Pokemon from the 14/09 trailer

>>28431774
Why does it have so much artifacting

>>28431774
I actually don't mind that. And we don't have a snail pokemon unless you count shuckle.

>battle circle
>XY background
try harder

>>28431774
>Battle Circle
You could've at least put a little effort into it.

New games dont have a circle around the pokemon anymore during battle.

>>28431794
>Sliggoo
>Magcargo

>>28431774
This is probably the shittiest fake I've seen yet.

>>28431794
>magcargo

It's like all these fake leaks out there for some reason just can't make a fake without adding the fucking battle circle

>>28431774
Wasn't that a fake X/Y leak?

>>28431844
No it's just that people are too lazy to make new leaks so they just recycle stuff from XY's leak cycle

>>28431819
>>28431838
Escargos arent snails you idiots.

>>28431793
That's how you know it's real.

>>28431880
>(snail in french) aren't snails you idiots
that's a pretty shit attempt at being the next ">implying owls are birds," anon

>>28431880
>Escargos

SHIT CALL POKEJUNGLE

>>28431939
Snails from French are different from snails that aren't. Ever heard of regional differences? You don't see one dog that's different from another dog if you go to a different country.

And what the fuck are you saying? Owls are clearly birds, is this damage control over your escargo blunder?

>>28432007
>im not a troll im just absurdly stupid, stupid

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>>28432007
>Snails from French

>>28431774
Man I love 3 year old leaks.

>>28431774
Hang yourself, cunt. This fake shit is 3 years old already.

>>28432007
*France, not French
>>28432022
You aren't disproving my argument. Learn proper grammer by the way, it's I'm not "im"

>>28432007
You just went from regular idiot to some kind of meta level bait.

>posting 3 year old fakes

at least try

>>28431774
Literally a fake leak from three years ago.

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>>28431880
>>28432007
>Esgarcos arent snails you idiots
>Snails from French
You okay there, anon?

>>28431774
We already know its a fake leak for x and y, fuck off and try harder.

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>>28432007
>Escargo aren't snails because only France has a unique breed of not-snail apparently

>>Owls are clearly birds
Wow youre a retard

>>28432071
What the fuck is "'meta level" supposed to mean? I'm not an idiot you jerkoff, I made ONE mistake in my post and I corrected it

>>28432007
How is it even possible to be this retarded?

>>28432065
It's grammar not "grammer".

this shitty fake dates back to X and Y

fucking hell you literal retards are getting lazy

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>>28432007

>>28432121
You're pretending that French snails are not snails, that's why people are making fun of you.

>>28432113
The retard is you, owls are birds, what is your problem?
>>28432124
I don't know, maybe ask the idiot who doesn't think owls aren't birds
>>28432125
It's spelled differently in my country.

can't tell when its ironic autism or real autism anymore

>>28432163
>It's spelled differently in my country.
Prove this

>>28432163
>>>>owls
>birds
Pick one and only one you fucking retard jesus christ
I bet you think Dodos are real too

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>>28432163
And what backwater 3rd world country are you from then?

>>28431774
Not even GF is so lazy with their models, that looks like a DS model.

>>28432163
That's just an unfunny meme, you're the guy who genuinely believe snails aren't snails.

>>28432007
>Snails from French(sic) are different
Okay, I'll humor you. Different how?

Just when I thought /vp/ is at an absolute low in terms of shitty "leaks", this faggot comes and posts 2013 shit. Just fuck off.

>>28432163
Regardless what country you're from it isn't spelled "grammer". Besides, we're speaking English here, anyway.

>>28432141
What?
>>28432145
It isn't "pretending" if it's a scientific fact that escargos in France are different from the ones in other places. If they are the same as other snails, why can't you eat snails that aren't native to France?

>>28431774
Fake as shit. But I still like it.

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>>28432007

>>28432239
Specific breed of snail or no, it's still a snail. Saying an escargot isn't a snail is like saying a poodle isn't a dog.

