>tfw there are Ultra Beasts lurking this site right now

Your family?

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>>28469607
Don't worry,we have protection.

>>28469607
Do you even know that Ultra beasts are bad? No? Then shut the fuck up you ignoramus. For all you know they could be saving the pokemon world in the next game.

>>28469704
Nice try Lusamine

Why are you scared of Ultra Beasts? Not everyone is bad,anon.

I don't think we- they can use a computer anon, your worry is unfounded.

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>tfw you find a cool artist on the internet
>you talk, play some vidya
>they draw you a nice picture
>turns out you live near to each other
>meet up
>its a fucking ultra beast

>>28469607
What are you, some kind of supremacist pig or something?
>hurr durr I dun liek them because its not from my dimension
>Dey es dangerous because they aren't us lmao
Go fuck yourself faggot

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>>28469704
>>28469733
>>28469750

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>>28469767
>mfw I've been arguing on a taiwanese cutting board exchange forum with interdimensional beings all this time

>Meet a blonde, green eyed girl by herself at the beach
>Really hit it off
>eventually she becomes my girlfriend, and years later, my wife
>have 3 kids that are all blonde and green eyed
>Pokemon Sun and Moon come out, and suddenly, all 4 turn into monsters

>>28469750
>Sharks, crabs, and now Lovcraftian ayys are posting on 4chan
Fuck tumblr, this is where diversity is at yo

>>28469704
>>28469733
>>28469750
Ehh

>>28470671
You forgot the spiders

>>28470418

Your dick got to go where no dick has gone before. Be happy.

>>28470783
wot

>>28470671

Everyone already knew tumblr is just full of bored rich kids looking for an easy cause to "fight" for.

>>28470671
>crabs
shut the fuck up terea re no crabs on thhis site we're all real people

>>28470854
Something like 45% of the posters on /tg/ are spiders.

>>28469704
>>28469733
this is what tumblr would say if they were real

>>28469704
>>28469733
>>28469750
Please don't probe my anus, blonde ayy lmaos.

>>28471164
You somehow managed to take a silly thread about UBs and made it about Tumblr.

Congradulations, you're officially obsessed with Teenage Facebook.

>>28469607
Don't be silly anon. I am just a normal human like you. Typing with my normal human hands.

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>>28469750
>>28469733
>>28469704

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>>28469704
It. Lusamine

>>28470924
Hard to type with those claws, Eh crabby?

>>28471652
fuck you im not a crab byiour ejust ingnorant and racist

>>28469607
All we--they want to do is improve the world and love all pokémon. HOW is that a BAD thing?

>>28469607
Fuck off dimensionist shithole I for one love our Ultra Beast overlords.

ULTRA BEASTS ARE BAD
JOIN ME AND TOGETHER WE'LL REMOVE THOSE PESKY ULTRA BEASTS

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>>28469607
What are you gonna do about it?

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Ahahaha, don't be stupid anon. We're just your regular, everyday Pokemon! Nothing more, nothing less.

By the way, do any of you know what are the most powerful Pokemon in the region? Just to train with, of course, I'm just trying to get into a good one-on-one test of strength Pokemon battle with two Pokemon going at it clean and fairly. Nothing suspicios here!

>>28471988
Fuck no, you've gotta leave. The other ones can stay, but you've gotta go.

>>28469607
Not quite Ultra Beasts but plenty of hambeasts I bet.

>>28469607
Hey I've always wondered what it's like to probe an asshole with my four- I mean two appendages . You know, I'm not goy like other humans, though. No homo sapien!

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>>28469607

Call"Tapu-Koko and the other deities

>>28471988
I wouldnt mind to meet Saya if she can fuck up my brain

Imagine if you were a human, and a Pokeball transported your body in there.

First, you'd panic, but a second later you'd faint because your whole body will be transported into it. It would all happen in a manner of seconds. You'd fainted before you knew what the fuck happened.

And nobody will ever find your body, people will just assume you went into tall grass once and no one has seen you since.

>>28471988

Stranger danger, stranger danger!

Mommy was right, I shoulda stayed off 4chan.

This thread is a great idea for a horror movie, has anyone ever done anything like this?

>>28472376
The one that comes to mind is "Invasion of the Body Snatchers", but that's not quite the same

I always knew blonds with green eyes were dangerous

>>28472639
Yup, thry truly are outta this world

Ultrabeasts arent a real thing in the real world. Shut the fuck up you stupid fucking autists.
Even if they are real how would we use a computer?

>>28473187
Found the Ultra Beast.

>>28473187
Humanoid formes, dummy

>>28473231
>>28473262
Theres no way these "Ultra Beasts" are a real thing and these posts are pissing me off.
Do you really a video game company wouls be the ones to reveal our secret identity?
Again they arent real so shut the fuck up.

>>28473390
You're right, gamefreak would never do that.

Wait, what if Gamefreak employees are UBs?

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>>28473390
>No Fun Allowed
You must be really fun to talk to at parties.

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>>28473390
Getting stressed out, UB-03?

>>28469607
No I'm not.
[wipes secretion with tentacle]

>>28470926
Do. Do they have reach?
If so we are totally fucked man.

>>28474081
>our secret identity
I think you just missed the joke.

>>28474431
I'd love a sweat edit of one of the confirmed UBs

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>>28473390
>our secret identity
>our

>>28470671
>implying sharks are o 4chan

sgarks font have hands thry have fins retard. hiw the fyck are we suppose to tupr?

>>28470783
And skeletons.
And Kek.

>>28474834
i fucked up

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>mfw this thread

>>28469704
>cockroach
>mosquito

yes they are

>>28469607
What are you talking about? I'm just a rich, Aryan man who dresses in white and has a degree in business, quantum physics and genetic engineering.
I'm totally normal.

...right?

>>28475276
>Implying you dont have a degree in faggotry

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Hey fellow pokemon and guys, whats going on in this thread? Just an ordinary lucario coming through.

>There is a Skeleton inside you
>RIGHT NOW
>That Skeleton is probably an Ultra Beast

Sleep tight, /vp/

>>28469704
UB-01
>>28469704
UB-02 Expansion
>>28469731
UB-02 Beauty

They're all here.

>>28475394
That last one should be
>>28469750

>>28469704
>>28469733
>>28469750
Oh, okay.

>>28475390
thank mr skeltal

>>28475394
Stop being ridiculous there are no such thing as ultra beast.

>>28475541
thank mr skeltal

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>>28475390
>>28475541
>png
thank mr skeltal

At least there are no Mozart's around

>>28475390
That's ridiculous. Skeletons don't hide around inside of human bodies. What would we do in there?

>>28469607
So? How do you know they're bad?

>>28475593
Why do you bring fucking Mozart up? That fucker has been dead for a while now.

>>28475593
What do you mean "Mozart's"?

>>28475681
I know mang

>>28475631
GUYS I THINK THIS FAGGOT IS AN ULTRA BEAST TOO

>>28471566
tumblr was mentioned before my post

congratz, you're illiterate AND you can't take a joke!

>>28473187
>Even if they are real how would we use a computer?
>we
You slipped that one, ultra beast.

>>28475593
Why do you think mozart would be lurking here? He is obviously dead and there's no way I could even live that long anyway.

>>28475882
You can't fool me, imposter. There is only one mozart. He was buried a long time ago.