Why is he not Water type?

>>28224225
Something something about the type of crab it's based on not going in the water.

>>28224225
it's a fucking coconut crab, why would it be a water type?

>>28224225
Because Boxers can't swim you fucking idiot. They'll drown.

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>>28224225
OH BABY

ANOTHER ONE

>>28224225
Holy shit. This whole time I thought it was Water/Fighting.

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>>28224225
Why is he not Water type?
Seriously wtf GF?

>>28224255
>>28224275
[obligatory reply using Doduo as counter-argument]

>>28224255
>b-but muh flightless birds!

>>28224225
Memes were a mistake.

>>28224225
FOUR THREADS
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>>28224315
OP doesn't bring it up because he likes it.

He's fine with Crustle, but because he dislikes Crabrawler, that clearly means that Crabrawler doesn't make sense.

Humans are 70% water. We're normal type

>>28224343
>>28224355
Obligatory Doduo doesn't die when it flies post

>>28224343
So what? Ostriches can't fly, but they are still birds

>>28224374
Crabrawler learns Crabhammer, Crustle doesn't.

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>based on a UFO
>"Unidentified FLYING object"
>not flying type

WHAT
THE ACTUAL
FUCK
GAMEFREAK

>>28224387
>Implying Ostriches are birds
They're more of reptiles. Ever heard of feathered dinosaurs?

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>>28224432
>One moves invalidates an entire design

>>28224225
Wait hes not a water type???

>>28224343

Doduo's dex says it can fly, while none of Crabrawler's info mention it being aquatic.

>>28224468
Exactly what I'm saying. It's retarded right?

>>28224443
of course, chickens aren't birds too

>>28224480
not all crabs live in the water, dipshit

Crabrawler is more of a crab than a crayfish and a shrimp.

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>>28224225
>Leaked images of OP's dual typing confirmed.

>>28224485
Exactly so why the fuck does it learn Crabhammer? It doesn't even get STAB from it.

>>28224499
because it's a crab.

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>>28224440
>Based on a balloon
>Not flying

GF
WHY?

>>28224499

Because it's a fucking crab? For coverage? Because Pokemon learn moves if they fit thematically regardless of type?

>>28224499
>A Pokemon has to be of a certain type to use a move

I'd like too introduce you to a friend named Emboar.

>>28224499
Accelgor learns Water Shuriken, should it be Water type?
Sudowoodo learns Wood Hammer, should it be Grass type?

Some Pokemon have moves that they don't get STAB from, they're called coverage moves.

>>28224225
Why so many threads about Crabrawler's type today?
We've known that since it was revealed.

>>28224225
She should be Bug-type.

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>Learns Bug Bite
>Not a Bug Type

GF WHY

>>28224523
>>28224524
So tell me how it can learn crabhammer if it can't even produce water to make that move a water type attack?

Why does the hermit CRAB not learn Crabhammer?
Why does the pistol SHRIMP learn Crabhammer?

Jesus lord

>>28224547
Because it's the same fucking autist posting them.

>>28224560
How can Emboar produce water for Scald if it's not a Water-type???

>>28224544
That's retarded. Water shuriken is for water ninjas ONLY

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>>28224560
It just can't swim, you idiot.

No one said it can't produce water.

>>28224560
>water moves must create water
That's fucking retarded, types never required anything to be generated except in the anime. Also just because it's not a water type wouldn't mean it'd have no way to generate water in the first place, Emboar can learn Scald you retard.

>>28224579
Wait, Emboar could use Scald? That's way more jarring than anything else posted in this thread.

>>28224579
He can heat a shit ton of saliva and spit it out in a stream moron
>>28224592
So with that logic any water type can produce water. Let me hit up my boy slugma and ask him to erect a jacuzzi out of his mouth.

Fucking think before you type, cuntbreath.

>>28224560
The same way Hydriegon can simultaneously make water, fire and lightening for its moves despite being neither type.

