Le opposite day snake

>>28371097
Gen 5 was the best generation. Gen 1 was the worst.
le bizarro /vp/ thread

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>>28371097
Le ebin paralysis face

>>28371918
Nice opinion friend

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>>28371097
Serperior is cute

>>28372423
>firsst time
Typo or snake joke?

>>28371097
Snivy's eyes are brown, Serperior's are red-orange, and Servine's is somewhere are between. If it gets a mega, it better have leering blood-red eyes ala Lord Voldemort.

It's also designed after French royalty, and as a result is on the front gates of Parfume Palace in Kalos. It's also got the upside down fleur-de-lis on its front.

And it displays the way lizards evolved into snakes and lost their limbs. And it may or may not be based on the snake in the Garden of Eden. The Serperior line is well-deigned.

>>28372463

The other S is out of line with the rest of the text and it's clipping through the text bubble, I think someone edited it to add a bad snake joke.

>>28372517

It's very well designed. I'd eat its forbidden fruit all day.

>>28372537
The original was in japanese. The translated version didn't fit in the box very well.

>>28372537
I'd put my Scranton Reality Anchor in her pocket dimension if you know what I mean

>>28372580
>her
A-Anon...

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>>28372580

I'd put my body in her endless royal coils if you know what I mean.

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>>28372668
Id put my dick in her cloaca if you know what I mean

>>28372697
I dont like this gif. Spikes on Sceptile penis look ridiculous. I prefer hot serperior hemipenes.

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>>28372537

>I'd eat its forbidden fruit all day

Me too anon

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Search "Kajinchu". You won't be disappointed.

>>28372697
Source?

>>28373065
>filename

>>28373090
>>didnt work

>>28373106
Masterploxy

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>>28371097
Finally got myself a contrary serperior, timid nature, does not disappoint, seriously the best grass starter.

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snek is queen

>>28371097
Bumping for more snakes

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best snek

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smug

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>>28375177
>best snek
>not pic related
That is absolutely ___fine__!

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>>28375631
best snek will always be based Arbok

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>>28375960
Seviper still has the best snek ship though

>>28376102
I like that.

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>>28375960
btw, is pic related actually true?
I never noticed the face pattern being any different in the regions.

>>28376183
Yes johto arboc's pattern is cute

>>28376183
It was true, but since FRLG they've all had the same design.

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>>28376244
Not true.

>>28376183
It is mostly. I don't think those are the right patterns/regions but they did make unique patterns for the first few Gens. I miss Arbok

>>28376281
All this picture does is prove my point. The HGSS doesn't have the same pattern as the GSC one and the DP and BW ones look almost identical.

>>28372921
Kajinchu is a god-tier artist.

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>All these entry-level sneks
Get that weak shit right outta my face
Serperior is a good snek tho

>>28377058
That's a fish

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:)

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>>28377058
B-but anon!

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>>28377058
Milotic is good water-snek but opposite day snek is opposite day snek.

Why do people find serperior attractive?

I don't like snakes

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>>28376102
the best

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>>28379324

Why don't people find Serperior attractive is a better question. It's perfection incarnate.

>>28372761

I prefer people who reply to emails

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Best snek

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>>28381289

How I envy that narutoad.

How do you even use contrary serperior? I've got one but fucked if I know how to use it

its a fucking eel not a snake

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>>28381372

Endless Leaf Storm ejaculation. Each release only gets stronger thanks to its Perversity ability.

>>28377058
that's an oarfish ya dingus

>>28379324
snakes are very beautiful. I don't find them attractive in a sexual way, but they are some of the most gorgeous animals around

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>>28375631

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>>28379324
Bumping for Best Snek.

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>>28371097
Any love for Snivy here?

>>28384152
A snivy is fine too

>>28384152
I want to make her grow happy and strong

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>>28385880

Happy, strong and more importantly /big/.

>>28372572
>translated version
It's not actually translated, my friend. That is a rewrite by some autist, hence the cringy dialogue. In the jap image Serperior just says its own name like pokemon do while panting heavily.

>>28385913
>big
Reminder that canonically Serperior is ridiculously tiny and it's head barely reached up to the dick of an average fully grown man.

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>>28386013

>canonically Serperior is ridiculously tiny
>height: 10'10"

Not length, height.

>>28371097
So is not opposite day snek.

>>28386067
3.3m is not that much compared to Arbok's or Milotic's 6m.

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>>28386067
Didn't you realized that pokedex gives you lengh when it comes to long pokemon like sneks?

>>28386067
The snekmons stats are always given head to tail.

