Hi, my dad works at Nintendo!

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Hi, my dad works at Nintendo! 2016-09-12 06:10:25 Post No. 28450203
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Hi, my dad works at Nintendo! Anonymous 2016-09-12 06:10:25 Post No. 28450203 [Report]

And I love my Dad so very, very much! He even told me that he's going to give me free copies of both Pokémon Sun and Moon a week before it even releases in store shelves. Cool, huh?

I can't wait to play it!

Anonymous 2016-09-12 06:12:35 Post No.28450242
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Anonymous 2016-09-12 06:12:35 Post No.28450242 [Report]

>>28450203
Consider suicide, riddlerfag.

Anonymous 2016-09-12 06:12:57 Post No.28450248
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Anonymous 2016-09-12 06:12:57 Post No.28450248 [Report]

>>28450203
That's cool, why do you sound like you're 9?

His Dad 2016-09-12 06:13:01 Post No.28450249
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His Dad 2016-09-12 06:13:01 Post No.28450249 [Report]

>>28450203
Sorry that my son is such a faggot.

You are grounded for a whole month!

His Mom 2016-09-12 06:14:32 Post No.28450278
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His Mom 2016-09-12 06:14:32 Post No.28450278 [Report]

>>28450249
Shut the fuck up Greg, you drunk asshole

Anonymous 2016-09-12 06:14:34 Post No.28450280
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Anonymous 2016-09-12 06:14:34 Post No.28450280 [Report]

>>28450249
A month? Come on Sir. Dad, give him a better punishment...

Anonymous 2016-09-12 06:14:46 Post No.28450282
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Anonymous 2016-09-12 06:14:46 Post No.28450282 [Report]

>>28450248
Gee, how did you know I was 9?

Anonymous 2016-09-12 06:15:14 Post No.28450284
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Anonymous 2016-09-12 06:15:14 Post No.28450284 [Report]

>>28450203
>>28450249
oooooooooooooo
someone's in trouble

Anonymous 2016-09-12 06:16:06 Post No.28450299
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Anonymous 2016-09-12 06:16:06 Post No.28450299 [Report]

>>28450203
>a week before it even releases
>not a month before
China would like a word with you, poorfag.

Her Husband (OP' 2016-09-12 06:16:43 Post No.28450311
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Her Husband (OP' 2016-09-12 06:16:43 Post No.28450311 [Report]

>>28450278
Fuck you, you don't touch me anymore.
>>28450280
And no ice cream for a week!
>>28450284
Don't make me call YOUR parents!

Anonymous 2016-09-12 06:17:11 Post No.28450319
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Anonymous 2016-09-12 06:17:11 Post No.28450319 [Report]

>>28450282
>My dad works at Nintendo!
>Nintendo!
>I love my Dad!
>Cool, huh?
>I can't wait to play it!

Anonymous 2016-09-12 06:18:42 Post No.28450347
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Anonymous 2016-09-12 06:18:42 Post No.28450347 [Report]

>>28450319
Your dad works at Nintendo too! That's awesome!

His Mom's Fathe 2016-09-12 06:19:00 Post No.28450355
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His Mom's Fathe 2016-09-12 06:19:00 Post No.28450355 [Report]

>>28450311
Oi mate fukin cunt im aussie now wtf.
I'm fukin here gay cunt billabong fucker.
McDonalds you fucking slut git in the fucking truck

Anonymous 2016-09-12 06:19:35 Post No.28450365
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Anonymous 2016-09-12 06:19:35 Post No.28450365 [Report]

>>28450311
Your son hates you. Your wife is sleeping with the neighbour's dog. You just lost your job and you're broke as shit. You're drunk 24/7 and your liver is failing.

Just end it, you fucking faggot.

His Soon To Be Ex (O 2016-09-12 06:20:33 Post No.28450378
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His Soon To Be Ex (O 2016-09-12 06:20:33 Post No.28450378 [Report]

>>28450311
If that limp dick could get up, I would!

Tony Abbott 2016-09-12 06:20:38 Post No.28450380
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Tony Abbott 2016-09-12 06:20:38 Post No.28450380 [Report]

>>28450355
>he thinks Australians actually talk like this
Oh fuck off, faggot.

I'm seriously g 2016-09-12 06:22:25 Post No.28450401
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I'm seriously g 2016-09-12 06:22:25 Post No.28450401 [Report]

>>28450355
GRANDPA SHERMAN? BUT YOU DIED 5 YEARS AGO?

>>28450365
It's all true. If only my stupid faggot son didn't post on /vp/! Good bye cruel world!

>>28450378
See you in hell you dumb bitch

Anonymous 2016-09-12 06:22:47 Post No.28450405
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Anonymous 2016-09-12 06:22:47 Post No.28450405 [Report]

>>28450278
>>28450378
Stop fucking your neighbour, you slut.

Anonymous 2016-09-12 06:23:11 Post No.28450416
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Anonymous 2016-09-12 06:23:11 Post No.28450416 [Report]

>>28450380
I live in Australia, they do (Not exactly but close enough)

Anonymous 2016-09-12 06:23:49 Post No.28450424
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Anonymous 2016-09-12 06:23:49 Post No.28450424 [Report]

>>28450401
Just remember that no one will miss you, but at least you can die knowing that your son will kill himself before he gets into high school anyway.

Anonymous 2016-09-12 06:24:21 Post No.28450431
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Anonymous 2016-09-12 06:24:21 Post No.28450431 [Report]

>>28450319
like any nine year old who posts on this site wouldnt write something like "haha faggots, playing pokemon a week early. suck my dick cuckbois"

Anonymous 2016-09-12 06:26:10 Post No.28450453
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Anonymous 2016-09-12 06:26:10 Post No.28450453 [Report]

>>28450431
Probably not, but that's not what he wrote, you massive faggot.

Anonymous 2016-09-12 06:31:46 Post No.28450550
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Anonymous 2016-09-12 06:31:46 Post No.28450550 [Report]

>>28450416
Not really.

Australia IS shit though.

t. New Zealand

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