>>28432239
They're still snails even if they're different though, nobhead. All snails aren't escargot. All escargot are snails.

>>28432192
>>28432229
>>28432199
I live in the United Kingdom and we spell it. G R A M M E R. Do any of you know that places have different customs?!
>>28432207
Are you agreeing with me or not?
>>28432223
Escargos you can eat, other snails are different

>>28432239
>he thinks you can only cook large snails if they're from France
this is such obvious bait but I have to take it

>>28432310
It's not spelled grammer in the United Kingdom, that's still just a misspelling. It's a common one, sure, but it's still wrong. If you don't believe me have a look in literally any dictionary.

>>28432310
Im from England. We spell it Grammar like everyone else.

>>28432310
I live in Britbong too. I've always spelled and seen it as grammar. Why else would my phone auto-correct it to that if it wasn't correct?

>>28432310
I'm disagreeing with you when you say snails aren't snails. Are you so autistic that you can't follow a conversation?

>>28431774
Looks REALLY cool! Too bad it's fake.

>>28431819
I want a snail Pokémon THAT WORKS.

>>28432239
>scientific fact
>Snail shells have been found in archaeological excavations, indicating snails have been eaten since prehistoric times. A number of archaeological sites around the Mediterranean have been excavated yielding physical evidence of culinary use of several species of snails.
>culinary use of several species of snails.
>culinary use of several species of snails.
>culinary use of several species of snails.
Escargo is literally edible snail you fucking dimwit.

>>28432239
You literally can. As long as you know they're disease free and know how to cook them properly then there's nothing wrong with eating any snail. How do you think French restaurants outside of France have escargot?

>>28432310
>I live in the United Kingdom and we spell it. G R A M M E R
Someone call the short bus, this kid fell off.

>>28432310
Anon, escargot - the snails that's used for the food - are Helix pomatia. A European species. They're not native to France.

>>28432293
Escargos are similar to snails and are in the 'mollusk' family like snails, so they are different. Dogs and foxes are the canine family but do you call a fox a dog?
>>28432323
Yes, you can only eat Escargos. Other snails have toxins inside them that can't be cooked out so they are inedible, this is scientifically proven.
>>28432339
>>28432342
>>28432352
Grammer is the old spelling.

>>28432397
I have to give it to you. This thread was boring until you showed up and made an ass of yourself.

I want this to be real after the disappointment that was Goodra

>>28432397
>Escargos are similar to snails and are in the 'mollusk' family like snails, so they are different. Dogs and foxes are the canine family but do you call a fox a dog?
Okay, now it's getting too obvious that you're just pretending to be retarded.

>>28432422
This was a fake leak from X/Y. There's a limit to how gullible it's okay to be.

>>28432353
Are you so autistic you can't understand a simple fact?
>>28432377
That isn't even any proof.
>>28432378
They are exported to France.
>>28432380
Stop it, you don't even understand it.
>>28432387
Yes! France is in Europe, do you understand?! Why are you all so stupid?
>>28432420
Fuck you,

>>28432397
Ypu can also eat Achatina fulica

>>28431847
Yeah, this is at least a three-year-old fake.
>>28432007
>he doesn't know >implying owls are birds

>>28432387
Are... you implying France isnt in Europe?

>>28432397
>Other snails have toxins inside them that can't be cooked out so they are inedible,
Nips eat blowfish.
Your move.

>>28432479
>That isn't even any proof.
>Escargot, meaning "edible snail", seems to date from 1892 and derives from the word escaragol (Provençal) and thence escargol (Old French), ultimately from Vulgar Latin coculium, from Classical Latin conchylium, meaning "edible shellfish, oyster".

>>28432397
Even if it was the old spelling (which it isn't) that doesn't make it correct. Just like you wouldn't go around writing "olde" instead of old, or whatever.

>>28432445
I feel like I'm arguing to a wall. You aren't giving me any evidence that what I'm saying is wrong, you just say 'pretend' and 'bait.' At least I'm getting a good laugh at your stupidity, so cheers mate.
>>28432482
Nice spelling error you dumb idiot, try making an argument when you learn to speak.