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>>28386159

There will always be outliers. Tiny Milotics and immense Serperiors.

>>28386186

I'd like to see concrete proof of this. Length and height are two different measurements, and the Pokedex is blatantly giving you the creature's height.

>>28386067
Yes length, dummy

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>>28386230
It's T I N Y.

>serperior porn
>vagina is nearly in the neck region, perfect center of the body, looks like a direct opening to the stomach or otherwise


so much good shit ruined

>>28386349
>tiny Serperior
>lil doggo Samurott
>manlet Blastoise
holy shit

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>>28386349

Maybe your average one is. Sizes do vary.

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>>28386349
>that blastoise

I hate this pokémon.
In fact I hate most of the pokémon from Gen V, it truly was the worst of all. At least XY had only a few fuck ups and you could catch better older pokémon if you wanted.

>>28386349
For me Serperior will always be the size it was in the animated trailer for BW2.

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>>28386457

>>28386538
Yeah but /vp/ pretty much agrees that Gen V is the worst of all games.

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>this is the starter we should have had

>>28386589
BW2 is the best.

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>>28386638

>>28386589
Vp is unovabortion central what are you babbling about

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>>28386663

>>28386589
Gen I and Gen VI is pretty much /vp/'s consensus.

>>28386638
>>28386663
Looks nice and concept looks much better. Is this a "leak" or a fakemon?

>>28386638
First two forms are GOAT but third is uggo. Get that rahkshi shit outta my face.

>>28386682
Well back in the day people had the sense to know what was shit but I guess with everyone lapping up SuMo info they've lost their taste and cant tell shit from shinola.

>>28386744
This is how it's done:
Current generation: Shit
Current generation - 1: Worst game ever
Current generation - 2: Best game ever
Current generation - 3: /vp/ is too young to remember

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>>28386349
>STILL trusting the pokedex

>>28386769
I can assure you gen 6 will never be called best gen ever.

>>28386922
Never count on the 2018 or 2019 newfags.

>>28371097
I want to fuck Serperior.

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>>28386995

Because you have good taste.

Is serperior the most popular gen V starter?

>>28386995
Who doesn't

>>28387079
By far. It's also the only grass starter to be the most popular.

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>>28387302

It's still a shame Bayleef and Meganium never got more popularity, but at least Serperior deserves its place at the top of the chart.

>>28387302
I always thought Sceptile and Venusaur to be more popular, because of genwunners and mega-evos.
Serperior has its niche though, because of Contrary + Leaf Storm combo in competitive.

Snek fags are...

You know what carry on, at least you guys aren't gardefags. Thank you.

>>28387599
I think anon meant that Serperior is the only grass starter that is generally agreed to be the best of its generation.

Sceptile and Venusaur are beat out by Blaziken and Charizard.

I don't know why the fuck I'm attracted to this thing. I can almost understand why people'd be attracted to Gardevoir, but I don't understand this. And yet, there's something incredibly arousing about it. I feel like such a fucking degenerate.

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>>28391585

Why do you feel like a degenerate? Snakes give the best hugs, and surely you can't blame yourself for wanting to struggle snuggle with the best possible creature.

>>28379324
I don't. It's a cool design and I love sneks in real life.

>>28386349
God why is Blastoise such a manlet?

>>28391647
I dunno, it just doesn't seem right. Like, I'm not into BSDM or anything, and there are many humanoid Pokemon that I could've been attracted to, but it's just so fucking sexy.

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>>28392049

Serpents have a way of slithering into your mind and filling it with their coils. The superior serpent does this the best, like everything else it does.

Don't fight it. It's better to enjoy perfection than to try to resist what you genuinely enjoy.

>>28392201
THICC

>>28392394

She pulls off being the size of a school bus pretty well, doesn't she?

>>28392420
Yes, probably because of the lack of legs and breasts.

>>28392591

Lack of legs, yes. But if you wanted, I'm sure she'd be able to pull off having a pair of enormous breasts as well.

>>28392630
>snaketits
I'm listening

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>>28392701

You should really be watching instead of listening.

>>28392734
>not preferring male serperior

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>>28392867

I prefer anything that can creampie both holes at the same time.

>>28376183
holy fuck 20 years since gen 1 and I just realized it's a face

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>>28391585
It's more or less a shameful pleasure.
>You'll never go to a creepy place with Serperior
>It'll never coil around you out of fear

>>28393160

Never say never. Every day you live is another day closer to fully realizing the benefits of VR or genetic engineering.

>>28393349
>genetically engineered 10 foot tall snake
As much as I love serperior, i think this is a bad idea

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>>28393593

You're right, we really should add a few zeroes to the end of that number.

