Showderp: le triggered maymay edition

first for sucking dicks!

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first for lewd

>>28284351
pls be a boy

mew champ

me or toxic spikes mega bee

Pikachu with:
- Present
- Encore
- Nuzzle
- Sweet Kiss

pachirisu with a stone if mix and mega

toxic spikes mega bee

>>28284529
roulette rock

>>28284529

Slarty (Gardevoir) (M) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Synchronize
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Healing Wish
- Memento
- Destiny Bond
- Grudge

Free pick
If kabuto, AV splash Magikarp

band something

>>28284548
Banded Unown?

>>28284374
hes mpreg

>>28284569
>>28284569
top mong

>>28284569
no something that'll deal a lot of damage in one hit like kyurem-b, slaking or darmanitan. maybe even something with trick band. unown is a little too """dank"""

>>28284625
Did you literally forget about top mong?
Probably the worst champ we had?
Anyone have a screencap of him being an asshole?

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-431847561

>>28284702
i probably don't care enough about shitters

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-431852553

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-431858480

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-431860927

bad game counter team

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-431862355

>>28284534
can you name a single (commonly used in OU) sweeper this works reliably on

literally everything relevant you either can't revenge kill at all or can't use Present on so your shit set is pointless anyway

>>28285151
it's just supposed to be cuddly friendly pikachu with cuddly foreskin

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-431866198

>>28285229
>heres my good set
>no its actually not good, and here's precisely why
>ok uh im gonna call it cute and regardless of whether that's true or even relevant that means i win hehe
youre probably crying lol

>>28285247
is this your first time seeing someone posting useless shitmons?

new team

>>28285292
there's a difference between suggesting shit that you know is shit because it's ebin, and suggesting useless garbage that doesn't do what you think it does because you're too retarded to play a children's game

A Pokémon with snore and rest and sleep talk named Pajama Senpai~

a water type with a fire move

spite user

hard young boy

wew

ur favorite mega

>>28285312
FREE PICK

giga nigga

>>28285245
while you wait....http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-anythinggoes-431870273

>>28285330
can you name a single (commonly used in OU) sweeper this works reliably on

literally everything relevant you either can't revenge kill at all or can't use Spite on so your shit set is pointless anyway

>>28285397

it might be worth having against stall users, but a good staller would likely just work around that as well unless it's a robust spiter with good team support.

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-431873358

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-431875856

>when you lose to mono fighting with a pidgeot
`-`

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-431879662

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-431885119

>>28285397
>he's never seen funclops
it can remove anything that isnt a dark/ghost type or has taunt/set up, which is at least half of OU (namely fat passive shits)

>>28285875
>heres my good set
>no its actually not good, and here's precisely why
>ok uh im gonna call it fun and regardless of whether that's true or even relevant that means i win hehe
youre probably crying lol

>>28285882
are you that upset from getting called out last thread that youre gonna attempt to turn it into a big meme
this is a rhetorical question so respond however you want

new champ

me

Durant @ BrightPowder
Ability: Hustle
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Entrainment
- Sand Attack
- Hone Claws
- Iron Head

Any Ghost type Pokemon with Rest + Sleep Talk + Curse as it's only moves named "RETURN THE SLAB"

D O G A R S

Gallade-Mega (M) @ Galladite
Ability: Justified
EVs: 248 HP / 8 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Encore
- Torment
- Mean Look
- Rest

Pajama Senpai

Giga impact mega pinsir

donnel whismur

corsola

>>28285910
there's a difference between posting shit that you know is shit because it's ebin, and posting useless garbage that doesn't do what you think it does because you're too retarded to play a children's game

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>>28285953
>he's still this mad about something that happened hours ago

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welp he wasnt lying

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-431892381

>>28286062
I am trying to get you to show me a single fucking situation where Spite (which is the only reason you pretyped a whole set and didn't just say "dusclops")

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-431896608

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-431900083

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-431900719

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-431901524

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-431906130

new team

Succubus (male) (Weavile) (M) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Pickpocket
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Psych Up
- Ice Shard
- Knock Off
- Icicle Crash/Low Kick

flame orb hidden power grass unown

something themed and named after your favourite stand

EXODIA OBLITERATE (Porygon-Z) @ Choice Specs
Ability: Analytic
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SpA
Quiet Nature
- Hyper Beam
-
-
-

grimer

>>28286597
munchlax

FREE PICK

>>28286601
fuck off topman
you can skip this one champ

wtf that wasn't even me

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>>28286599
>Succubus
>No Attract

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-431912424

>>28286701
>Only works on females
That isn't very succubus (male) at all.