>>28224560
You probably have a level 100 Charizard with these moves:
>Flamethrower
>Fire Spin
>Inferno
>Heat Wave

>>28224592
I'm not him. Ignore the OP as this is a troll thread mocking me.

>>28224602
So if crabhammer doesn't produce WATER then why is it a WATER type? WATER is the basis for this attack. If it did not produce WATER then it would not be super effective against fire. Otherwise, it would be a normal type attack you dip

>>28224648
Wrong, you idiot! He knows Cut, not Inferno.

>>28224648
>mfw I had an Espeon with Psybeam/Confusion/Psychic/Bite

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>>28224648
I use that moveset for my ace Heatmor. Shits SOOO cash with the binding band+trick room set up. No one knows what hit em.

And you are a fuck boy. You forgot to include blast burn for coverage.

>>28224560

How do Rhydon, Tyranitar or Aggron produce enough water to use Aqua Tail?

>>28224432
We don't know that yet.

>>28224560
How the fuck does Rhydon use Surf?

>>28224674
Do you think crabrawler is the first non water Pokemon to learn a water move?

>>28224674
Does Drill Peck create winds? Why is it flying type?

>Crabhammer
>The target is hammered with a large pincer. Critical hits land more easily.
How interesting, it doesn't say a thing about producing water.

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>>28224623
>Any water type can produce water

Great Scott. You've figured out that water types use water to attack. And that non water types can learn water type moves.

>says slugma
>implying any Pokemon can produce water

Fucking think before you type, cuntbreath.

>>28224715
He used it in a promo or something.

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>>28224714
That's simple. They are rock types. Rocks have pores that store water in them. They could use these reserves of water as an offensive move somehow.

Are you even trying? I could do this all day friendo

OP literally can't stop getting BTFO

>>28224674
>So if Crunch doesn't produce DARKNESS then why is it a DARK type? DARK is the basis for this attack. If it did not produce DARKNESS then it would not be super effective against psychic.. Otherwise, it would be a normal type attack you dip

>>28224737
this

crustle doesn't learn crabhammer because it's pincers aren't mobile enough to hammer something down

>>28224225
Why does he have toilet bowls for hands

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>>28224748
what are you trying to even argue? lurk more, it seems you don't know what the fuck is going on

>>28224759
What stops Crabrawler from storing water in its pincers?


I guess we should remove the elemental punches from all non Fire, Ice, or Electric types.

>>28224648
>>28224775
This is not my argument, as I am not OP. Great job falseflagging OP you're really boiling my blood, pal

>>28224432
>Snorlax,salamence,jynx and weavile should be water Pokemon

>Aqua Tail
>The user attacks by swinging its tail as if it were a vicious wave in a raging storm.
Wow, another move that doesn't mention anything about producing water, fascinating.

>>28224815
Do they learn Crabhammer? No. Are they Crab-like? No. Where is your fucking argument?

>>28224286
Anyone remember that thread where an anon confessed he drowned one unknowingly.

>>28224225

>>28224775
Because crunch is an EVIL move. Dark types=EVIL type in japan. Biting someone/something is seen as a bad thing. Bad things=EVIL. Are you retarded?
>>28224734
It is a flying type because all mons that use it Birds=flying.have beaks. Most animals with beaks are birds. You don't need a brain to understand. I expect better from you, anon.

>>28224379
>We're normal type
Fuck off with this

>>28224885
>Goldeen used Peck!

>>28224885
Goldeen learns peck. I guess it is a bird with a beak then

>>28224674
Steel type moves don't produce metal, grass type moves don't necessarilly produce grass, flying type moves sure as fuck don't produce flying, and many other fucking examples.
A move's type is just a matter of affinity, and origin, Crabrawler might not be a water type but it's pretty darn obviously related to some water types, it just adapted differently and lost the type but kept some of the affinities, you'd think with the introduction of Alolan formes morons like you would understand that there's more to a pokémon's moves than its type.

