Diancie is crying /vp/, wat do?
>>28219901
Saw Ash'slossdick
Everything will be alright chespin suffers more than you do
Fap to her then walk away
>>28219901
How do fug?
>>28219901
Pork her
Flash Cannon.
>>28219901
Console Diancie, try to convince it to join my team afterwords, even if it doesn't like the idea of being apart of my team I can move along knowing I helped a creature in need.
>>28219901
Kill her and her friends, take the jewels and get rich.
>>28220065
>killing something that can create diamonds from thin air
If you wanted to get rich you could just have her do unlimited diamond works
>>28220065
What if she cums diamonds? Would you throw her away if you knew that?
>>28219901
Tell it to man the fuck up, it's making other rocks look bad
Can't have my boo Dwayne look bad
>>28220140
>whatever you use to fug her with will be pounded by diamonds rushing out of her rocky orifice
You know I think I'll pass
>>28220112
Well fuck me then.
Just need to call upon my 200% legit shiny Dialga and it should be okay. :^)
>>28220065
>Implying DeBeers goons won't kill you and they'll get rich instead afterwards
>>28220233
Then I'll just come back as a Cofagrigus, strangle them and give the diamonds to my family.
I'll try to cheer her up!
>>28220063
You're a real man anon, respect.
>>28220185
>not having a diamond shattering boner
cum on step it up
Give her pokepuffs until she feels better
>>28219901
Pork her