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>>28463545
>implying there's anything wrong with yuri

>>28463533
Were the fanart at

>cockroach
>beauty

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What did they mean by this?

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>>28463533
I don't want it charming me.

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>Slowking's Oblivious!

>>28463533
How can this be Lusamine if it's not even in Sun?

What happens when a female Salandit crosses paths with UB-02 (Beauty)?

>>28463533
Your pokemon are lesbians. Chicken-chan's a lesbian. This is a happy day.

>Pokestudios style boss that has a special attract ability that works on everything
I genuinely believe this is what the single player needs. Important npcs bringing out their ace megas only to be one-shot by my type match-up was sad to see in Gen 6.

>>28463589
Tumblr is probably having a field day

>>28463533
it's going to pull the Attract+Confuse Ray combo no matter what Pokemon you send out

Also, that's totally Lusamine

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>>28463633

>>28463533
At last! Lesbians in Pokémon! Gardevoir x Beauty OTP

>Beauty

All I see is a transparent skeleton cockroach.

>>28463700
>Regardless of gender
>Lesbians

>>28463533
>Regardless of gender
Ah, so the "Pokemon is homophobic" people finally got what they want. From an alien cockroach no less.

>>28463533
Lusamine confirmed trap.

>>28463729
Yes

>>28463533
Finally. A cockroach pokemon.

>>28463533
It can even make Mewtwo the most hyper aggressive Pokemon not fight? Wow.

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>>28463533
>charming everyone

WE ONE PIECE NOW

>>28463760
That's not what a lesbian is.

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>>28463533
>It can eliminate its opponent's desire to fight
THE SMT IS REAL

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>>28463775
>Mewtwo the most hyper aggressive Pokemon

>>28463817
If a female fell in love with her then she is a lesbian.

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>>28463545
>Implying both genders can't be in awe of physical perfection in any form
Not everything is about fugging, anon

>>28463533
So... even genderless?

>>28463533
It's strange that it mentions just pokemon and not humans as well. I'm gonna guess that this will have something to do with an ability or move(s) it can use in battle to fuck with your pokemon.

>>28463533
The last ultra beast mimics the main character.
I solved the mystery.

>>28463589
it doesn't need to be the opposite sex like on moves like attract, charm and sweet kiss or whatever.

>>28463533
>I've always wanted a mosquito and cockroach pokemon

>we get personas instead

>DURR HURR NON BINARY LGBBQT POKEYMAN

retards
it's beauty, not sexual attraction

>>28463533
THE MOST BEAUTIFUL MON IN THE WOOOOORLD
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1moEzxL-gY

>>28463533
>Ability is like Intimidate, but instead inflicts infatuation
Into Ubers you go.

>>28463533
>It can charm any Pokemon and eliminate their desire to fight
This sounds like a really annoying boss battle.

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>>28464444
>mfw
checked
fucking hell i hope they do one anyway in a later gen

>>28463533

She's Rockbouquet

OH SHIT THERE WILL BE 7 ULTRABEASTS WON'T THERE

>>28464477
>implying we'll be able to catch them
i really see the UBs as being pokestar studios style boss fights. i could be wrong, but i doubt it.

>>28463533
>October.
Every fucking time Serebii.

>>28463589
>>28463545
>>28463533
>IT
hah! it doesn't even have a gender!

ITS A FUCKING ROACH OH MY GOD GROSS

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>>28463901
Does this mean Expansion is Jimenez?

>>28464475

This. She works like Hancock in One Piece.

>>28463545
>>28463533

Look close where the comma and period are placed.

I swear /vp/ has some of the dumbest users on 4chan

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>>28463533
Hmm..

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>>28463533
Hmmm

>>28464536
The Japanese text didn't use any pronouns.

>>28464576
Literally the youngest users on 4chan

73% underage on average

>>28464606
>>28464647
Really makes you think

>>28464390
No way they'd do that, gotta keep that E rating

>>28464606
>>28464647

You are all my children
BUT YOU'RE LOST BECAUSE YOU FOLLOW BLIND LEADERS

>>28464647
I T A L L C O M E S T O G E T H E R
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Fake.

>>28463533
>it's
Jesus Joe, you've been running this site forever, learn to write already

>>28464606
>>28464647
>Lusamine's name comes from garden balsam, wich is an invasive species in pacific islands (what Alola is based on)
>UBs are invading the pokemon world
>Beauty looks like Lusamine, Beauty also looks like a cockroach, one of the most common pests ever
Lusamine confirmed for being a Roach.

>>28464778
Original description lacks pronouns.

>>28463628
Exactly. Anyone who thinks that the Ultra beasts actually shapeshift into Lillie, Lusamine, et cetera instead of mimicking them isn't thinking right.

>>28464838
Sure, but "it is name" still isn't proper grammar.

>>28464838
it's = it is
its = belonging to it

>>28463584

>Beauty

Are you kidding me? It's a cockroach, it's fucking disgusting.

>>28463628
Expansion is based on a (female) mosquito, that collects blood for its children

>Extradimensional Cockroach captivates and eliminates the will to fight
>LE EBIN LEZZIE
Every
Single
Time

>>28464475
>it's beauty, not sexual attraction
not all attraction is sexual attraction
asexual people fall in love too

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>>28464975
>Insectoid-like Alien
>Presumably god-tier
>Charming

It's Queen Vexus boi

>>28465007
But the whole argument for it being Lusamine is it looks like her, which Expansion completely doesn't.