>>28224885
Why can't Malamar learn Peck then? It has a beak.

>>28224807
What the fuck do you think he is? The motherfucking avatar? He can't just make a fist out of water and control it with his mind. And he keeps his pincers closed to throw some dueces kid.

>>28224916
Non flying Pokemon already learn Peck. Nidoran, Torchic etc. Try again.

>>28224225
>It's an idiot who missed the Coconut Crab can't swim episode, the episode

>>28224932
Wasn't my post.
See >>28224658

>>28224947
That was your example tho

>>28224885
Then crabhammer is a water type move because crabs have pincers, and most crabs are water types. Just because it's not a fucking water types doesn't mean ot doesn't have pincers anymore, does it ?

>>28224968
It's not fucking me retard. This thread was made it mock me. Read before posting.

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>>28224913
Goldeen is a confused manlet that pecks with his horn. GF fucked up.
>>28224939
Because Malamar doesn't need to peck as a defensive mechanism you nigger.
I'm enjoying all these (you)'s. Never have I seen so many in my life :^)

>>28224885
Crabs have pincers.

>The target is hammered with a large pincer. Critical hits land more easily.

The first crab pokemon was aquatic, so they gave it a signature move with STAB.

Now they are introducing another crab pokemon, this one is not aquatic. Of course they are going to give it crabhammer. It's not hard to understand.

>>28224225
What's this? A new forced and shitty meme?

>>28224996
What are you even fucking talking about ? Just because this thread was made to mock you or something doesn't mean the arguments used aren't bullshit and we can't say they are, who the fuck cares about you petty conflict ?

>>28224996
You're still retarded. You do realize that there is only one crab line that is water-type, right? Crab hammer being exclusive to "water crabs" is fucking fan fiction and not based on any evidence from the game.

>>28225019
(You)
just 4 u bb

>>28225019
>I WAS JUST PRETENDING TO BE RETARDED

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>Could learn Fly
>Not a flying type
>Doesn't have Levitate

Can't even fucking benefit from STAB.

>>28225030
So why didn't Crustle get Crabhammer? Huh?

HuHH?

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Two fucking threads

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>>28225019
4 (you)

>>28225044
Every line that can learn Crabhammer are Basically crabs in the Pokemon world. Crabhammer is only for Water Crab-like Pokemon

>>28225066
There were 4 earlier

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>>28224708
>Heatmor

I'm not feeling that moveset, but you have top-tippy-top-tippety taste in mons.

>>28225059
It's because it's a super fighting robot.

>>28225044
>corphish

>>28224996
What was your point?

>>28225060
Because it's not Water type retard.

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>>28225057
I'm not pretending to be retarded nor am I.

I'm trying to elucidate you people who inhabit a certain point of the spectrum about something. I forgot what though to be honest.

>>28225060
because it doesn't have big enough pincers retard.

>>28225082
Source- your ass? Nice moving goalposts tho. Shrimp and crawfish aren't crabs. And guess what, you're wrong! In fact, a pure fighting type learns crab hammer. It's called crabrawler. Source- Gamefreak

>>28225092
I actually love the idea that you could fly around on this thing.

>>28225094
Please stop this madness.

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>>28225084

>>28225059
He learns fly because he retracts his arms and legs to make a rocket. Watch the black and white movie featuring zekrom and kyurem.

>>28225095
He's changing up my arguments.

I think it should be Water type because it learns Crabhammer AND because it's crab-like. Crabhammer is ONLY Crab-like Water Pokemon.

>>28225094
Not a crab

>>28225104
And neither is Crabrawler. So what's your point.

>>28225150
See>>28225124

>>28225150
>>28224400

Its based on a crab that doesn't live in water, ergo it isn't water type. Pokemon learn moves different from their types all the time.

>>28225169
Why does it get Crabhammer then? It won't even get STAB from it.

>>28225150
>backpedaling this hard

>>28225188
Because it is a crab which has nothin to do with STAB.

