Best Rock Thread

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literally best girl

>>28256861
Rocks can't be sexy

>>28256874
Wrong

>>28256874
Diancie is though

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>>28256861

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>>28256870
>>28256861
>Unable to be banged
>Best
>>28256874
>>28256911
>>28256895
Rocks can look sexy but are immune to sex.

>>28256935
>What is a mouth

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>>28256874
That rock hard ass.

>>28256935
>what is blowjob
>what is handjob

There's other options

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>>28256935
What a loser, his dick can't even penetrate rocks.

>>28257025
Neat

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Hey, what's going on in this thread.

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I feel like someone is calling me

>>28256895
>>28256911
>>28256935
>>28256967
Rocks CANNOT be sexy. Period. End of story.

does diancle has puss puss?

>>28257042
Sauce?

>>28257090
She might have an extremely tight small one between the small crevice

>>28257063
Go away pervert. Trying to get a bite out of the princess royal tush like that. Your lucky that your not dead.

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>>28257087
You lie

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=57604838

>>28257139
Diancie does have a pussy. YOU CANT FUCKING IMPREGNATE HER!!

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>>28257292
You dont know that, if there's a will there's a way

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>>28257087
>Implying

>>28257334
>>28257311
Oops wrong person

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>>28256861
The best one for hugs
and fugs maybe

>>28257334
>>28257345
Show me how one would be able to impregnate her then.

>>28257371
Can I ask were you got that from? I've never seen it anywhere before.

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>>28257042
Human penises haven't adapted to be solid as metal at their maximum erect state yet silly anon.

>>28257388
Power of love :^)

>>28257407
http://touch.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=54948507

>>28257475
thanks mate.

>>28257468
Of course. That's why gay couples are able to have babies.

>>28257531
That isn't pure live though

>>28257585
If that's how you feel then it's over between us!

I don't like Diance. :(

>>28258082
Then why are you in a diancie thread?

>>28256967
THICC

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>>28259256
I know right.

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>>28257063

>>28259256
any more thick diancie?

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>>28261759
>>28261780
Why is she so cute?

>>28261252
seconding

>>28263652
Sorry, couldn't find any.

Best Rock is Rampardos

Diancie is second place

>>28261780
This is so cute. Just wish she had an openning of some sort.

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>>28263970
She might you just need to look harder.

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Eat a bullet punch

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I-is Mega Diancie allowed to play too, anon?~

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Post more cute

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>>28264345
Of course.
Diancie is cute in any form.

>>28263970
I see a mouth, and given that no pokemon exactly has other openings visible, there might be some stuff we just don't see.

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How much does a Diancie cost?

>>28265309
Probably the most amount of pokemoney in pokeworld. Its also an infinite diamond machine.

>only one Madoka post

this place blows

>>28268332
/a/ is another board

>>28268332
Not every pretty pink magical girl-esque thing is Madoka, anon.

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>>28268332
>Madoka
Damn she's ugly.
Diamon princess and her sisters looks so much better.

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>>28263652
>>28261252
>>28263858
You're obviously not trying at all.

>>28265610
but that also makes diamonds worthless. The thing is that diancie would have to be like debeers and produce an extremely limited supply on purpose in order for the diamonds to have value.

>>28268883
Or it could be like debeers and threaten to shoot people in the face if they sold diamonds for less than a certain amount. I think this method has a higher profit margin.

>>28268809
>fur
>navel
the fuck kind of diamond is that, 0/10 would not inlay

>>28268606
What color is the sky in your world? It's blue in mine.

>>28269003
fuzzy rocks

>>28269175
It's often blue while the sun is up. Sometimes it's grey, in varying shades. When the sun starts to go down or starts to go up, it becomes pink, orange, purple, or red, once more in varying shades. When the sun is down, it's a much darker blue, or black.

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>tfw no diamond princess to spoil and exploit for monetary gains

>>28265610
I think that could be tricky because exist diamond for factories in the same time diamons as jewels, so diance could have more value, not less

>>28263970
Diancie is not for pork

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>>28271730
This. Diamond Is Unfuggable

>>28272324
We will remember your sacrifice anon for posting this beauty.