>>28432479
>Fuck you

Masterful rebuttal, Mr Escargot. Or do you spell that differently in Ye Olde England?

>>28432479
>they are exported to France, so they're not snails

This makes less and less sense with every post. Wonderful.

>>28432496
No, Escargo-anon is saying that France is the only place with edible snails, but the species generally used for cooking is common across Europe.

this looks horrible

>>28432549
We're giving you tons of "examples" of what you're saying done, you're just playing too dumb to understand. Mainly, that escargot are just a name for certain species of snails. Those snails are still snails. Why is this too hard for you to comprehend?

>>28432397
>"Species of Backyard Snails. The common garden snail, Helix aspersa, is a close relative of France's commercially harvested Helix pomatia. Both can be found on French dinner plates, where the former goes by the affectionate 'petit gris' (little gray) to distinguish it from its cousin gros blanc (large white)."
While you can't eat ALL land snails, it certainly isn't limited to one species. Not even the French eat just one species.

>>28432549
>spelling error
It was a typing error though.

Thanks for proving the point though.

>>28432549
You can't call out spelling errors if you write "grammer", Shakespeare.

>>28432445
If he is, and I do hope he is, just play along why don't you? Much better than OP's so-called leak.

>>28432479
You claimed that escargot are a species native to France. You also claimed that this is why only French made the dish. Another point is that you literally said, and I quote:
>It isn't "pretending" if it's a scientific fact that escargos in France are different from the ones in other places. If they are the same as other snails, why can't you eat snails that aren't native to France?

So tell me now, anon.
Why is the edible snails found outside of France?

>>28432496
See >>28432572
But I can see how you can think that though.

>>28432479
Hey, I did not post this, someone is pretending to be me. Can't find a flaw in my argument so you want to slander me, yeah?
>>28432491
What do you keep going on about? Explain the owls are birds to me.
>>28432519
The poisons in blowfish can be removed, not in snails.
>>28432543
It is.
>>28432529
What are you citing, exactly?

>>28432549
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Escargot
>The escargot [...] is a cooked land snail.
>The word escargot is also sometimes applied to the living snails of those species which are commonly eaten in this way.
There, how about some evidence of your own if you're really so convinced this is wrong?

>>28432642
It's really not.
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/grammer

>>28432642
Oh boy, are there two people in this thread doing the same name up character?

>>28432657
You don't need evidence if it's a widely known fact. Everyone knows what I'm talking about, except vp apparently.

>>28432007
>>28432065
>>28432121
>>28432163
>>28432310
>>28432397
>>28432479
>>28432642
I've seen better trolls in the Youtube comment section. Can you stop giving him the (you)s he so desperately craves?

>>28432621
Fuck you I'm only proving escargos aren't snails

>>28432697
That's not how this works. Either you get some evidence to back your point up, or you admit you were wrong.

>>28431828
I'd use it.

>>28432642
>he doesn't know >implying owls are birds

>>28432717
>he says while serving him a delicious 8-(You) platter

>>28432697
This is somehow the dumbest thing you've said all thread. "Everyone knows it's this way" isn't an argument, especially when you're clearly the only person in this thread who believes this.

>>28432717
As >>28432635 said its the most interesting thing on this thread right now

>>28432717
Still funnier than ancient fakes.

>owls aren't birds
>escargos aren't snails
What's next?

Je pense qu'on peut dès à présent commencer à parler français. Quelqu'un aime les escargots içi ?

>>28431774
There's only 12 months, idiot

>>28432797
Well, there's also the classic
>the moon is clouds
so I think this guy could go down in /vp/ history. The syntax is the same.

