I'm bored /vp/, tell me a story.

Once upon a time OP was a faggot.
The End

that's what books are for

the picture you posted has a book in it

get a book and read it

the end

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Once upon a time there was an Ugly Barnacle.

When he grew up he was slightly less ugly and his friends helped him integrate into society.

The End.

>>28383201
once upon a time, red sat with his femtwo and his femtwo presented her pussy to him, he got hard and fucked femtwo until cum started spurting out of her nostrils and mouth. the end

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>>28383201

When I was 10 years old I had this charizard plushie with its mouth open/tongue sticking out so I would practice making out with it to prepare for being a teenager. It was dry and uncomfortable because it was made of fabric, and being an idiot 10 year old I assumed that's just how kissing was so I avoided the opposite sex all the way until high school.

>>28383201
holy shit, blog? this is amazing
also check the fanfic general

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>>28383255
>"You betcha!"

>>28383255
Fucktard. Blood is one hell of an oxidizer, the quartermaster is gonna be pissed,

>>28383399
Why does this keep happening

happens to images I post too

>>28383274
>>28383399
What are these? Pictures for ants?

>>28383418
Stop saving thumbnails you stupid faggot.

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1/2

>>28383255
Nice story

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2/2

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>>28383438
I'm not. I'll have a full sized image, and when I upload it, it shrinks.

>>28383380
https://archive.nyafuu.org/vp/thread/19095455/

Fucking confirmed... We did it boys

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That's where the donut meme originated from.

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Unrelated,but still cute

>>28383439
>>28383462
Now that's what I call a pretty good story

>your femtwo will never spread her thicc legs in your face and push your head into her crotch

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>>28383566

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Okay,I'm done dumping.Good night!

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>>28383649
IMAGE.
FOR.
ANTS.