Post your irl team if animals were pokemon >African Elephant

>>28250746
>page 2
>bump
T-thanks?

centipede
tarantula
scorpion
hornet
fire ant
yellow fever mosquito

>>28250703
African Lion, need a high ATK, female def cause males get Truant

American Bison, seriously the best SpDef in the game and a solid ATK/DEF to go with it

Whiptail Stingray, water types bitch

Rook gets crazy priority moves and Special

Hammerhead Shark, high ATK, Speed, access to electric moves

Pug, shoulder mon

>>28250703
>Calico Maine Coon
>Saint Bernard
>Sea Otter
>Bobcat
>Tiger
>Yellow Lab

>tsetse fly
>mosquito
>hippopotamus
>tardigrade
>octopus
>human
try and fuck with me

>>28250776
>all mammals
kill yourself, furfag

>brown squirrel, shouldermon
>Polar Bear
>Red-tailed Hawk
>Anteater
>Dumbo Octopus
>King Cobra

>Hercules Beetle
>Stag Beetle
>Asian Giant Hornet
>Leaf Cutter Ant
>Mantis Shrimp
>Horned Dung Beetle

Good fucking luck beating me, you cunts.

>>28250703
>African elephant
>not an Indian elephant
pleb

>>28251131
>liking the small eared jew of the elephant world
Good goy

>>28251201
man, the elephant world must suck if there are only 3 species and the rest are all extinct

>>28251232
The human world must suck.
There's only one species.

>>28251418
inb4 /pol/ gets triggered

>>28251445
Humans are one species.
But there are many breeds.
Like whites and blacks
Golden retrievers and pitbulls.

>African Elephant
>Black Mamba
>Giraffe
>Sperm Whale
>Harpy Eagle
>Tank
Fight me fuckers

>>28250703
>African Elephant
>implying that's not a Pokemon

>>28250703
Polar Bear (Ice/Water, Thick Fat)
Clydesdale (Ground/Normal, Own Tempo or Guts)
Rottweiler (Dark, Intimidate)
Some giant Prehistoric bird or bug (Rock/Flying/Bug, Keen Eye/Compound Eyes)
Electric eel (Electric/Water, Static)
Bird eating Tarantula (Bug/Dark, Unnerve)
Pistol Shrimp (Fire/Fairy, Defeatist probably)

>>28254039
Wait that's too many, scratch the Tarantula then.

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Grizzly Bear
Red Spitting Cobra
Luna Moth
Blue Dragon
Bobcat
Bearded Vulture

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>Big Doggo - Starter/Normal type
>Gila Monster - Poison type
>Bearded Vulture - Flying type
>Kangaroo - Fighting type
>Moray Eel - Water type
>Compsognothus or Ceolophysis - HM slave/Fossilmon

>>28250703
I dont like animals. pokemon wouldnt be fun in real life so I would probably want mechanical pets that look real instead

>>28250703
Asian wasp
Africanized Bees
Water Bear
Black plague rats (fossil)
Japanese Hornets
Zika mosquitoes

>Spider
>Spider
>Spider
>Spider
>Dingo (holding a baby)
>Spider
Life's tough m8s

>>28250703
Narwhal (team's water type, surfer ,etc)
Bald Eagle (flyer, etc)
Snow Leopard
Ghost Mantis (Ghost/Bug)
Komodo Dragon (Dragon/Poison, sweeper)
Bengal Tiger (I imagine a fire type tiger)

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>>28250703

Black Rhino (Hits like a truck)
Alligator Snapping Turtle (Strong Defense with surprisingly quick and strong offense)
Hippo (Same as rhino, but with a wicked bite to boot)
Sailfish Marlin (Fastest Water Type for sweeping)
Wholly Mammoth (Fossil, makes your African/Indian Elephants look like pre-evos)
The Yeti (inb4 "Using legendaries")

Siberean white tiger (normal/ice)
Bottlenose dolphin (water)
Giant Squid (water/poison)
Yellow jacket (bug/flying)
Red panda (normal)
Wallaby (normal/fighting)

>>28251418
Didn't we kill off all of our closer relatives?

>>28250703
>Roborovski Hamster
>Yorkshire Terrier
>Galapagos Tortoise
>Coqui Frog
>European Robin
>Rosy Maple Moth

>>28254872
Worse - we bred with them until they phased out of existence

I'd probably stay in the smaller size leagues of the animal tournaments. This team is assuming that the animals would actually follow your commands and not attack you as soon as they were out of the pokeball.
Cane Toad (Starter, Well defended by its poison)
Brown Tree Snake ( Its a constrictor AND its mildly venomous!)
Amazonian Giant Centipede (It's fast, its venomous, and it'd be perfect for psychological warfare.)
Blue Ringed Octopus (Lethal venom, cute as the dickens)
Greater Roadrunner ( It absolutely destroys anything smaller than a rattlesnake.)
Indian Pangolin (Powerful defense, sharp claws for offense)

>>28251131
>wanting your lead mon to get taken down by Raichus

>>28254434
LeL

Snake
Falcon
Kangaroo
Monkey
Mouse
Washing Machine

Purple slime lump
Three magnets
Three moles
Angry tadpole
Big brown rat
Eggs

>>28250703
>Secretary bird
>White Rhino
>Hippo
>Saltwater crocodile
>Komodo Dragon
>Velociraptor

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>Snowy Owl
My favorite. Probably the best Speed out of the owls, with great Attack and HP. Hope for one with No Guard so I can spam Blizzard and Hurricane

>Moose
Great stats, stronger and faster than people realize. With Horn Leech this thing lives forever

>Komodo Dragon
Not too fast but very powerful. Strong Jaw Poison Fang is cool but I'm not sure if it's worth using over Gunk Shot

>Blue Whale
The ultimate tank. Super bulky with great solid offensive presence as well

>Grizzly Bear
I know it's super popular but it's with good reason. This thing still packs a punch

>Hispaniolan Brown Tarantula
Not as strong or bulky as the Goliath Bird Eater, but still powerful and with better Speed.

I've seen all of these in the wild except for the Dragon, so I'd probably have to trade for it with zoo staff or someone who has been to Komodo. One of my regional exclusives or endangered species would probably be good enough

Hippo
Platypus
Birch tree
Albino Gorilla
Crow
Komodo Dragon

Plover
Water-boatman
Powerful owl
River otter

>I'll use plants because I'm a special snowflake


Boulder brain coral
Bottlebrush tree

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>>28255502
>Coral
>Plant

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>Argentavis (fossilmon)
>Gorilla
>Crocodile
>Rhino
>Black Marlin
>Giant Asian Hornet (pic related)

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6 pistol shrimps

>Orchid Mantis
>Dynastes Hercules beetle
>Hammerhead shark
>Komodo dragon
>White Bengal tiger
>Red-tailed hawk

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>>28254581
>giant squid
>using legendaries on your team

>>28255530
Wow, they aren't either. Weird

>>28255889
How many plants made of calcium do you know?

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Spectacled cobra
Chimpanzee
African elephant
Eurasian eagle-owl
Giant squid
Hippo

>>28255874
Giant Squids are obviously Pseudos you mong

ball python
hamster
siamese cat
french bulldog
blue whale
guinea pig