight, it will take me like 5 minutes to kill him
Togekiss
My power is Sadness Augmentation
I make people sad
Sad things can't fight
I win by default
>>28510147
>the Pokémon used Frustration!
>>28479107
>Lunar Constructs
>Landorus
I'm okay with this.
>>28479107
>Storm Generation
>Dewott
Unless this guy gets tazed by lightning immediately I'm probably fucked.
>Heat Attacks
>Magmortar
I'm done.
Gyrokinetic Combat vs Bibarel
It could be worse I guess...
>>28479107
#162 - Furret
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Almighty Replication....Holy fuck I just copy god and it`s over
>>28479107
Remote Teleportation Wailord.
I'm scared...
>Walrein
>Emphatic Creation
I'm gonna win so fucking hard
>>28479107
>Sexual inducement
>Absol
Does anyone have that one picture of Absol where the guy says something like "let's cover this animal with semen" or something? Because that's pretty much what's gonna happen in this hypethetical situation.
An unown that has "shadow breath" I think I'm fine?
>Mental inducement
>Prinplup
I guess I have a slave penguin now
>Death Song
>Cascoon
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>Creation Magic - http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Creation_Magic
>Gallade
Do you have enough swords, Gallade?
>>28479219
Explosion Augmentation vs Sligoo
How do you even beat a slug without any salt?