Showderp: Confused about life edition

first for /join showderp

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>>28370954

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what a cunt

>>28370973
>lets his Tyranitar die from hoge
>mega evolves Altaria in front of Gengar

truly the most godlike plays

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-433777748
>make shit plays
>get confus+self hit on the first turn
nice game

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-433778447

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-433784616
jaja

new champ dinner is ready

me or a jynx

any edible pokemon

3 attacks Roost Zapdos
or
any restalk mega

anything with giga impact

>>28371410
pajama senpai w/ kee berry
or
the end is near
or
snips

charizard mega x with thunder punch and blast burn

>>28371410
Dick (Dedenne) @ Sitrus Berry
Ability: Cheek Pouch
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 HP / 4 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Eerie Impulse
- Charm
- Nuzzle
- Volt Switch

use banded dragonite

>>28371410
rhyperior here use a random meme

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-433796612

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-433796922

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-433800417

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-433802565

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-433810897

new team

Agility Lucario

Mega Garde

Grindr (Haxorus) (F) @ Lum Berry
Ability: Rivalry
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Attract
- Poison Jab
- Dragon Dance
- Outrage

>>28372323
Mega Camerupt

>>28372323
lopunny named 1 800 FREE DAMAGE

slaking named king bong

mega drillbee

pokemon trainer

belly drum mon of champ's choosing

funclops

what happens with mega claims that come after previous mega claims? do they get ignored or are they taken into the team in normal form? Or does champ decide during the battle who to mega evolve?

>>28372363
Champ decides during battle. Both megas are kept with their stones, champ has to decide which one must be useless every battle.

>>28372363
Champ decides in battle. You can't skip or alter pokemon.

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-433822709

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-433828159

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-433830519

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http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ou-433829240

I was sure he was gonna tank Thunder but...

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-433833911

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-433837857

>>28372746
is mario making a z-move pose?

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-433838891

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-433841630

this team a fun
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-433845654

i can't take this
new champ

me ´^`

defensive arcanine with will o wisp

scarf T-Tar named
"CRASH THIS PLANE"

if it kills a Lati@s you can change its set to anything

wise birb (Zapdos) @ Wise Glasses
Ability: Static
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk / 30 Def
- Heat Wave
- Zap Cannon
- Hidden Power [Ice]
- Signal Beam

donnel staryu. If it gets a kill as starmie it becomes jirachi, because he's a star.

wait I have a way better mixed Lucario today

Miss Miss (Lucario) (F) @ Life Orb
Ability: Justified
EVs: 252 Atk / 164 SpA / 92 Spe
Naughty Nature
- Agility
- Crunch
- Focus Blast
- Iron Tail

after Agility it outspeeds M-Lopunny, it OHKOs Gengar and Clefable, and it misses whenever you try to count on it :^)

Pimpkrow.

SD Doublade

Defensive Aerodactyl with Pressure

>>28373313
Dabber

>>28373314
>>28373315
>>28373317
>>28373318
>>28373319
>>28373320
the dabs

>>28373318
what if champ would rather have a starmie than a jirachi

>>28373313

>>28373320
>>28373321
champ the doublade is on the team over the krow, look at the times

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>>28373341
too bad for him then

>>28373349
It must not have reached the server in time. That is the price of living in the third world my friend.

>>28373349
sorry one came first on the list fuck your time paradox

>>28373341
no

>>28373379
>>28373385
it's supposed to be the 6 fastest though, and one was faster than the other

>>28373349
reported for breaking the laws of space and time

>>28373404
no, post order counts as well. i'm sorry your suggestion didn't make the cut

>>28373404
Yes and it was faster that's why it's above doublade.

>>28373404
Fast fingers + slow internet = slow internet user
them's the breaks

>>28373404
I told you to not approach mach 8, you literally went too fast

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-433853246

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-433856448

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-433859496

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-433863041

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>load ubuntu for the first time in a few months
>open firefox
>previous session was this

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-433867891

new team

octazooka sableye

specs roserade magical leafe named DAMAGED

Specs Roserade, Technician, Magical Leaf

And whatever the fuck else I don't care fuck you

Garchomp

switcheroo klefki

specs butterfree

metrnome snorlax

>>28374002
fuck off nigger i posted it first

>>28374002
So just Energy Ball Roserade with no ability

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-433874361

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-433877962

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-433879214

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new champ

>>28374409
Me or SkillMaster

Sword Dance Skarm

dogars

Mega Sceptile

choice scarf articuno

dan k meme

speed boost yanmega

the worst mega

BASS CANNON

more metronome fun

band trevenant

goldeen

>>28374430
>>28374431
>>28374432
>>28374433
>>28374435
>>28374436
we /fast/ now

>>28374435
what set is this one?

>>28374536
drum gluttony selfdestruct snorlax

>>28374536
it's actually rhyperior

>>28374536
and custap

>>28374536
Dan K. Amber (Aerodactyl) @ Aerodactylite
Ability: Pressure
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Hone Claws
- Stone Edge
- Aqua Tail
- Fire Fang / Fly / Earthquake / Iron Tail

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-433886143

>>28374536
use dogars you dickcheese

http://dogars.org/set/1604

>>28374570
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-433888581

>>28374658
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-433891118

>>28374658
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-433893814

>>28374750
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-433895286

>>28374923
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-433898769

>>28375027
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-433900642

>>28375091
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-433903621

New Champ.

