ITT: We post Pokemon we dislike for petty reasons

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Because they're Muslim

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Its fans shit on my favorite Pokémon out of jealousy.

>>28360875
normies don't have waifus anon

>>28362128
Not op but let's change it to closet furry tier waifumon.

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>>28360875
>I'd always get this fucker off the Pokéwheel and Rosie would get my EV trained legendaries

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I like just about everything on it, but that model. That fucking 3D model. I could never evolve my shiny Braixen because of that alone.

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>>28360914
Technically Djinn are holdovers from old Zoroastrianism, if I recall. Islam tries to pretend those integrations of an older religion didn't happen. Sort of like Gamefreak and Mew.

>>28360875
This is probably the pettiest reason imaginable but:

>I don't like Onyx to this day because when I played Pokemon the first time, I had picked Charmander and Brock kicked me ass the first few times.

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This stupid faggy bird.
It makes it hard for me to enjoy using a lot of Pokemon in higher tiers without having a need for a check to it on my team.

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>>28362296
They're based on japanese myth, not middle eastern

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It looks like shit, has a ridiculously fragile typing and probably won't be able to make much of its ability.

And both it and Solgaleo are part-Psychic.

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Its arms overlap its stripes, making them look detached, and it has less back spikes than Krookorok. Also penis face.

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Literally a ice cream

>>28362442
I dont think that's a petty reason, especially when there's more than one.

One petty problem I have with it, but it's not a deal breaker, is that they renamed Multiscale and called it "AN ENTIRE NEW ABILITY NEVER SEEN BEFORE" on the sun and moon site.

>>28362511
It would've been nice if Shadow Shield was Multiscale but better instead of a plain rehash.

>>28362395
oh, oops, I just now noticed the raiden thunder drum ring.

>>28362499
That doesn't feel very petty if you ask me. Shit, that's weird.

>>28362503
>A ice cream

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just too fucking annoying to deal with without a hard hitting flyer

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>>28360875
It's popular and I see it everywhere

>>28362803
lopunny or conk?

Those goth looking girl pokemon
They just look weird

>>28362842
conk

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>>28360875
Because Megas should not have been used on Legendaries and Psuedo-Legendaries.

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You know why

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Lucario because it infringes on the poster boy of fighting types role my bro had. And it gets all the glory when my bro was a fighting type was THE fighting type before the type became cool and edgy and everybody and their mother became part-fighting types

there I finally fucking said it

>>28360914
>>28362296
>>28362395
landorus can learn explosion :^)

>>28362511
>>28362588
my guess is that both of their abilities will have an extra effect that we haven't been told yet

The genies for fucking up competitive.

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It's just keys on a keyring

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It reminds me of MLP

I don't like 99% of fighting types because they stick out like sore thumbs in any random grouping of pokemon

>>28360875
All cat pokemons.
I just don't like cats in general.

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The laziest evolutions. Most of the offical drawings are just copy-pasted. I wouldn't hate them as much if there are more differences in their official art like the genies.

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I hate it because its the quintessential "win at all costs" Pokemon. Everyone and their mum uses this ugly fucking piece of shit online in competitive and I tell myself they dont actually like it (Which they dont, lets be real here).

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>>28360875
there is literally nothing wrong with having a normie tier waifu, some people like vanilla, and thats alright.


bidoof just looks dumb, i hate its stupid face.

>>28363830

>>28362128
Alright, 'I just joined the furry fandom a day ago' tier then

Gengar
>that shit eating grin and how everyone portrays it as grimdark instead of a simple shadow prankster

>>28364034
I loved using this thing in game. I don't play competitive though.

>>28364034
i love ferrothorn. literally my favorite gen 5 mon. it reminds me of those lawn sprinklers that spin around under the water pressure, i fell on one as a kid and it tore me up. it kinda left an impression.

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>>28364068
He posted it the absolute madman.

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>>28364068
hey now, you might want to delete that

>>28363830
Its resolute forms horn looks EXACTLY like Kelvin the Ice Dragon

>>28364188
Why did I google that

>>28364034
>it's shit for not being cool or cute
fuck off ferrothorn is pretty alright, not one of my favs but it's still nice, and this is coming from someone who hates battling it.

the "win at all costs" pokemon would be the genies

>>28362128
OP here, yea you have a point, >>28362172 and >>28364097 are more fitting

>>28361066
Shit, I'm guilty of this. Even though I still think Flygon needs a mega more, I shouldn't have hated Salamence for it.

>>28363966
Understandable, Magneton seems worse though since it have no variety between the magnets

>>28364034
I actually like Ferrothorn, never used one though

Pelliper. Fuck it's 95% mouth design, fuck it being on 50% of the routes, and FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK PROTECT

>>28364034
these reasons and also my friend who thinks he's a "troll" likes it

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>>28360875
Heatran. It's ugly and every tryhard faggot has one on their team.