>>28432717
Maybe stop screeching TROLL! and contribute some evidence to your point, with real sources that aren't straight from your ass.
>>28432720
Can you stop pretending to be me? It isn't funny.
>>28432747
I'm ignoring all owls aren't birds refusers at this point forward.
>>28432728
No, it's like saying all humans breath, and then saying, 'oh, got any proof of that, Einstein?' It's a widely known fact that doesn't need elaborating upon, unless you are speaking to a group of children. Hint. Hint.

>>28432837
Connard !

>>28432859
>>28432859
>contribute some evidence to your point
>>28432859
>it's like saying all humans breath, and then saying, 'oh, got any proof of that, Einstein?' It's a widely known fact that doesn't need elaborating upon,
Hmmm.

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>>28432859
>he types out "hint hint"
Oh my fucking god.
And here's >implying owls are birds, Einstein. How hard is it to Google one of the most legendary memes this board has ever been graced by?

>>28432818
Oui, mais seulement si elles sont les escargots nés français.

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>>28432859
>all humans breath

>>28432859
>No, it's like saying all humans breath, and then saying, 'oh, got any proof of that, Einstein?'
Except literally everyone here is against you, and people have already provided proof to counter your argument. At this point it's more like saying the Earth is flat, and then saying "I don't need proof, everyone knows this"

>>28432859
>No, it's like saying all humans breath, and then saying, 'oh, got any proof of that, Einstein?' It's a widely known fact that doesn't need elaborating upon, unless you are speaking to a group of children. Hint. Hint.
You can easily prove that all humans breathe, though. Still waiting for your evidence. Should be really easy, right?

>>28432992
>Implying the Earth isn't flat

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This thread better be screencapped, I haven't laughed this hard since Proud of its power Lucario.

All human breath, guys. We all know this. That's why snails are not snails. It's so logical.

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>STILL liking escarGolem

>>28432928
Like I said, you are the only people who disagree that escargos aren't snails. How can't you get it?!
>>28432960
Wow, this person is a complete retard and a reject. A bit like the people who can't admit escargos are different from snails.
>>28432972
Yes, that's what I said. Your point?
>>>28432992
I've said it a million times, it's only you autistic fools. And the Earth being flat was disproven millions of years ago, so it doesn't count.

>>28433013
Issou

>>28433063
Like I said, you are the only people who disagree that earth isn't flat. How can't you get it?!

>>28433013
I'm screencapping it, but I refuse to edit it after taking it upon myself to edit the ENTIRE Guzma leak.

Okay, find a picture of an escargot and a picture of a snail and point out all the differences for us.

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>>28433063
hmm
Let me guess. It's so obvious that nobody on the whole internet has ever felt the need to say it, right?

>>28433063
>Like I said, you are the only people who disagree that escargos aren't snails. How can't you get it?
Please show us the billions of people who agree with you that escargot isn't snails. Or at least a single source that agrees with you. This should be so easy for you to do.

>>28433063
If everyone but us know that they're different, it should be pretty easy for you to prove, right? And once you do, you'll not only end this argument, you'll win it. So please, educate us, show us some proof.

>>28433094
Why are you all repeating me now?
>>28433149
The internet is retarded, surely you've noticed how stupid the people on it are? If not, just look at everyone in this thread. Still, it isnmt a reliable source.

>>28433063
>the Earth being flat was disproven millions of years ago,
You're being way too obvious, but it's hilarious so I'm okay with it.

>implying escargot are snails
Is this the birth of a spicy new meme?

>>28433196
>The internet is retarded, surely you've noticed how stupid the people on it are?
Yeah just look at >>28433196

in alola the battles doesn't have a dirt circle, it's fake

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>this is the most attention magcargo has gotten in years
holy shit

>>28433196
>everyone in the world agrees with me, except for the many, many millions that use the Internet
This is getting great.

>>28433229
Yeah, we moved on from that.

>>28433237
Three cheers for our scorching, hot-as-sun snail!

And I realized that my post got ignored. Funny.

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>>28432007
>Snails from French

>>28433229
>the battles doesn't
Someone needs to brush up on their grammer

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>implying

>>28432969
Je suis francais et j'ai jamais mangé un seul escargot tb.h

>>28433288
Escargos aren't snails, though. They're from French.

