ITT: Things you learned from Pokemon

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you can bite a ghost

>>28356137
You can beat up a ghost

but you cant punch or kick it.

>>28356116
Diamond is Breakable

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>>28356162

DELET THIS

>>28356116
How to pronounce Psychic.

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>>28356183
>It's Puh-Sai-Chick right?
>Watch anime, oh look, it's Sabrina's gym soon
>Oh. ohhhhh...

I was not a smart child.

>>28356158
You can't touch a Ghost if your normal
but you can breed with one

Babies come from eggs, which mysteriously appear in the Daycare Centers their parents are left in.

>>28356183
I pronounced it sidekick for about a year

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>>28356116
That I am a furfag

>>28356116
As an attempt to spread actual knowledge, did you know diamonds actually break decently easily? Hardness is not the same as toughness so if you hit a diamond with a hammer it will shatter.

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>Palm trees, gooey piles of cum, and Tyrannosaurs are dragons, but orange fire breathing reptiles with wings are not.

>The key to defeating evil is punching it really hard, being really flamboyant, or unleashing a swarm of agitated hornets.

>At a certain age, Cuttlefish start to swim upside down and turn into Giant Squids, and when fresh water fish feel good about themselves, they become magical sea serpents.

>Falling in love involves longing for companionship followed by erratic fits of paralysis.

Did I get an A+?

>>28356254
This is me, I'm just happy nobody remembers

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>>28356116
Lightyears are a measure of distance, not time.

>>28356137
Relatedly, biting is a magical attack.

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Magma is hotter than the surface of the sun

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>>28356990
>>Falling in love involves longing for companionship followed by erratic fits of paralysis.
Falling in love only leads you open to pain.

God is real, but cannot compare to the intellect of man who easily contain him.

The power of science is staggering.

money comes from super lucky ghetto cats

>>28358528
I just assumed Meowths find coins and have the power to duplicate them.
Would explain why they have one on their heads. Back up supply so they never run out of ammo and Payday is always possible

Shorts are comfy and easy to wear.

>>28356116
You hit yourself when you're confused.

>>28356158
No you can punch or kick it but you have set fire to your arms or legs. You can freeze/ traps s tazer to your fists too as well as punch from the shadows

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Steel is actually a very weak material, as it can be
>heavily damaged by a punch or kick
>incinerated by fire, regardless of the temperature
>eroded by soil, mud, or sand

>>28356183
off-topic but i never understood what Psychic actually does. Its called Psychokinese in german which translates to Psychokinesis, so i assumed that you just slam a pokemon against a wall or something. But how does Psychic actually harm someone?

You can't fight birds even when you know martial arts
Water conducts electricity
With a steel armor you can't get poisoned
Octopuses are fishes
Beware the tall grass
You can't ride a bike indoors
Some ship captains are seasick
Eletric stuff save you in a war kid

>>28358975
The description is pretty vague, but it just says that they get hit by a blast of psychic energy, whatever that means. Most media just go the easy way and show psychic as doing what you described because it's easier.

>>28356116
I learnt that i value Platinum much more over any diamond or a pearl.

Remora eventually turn into octopi.

Wingless birds can fly.

>>28358621
You can punch it as long as it doesn't see it coming. Only works if it was gonna punch you as well though

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Moles can fly

>>28356116
known the man*

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>>28359198
As can bears

>>28358646
But can it be melted by, say, jet fuel?

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>>28356254
>1st grade
>playing tcg
>I use Super Psy
>other kid tells me it's pronounced 'fizzy'
>Uh, no. It's sigh
>No it's fizzy
>it would have to have a 'p' and an 'h'
>my mom told me it's fizzy
>well your mom can't read

He never spoke to me again

>>28359186
You can also psyche em out with a feint and you'll always land a hit, somehow.