>>28364034
Fuck off I've liked Ferrothorn since the leaks, before the meta even happened

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>>28362303
Fuck you. Talonflame is my fucking bro and favorite pokemon.


pic related, fuck this abomination

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>>28360875
I thought he was overhyped in Gen 1 and now he's shoved down my throat everywhere I go. The fact that he got 2 megas, one of which is the edgiest pandering bullshit I've ever seen.

Plus he was such a faggot in the anime that I can't look at his stupid face without getting annoyed.

Gengar, it's a rather plain design to me and some guy i knew that turned into an asshole loved it

>>28364485
Congrats on your shit taste, then. Want a medal?

>>28360875
Anything that can use Stealth Rock
Fire is my favorite type

>>28364201
You're an underage ben 10 fan faggit. Go shove that spiky pineapple up your asshole.

>>28364551
>ben 10
oh it's just you again

>>28362499
Tat line should have ended at Krokorok.

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>>28364764
Fuck you. Krookodile saved the line for me. Krokorok was literally Sandile but bipedal.

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>>28363830

Plebe, it's way more like Unico

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The entire Ralts line attracts the short bus crowd more than any other evolutionary family in the franchise but Gardevoir is the worst offender.

>>28363438
no we dont

>>28360875
What's going on in this picture?

>>28365791
Filename

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Sligoo and goomy were both clearly slug or snail-like.

BUT INSTEAD WE GET THIS ABOMINATION THAT'S YET ANOTHER PEAR-SHAPED DRAGON, WITH NO SLUG OR SNAIL CHARACTERISTICS

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i hate this thing, assuming luchashitten and friends are real this fucker ruined the fire type starters for 3 gens.
the only reason the put this obese shitty excuse for a pokemon on two legs was to force that fire/fighting typing down our throats, ( hopefully) one last time.

emboar is the worst

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It was annoying in advanced OU.

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I will never get over this thing not being Psychic/Flying.
It befuddles and astounds me.

I don't think people realize how common the term "waifu" is. I honestly hear normalfags make fun of weebs and waifushit regularly. I also hear people say "triggered" a lot lately.

>>28366254
Same, what a fucking disappointment.

>>28366302
Don't forget its shitty stat spread which is hampered by a movepool and HA that encourages the sacrifice of the stat that allows it to do anything, and it's so slow that a Reckless Emboar will be lucky to stay around for a couple of turns.

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>>28360875
This dude is dumb.

>>28362228
It's head is so goddamn tiny. That's my biggest issue with it. It's just too disproportionate to the rest of the body, the pinhead with the gigantic ear fur tufts just doesn't look good.

>>28362296
>Sort of like Gamefreak and Mew.
GF wants to pretend Mew didn't happen?
Why?

>>28363500
That's the sad part. As a kid I always expected fighting type to be cool, yet every time I look at the list of fighting Pokemon - most of them have shit designs and you realize there aren't a lot of them to begin with.

>>28364510
Same as this dude.

>>28365728
Personally I prefer Ralts (male)

>>28362588
Yeah, at least Teravolt and Turboblaze have that one extra thing that makes them different from just being another Mold Breaker.
Hopefully Full Metal Body and Shadow Shield have one extra little thing that makes them different from Clear Body and Multiscale

>>28367226
Who are your favorite fighting types?

>>28360914
>Fujin, Raijin, Inari
>""""Muslim""""

Dusclops, i hate fighting them and i hate hoe Phoebe's first one in Emerald will always, without fail, lead with Protect. First turn Protect isn't a strategy, it's a waste of fucking time

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I cant escape from this fucker, he's everywhere
>Around the time B/W was out
>Was showing off this Kyurem I had drawn to a friend back in highschool
>Had drawn in its name, number, and type as well
>Some girl in front of us turns around, noticing the drawing
>Asks to take a look
>"Number 646?! How many are there? I thought it was only Pikachu."

Additionally, I'm the biggest Pokémon fan in my family and have a few cousins who attempt to mock me by saying "pika pika" at random intervals

>>28364068
what was it?

>>28365544
>implying anyone cares about some Sanrio Amnesiac Unicorn
I do...

>>28365751
yes we do.

>>28364510
I feel the same way. I do love Charizard Y though.

>>28365728
What is this from?

>>28363378
Forever this

>>28364056
>hating bidoof

>>28364485
This. The reason I hate it is when I first got into competitive in gen 4 my first team only had grass knot as coverage.

>>28362128
it is a pretty "normie" choice though.
>ITS GOT A DRESS ITS A GIRL AND HAS TITS AND ITS MY WIFE