>>28225188
Type coverage

>>28224225
Pokemon's been setting a precendent for not basing typing off a creature's real-life habitat for a while now.

It was especially an issue for Water types for a long type, because there's a fuckton of creatures from the ocean and having to saddle them with a water typing massively limits the design space.

I recently redesigned all of poemon to use 40 types rather than 18, and splitting the Water typing into Swimming and Spray types solves the problem nicely.

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>>28225188
that's what I am trying to find out>>28224560
But no one will fucking give me a valid fucking answer. The useless lot is useless. They always bring up some dumb shit that doesn't even relate. Next thing you know, they'll be putting on tinfoil hats and red-pilling us about how pancakes grant fairy magic power to rats.

>>28224484
Chickens do not posses clawed wings.
The meaning of the word bird is dying hard since we have to define them by things they don't have since everything birds do have was already present in dinosaurs

>>28225150
>Crabhammer is ONLY Crab-like Water Pokemon.
>ONLY Crab-like
>Actual crabs need not apply

Holy shit, this is too good.

>>28225124
Gamefreak is retarded. We've already established this. All of the Lobster/Shrimp Pokemon are basically crabs because they learn Crabhammer. Don't get mad at me! Gamefreak did that. Just like how they didn't give Crabrawler the Water type. EVEN THOUGH he's crab-like and learns Crabhammer.

why are people trying to logic this? its pokemon.

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>>28225268
But CRABS have nothing to do with whater.

They are ARACHNIDS. The real question her is why the fuck is CRABRAWLER not part BuG?!!

>>28225210
>>28225222
So you agree with me then? It should be Water type.

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>>28224939
Malamar can learn peck though?

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>>28225272
Would you believe there's been like six threads of this shit already?

>>28225298
So why does it learn a Water move EXCLUSIVELY given to WATER TYPE CRAB-LIKE POKEMON?

>>28225301
How does my post imply that?

>>28225244
How does Hitmonchan learn the elemental punches, doesn't even get STAB and can't create fire/ice/thunder? How does pretty much every pokemon learn non-STAB moves?

Why am I falling for bait?

>>28225321
because it is a crab

>>28224225
is like hipoppotas is an hipo, lives in water but hipoppotas live in the desert

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>>28225321
That's what IM TRYING TO FuCKING FIND OuT.

Stop being so useless and giving me your shitty (you)'s

>>28225321
Because the move isn't exclusive to water Pokemon. /thread

>>28225321
Because the first crab was water so it's a water type move, why can Crustle learn withdraw a water type move?

>>28224560
Same way Persian can produce bubbles?

Alternatively, look at Aqua Tail. It doesn't even produce water, just mimics the crashing of waves

>>28225298
Because Arachnids are not bugs, it's a common misconception that Gamefreak commits like everyone else.
Like having Archeops be referred to as a bird when it isn't

>>28225342
So it's a CRAB and gets CRABhammer (A WATER move give to only WATER, CRAB-LIKE POKEMON) but it's pure Fighting. How does that make any sense to you?

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>>28225334
Because his punches are

Fast as LIGHTNING

Punches so hard and fast it leaves a nasty BuRN(mark)

And he looks COOL as fucking ICE. Try harder.

Is there a single pokemon that can't learn non-STAB moves? Is this all just elaborate bait or are people this dumb?

>>28225385
"Bug" is not a scientific term. You're thinking of "insect"

>>28225398
because it is based off of a type of crab that isn't aquatic

>>28225385
So why don't we have an arachnid type when things like Ariadios, drapion and others have been a thing for years?

>>28225423
I'm talking about SPECIFICALLY Crabhammer. Reply to that bait post all you want.

Crabhammer is ONLY for Water crabs.

>>28225426
Look up "true bugs" Spiders are not any of those

>>28225430
Doduo is based off of a flightless bird, why can it fly?

Have you ever tried boxing underwater?