It was fun guys. leaving on a high note.

me

Acrobatics Charizard with a consumable or no item and SD

Kip of mud

Jingle Billy (Klefki) @ Leftovers
Ability: Prankster
Happiness: 255
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 SpD
Calm Nature
- Draining Kiss
- Iron Defense
- Calm Mind
- Substitute

pink fun man (Slowbro) @ Leppa Berry
Ability: Oblivious
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Recycle
- Rest
- Amnesia
- Block

Pangoro (M) @ Roseli Berry
Ability: Iron Fist
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Drain Punch
- Power-Up Punch
- Gunk Shot
- Knock Off

Togekiss @ King's Rock
Ability: Serene Grace
EVs: 252 HP / 156 Def / 100 SpD
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Air Slash
- Ancient Power
- Ominous Wind
- Roost

>>28375335
>>28375336
>>28375337
>>28375343
>>28375346
>>28375354

>>28375333
Goro

>>28375335
>>28375336
>>28375337
>>28375343
>>28375346
>>28375354
His arms and legs

>5 premade sets

hurry in
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-433908790

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-433912702

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-433912933

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-433916309

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-433918610

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-433921890

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-433925434

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-433927229

baka is a shit champ and drinks his dad's cum

>>28376324
Got banished to the shadow realm eh jimbo?

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>>28376324
New team.

Lando-T
Fly
EQ
Swords Dance
Rock Polish

Spicy Meatball (Graveler) @ Charcoal
Ability: Sturdy
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 SpA
Quiet Nature
- Fire Blast
- Fire Punch
- Hidden Power [Fire]
- Incinerate

altaria

>>28376385
your favorite ice type

Poliwrath with
Belly Drum Substitute Wake Up Slap Double Slap

Name it Slap Dong

any bird free build

wishcash

>>28376398
i need a ruling, are totems birds?

>>28376437
how can it not be a birb if it has wings?

>>28376437
Not unless it's flying type or a rhyperior

>>28376437
Rhyperior is a birb

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-433932902
memes are here

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-433936725
ez win ez life
improved fluff

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-433940214

more battle!
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-433944880

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-433947412
anyone having fun?

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-433947695

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-433949103

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-433950034

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-433951222

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new champ

hoge

me champ
if not, ROCK LEE

anything with crabhammer

Donnel a female Snover named Ann Dunham.

honchkrow with berry juice

name it after a character from the hit 1990s anime series Doug™.


if dubs can use mega beedrill instead

Use Altaria with a fire move. Incinerate for extra spicy memes.

lombre named uugh my lombre

>>28377411
oobs

>>28377413
hoge

leprechaun
>>28377413

direct to video sequels
>>28377414
>>28377415
>>28377416
>>28377418
>>28377419
>>28377424

just finished having a shit
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-433959495

geddin

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-433962975

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-433963193
ded oras

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-433964262
limp opponents

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-433966208

new memes after this desu,,,

Citizen Snips

okay new memes desu ^_^ xD

A noctowl!

Sub Gengar with Petaya berry.

>>28377774
Regular Drapion set

another owl

scarf moxie krookadile lol

dogars.org/set/2138

citizen trips

>>28377777
chequed as frick llllol

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>>28377777
numbers

>>28377784
>literally only hoothoot

>>28377808
is that a fucking problem??

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>>28377808
>implying

>>28377778
Is this just a smogon copy pasta

>>28377835
xatus a condor

>>28377839
yes

>>28377835
>>implying

>>28377776
>>28377777 checked
>>28377778
>>28377784
>>28377786
>>28377788
lol ;]

>>28377841
>>28377848

are you blind?

>>28377841
actually xatus a condor/resplendent quetzal

>>28377857
were you dropped on your head as a child?

>>28377841
>xatus a condor
No, it's a Resplendent quetzal sungazing totem

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-433971540

nerds

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-433973384

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-433975239

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-433977866

last game then new chimp desu imo desu

new chimp

http://dogars.org/set/1591
Underrated meme

>>28378199
no its rated right where it should be, in obscurity.

me

If not BEST BIRB

ROCK LEE
if dubs, use Chatot (anuse)

