Birth month determines your PokeHusbando

>>28435942
I got Bisharp...

Ouch.

>>28435942
Gallade
Where my July bros

>gallade

Am I supposed to be a gardevoir or something

March

FUCK YOU BARACAT

>December
Man, my husbando sure is useless and forgettable. Mega when?

>>28435942
Yes, Mega Gallade was always my favourite Mega.

>>28435942
Gallade
aww yeah

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when will there be a bad-poke.com?

>>28435942
>Blaziken
Even do we would be just bros.

>>28435942
where's the one that determines my Pokeboy husbando

come on OP, I know you want to make it

>>28435942
Why did you put a fakemon in March?

>>28435942
>machamp
>sandwiched between chesnaught and luchalitten

t-thanks

>>28435942
>emboar
well okay

>>28435942
Is it just me, or does each and every one of you niggers hate september with a passion?

>>28435942

>Lilligant
>Lopunny
>Courtney
>Aggron

June confirmed best month

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>>28435942
>Speedy flaming cock.

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I was just making one for you guys tomorrow
what is this

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>>28435942
>Chesnaught

>September
>sexy daddy type

Hell yeah.

>>28436133
This, just why.

>Le ebin Month meme
STOP

>>28435942
Goddamn, april is hot trash in all of these threads

>>28436207
It's for balance reasons, you get the best month and the worst husbando.

>>28436224
Machamp is cool though

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>>28436176
>>28436213
I guess i will delete the up coming one i was making since other anons are stealing my copied idea

>>28436233
Wake me up when September ends

>>28435942
>Bisharp
good

>>28435942
Luchalitten is okay I guess. It could definitely be worse.

Actually, now that I look at the other options, he's probably the second best. So yeah, give me that hot tiger dick.

>>28436152
january march and november? also rip march nooo me i dont want the fake starter

Why does may always get the shittest one?

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>>28435942
>dat summer kid feel

>>28435942
Bearctic or whatever huh...
I can dig it I guess.

>>28436359
Even September is more summery than June.

>>28435942
>March

Someone kill me. I want die and I'm dying inside. Wake me up, I CAN'T WAKE UP

>>28435942
AGGRON?
It's not Machamp but still good hugs.
Though machamp just gives the best of hugs and sloppy kisses.

Aggron is more of an overly protective first-date kind of guy. But i'd love to hold hands with one and look at the beautiful skies.

Imagine having aggron carve you a huge cave to be in, wow <3
and look for cool minerals together
I'd definitely love it..

>>28435942
I'm wasn't even born in August but
>Bisharp
>not Pangoro or something else
Who made this list?

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>>28435942
>October
>My first pokemon ever and one of my favorites
Not bad.

>Bisharp

Edgy boys are hard to love.

>october
>blandest starter ever
well

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>machamp

It aint no Machoke but I'll take it

>>28435942
>machamp
4 arms to restrain you and slide you on his cock, nice.

>>28435942
Blaziken
Fuck yes

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>>28435942
WHY DOES JUNE ALWAYS GET THE THING I WANT

FUCK BEING A JULY BABY

>april
super speed fingering

>>28435942
>Blaziken
What is she doing on here?

>>28439474
She wants to be your waifu so bad, she'll be your pretend husbando

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>>28435942
>Gatr
Very nice

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>>28436035
>those hands and feet
Absolutely disgusting

What's with all this facebook tier bullshit?

I wish I was born in November

I want him to fart on me

Kellog's Frosty's.

>>28435942
>Chesnaught
I'm okay with this.

Am I only one being caressed by Nidoking here?

>>28435942
>Gallade
I'll gladly prepare my boipussy for him.

>Gallade
Finally I get my favourite out of the bunch

>>28435942
>September
I'm my own husbando.

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>>28435942
Yes!!

>>28435942
Nidoking? Perfect.

>>28435942
Nidoking...ntbd

>>28441350
i envy those from November tough </3

Aggron has always been a massive bro... maybe ill try it out... but just once! Im not gay!

>>28435942
>may
JUST

>>28435942
>Feraligatr
Yes, best choice. No way in hell I am fugging a pokemon though.

>born in october
hell yeah, the only thing better would having been born in may, but I still got 2nd best starter
shame about march anons, got a shitty november clone fakemon

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>>28435942
>october
>mfw my birthmonth puts me with my favorite starter

>>28435942
>earlier thread had machoke on april
>now its machamp
fuk off

Why don't people make these threads with humans.