>>28286686
Yes it was. There's even a meme in dogars named after you.
http://dogars.org/search?name=top+man+the+cunt

>>28286762
>Not banded HP Normal

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-431916426

>>28286733
>succubus (male)
A male succubus is called an incubus.

>>28286960
https://exhentai.org/s/fdde5a90ee/608570-3

>>28286960
>tfw can't tell if merely pretending

Frogkiller (Charizard-Mega-X) (M) @ Charizardite X
Ability: Blaze
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 SpA
Lax Nature
- Blast Burn
- Dragon Claw
-
-

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-431921000

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-431925394

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-431929238

new champ

MASTERMITE

vigoroth

me or a free pick

>>28287397

choice band alakazam

MASTERMITE!

/join showderp (Slowbro) @ Slowbronite
Ability: Regenerator
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Def / 8 SpD
Relaxed Nature
IVs: 0 Atk / 0 Spe
- Trick Room
- Wonder Room
- Slack Off
- Scald

>>28286993
>>28286993
>>28286993

a grass type

Citizen Snips

OVERLORD REGIGIGAS

GIRUGAMESH (Muk) @ Expert Belt/Assault Vest/Life Orb
Ability: Poison Touch
EVs: 212 HP / 164 Atk / 132 Def
Adamant Nature
- Focus Punch
- Shadow Sneak
- Gunk Shot
- Ice Punch

>>28287422
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-431935165

>>28287422
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-431935988

Why isnt it a rule to put the next battle link in the previous battle's chat?

>>28287547
why wasnt it a rule to pull out of your mums cunt

>>28287547
Because then opponents can follow us and be fags. It's more of a discretion thing.

>>28287422
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-431942631

>>28287669
but thats funny

new team
then new champ

starmie with hp fire

special crobat

wigglytuff

>>28287444

vigoroth pls

more mastermite

heliolisk

HEH

GET MITE'D KID

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-431950301

>>28288089
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-431952820

>>28288193
last one
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-431955806

>tfw muted by korey

>moderated chat

>battle hidden to prevent anyone from joining

could someone who's in the battle or able to join save the replay when it's over?

>>28288358
>>28288363
>>28288480
last opp was a cuck
sorry if I forgot to promote you
new champ :^)

requesting aron with sturdy,shellbell, endeavor

>>28288560
champ can you save it as a replay?

Me or Kip of mud

four punch man (Regirock)

>>28288627
whichever uses aron

>>28288563
I this gets in a smooth rock sandstream pokemon
if not mega ttar

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>>28288627
>forgot trip

>>28288627

nice tripcode there champ

free pick
>>28288626
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ou-431955806

REMOVE BAT (Cloyster) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Skill Link
Shiny: Yes
Happiness: 0
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Icicle Spear
- Frustration
- Shell Smash
- Explosion

THE WALL

Specs weedle :^)

chansey with only attacking moves

a dog

>>28288657
thanks

>>28288635
>>28288642
>>28288649
>>28288657
>>28288663
>>28288665

Ok, 2nd time chapming.
I was going to say it can't be worse than last time, but after that start.

>>28288650
>champ is a furry
oh boy

>>28288712
to be fair, this is /vp/

fug
It's nighttime

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-431969068

>>28288878
See you guys later
>>>/v/

play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-431971123

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-431971690

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-431974286

LAST

New champ

what the fug

i have class tomorrow morning but ill champ twice today for you cucks

fr*ck (Cofagrigus) @ Leftovers
Ability: Mummy
EVs: 248 HP / 8 Def / 252 SpD
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Block
- Curse
- Will-O-Wisp
- Rest

or

later nerds (Porygon2) @ Eject Button
Ability: Download
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Hyper Beam
- Shadow Ball
- Focus blast or something i dunno

fuck it. i guess since i don't already hate myself yet tonight, i'll be the champ showderp needs, even if i'm not the champ it deserves.