>>28225452
nice fanfic

>>28225398
The water part is irrelevant.

>>28225447
Said gamefreak makes the same mistakes as everyone else in the exact post you're replying to

>>28225398
Why is it so hard for you to understand that it's water type because it was made for the only crab at the time which was water type, they didn't predict they'd make more crabs later that should learn it

Am I witnessing real life non-meme autism?

>>28225459
Okay, fair enough. Not wat you said though. Spiders and scorpions are bugs in the colloquial sense

>>28225468
because gamefreak decided it should be able to fly

just like they decided that crabrawler should get a water type move specifically made for crab pokemon

>>28225478
sounds like we need a reboot to fix all these problems

>>28225473
So why don't Dwebble/Crustle learn it? Use that pea-sized brain of your's and think. Maybe it's because Crabhammer is for ONLY WATER, CRAB-LIKE Pokemon.

>>28225452
Because you arbitrarily decided so purely based off it's typing that's been explained numerous times in this thread, there is only one water type crab line so saying all water crabs is stupid

>>28225515
Because Crustle doesn't have big pincers it hits people with, plus believe it or not GF does stuff for gameplay reasons and not purely to satisfy your autism

>>28225518
Crab-like Pokemon. Shouldn't have to say it everytime retard.

>>28225321

Because previously all crablike Pokemon were based on AQUATIC creatures, hence the Water type. Crabrawler isn't based on an aquatic creature.

>>28224225
coconut crabs drown in water
they are land animals

>>28225546
Why isn't it called Crab-likehammer, apparently the crab bit is loose but the water typing is unshakeable

>>28225515
Why should it only be for water types? Move distribution changes each gen. Crabrawler is a crab and Crab Hammer apparently only requires the user to just have pincers to be used. Things change and GF doesn't always follow a pattern.

>>28225385

Bug = creepy crawlies, not insects

>>28225091
completely forgot this thing existed

>>28225493
It isn't a bad thing that spiders and bugs are grouped there, just something incorrect in pokemon that doesn't really matter.
Mammal type when

>>28225562
I'm a land animal but I'm always drowning in the pussy.

>>28225537
What gameplay reason do they have for not making Crabrawler Water type? That's making it WORSE during gameplay because it doesn't even get STAB for one of it's main attacks.

>>28225582
There is a scientific definition of bug, which excludes most insects as well as spiders

>>28225515

Hmm, I wonder who is right about what Pokemon should and shouldn't learn, the creators of Pokemon, or some random autist whining on the internet

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>>28225091
Ok I'll come clean. I don't use THAT exact moveset. I was kidding. But I was joking about how I use him. I keep moves like fire spin on him since it is boosted by the binding band and keeps the niggas from switching.

>>28225599
>You've missed my point
>You've now decided it's a "main attack"

Okay, why isn't lucario ground type if it learns bone rush?

>>28225642
*wasn't

>>28225615

>Bug: an insect or other creeping or crawling invertebrate (as a spider or centipede)

They're obviously not going for the scientific definition, how hard is it to understand?

>>28225658
How often do you see a Lucario using that? Also, it already has two types.

>>28225599
>pure fighting type with water type coverage
I don't see the issue. Most ingame fighting types get by with fighting/rock coverage, and they don't get stab off rock type moves.

>>28225599
How is crab hammer one of its main attacks? Having a varied move pool is a very good thing, even if it doesn't get STAB.

>>28225674
Can you define what a main attack is? Because it seems to be something you've puled out of your ass

I'd go through a list of pokemon that are single typed that use non-Stab moves, but to make it easier just find a list of single type pokemon and look at all of them

>>28225680
There's no reason for it not to gain Water type though, it's a crab and it learns Crabhammer. Just let it get STAB from it. It being a coconut crab is irrelevant as ostriches or whatever Doduo is based on can't fly yet Doduo can.