>>28433201
Ignoring all 'obvious pretender' posts from now on
>>28433228
Ha ha, very funny, now why not dispute my claim?
>>28433245
'Millions' = a few search results? Besides, millions are small compared to the vast population of Earth.
>>28433291
Come on now, I corrected myself many comments ago.

>>28433403
What is the burden of proof?

>>28433331
you're not missing much, if you've ever had mussels they taste very similar, but they have a more rubbery texture

>>28433403
(you)

>>28433426
>>28433485
What is an actual argument? What are you even trying to prove at this point? Are you only here to make fun of me?

>>28433368
Well, let me correct myself then.

Three cheers for our scorching, hotter-than-the-sun escargot!

... Doesn't really have the same ring to it.

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>>28432065
>Learn proper grammer

>>28433516
What are YOU trying to prove? Because whatever it is, you're really not doing a great job at it.

>>28433516
NOW he gets it.

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>this thread
why are you people replying to this bait.

>>28433403
Again, please show us a single person who agrees with you. Should be extremely easy.

How is this an actual thread? What is happening?

>>28433458
Good to know

>>28433587
Which one, the fake leak or the escargot-isn't-snail?

>>28433516
Yeah, because you're an idiot. Also, where is your evidence?

>>28433587
Because it's gone through frustrating and looped back around to hilarious. It's like watching an ape try to fight the Sun.

>>28433516
I love escargots but have a really weird history with them. Back when i was a teenager i had a massive parasite fetish and i would stick a cucumber up my ass and wriggle it around pretending it was an escargo trying to enter my intestines. I remember one time where i was doing it when i thought my parents were out. As you could have guessed my parents came back when i was fantasising about escargots and my mum came into my room when i yelled "ESCARGO DONT LIVE INSIDE ME".I tried to play it off as me shouting at my dinner, completely forgetting i had a cucumber up my ass. I had a stern talking to that night. Another one i rememeber was when the cucumber snapped and my ass sucked it up. After 3 days i started to get a stomach ache so i told my parents and they took me to a&e and later a psychiatrist

>>28433633
We're learning about snails from French that aren't snails.

>>28433633
/vp/ always bites bait. They're not bright. SuMo hype doesn't help, since it brings in newf*gs from places like reddit.

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>implying escargots are snails
LMAO that's like saying pugs are dogs, fucking idiots

>/vp/ has a new stupid meme based off ignorance
Great. Why are all out memes like this? Are we the stupidest board on 4chan?

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>>28433676
>SuMo

>>28433676
>SuMo
Is this bait too?

>>28433693
Yeah.

>>28433676
>newf*gs
>SuMo
You clever b*tch

>>28433693
I'd say we're tied with /x/ when it comes to stupidity.

>>28433692
escargos*

>>28432007
wish this was more adaptable to be a pasta

>>28433676
>not realizing all this thread 'cept maybe first few posts is on purpose
>self-censoring

Is it enough for me to call you a faggot or should I wait for you to (You) me with a "kys" post?

>>28433723
/vp/ is more of ignorance where /x/ is will retardation and paranoia

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>>28431794
Goomy was supposed to be the snail pseudo-legendary based on this French mythological creature.

Instead we got the fucking full retard Dragonite-esque garbage we did.

>>28433741
like pottery

>>28432519

I genuinely lol'd

>>28433782
at least it gave us memes

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>>28433403
This is what the actual Gastropoda commonly labeled escargot looks like. If that's not a snail then I'll eat my foot.

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meme of the month

>>28433761
True, although the children on /x/ are all Hispanic for some reason, which adds flavour.

>>28433847
escargos*
at least be faithful to the constant misspelling

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>>28433782
We could've had a proper Bug/Dragon psuedo. It would've been awesome as fuck, but no.

>>28433833
>eat my foot
>in a discussion about edible snails
>gastropods have one large mouth-foot making up most of their body
Well played.