>>28289235
shiny hitmonlee named moldy potado'
or me

Tyranitar with only Pursuit as an attacking move
or
Mamoswine with only Ice Shard as an attacking move

lvl 1 aaron
sturdy, shell bell
sand storm
endeavor
toxic
Hidden power/stealth rocks

your favorite mega named after your least favorite pokemon

I DON'T DIE (Tangrowth) (M) @ Rocky Helmet
Ability: Regenerator
EVs: 248 HP / 8 Atk / 252 Def
Lax Nature
- Knock Off
- Leech Seed
- Giga Drain
- Sleep Powder

>>28289402
>>28289403
ok what the fuck
one of you champ

Pokemon trainer

the madman

>>28289403
>>28289426
pipi can do it. i only volunteered because literally no one else would for multiple minutes.

>>28289408
no s-storm, needs a sandstream mon to set up for it, the the never ending shell bell endeav combo

>>28289467
BUILDING TEAMS

>>28289519
HERE
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-431986726

>>28289637
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-431989023

>>28289734
DUDE MISSES LMAO
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-431991341

>>28289819
ONE MORE THEN MONOTYPE

dancing plant waifu

Hi guys
Is the porn gone?

>>28289915
wait how are we going to coordinate our suggests so that they're all the same type?

>>28289915
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-431993756
champo forgot linko

>>28289915
if dubs then mono-ice

>>28289932
FIRST TO RESPOND DETERMINES THE TYPE PRAYING FOR SPOOP TYPE

rock

>>28289947
normal

>>28289947
>>28289933

>>28289947
psychic

>>28289947
I C E

ice XD

>>28289954
thank god

>>28289947
>saying first to respond instead of first to post after this

now its ambiguous champ god damnit

you might want to say new [type] team

>>28289947
NORMIE WAS FIRST TO RESPOND GIVE ME THEM SWEET NOMRAL FAG TEAMS

ursaring

>>28289947
>>28290004
if normal use
Kekly (Kecleon) (M) @ Expert Belt
Ability: Color Change
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Skill Swap
- Sucker Punch
- Shadow Claw
- Return

if rock use
>m-muh rocks (Corsola) (F) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Hustle
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Magic Coat
- Stealth Rock
- Head Smash
- Sucker Punch

mega audino

CLEFA NAMED BIG POOPY ROFLCOPTER LOLMAO XD

wigglytuff

>>28289933
>>28289933

>>28290074
>>28289933
>>28289933
>>28289933

>>28290074
Furfrou

Citizen Snores (Snorlax) @ Starf Berry
Ability: Gluttony
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 Def
Impish Nature
- Recycle
- Body Slam / Crunch
- Rest
- Sleep Talk

Autino (Audino) (F) @ Audinite
Ability: Regenerator
EVs: 252 HP / 208 Def / 48 SpA
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Dazzling Gleam
- Calm Mind
- Wish
- Protect

GIGA NIGGA

>>28290086
>>28290087
shut the fuck up ice fags,.

>>28290074
chump

>>28290075
>>28290076
>>28290078
team

>>28290083
muh genwun

>>28290085
>>28290088
>>28290090
team

>>28290083
hows living in 2012 going for you

>>28290110
clefa wasn't even introduced until gen 2 you idiot. everyone knows there weren't baby pokemon in gen 1.

>>28290120
muh gentoo

>>28290120
>>28290110
It's Cleffa, retards. Clefa isn't a real Pokemon.
SKIP IT CHAMP

>>28290155
good thing you brought that up before champ used a fairy type on a mono normal team

good work anon

>>28290169
>champ lost to this
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-monotype-432000026

>>28290169
dude normies lmao
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-monotype-432000275

>>28290204
>champ got swept by this
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-monotype-432002346

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>>28290288
never forget

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Well this just happened

>>28290288
this will be my last one the opp hurt my feelings really well
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-monotype-432005582

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never forget

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help what should i say

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>>28290544
same what the fuck

>>28290428
one moar
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-monotype-432008583

>>28290583
*ascends back to heavens*
new champ

me

me or free pick from nu

Use your favourite pokemon from gen 1-3 and use it's smogon-approved set from gen 3.

largest ass (like small, but biggest size)

>>28290906
cuckle (Shuckle) @ Leftovers
Ability: Sturdy
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 Def
Adamant Nature
- Rest
- Acupressure
- Sleep Talk
- Rock Blast

Karaokee (Meloetta) @ Kee Berry
Ability: Serene Grace
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 Spe
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Psyshock / Shadow Ball / Dazzling Gleam
- Snore
- Calm Mind
- Rest

hoge or pokemon trainer

>>28290906
belly drum linoone with quick attack, fuck extremespeed

im gonna miss toyota

Riolu sweep

>>28290907
Free p

>>28290912
i'm sorry what the fuck is this

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>>28290971
Prius final form wasn't enough