>>28224225
>Why Lugia is not Water/Psychic
>Why PSYduck is not Psychic
>Why Solgaleon is weak to fire
>Why charizard is not a dragon
>Why... why...
Fuck it.

>>28224544
>Accelgor learns Water Shuriken
no

>>28225599
>>28225707
Actually fuck it I'll give you one

Unown has a main attack, because it has one attack

Anon could you please tell us all it's type?

>>28225664
My point was that gamefreak falls for misconceptions just like everyone else, not that they should be scientifically pedantic and type their pokemon for exclusively factual reasons

>>28225707
Crabhammer is ONLY for Water, crab-like Pokemon. I'm not talking about any other Pokemon's main or STAB moves. Go fuck yourself.

why are so many people in this thread retarded

>>28224586
Accelgor was designed as a water-type, but was changed to different during development to make the game less lopsided with water-types. Similar to Stunfisk, the one following it in dex. And just like how Stunfisk gets Camouflage to thrive in a water environment, Accelgor gets Hydration and dex entries note how it gets weaker when it dries out.

>>28225737
Normal. I don't see a problem. Hidden Power is given to too many Pokemon for it to be Psychic or whatever. Crabhammer is ONLY for Water crab-like Pokemon.

>>28225758
You still haven't explained why that's the case though, we can clearly see a not Water type crab using it

And you're the one that keeps invoking STAB, and if we can't discuss over pokemon how can we determine a precedent

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>>28224623
>So with that logic any water type can produce water.
Uh... Do you have an example of one that can't?
>slugma
Oh, this is bait.

>>28225796
Why

>>28224674
Same reason Lick is a ghost type move. It was the signature move of a mon with that type.

>>28225298
Crabs are crustaceans, idiot.

>>28225809
I'm only bringing up STAB as one reason Crabrawler should be Water. If it wants to be pure Fighting I don't give a fuck, it's jist stupid that it's pure Fighting when it could get STAB from Crabhammer.

>>28225868
Why isn't it rock? Could get stab from one of it's main attacks stone edge

If you don't give a fuck why make a thread and reply to everyone in it?

>>28225858
You do not know your biology well. They are also arachnids. Do your research. Don't start shit if you do not know what you are talking about, moron.

>>28224225
ITT: OP a massive retard.

>>28225447
Bug-type means "arthropod that isn't seafood" (Kabuto, Krabby, Corphish, Binacle, etc). Flygon's line have bug-like characteristics and can beed with the bug breeding group, but are more like reptiles that mimic the antlion's lifecycle.

>>28225890
Why even give it a move for only Water crabs then? It's not my thread. The others are though, and I'm asking why won't gamefreak just make it Water so it can get STAB on Crabhammer?

>>28225965

>Why even give it a move for only Water crabs then?

Because it's not a move for only Water crabs, according to Game Freak.

>>28225965
>>28224400

>>28225986
What was stopping them from making it Water type then?

>It's a coconut crab
is not an excuse

>>28225923
Only Horseshoecrabs, which are not real crabs.

>>28226013
HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO FUCKING SAY IT? Any Pokemon that learns Crabhammer might as well be a crab in the Pokemon world.

>>28225965
Fucking hell, stop making up this retarded rule where only water crabs can learn it

That is just something you've decided, there is no evidence for that at all and the typing has been repeatably explained. Yet you still just keep parroting this without humouring anyone with your bound to be retarded explanation why you know better than Game Freak what can learn what

This is like talking to an underage brick wall

>>28226020
How is that not an excuse? Coconut Crabs aren't aquatic.

>>28226053
And any Pokemon that can learn Wood Hammer might as well be made out of wood in the Pokemon world, right?
>Sudowoodo

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It's weird how much people care about this

>>28226077
Doduo is based on a flightless bird, yet it can fly. Why can't a coconut crab Pokemon swim?

>>28226053
>WTF NO ONLY WATER CRABS CAN LEARN IT REEEEEEE THIS ISN"T A WATER TYPE
>the crab bit isn't important though lol

Fighting type may as well be water in the pokemon world

>>28224225

He's a crab that fights, not a crab that waters.