>>28272324
You could have at least posted something decent instead of literal garbage.

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>>28272386

>>28272324
Right, and how are you going to stick it in? With your drill dick? Get paizuri with rocks for tits? It won't work no matter how much artists try to force it
>>28272398
Who's fishing for (You)s, him or the guy literally posting porn?

>>28272425
You underestimate the power of my dick anon.

>>28272324
It's rock you sick fuck.

>>28272324
Fuck off back to your Phox containment unit.

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>>28272472
You're right it does rock!

>>28272498
(you) for disgusting and making me laugh. Now back to your containment unit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CzQj-PNXKc
Here is whole 3minutes and 40 seconds of molesting diancle and giving her some food

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>>28272498
When will furries get what they fucking deserve ?

>>28273027
>Furry
>Rock

Pick one

>>28273009
delet

>>28273055
You would be amazed by the types of fursonas some people have.

Either way, putting boobs on a rock is just plain disgusting, even do I know some get turned on by this.

>>28273224
Its a rock princess for your information shitlord

>>28273433
Still a rock. Non organic.

Do you think Big Business ever tries to harass Diancie or are there laws that protect Pokemon from shit like that?

>>28273027
What do furries deserve? what did they do?

>>28274330
I would imagine that there are laws of varying effect and enforcement regarding such things.

That said, most businesses wouldn't even know such a Pokemon exists, and many of those that do are more likely to be in the vein of Team Rocket.

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Are her sisters allowed too?

>>28257464
>yet

>>28264175
Aren't burritos tasty?

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>>28264175
Eat a Hidden Power Fire

>>28260896
L-lewd.

>>28285859
Can she bring down a scizor with that?

>>28286109
>160 base special attack
>4x weakness
Pretty much

Did someone say best Rock?

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Ey bby let me show you my widowmaker~

>>28286238
>44 Atk Technician Mega Scizor Bullet Punch vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Mega Diancie: 352-420 (146 - 174.2%) -- guaranteed OHKO

Sorry m8

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I'm thinking I wanna try m-Diancie, but I never soft-reset to get an ideal nature during the event.

The one I have has a neutral nature which isn't too bad I suppose, or should I just give up on it until I can get another one?

I'm not so worried about IVs too much because of hyper training coming up.

>>28287263
10% can mean a lot in competitive sometimes, but since I'm not too familiar with it I wont try to give you advice.

>>28287263
I think most of her unique attacks are physical so check for that.

>>28286672
I think that actually hits even harder than that. I ran some numbers of my own and found that even regular Diancie survives that only if it has near-maxed HP/Def investment, and regular has higher base Def than Mega. And if that does happen, just give Mega Scizor more Atk investment and it still one-shots.

Oh no, this Thread is 9

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How would a hug from Diancie feel?

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Just carve some legs and she'll be just about ready for []ug.

>>28294794
Undescribable, probably the nicest hug ever

>>28295262
But it would be like hugging a rock, covered with sharp crystals. That doesn't sound too nice to me.

>>28257087

But a Rock Pocket monster can.

>>28295329
It's still a rock, no flesh or blood.

>>28295353
But it has rock flesh

its really unfortunate Diancie isn't usable on battlespot rating battles.

>>28295353

But still have DNA.

>>28295386
At least she's fun with random battles

>>28295353

It's a intelligence life-form

>It's brocks butt plug

>>28295436
delet this

>>28295436
Why would Brock need a spark plug?

>>28295289
What if I like hugs that hurt?

>>28295513
Then you are a strange person

>>28295436
>have diancie as a buttplug
>she constantly presses against the walls of your anus with her cute hands
>she constantly licks the inside of your anus
>she constantly enjoys the smell of your anus.

holy shit.

>>28295370
Not clever.

>>28295433
>intelligence
Back to school.

My Russian Diancie filled a hole in my team by being a qt waifu who synergises well with Weezing and Vaporeon, also Magic Bounce, so I like her very much.