Ice Cream

a vaporeon lmao
dude vape lmao

whimsicott no attacks

mienshao

Balk mad buge

rape ape

>>28378215
dude I JUST got that lmao

>>28378231
haha lmao i also just think vaporeon is pretty cute

>>28378213
>>28378214
>>28378215
>>28378216
>>28378219
>>28378222

MEMES

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-433981541

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-433983132

EBIN

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-433984531

new memes

this was too ebin for me

Avalugg

snips

cute Aromatisse

whimsicott with no attacks but you can have moves there is a difference lmao

Florges

>>28378395~

lvl 25 donphan @ shell bell
-endeavor
-protect
-ice shard

>>28378409
>chimp is this retarded

>>28378438
not a smart man desu

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-433987141

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-433990949

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-433991751

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-433994943

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-433995710

DEAD HOURS

Got to read some JOJO

new champ

me or the hero we need

dedinja

>>28378908
chatot anuse

any dragon type with an ice move
hidden power doesnt count

>>28378925
suggestor here use PK STAR BETA
http://dogars.org/set/2231

anuse bat

>>28378908
MAMA ROACH desu,,,

rhyperior

>>28378908
baton passer
preferably wew

>>28378936
actual suggester here
earthbound is shit desu,,,,,,

here we go
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-434008152

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-434010112

gave goodra superpower

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-434011894

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-434012586

rev up those pretypes

new memes

Jirachi with Doom Desire and any frz move

cutest hoge you can find :3

hoge

excanuse

>>28379180
shreckle

>>28379180
umbreon

>>28379180
skill link cinccino

snips

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-434017657

i made new meme set lmao i hope it works

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-434019700

rip hoge

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-434020223

hoge'd

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-434020918

HOGE TAKES ANOTHER VICTIM

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-434022360

winning streak is ogre

new team

Sub Petaya Sceptile

Suggestor

Metrognome (Sableye-Mega) @ Sablenite
Ability: Keen Eye
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Def / 8 SpD
Relaxed Nature
- Calm Mind
- Metronome
- Recover
- Hone Claws

hazard removal or me

Donkmaster Wew

ebin cade

a salamence (heatran)

>>28379465
tyraniboah

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-434029392

here we fucking go

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-434035087

didnt i fight this guy with hoge?

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-434040841

farkov was so rude ;_;

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-434044879

that was epic as fuck.

new champ

fuck captchas

me haha

any boomboom/metrognome/ebin cade/wew/other metronome/assist user

something cute

bigor

EEEH PU70

no one?
me or assvest slowbro

Use a 184 day meme haha
just for fun haha

Lanturn called ><>

donnel pichu

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>its another cucked by kabuto episode

>>28380283
cuck

>>28380283
If it makes you feel better, I can cuck you instead to break the monotony?

>>28380312
no

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-434058415

>>28380344
haha it's okay nobody would sleep with me to cuck you anyway

>>28380283

just impeach! i'm with you ;)

>>28380437
who are you?

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-434063614

Me>kabuto

>>28380253
can change set now?

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-434066951

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-434072703

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-434076216

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-434079243

new something soon

new champ

>>28381009
That'll be me sir

GIGA NIGGA

Your favorite gimmick

Rusemaster (Zoroark) @ BrightPowder
Ability: Illusion
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Night Daze
- Nasty Plot / Sludge Bomb / Focus Blast / Flamethrower
- Nasty Plot / Sludge Bomb / Focus Blast / Flamethrower
- Substitute

Shedinja

hoge

restalk roar sharpedo named "hoping for hazards"

even = hoge
odd = bostan restan

>>28381033
Memer
>>28381035
>>28381036
>>28381037
>>28381045
>>28381048
>>28381053
Memes

>>28381037
>>28381045
>dedbuge and ruse pupe

good shit

>>28381113
I once first turn swept an opponent with life orb sub dio disguised as shedinja but I missed the replay.

I also once beat an opponent with Shedinja alone who would then get mad and keep asking for rematches until someone agreed to rematch him in hackmons and brought a level 1000 captain crunch. I also lost the screencaps of that wild ride.

I really need to get my shit together.

hurry up chimp!
also just testing how to use trips

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>>28381160
くコ:彡

>>28381033
Fucking ruse. I am chimp
Shall I use his team or a new one?

>>28381236
he's still got time before impeachment

give another 2 minutes or so

>>28381236
just use his team

>>28381224
Thank you my man.

A shame Anatotitan is banned forever.

>>28381236
use his desu

>>28381236
yeah, use his now. it was a ruse

>>28381265
>>28381295
Okay gonna use his team

me

>>28381364
impeached

me

did we got rused again

'_>'

>>28381469
'<_'

>>28381447
No me

ok i'm champ

me champ give team

>>28381035
again

>>28381447
>>28381455
>>28381469
>>28381473
>>28381476
>>28381484
champs

>>28381485
team

>>28381484
just use the team and go pls

which one is ruse man?

me champ for while

>>28381552
all of them

use ruse master set above

a metronome mon

dugtrio

use a band landorus therian

I'll champ if literally everyone else is ruse man
or use Garchomp if memesan is champ

>>28381035

another metronome mon

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-434103954
lets go

quillfish

new champ

>>28381921
nice try fuccboi

me

>>28381921
me
send your best memes

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-434113406

I'm not champ but give me memes anyway '_>`

>>28381991
Unown

THE SHITRIPPER (Manaphy) @ Leftovers
Ability: Hydration
EVs: 4 HP / 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Tail Glow
- Rain Dance
- Scald
- Psychic

OMG shofu

literaly me

>>28381991
Granbull
Also
New bread
>>28382025

>>28382006
thanks for the meme

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>>28382006
Remove the SpD EV, I accidentally clicked the suggested set and forgot to remove that EV upon importing

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-434116965