for a lng time now i hve been watching ppl post fake leaks and rumours and i thnk its time i fnlly reveal sum truth
srry for rshd txt, gutta hrry cus im in trbl if i get cot peekin
the chinees leaks are reel - the startrs and the rddle guy
evrywun els is just lcky gessing
i wnt post all of them, but hears a phew thngs frm the tp pile fur u guys:
- Samson Oak gives player Kanto startrs
- Charizard and Blastoise hve alredy bean seen as ride pkmn/fireman,
but Venusaur also has a job hlpin people in Lush Jungle
- Ash-Greninja will appear, he will b a special pkmn like Spiky Pichu - cannot be movd to latr games,
it has a uniq ability that makes it trnsfrm
- all alolan frms are frm Kanto, apart from two frm Hoenn
- Alola startrs naems are 'sirene', 'archowl' n 'tigrowl'
- 'pikkipek' becums 'pokkipek' in frst evo, dnt no wat it's lst is caleld
- the secret about rockruff is it's evo has an rock ablty like overgrow, blazr n trrnt
- alola parasect is ghost/grass bcs mushroom got biggr an finally kill it
- alola golduck is water/psychic bcs it trained wth raichu n slowkng
- alola primape is fight/fire bcs it trained in volcano to fight jungle pkmns, like marrowwack
- wimpod evlvs twice, dunno the englsh naems, jp nms are 'yoshamushi' n 'yarukimushi'
- morelull bcms mycelull, bit hard to dscribe but it has sgnitur move
>>28435723
>Ride your Pokemon
>Pokemon
>No accent
Try again
Don't be a faggot, that shit ain't real!
There's no way they'd come up with stupid names like Tiggrowl or Archowl.
The fuck is this language?
I know this is bullshit but the rockruff doesn't sound that fsarfetched.
>>28435723
>Ash-Greninja
KNEW IT!
>>28435723
>Ash-Greninja
I totally forgot Spiky Pichu even existed. What even was the point?
>>28435723
>in a rush
>phew
>>28435723
>same serial number
Until Next Time, See Ya
>>28435723
can't believe i'm saying this but this actually sounds like it might be legit
not saying i believe it, just nothing stands out as immediately fake (except maybe "parasect died and became a ghost type")
pic is deffo fake though
>>28435723
>Fire/Fighting Primeape
Oh Hell No!
If this is true I will shit brocks
>>28435723
>- alola golduck is water/psychic bcs it trained wth raichu n slowkng
stopped right there.
>alola golduck is water/psychic bcs it trained wth raichu n slowkng
Hey they are fixing stupid things!
Now we need a fucking water/dragon gyarados
>Archowl
>Tigrowl
Come on at least try to be creative.