Your birth month determines your daddy:

Who is June?

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>>28440692
>none of these have my daddy being Lysandre
Why even continue living?

For once I'm perfectly fine with what July gets.

>>28440731
>June is Juan
Kek

Volkner is bae

>August
nice. a bit disappointed you didn't put byron or alder in this list though

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>>28440692
>One month off for Guzma

My genwun is showing...I only know Surge.

>December
This is fine

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>>28440692
September

I'm just gonna take all of them and be everyone's babygirl.

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>>28440857
nigga..

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>>28440692
I got Lysandre this time.

>tfw cuddling with your boi

>September
Finally we have been blessed

And suddenly my September birthday just got even better

>>28440692
Guzma is my daddy? This better be gud.

>>28440692
YES IM MAY

>>28440857
>genwun
>only surge
>not bruno

:c

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>>28440692
>march
>giga nigga

if volkner is my dad
does that make jasmine my mom?

Really? There are so many daddys and October gets stuck with Kuawei. Just great.

>>28440692
>Born in June
>My best friend's name is Juan
I don't know how to feel about this

Drayden is best daddy

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>>28440692
>January

>>28440692
>December
Fucking finally something I can want ramming into me.

>>28440692
>November
Oh yes

>>28440692
August is best black daddy.

>>28440733
I have Lysandre in the other one. Trade?

Drayden

>>28440692
Now by daddy do you mean the man that raises me as a father, or who fucks my ass?

>>28441602
OP here, pounds your anus.

>>28440761
...you don't pronounce it as You-an, right?

>>28440692
First Skyla, then Byron, now Drayden
February wins again baby

we don't talk about that Goodra incident

>>28441655
Welp, bye then

>>28440692
YES PAPA DRAYDEN RIDE THAT DRAGON DILDO

>Wanna see what paternity looks like? Here it is in human form-it's your daddy Guzma!

>>28441658
No, its pronounced like "Wan"

>>28440692
I actually already have a father and he's a real father figure to myself.
Fuck with your fantasies you scum, if you weren't orphaned or abandoned then you wouldn't feel the need to shitpost.

>september

mah boi

>>28440692
Wish I were born in September, but February ain't too bad.

>no cyrus or byron

>September
>Guzma

Best daddy.

>>28440692
>Kiawe
nice

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>>28440692
>Marshall
I wanted Volkner but this is good too.

>>28440692
Will I be able to plan against terrorist ice bombings?

thank god I don't have dad issues, because october is just a literally who

>>28440692
Yayyy, I get to play with ma Boi Guzma for a while.He a freak

>tfw you get ya boi
>tfw today's your birthday

>>28440692
>tfw genocidal asshole
At least he's good for hug

Nnnnghh Marshall, yes. I need that big black bull inside my tight pink boy pussy.

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Jackpot once again. Can I have Alder as well?

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>>28440692
>TWO MONTHS AWAY FROM THE PERFECT HUSBANDO
KUKUI IS GREAT TOO BUT FUCK

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Got Archie

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I got December. Does that mean that I'm Naruto?

>>28440692
June. I don't even know who my dad is, but he looks like a fag.

Just like real life.

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>>28440692
> tfw you get FUCKING JUAN

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>>28440692
>May
Holy shit, I get Ayn Rand 's beautiful prince!

>september
wow.

>>28440692
>Lysandre
FUCK YES

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>>28440692
Bless you, OP, for putting Lysandre with my birth month.

>July
WWWWWWWWW

>Surge
At least he's the hot, canon, game incarnate and not some DUNDAHBOLT retard.

August sucks...
I'm a Virgo and Marshal.

>>28440692
>September

First Archie, now Guzma. The husbando threads are where I thrive, apparently.

>>28440692
>January
I've never felt luckier fuck yeah

>>28440692
>i get best daddy maxie
thank you based anon

>>28440692
>Emerald is cannon for June

My daddy's student became champion, I could do it too

June wins again

>>28440692
these are worse than trollfaces on pokemon threads

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>>28440692
cool dad

>Lt. Surge

as expected

:^)

>>28440692
None of these look like my biological father,

NOVEMBER BITCHES I GOT ARCHIE

honestly kinda wanted Kiawe but I still got the king Pokédaddy[/ spoiler]

honestly couldn't remember who august was
for some reason i'm abysmal at remembering E4 members. wish they'd make more appearances in the region like Flint to jog my memory.

Where is Byron?

you know.... the one that has an actual son in-game

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>>28440692
would've preferred archie or drayden, but......surge ain't bad

>>28447905
You cant be a Father and a Daddy at the same time

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>>28440692
Fuck Gayzma, why couldn't September be Juan to match my name

>March
oh my fuck i am so excited

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>>28447999
>Fuck Gayzma
Thats the idea

>>28440692
Where the fuck are Chuck and Wulfric, you double nigger?

>Kiawe is a daddy
>Volkner is a daddy

How fucking underage are you?

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>Getting Volker

Hype

I want them all to mandingo me

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>July
Could be worse. Could definitely be worse. I'd fuck Surge.
I wish more people acknowledged rowan.

>>28440692
>Archie
>November

Yes this is what I want.

>>28448286
im not very into daddies, but rowan is the best professor

>september
MY BOI

>>28440692

>March

I got such a loyal daddy. Neat.

>>28440692
fuck now i wish i was born on september now

>>28440692
Sauce Surge

>>28440692
>first team magma
>now this literally who

Why do you hate summer?

>>28440731
only the most handsome juan alive.

it's ya boy guzma

> February
I fucking refuse

>>28440692
>Lysandre

Fucking FINALLY, one of these damn things that actually caters to me!

>>28440692
>march
oh my

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>>28440692
>march
Second best boy
though I kind of wish I was born in february

>July
I'm ok with this

>october
Dammit, one month earlier and I could've gotten guzma. Fuck this shit

what's a daddy?

>>28440692
>February
Shit daddy.

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>>28440692
MARCH BROS WHERE WE AT?

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>>28440692
>July
Shit.

>>28451839
Shit taste