>God isn't real >make a god pokemon

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>>28213459
*tips*

>>28213474
go make 50 poliwhirl threads faggot

Masterball > God

>>28213459
Is this the edgy atheist kid's first time on 4 chan? Reddit seems more appropriate for you mate.

>>28213542
The funny thing about you newfags is you are always the first people to talk about reddit

>>28213459
>Thinking Arceus is based the Christian God
>Not realizing it's based on Amaterasu

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>>28213459
>Pokemon aren't real
>Make pokemon

>>28213542
>4 chan
What did he mean by this?

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>>28213459
>make God pokemon
>it has no purpose and it's not even the strongest
Just like real life

>>28215416
>Not based on Jesus's white horse in Revelations.

>>28215416
I'd say Izanagi is more likely

God is real

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>>28213459
All this samefagging.

I don't get it anon, what's the matter? its not like all pokemon must be based of existing creatures, they're monsters after all

>>28213459
But anon! It's a fantasy game about cockfighting monsters.

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>he thinks there's only one God
Even in early Judaism there are references to other gods, it's just that YHWH didn't want his chosen people worshipping the other gods. The bible outright states there are other gods.
>Exodus 20:3
>Thou shalt have no other gods before me.
This god (also known as the Lord God) just wants to be the prime deity, much like Jupiter.

>>28215900
>>28216005
>>28215941
Kill yourself Richard.

>>28216005
>A god is a male diety
Citation needed.

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>>28213459
>Unicorns aren't real
>Make a Unicorn pokemon

>/vp/ is a board about Pokemon
>make a thread about religion
absolute madman

>>28216072
>dolphins ARE real
>still no dolphin Pokemon

>>28215457
>he hasn't mega evolved it with yhvhite

>>28215416
>The lamb of god.

>>28216117
Wrong, if a human would set foot in the Distortion World, the antimatter will annihilate in the contact with matter, creating a explosion power of several nukes.

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>>28213459
>Fast fists aren't real
>Make a pokemon weak to them.

>>28218757
>the alpaca of god

Arceus is the Pokemon aspect of God. There's a human aspect of God somewhere, although in reality they're two parts of the same entity.

>>28215620
God is dead

>>28215833
they just wanted to start an /x/ thread on /vp/

>>28216044
what about unknown gender/ genderless?

>>28219075
I always imagined arceus as not really a pokemon but an actual god, and it decided to create the avatar of the pokemon itself to interact with the world. That's why its the god of pokemon but not the strongest pokemon

Its just my headcanon anyways

>>28219210
But metagross is a steel computer, it has no genitals so its genderless

>>28213459
Fuck off. Talking about religion is the worst thing to talk about, so fuck off to >>>/r/eddit.

>>28219210
so why can't arceus be a god?

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>>28213459
>le /r/eddit bait
I can't believe the thread hasn't fully derailed yet.
Have a (You).

>>28219269
Calm down richard, I said it was just my headcanon

op everyone thinks you're underage and whether you are or not it's attracting shitposters like flies to shit

>>28215416
The Foreign Building (Japanese: いぶんかのたてもの Foreign Culture Building) is a building located in the western side of Hearthome City. It has six benches and stained glass windows. All the people there talk about the grace of life in the Pokémon world, supernatural powers, and the balance of spirit and nature. It seems to be loosely based on a church or cathedral, and is the first building in all the Pokémon games to be so. Respectfully, no music can be heard in the building. In the morning, one can see a piece of the wall jutting out behind the stone tablets on either side of the inside.

>>28219303
so how do you call a deity which you don't know its gender?

>>28218952
Well, if Cynthia says so...

>>28213459
GOD IS ILLEGAL ON HAWAIIAN BEACHES

>>28218952
It can be interpreted as both since The CREATION trio/quartet draw inspiration from both Science and religion.

So is Arceus the Pokegod or just the Big Bang pokemon? His signature move is judgment. Who laid the egg Arceus hatched from? etc..

Arceus might not be even a god, only a group of Sinnoh people believe so.

>>28219626
Fuck off reddit

>>28219738
what about when refring to it? its akward to use 'it' to refer a santiant being

>>28219934
Saying its name is fine and all, but what about paragraphs longer than one sentence?

Most relevant thread to ask if anyone needs an Arceus code

>>28215528
Looks more like a llama than a horse

>>28219303
>headcanons

Cancer.

>>28219096
Your mom's dead.

>>28219433
>Church
>It must be Christian!

You realize polytheistic cultures will build temples dedicated to certain gods, right? Clearly this one is dedicated to Arceus, since it's clearly the "head god".

By your copy-paste logic, only Sinnoh is Christian since it's the only region to have a church.

>>28222242
>>headcanons
>Cancer.
1st off, rude. Second of, its not a head canon you ignorant idiot, its on the website that arceus is gender unknown and not genderless

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>>28213459
Children, please! Why must you fight over Me like this?!

>>28219433
Look up Japanese mythology, particularly involving the creation of the world. You'll find Sinnoh and it's legendaries are based off it.

>>28222334
Ok. I just noticed I responded to the wrong person. Meant to respond to this fag. >>28219236

This is what happens when I come back from hell. Either way, yeah. Gender unknown. Same goes for the other mons that aren't listed as male or female.

But that one anon talking about headcanons. It made me cringe. It sounds like something the dA SJWs would shout. And reminded me of that one cunt who headcanons Serena as a faggot.

I sure am glad we have richard around to correct us on all the pedantic minutia of pokemon lore

>>28222427
Who in the bloody hell is "Richard"?

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>>28215428
so many mons so little time

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>>28222426
Well fuck you then cause that's me. What's wrong with a fucking headcannon? Its not even something SJW-ish like asign a gender or sexuality or whatever, I literally just said an idea I had.

>>28222426
>that one cunt who headcanons Serena as a faggot.
I'm pretty sure everyone on /vp/ headcanons all the female characters as faggots.

>>28222554
No, the one where serena is actually a dude crossdressing.

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>>28222501
On a scale of 1 to Tumblr, how assmad are you?

>>28222501
The term "headcanon" itself is fucking stupid and contradicting. That's what's so damn cringy. And I mention SJWs because they're the first to go "I headcanon this as this". They're flooding dA and Tumblr with their shit "headcanon" stamps.

>>28222569
No, as in, this brat on dA is claiming that Serena is homosexual, even though she is clearly attracted to Ash.

>>28222569
Ok, nevermind. That sounds like something /b/ would headcanon.

>>28222580
Oh yeah, I've seen a shitton of those "this character is an X-sexual/X-gendered" stamps. It almost makes me think they pick a character then spin a wheel with sexualities written on it and make a stamp with the result.

>>28222572
5

>>28222580
>The term "headcanon" itself is fucking stupid and contradicting.
I always though of it as simply a theory you have based on ingame stuff that isn't confirmed or denied. Its not canon but it isnt negated. I honestly have next to none, just that one idea of arceus being an actual god was interesting to me.

I also have no kind of connection to that SJW or dA stuff, now THAT sounds cringey.

>>28222242
>if god is dead than your mom is dead
>god= mom
im jesus

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>>28213580
>accuses others of being newfags when people accuse him of being one

newfag detected

>>28218757
Easter?

>>28222691
>I always though of it as simply a theory you have based on ingame stuff that isn't confirmed or denied. Its not canon but it isnt negated. I honestly have next to none, just that one idea of arceus being an actual god was interesting to me.

The word "theory" works better than the term "headcanon". As for Arceus being an actual deity, who knows. It might be.

>I also have no kind of connection to that SJW or dA stuff, now THAT sounds cringey.

Good. The farther away from them, the less chances you have of getting their cancer.