>>28433847
*escargos

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>>28432007
>Snails from French

>>28432397
Foxes are vulpines you tard. Your misunderstanding here is like saying that Great Danes and German Shepherds aren't both dogs because they aren't from the same place.

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fuck, typo
I'm too tired for this shit

You know what, I'm not even going to bother replying to any of you daft fools anymore. I know that I can't bore my way into your head like a hammer and, perhaps, actually trigger sensibility within you.

Escargos are not snails. Bottom line. Period. Fullstop. It's just not worth arguing over... escargos are snails. Maybe one day you can see the knowledge I tried to give you and absorb it but you are all fucking retards so I doubt this will ever happen.

I'm leaving to go save the world from ignorants like you people. Enjoy wallowing within your stopidity, because I won't take it anymore. i am the antibiotics that cures the virus of stupidity, maybe one day my light will light your minds up and you can see the error of your ways.

But you dumb cunts couldn't understand my facts, evidence, or my ideas. Anyway, I'm off. I'll leave you with a summary of what you need to learn - Escargos aren't snails; Escargos can only be found in France; And, most importantly, /vp/ is incompetent

>>28433874
Goodra is disappointing on so many levels

>>28434163
Translation:
>welp, i couldn't actually find any evidence, bye

>>28434163
>daft
>he thinks hammers bore
>Bottom line. Period. Fullstop.
>It's just not worth arguing over... escargos are snails.
>I'm leaving to go save the world from ignorants like you people.
>stopidity
>i am the antibiotics that cures the virus of stupidity, maybe one day my light will light your minds up and you can see the error of your ways.
>Escargos aren't snails; Escargos can only be found in France; And, most importantly, /vp/ is incompetent
So is this the real guy or an impersonator? Because I'm not even sure that guy is THIS dumb, over here sounding like a poorly written anime villain.

>>28434163
>I couldn't provide evidence, so I'm fleeing with my tail between my legs

See ya.

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>>28434163
How many (you)s did this underage autist get, and more importantly, can I be in the screencap?

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>>28434163
This could have been another average fake leak thread

I'm so glad it wasn't

>>28432374
Gastrodon

You know the interesting part? If it weren't for this stupid-ass dramatic exit, the chance is pretty decent that we would've just forgotten about this guy- but now he's cemented into our memories as the Second Coming of Owls Aren't Birds.

>>28434372
But that's a escargot pokémon :^)

>>28434163
GODSPEED YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD, here, have the final (You) on your way.

>>28431774
I feel like I've seen this snail before

>>28434372
so, now it's a snail vs. slug debate? Okay, bring it on.

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>>28434163
>escargos are snails
>stopidity
>the antibiotics that cures the virus
Fucking gold.

>>28434372
That's a slug. It's not the same.

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>>28434163

>>28431797
^

>>28433880
>you will never grope her tits

>>28434717
Stop waifu fantasizing we're talking about escargos here

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>>28432007
>Snails from French

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>>28432642
This is top secret information that could save your life one day.

>>28431774
no es cargot

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This fucking thread

>>28434842
*es cargo

>>28434842
no es nail

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Include me in the screencap senpai

>>28435146
Me too

don't let this die. come back escargo anon

Escargo anon, legit or bait?
http://www.strawpoll.me/11205255
http://www.strawpoll.me/11205255
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http://www.strawpoll.me/11205255

>>28435515
He's cargone.

>>28435618
Legit but then turned into bait when he realized how retarded he was.

>>28435618
Bump so we can get more people measuring in on this

I wanna say this guy was bait, and honestly if it is then fantastic job, but I think it's more likes that he's just a literal fucking moron.

Also we all know this is gonna be a "best of /vp/" screencap so once again, amazing job anon

>>28436844
more likely* literally fuck my cock

>>28437051
waaay too many blown up phrases

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>>28432007
>snails from French

>>28437051
it needs
>>28431794
>>28431819
>>28431838
>>28431880
>>28431939
for context

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>>28432007
what the hec

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>>28437190
>>28437267

>>28432007
>You don't see one dog that's different from another dog if you go to a different country
What even

>>28437736
A+

>>28437736
This is better

>>28434163
Is this the exact moment escargo-anon lost his mind?