>>28393759
Emboar would make a good ganon

Serperior is ridiculously attractive but there's nothing less arousing than getting ass-fucked by Contrary + Leaf Storm spam.

God I'm so fucking tired of "le epic maymay snake"

This is getting old mike

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>>28394585

Until you loop around to being a masochist. One day you'll appreciate endless Leaf Storm ejaculation.

>>28394798
>serperior will never ejaculate a leaf storm on you

>tfw gardevoir threads have ridiculous amounts of replies

>tfw the better-designed and sexier pokemon has a thread with one post every hour

>>28395792
>>tfw gardevoir threads have ridiculous amounts of replies
Yeah, but it's 90% shitposting

Miia has completely changed the way I look at Serperior and Milotic

>>28395792
Better this way, this thread is comfy as it is.

>>28395918
I should watch Daily Life with a Monster Girl again.

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>>28384152
I prefer Snivy over serperior.

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>>28396713
I just want to be able to appreciate this cute lizard thing without being lumped together with all the pokefuckers and vorefags that fawn over Serperior

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>>28396966
I'd still fug her though.

Does anyone have the pic of snivy washing dishes?

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>>28397067
No, but take this Snivy on a dish

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>>28397067
Nope sorry anon, have something somewhat relatable instead.

>>28398596
This was it. I just mixed up washing dishes with cooking in my memory. Thanks.

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>>28398640
Anytime anon.

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>>28371097

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>>28398678
>that schoolgirl outfit

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>>28398792
I prefer maid outfits.

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>>28398900
Good taste

>>28386349
water type = manlet type

>>28386349
Why is the serperior in that pic so small? It doesn't look anywhere near 10 feet long. It looks like it's 6 feet long at most.

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>>28399084
Have some more maid.

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>>28399515
That artist makes some top maid

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Anyone have a bigger version of pic related

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>>28401847

>>28401877
Thanks

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Snivy is best squishy pokemon

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No one likes sevine except me

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>>28402260
Except me

>>28402260
It's my favorite actually. That dumb little running animation it randomly does in BW is GOAT. It's also the only Snivy stage with good Amie reactions, they really phoned in Snivy and Serperior.

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Would you marry little snek?

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>>28403187
My wife's name is Ivy and she was born on the year of the snek, so that makes her a snek?

I married the snek?

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why is this pic so lewd

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>>28403313

Because it's naked.

>>28403220
Quite possibly, but don't tell her, she can misinterpret that.

>>28403333
I suddenly want to draw a Templar cross snek instead of the standard Fleur de Lis one.

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>>28404769

Holy warrior serpents aren't a very popular idea at all, so you'd be one of the first if not THE first to do so.

>>28402260
I would like Servine a ton more if it had lankier teenager-snake proportions. Same with Gabite, really.

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>>28403333
More like Snaked

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Any poke snake?

>>28405302
Sure why not

>>28407487
Snivy is like a living fleshlight

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>>28407742
Well, no

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>>28393071
dude, are you serious?
normal indian cobras have a face pattern too, but usually on the back. it actually looks more like googles some species have two big dots in the front like Arbok as well but it's not quite a face.

>>28403333
Naked Snake?

>>28371097
Wood not berry
i mean it

>>28409457
What?

>>28409415
Looks more like Pope Snake.

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>>28410481

A serpent in charge of interpreting the word of God? How times change.

Do you guys think Miia and Serperior are friends?

Come on guys, you can do better than this. I need some sexy Serperiors for my folder.

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>>28415881

Partaking of forbidden fruit is dangerous.

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I wanna snug this snek so badly.

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>>28415940
How dangerous?

>>28417728
What is he doing to that innocent Pokemon!

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https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B46MctqmZRn3RDBMbVdUVkw4cUE/view

Have fun.

It's pretty old and not filtered for quality or dupes, but it's still a lot of snek

>>28386638
quad jaw that looks like a flower... noice

>>28415881
Did you miss the sexy grass type thread earlier today? They're was a lot of lewd snek in that thread.

>>28418190
Oh my!

>>28418071
I did, sadly. I assume it's 404'd by now?

>>28418190
>Serperior with tits
Disgusting.

>>28420616
Agreed, male Serperior is objectively better.

>>28420657
That's not what I mean, silly. Tits don't make everything better.

>>28420671
For you maybe

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>>28420728

>>28418190
Reaported...wow...

>>28418190
Snaketits are the best

>>28421245
Personally for my tastes I'd prefer an edit of that picture without breasts.

>>28420776
>>>/reddit/