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>>28463901
>>28464544
>Regardless of gender

>>28465079
>asexual
great meme.

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>>28463584

>>28465007
Huh. I honestly forgot about that. And Lusamine did say something about being a mother-figure to the Pokemon.

>>28465121
Not necessarily. UB-02-B and UB-02-E could just be different forms, focusing on different archetype.

Remember that both of them are version exclusives, so unless both of them are shown together, perhaps Lusamine is capable of changing to both.

>>28463787
I hope we can capture UBs. I know what I'm naming mine.

>charms regardless of gender
What a perfect ability for porn. If it either is Lusamine or can assume her appearance, we can expect even human only doujins featuring it.

>>28465379
It's cool, we get it, you don't have to keep going

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>>28465391

>>28465306
That's beautiful

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so?
Bug and Fairy then??

>>28465391
He made a cockroach folder just for this. Might as well make use of it since it won't have much relevancy after a while.

>>28463545
>it's name
>it is name
This bothers me more than it should

>>28465417
Who says it has a type at all? It's not a Pokemon.

>>28465417
If it does turn out to actually be a Pokémon after all, then yeah, probably.

>>28465120
Well, at least that one has curves and a face. This one's straight up... an insect. And the worst part is they will post porn of it here too, even if I don't think it's even possible for it to exist.

>>28465472
Is roachposting going to be a thing now? Like gary or tailsposting?

Looking better at it, it doesn't look like a cockroach at all. Not more than Lusamine does, at least.

Eek! The thread is full of disgusting roaches now!
Well it didn't have a good start to be fair.

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>>28465522

I guess so.

Not gonna lie, these are come cute roaches.

>>28465200
Oh shit a shiny

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>>28465573

>>28465593
>come
Some*

>Ultra Beasts are advanced beings from a different dimension sent to test humanity
>Lillie is Neutral Route
>Lusamine is Law Route, she wants to create a world in which humans and Pokemon live in peaceful slavery
>Gladion is Chaos Route, he wants to create a world in which humans and Pokemon live free but in constant conflict

DISCUSS

>>28465829
I want Lillie to poo on me.

>>28465829
Always go for Jimenez

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>>28465829
WORLD OF STRENGTH neutral first though fuck law

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>>28465829
I'm usually a chaosfag but I like Lillie to much not to want to help her.

>>28465200
>>28465233
>>28465269
>>28465306
>>28465348
>>28465379
>>28465404
>>28465428
Ok, so why do we get the shitty brown ones everywhere?

>>28464523
I don't get why you should be able to capture literal Gods and not these things

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>>28463787
>Boa Hancock
You have a great taste in One Piece girls.

>>28466520

Those are the ones that have best adapted to living alongside humans in urban areas. They're actually pretty beneficial overall, as they devour a lot of the waste that would otherwise build up in human settlements (dead skin, etcetera). We treat them as pests, but we would actually be a lot worse off without them.

>>28465120
This was my first thought upon seeing it.

>>28466610

Also, cockroaches are very family oriented and fall into states similar to depression if isolated from one another for too long.

>>28466567
Pokéballs can capture anything that was created with Infinity Energy and is still able to use that energy as moves, that includes everything that was created by Arceus, including Arceus itself, even things like Dialga, Palkia, Giratina, Unown, Deoxys and Mewtwo, despite being either artificial or inhabiting pocket dimensions, were still born within Arceus' creation, but not humans, plants or inanimate objects (and probably Zygarde cells as well).

UBs are from another universe entirely, one that wasn't created by Arceus, therefore they can't be caught, at least not by conventional methods.

>>28464526
How do you think magazines work? They list the shelf time.

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>>28464544
Chaosfags reee
>>28463901
Lawfags reee

>not choosing your own path
>not utilizing the gift that is granted upon human form

>implying i wont fuck a cockroach

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>>28466993
>>28465829
>>28466096

What makes a man turn Neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of Neutrality?

>>28466610
That doesn't really matter, considering they also spread diseases and allergens.

>>28467086
Being a beta indecisive bitch that does the law choice half the time, the chaos one the other time.

>>28465281
>huge muscular Lusamine
I need it...

>>28467154

Cockroaches are as dirty as the environments they live in. They're ultimately a symptom, not the root cause.

>>28465450
Possessive apostrophe, dude

>>28463584
Thats the point. Cockroaches are insects whose leaders use pheromones to control the group.

>>28465829
But Lysandre was already SMT Law.

>>28467086
>choosing between 99% of the world being killed off or 100% of the world being turned over to monsters and psycho "gods"
>not just telling both sides to fuck themselves and saving everyone you can
You're all diseases. I am the cure.

>>28467264
No, "its" is the possesive form. Please, go back to whatever language is your first, and stay out of ours.

>>28467180
SMT4 in a nutshell. I hate when games force you to act schizofrenic to get the neutral route. Other SMT gamesbhandled it better.

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>>28467396
It was intentional.

>>28463545
it ugly tho

>>28464738
Implying the games won't have a hardcore sex scene with you and Beauty, using QTEs to prevent her from climaxing

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"beauty"

>>28468082
They picked a cool sounding foriegn word. Might get a more fitting translation of ideas expressed in the English version.
Or just meme and call it Belle form.

>>28467385
Yeah, you're right but taking a fucking chill pill, dude. The guy didn't know about that exception. No need to be a tool about it

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>>28464647
>when she talked about loving even pokemon from other worlds, she was actually referring to pokemon of the MC's world