>>28437959
Nah, that happened way earlier.

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>>28432007
>he thinks owls are birds

>>28433587
They are desperate faggots who want (You)s by pretending to be retarded.

>>28438023
kek, geert wilders

>>28432007
Can I be on the screencap?

>Beef aren't cows
>Bacon aren't pigs
>Poultry aren't chickens
K

>>28431774
I wish it was real desu. I want a Junji Ito pokemon

>>28431939
>The moon is clouds

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am I a pokemon yet

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>>28439582
u sure bout that fampai?

>>28439582
>>28439671
If Steven Universe a children's cartoon could get away with referencing The Enigma of Amigara Fault, Pokemon could probably reference Uzumaki just fine, honestly.

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>>28432007
>Snails from French

>>28434163
>i am the antibiotics that cures the virus of stupidity

HOLY SHIT nothing has made me laugh harder than this.

>>28434163
Is this pasta material?

>>28434163
>i am the antibiotics that cures the virus of stupidity
a-anon... antibiotics don't cure viruses...

>>28431774

>14/09 trailer

Are you implying we are getting news on Wednesday?

>>28437736
You forgot the best post though. >>28434163

>>28441323
Right before the last post

>>28441421
I need new glasses, thank you anon.

GOAT thread 2016

>>28431828
you didn't see that poorly animated roothoot one?

>>28432007
I am angry and confused

Is this how swagger works?

I liek escargos on my franch bread.
>Shocker on Peach ( ͡lenny)

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>>28442306
Yes but don't fall into his trap! Have a Persim Berry and fire back with a Taunt so he can't use it again!

Well, he already whited out but whatever.

>>28432397
Ugh this has to be bait. But I'm replying anyway.

First of all it's escargot.

And people eat other snails. There's that giant snail in African that people eat there. Can't be bothered to look up the name but I think it's honestly something like Giant African Snail.

This was amaze.

>>28434163

This is so obviously bait but it's still pretty hilarious

>>28434163
Escargots are snails.
t. frenchfag

Escargos are frenchfags
t. snail

Ah, I didn't managed to see that anon went down in a blaze of retarded glory. Too bad.

>>28435618
I'm leaning towards this situation, all from escargo-anon perspective:
>There are no snail Pokemon
>Oh, there are, but I'm not gonna admit my mistake
>Might as well argue like a retard
So yeah, legit, but turns to baiting somewhere on the line.

this is a shit thread so i'm curious
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>>28444444

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>>28444444

>>28444444
>ywn get hexes with the worst kind of post

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>>28434163
>Escargos are not snails.

>>28444444
W-what?

>>28444444
Fug

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>>28444444
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>28444444
Nice one, my dude.

>>28444444
WEW.JPG

>>28444444
wasted

>>28444444
>Digits from French

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>>28444444
>recursive get
Impressive

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>>28444444

(You)

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>>28444444
include me in the screencap

XY background and battle circle. Nice try.

>>28444444
This fucking thread, man

>>28444571
>>28444577
Fuck off reddit.

>>28444444
(You)

>>28434163
>Wallowing within your stopidity
>Antibiotics that cures the virus of stupidity
Hey moron, you don't use antibiotics with viruses because antibiotics are specifically for bacterial infections. You fucking moron.

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>>28444444
Hot damn, anon. Nice get.

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>>28444444
>Calls out his get
Impressive. Thanks for lightening up this pointless thread

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UB-?
>A new Ultra Beast has been discovered! There is not much information about UB-? Besides that it seems to have a vendetta against human and Pokémon. UB-? Body looks as if it's made of magma.

>>28444444
What did he mean by this?

>>28444639
it means I was curious as to who was going to get hexts.