>>28226113
No, it is just a Fight, not a crab.

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>>28226020

>What was stopping them from making it Water type then?

Nothing, save that they didn't want to make it a Water-type. Is there a problem?

>>28226106
I think most pokemon can swim, should they all be water types?

>>28226134
Yes, because now it doesn't get STAB from Crabhammer all because they want unique and speshull types and Pokemon. Have fun with your no STAB Crabhammers from a crab Pokemon.

>>28226183

Okay, I will.

>King crabs, Hermit Crabs, Pubic Crabs, and Hermit Crabs are not crabs.
What the fuck, I hate nature now.

>>28226159
How about you go through the other threads and read my arguments before posting.

Op is so retarded that he thinks crabs = aquatic.

>>28226206
No one ever said that. You fags really should read first.

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>>28226183

>Have fun with your no STAB Drill Pecks from a bird Pokemon

>>28226203
I have, it's just a bunch of whining about STAB as though you've never seen a single move list and this retarded rule you've made up about "water crabs"

tl;dr: Gamefreak should make Crabrawler water type because it annoys me.

>>28226242
>Not using-non stab Ice Beamu

>>28226242
What the fuck Game Freak? Drill Peck is a move for FLYING birds, please change it's typing now to appease my autism

>>28226242
Empoleon already has two types. Crabrawler learns a move ONLY for WATER, CRAB-LIKE Pokemon yet it's pure Fighting. It won't even get STAB from Crabhammer.

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>>28224225

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Sup.

>>28226299
Holy fuck are you ever going to explain the basis for your retarded rule? Do you really want them to change the type of it despite being based off a creature that drowns in water just because of one move?

Why are you dumbasses taking this shitty bait

>>28226284
Don't you know? Penguins are a kind of bird that doesn't fly. It actually makes sense for a penguin pokemon to not be flying type.

>>28226341
And Coconut Crabs are a type of crab that can't swim, you kinda missed my point bud

>>28226299
Nice dubs.

It amuses me that you seem so serious about this.

Inb4 the sperg refuses to answer any of the criticism in this thread and just makes 5 more

>>28226370
Oops you accidentally got trolled by someone who agrees with you.

>>28224443
stupid, birds ARE dinosaurs

>>28226341

Delibird is a penguin and it's flying type

>>28226370
I know coconut crabs can't swim. But Doduo is based on a flightless bird, so why can Doduo fly?

>>28224494
that joke was fun a week ago

>>28224520
But drifloon is flying type

>>28226439
Sure, I'll die on this hill. Better than the dumbass Crabrawler argument.

Delibird is a Puffin, therefore it being able to fly makes sense.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Puffin

>>28224225
It should be fighting ground type.

>>28226524

Do you not know what a rockhopper penguin is? Delibird has nothing in common with puffins.

>>28225858
Thanks, at least somebody here knows about biology. These burgerfats need some biology 101


>>28225923
ARE YOU RETARDED? They are not arachnids, maybe you are confusing arachnids with arthropods!

>>28226299
According to the games, the only criteria is that the Pokemon needs to have pincers.
Stadium1/2: A move that is used only by Pokémon with pincers. Likely to get a critical hit.

You're the illiterate that seems to think they need to be water-type. If this troubles you THAT much that it won't get STAB, might I suggest you talk to a therapist.

>>28225733
Yes it does

>>28225784
Nice headcanon, but water shuriken didn't exist in gen V. They gave it that in ORAS despite it being a bug type

>>28226866
Because it is a technique a ninja would learn.

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The real question is,why there's no fucking pokemon that resemble Nicholas Cage

>>28226909
No water shuriken is for WATER ninjas only

>>28226950
>Ninja
>Lives in wetlands

It is a water ninja

>>28224225
>wanting more water types
drown yourself fag