Would you let your favorite pokemon cook for you?

I'd let anything cook for me. I'm fucking starving.

>>28407566
>Feraligatr

no

>Lairon
Of course I'll let it cook for me, it would be so cute and fun to watch

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>Kirlia

I would

No, I'd cook for them instead.

>archeops
>eevee
sounds dangerous

>>28407566
I feel Scyther would need a little help... good at cutting salad though!

>Mawile

Gonna need some stairs for that...
And no, I wouldn't.

>>28407566
Pokémon know fuck all about human food so no

>gliscor
no, the poor thing would struggle to cook with those claws, I'd do the cooking for it. Or we can even cook together and it leads to fugging

>>28407566
>Serperior
I mean she has her vines to use instead of her stubby arms so I guess that could work out for her, but I'm not sure she'd be able to handle the heat to well and I'm not sure oven mitts would help her out.

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Of course.

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>>28407566
gardevoir can cook for me all time

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>>28407566
Yes

>Chandelure
He's made of fire and I see no flaws with this plan

>>28407566
I'm thinking about what a Skarmory trying to cook would look like. As hilarious as that would be, I wouldn't let it because it's likely it'll end up burning down my house or something.

Now if it's my waifumon, I would. I'm sure Lilligant can cook some delicious dishes.

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>>28407566
>Arcanine
no its probably going to its first or burn the kitchen down.

>>28410389
Magnetic apendages

Turn your skarmory into a living Swiss army knife for cooking

>>28407566
>Meganium
How can it even

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No doubt.

>>28410684
Doesn't it have hentai vines? It could probably grip things with those.

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>>28407566
better question: would you eat your favorite pokemon?

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ye

>>28411936
If it's a species breed for being eaten and if the sanitary conditions are good, yeah without a doubt but I'll need to find a way to eat rocks without dying before

>>28411936
I think I could die due to how poisonous gliscors are naturaly, I bet their meat must be too. Also that's mean

>>28407566
>Lopunny or Meowstic
I'll much rather prefer to let the telekinetic cat do it.

>>28411936
I mean we do eat rabbit, so.

>Kyogre

No.

>>28412075
What is that supposed to be?

>>28407566
Nothing against this meme desu, its spaced out and posted on different boards. Nice job OP

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>Sableye
fucker would grab some eggs, then proceed to flip the fuck out and begin throwing them at a wall while screaming incoherently, then presenting it as breakfast.

Fuck yeah I would

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>>28407566
Can it cook?

> Absol

I'd expect it to just put tin foil in the microwave and wait, if it can.

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Would make some pizza and listen to industrial metal.

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>>28412278
looks like someone's shitty zorua oc

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>>28412408
>Has a Calm nature
>Listens to Jazz Blues instead

What do?

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>>28409804
This! Don't want her to risk herself near fire.

I'd force Garchomp to make me Sharkfin Soup.

>>28412528
I'd eat his "sharkfin," if you know what I mean

>>28412556
>not eating her shark soup
You had one job Carlos

>>28412628
ya but girls are gross

>>28412802
Yeah, but female garchomps are not gross

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>>28407566
Aggron does not look like a good chief.
Aggron is big.

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it would take a while but i would wait as long as needed

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>>28407566
It'd be cute to watch them try

>>28412343
one of the most autistic things i have ever read

you were probably the kind of kid to lie about being colorblind in school because you thought it was cool

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>>28412343
>then proceed to flip the fuck out and begin throwing them at a wall while screaming incoherently, then presenting it as breakfast.
But... why? sableyes are not know to be crazy or deranged, they're just pranksters and goblins. The worst that could happen is finding half a necklace in your omelette

>>28407566
>Tyranitar
IDK, he might make a mean sandwich.

>>28412490
Listen with him. Jazz is as good as every other type of music.

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I'll never let him go anywhere near the kitchen

I'm not sure if Sudowoodo or Crobat could even cook something. I guess Sudo could make mashed potatoes?

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With hands like that my kitchen would be a fucking nightmare.

>>28413972
He could cook with its feet maybe?

>>28412497
She could make you a nice salad.

Or SHE could be a nice salad

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>>28414247
All I could think of was this.

>>28413972
>>28414247
>Lugia turns to grab the cooking oil
>wings blow the house and surrounding land to bits

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Is this even possible?

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>>28414350
Being Lugia is suffering.

>>28414350
>lugia grabs the cooking oil
>fumbles it
>spills oil all over it's huge belly

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>>28407566
no, but he would be a good table

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Yes

>>28414276
I would lick her vegetable oil if you know what I mean

>>28414511
>putting hot plate on top of Avalugg

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>>28414550
Prunning her petals the tossing her salad.

>>28414637
Then tossing*

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>>28407566
why of course i would

i wouldnt eat it though

>Milotic
>No hands
how

>>28414564
I wouldn't melt, but it might be painful

>>28414783
You can see how pride it is of its cake.
I would eat the cake to make it happier.

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>gives up the moment some hot oil pops him and just orders a pizza

This Pokemon understands me.

>>28414933
For you.

>>28415654
>favorite mon is Archeops

My nigga

>>28414783
>causes an earthquake just to make a mud cake

what an asshole

>altaria

I'm sure she'll find a way to keep cotton out of the food, right?

>>28415642
me too tbqh

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>>28407566
>Magnemite

Absolutely fucking not. The kitchen would be a nightmare for it.

how the fuck does a garchomp cook without hands?

>>28407566
>T-Tar
No thanks, I don't want sand in my food.

>>28416385
He could chop up meat and grill it.

Fucker would just have to cook with talons

>>28416385
It can still hold things using both claws together. It would be very ineficient, but it can work

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>>28410305
Great taste

>>28407566
>Wobbuffet
I guess it has arms, but that's not the real base of the body...

>Snorlax

Hmm

>>28407566
>Sawsbuck
Only if its making tea with the leaves on its head, and even then it'd be messy. And probably gross since I'm not sure what those are about.

>Luxray
I'd let em spot food for me through walls and we'd beat people up and take it maybe?

>>28414933
Avalugg get off the computer

>>28407566
I'd let them cock me

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She would be a good cook

>>28407566
Fuck no

>>28416854
that is not a pokemon

>>28416835
fuck i've been found out

>>28409623
ME
E

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Would you dress up for your pokemon?

>>28416854
Who is this?

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>>28418751
Yes

>>28418795
L-lewd

>>28412343
jejejejejejeej haha le so ranDUMB XXXdd pick up lunch at mcd at 1

>>28418795
is it going in his ass?

>>28419264
Actually it's going into his mouth.

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Are you kidding? He'd fucking kill me.

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>>28413354
my nigga

>>28419954
So you two can be together... FOREVER!!!

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>>28413354
So what?

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>>28417039
>>28418775
Camerupt

>>28412343
It's more than likely to try and feed you your mother's jewelry, underage.

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>>28413354
just wait for a hot day so you can cook eggs on his backplates

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Sure. Probably just getting roast berries for dinner.

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I think his hands are too big. I don't know though, he's called the Gripper Pokémon so he might be very dexterous.

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>>28416562
>>28410832
>>28410305
>>28414247
Well then...