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>>28444623
Oh fuck off already

>>28444623
Literally my mom's Lysandre.

>>28444652
>not recognizing a shitpost when you see one

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>>28444444
BOI HE DID IT

>>28444623
>Body looks as if it's made of magma.
HOLY SHIT MAGCARGO CONFIRMED GUYS!

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>>28444506
I'm gonna need source on this.

>>28444623
>people actually thought S/M wasn't 6.5

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>>28444444

>>28444444
wow this is the best thread on /vp/ in a long time

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>>28444444

>>28439671
what the fuck is this

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>>28444444
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

>>28444936
Junji Ito. He's a horror manga writer known for his ability to create god tier atmosphere but can't write an ending to save his life.

>>28434163
>Escargos are not snails.
>It's just not worth arguing over... escargos are snails.

You know what, I'm not even going to bother replying to any of you daft fools anymore. I know that I can't bore my way into your head like a hammer and, perhaps, actually trigger sensibility within you.

Escargos are not snails. Bottom line. Period. Fullstop. It's just not worth arguing over... escargos are snails. Maybe one day you can see the knowledge I tried to give you and absorb it but you are all fucking retards so I doubt this will ever happen.

I'm leaving to go save the world from ignorants like you people. Enjoy wallowing within your stopidity, because I won't take it anymore. i am the antibiotics that cures the virus of stupidity, maybe one day my light will light your minds up and you can see the error of your ways.

But you dumb cunts couldn't understand my facts, evidence, or my ideas. Anyway, I'm off. I'll leave you with a summary of what you need to learn - Escargos aren't snails; Escargos can only be found in France; And, most importantly, /vp/ is incompetent

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>>28444444
Ebin Bread.

>>28445050
I like the new copypasta

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>>28444444
put me in the screencap daddy

>>28445050
You know what, I'm not even going to bother replying to any of you daft fools anymore. I know that I can't bore my way into your head like a hammer and, perhaps, actually trigger sensibility within you.
Owls are not birds. Bottom line. Period. Fullstop. It's just not worth arguing over... owls are birds. Maybe one day you can see the knowledge I tried to give you and absorb it but you are all fucking retards so I doubt this will ever happen.
I'm leaving to go save the world from ignorants like you people. Enjoy wallowing within your stopidity, because I won't take it anymore. i am the antibiotics that cures the virus of stupidity, maybe one day my light will light your minds up and you can see the error of your ways.
But you dumb cunts couldn't understand my facts, evidence, or my ideas. Anyway, I'm off. I'll leave you with a summary of what you need to learn - Owls aren't birds; Owls can only be found in France; And, most importantly, /vp/ is incompetent

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>>28444444
I take it back, this thread is great.
f-fuck i didn't know i would get hexes

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>>28444444
FUCKING

>>28445050
Like clockwork
>>28445167

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>>28444444
B-but how!?

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>>28444444
Nice get. Have a Shauna.

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>>28444444
wat

>>28431794
MAGCARGO. retard

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>>28439671
Ito has done Pokémon art before, might as well go the other way around.

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>>28444444

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>>28444444

>>28434163
King of retards.

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>>28444444

>>28444444
NANI?!

>this masterpiece of a thread will die soon
F

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>>28444444
PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP

ZOOMED WORDS!

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>>28444444

>>28444444
oh man what the fuck are these digits?!?!

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>>28444444

>>28446119
Kill yourself.

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>>28444444
This game deserves ass.

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>>28444444

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>>28434163
>Escargos are not snails.

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>>28444444

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>>28444444
This thread is magical.

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>>28444444

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>>28444444
This is the thread that keeps on giving.

>>28444444
This fucking get

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>>28432007
>Snails from French

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>>28432007
>Owls are clearly birds

Press F to pay respects to escargo-anon and >>28444444

>>28444444
WASTED, FUCK

JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

Into the archive it goes.

This thread is a fucking goldmine

>>28431774
>seems legit

>>28448414
F

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>>28444444