>>28290981
Largest Ass (Gourgeist-Super) @ Choice Band
Ability: Insomnia
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 Speed / 4 SpD
ADamant Nature
- Flame Charge
- Phantom Force
- Seed Bomb
- Explosion

BLOOD TOTEM

thanks senpai

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-432017579

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-432018639

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-432021275

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-432023390

new champ

>>28291543
yeah you better after that embarassing display

me

citizen snips

Alolan Sliggoo (Magcargo) (M) @ Rocky Helmet
Ability: Flame Body
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Lava Plume
- Ancient Power
- Clear Smog
- Recover

She should wall standard Talonflame sets and stop Mega Sableye and Clefable CM sweeps.
Rocky Helmet also helps to deal with Scizor and U-Turn too.

>>28291549
volcanion named tokoya

any mon that represents /news/

A pokemon you hate the design off

choiced scizor

BLOOD TOTEM

>>28291564
free gen 5 pick?

>>28291581
>gen 5

what is bisharp

>>28291564
free rhyperior pick?

>>28291616
this

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-432027322

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-432029410

hey guys sorry for not stopping by that often anymore I've just had a lot on my plate recently

feels like it's been months since I've champed and I used to come here every day :/

anyways miss you guys, hope you have an epic rest of the night

>>28291847
literally who

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>>28291710
Well snipped, my friend. That battle was fucking intense.

Also I don't know how to spell hallelujah and apparently slapped Lugia in the name

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-432030872

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-432031937

new team

blood totem

best birbe

Pig Disgusting (Grumpig) (M) @ Iron Ball
Ability: Thick Fat
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD
IVs: 0 Atk
Bold Nature
- Magic Coat
- Counter
- Thunder Wave
- Trick

balkfetus

mallmarr with topsy turvey

Citizen Snips

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-432036339

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-432037559

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-432038124

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-432040647

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-432042367

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-432043760

little cup team

Son of Snips
:3

Babby Boom (Geodude)
@ Weakness Policy
Ability: Sturdy
- Explosion

crank dose ATK/SpD EVs

>>28292849
noibat
or
baby talonflame

metronome clefairy

lc ladder (Dwebble) @ Berry Juice
Ability: Sturdy
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Shell Smash
- Rock Blast
- X-Scissor
- Knock Off

hard babby boy

>>28292858
hoge

eevee named furbait with sand attack

shiny ekans named lil' fug

>>28292874
Hard Babby Boy (Squirtle) @ Eviolite
Ability: Rain Dish
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SpD
Calm Nature
- Scald
- Iron Defense
- Mirror Coat
- Rest

>>28292885
and attract

>>28292899
and baby doll eyes

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-lc-432048665

>>28292911
and it's actually rhyperior

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-lc-432049581

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-lc-432050788

>>28292934
lmao

new champ

>>28293141
can we go back to OU

bestest birbe

absol named "that scene girl"
with justified
frustration
play rough
psycho cut

hoge

blood totem

a mon based on your favourite stand from jojo
or an eeveelution of your choice

Rotom-W "Dad's Beer"
Discharge
Hydro Pump
Toxic/Will o Wisp
Hex

any ghost mon called 'dead hours'

Toxicroak "secret STD"
gunk shot
sucker punch
taunt
drain punch

>>28293148
thanks for being champ

*dips*

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-432060179
previous chimp can get fucked, imbleach

*fucks in the whip*

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-432061915

>>28293466
>>28293537
You're supposed to ask for a new team when you impeach.

>>28293563
I'll keep that in mind for next time, but I just didn't want to waste the last chimp's suggestions.

*slides right back*

Anyway, new champ!

I'll go.

>>28293563
>wanting to waste more time
I'm fine with what champ did.

>>28293634
Use mismag.

>>28293634
the mon that most reminds you of vince staples

dedenne with nuzzle

scarf moxie krookadile

>>28293208

>>28293642
That's why I did it, but I can see the argument against it. I did sugg half the team I champed with, which is a bit of a sin.

dogars

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-432067355

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-432069489

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-432071520

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-432073316

New champ.

or kirlia

Any pokemon you wan't but all 4 moves have to be the same type as it.

a pokemon named ron perlman

>>28294129
rhyperior

kirlia

The most quintessentially OU pokemon that you can think of.

free pick

>>28286607

torchic

>>28294129
make a new thread champ

>>28294168
memes are dreams
>>28294207