Find a flaw
>>28202912
Generic bulky water
>>28202912
You masturbate to it
>>28202967
But i have not
>>28202912
No moves
>>28202992
She has all the moves she needs
>>28202946
A beautiful one
>>28202912
eyebrows too thick
>>28202946
>>28202946
How many bulky water types learn mirror coat? How is that generic? Marvel scale anyone? There's nothing generic about milotic, it also has competitive as a second ability. This things design, moves, and abilities are beyond "generic bulky water". I dont even like milotic but i cant see why anyone would have such a shit opinion.
Must be bait or shit taste.
>>28203074
Nnnnf thiccer
>>28203079
Suicune, Tentacruel, Mantine, Alolomola, Swampert, Milotic.
No fairy type;_;
>>28202912
No Calm Mind because Suicune needed to be saved.
>>28203079
t. 1083 ELO
Milotic is only good for VGC compared to other bulky water types.
I never see anyone use it, but Weakness Policy/Competitive Milotic is a beast in UU. It's pretty hard to take down if you get the advantage.
Annoying to evolve.
>>28202992
>scald a broken water type move
>special type atk (most broken type in the game)
>recovery
>Dragon tail for phasing
>Hydro miss
>Hidden power (anything) (Ability competitive needed to be useful)
>Ice beam
>Dragon pulse
>mirror coat shenanigans
>Magic coat
>Coil (rare distribution)
What else do you fucking need!!?
>>28203109
>Using legendaries at all
I bet you use genies aswell when playing casually or for fun
>>28203277
Actual coverage
>>28202912
No feet.
>>28203277
>magic coat
>coil
>dragon pulse with no stab ever
top epic meme my friend
not even mentioning haze and icy wind
>>28203309
>grasping at straws
>moving goalposts
>not using a Pokemon if it's the better choice just because it's classified as legendary
kys
>>28203179
>Assuming i play on simulators seriously
This is why smogon is shit, ive made it to 1500 with shitmons i know what it takes to reach 1800 and im not against it, but desu unless your going for some sort of world championship you are just another shitter pretending to be good using the best available options in the game.
>>28203316
Oh you must play that broken 6v6 switcharoo the game, sorry i mispoke master smogonite
>>28203379
You sound like you're shit on battle spot and doubles battle spot as well. Haha you're bad and upset.
>>28203346
>banning the best available options such as Arceus, Xerneas, Mega (anything in ubers), Aegislash etc...
The hypocrisy is unreal, eat shit hypocrite.
>>28203309
>>28203428
I play doubles you retard.
Also
>trying to defend a Pokemon ingame based on it's moves
>half of which you listed are egg only
>when the first guy was obviously talking about it in a competitive context
Kill yourself to rid the world of your retard genes.
Should have been given access to Dazzling Gleam. If it had that, Milotic would be the best ever.
>>28203461
Again, battlespot doubles. And again, kill yourself, it's obvious you're the same faggot shitposting here.
>>28203459
Im not upset, I just enjoy calling out shitters online who pretend to know whats good. Giid is team synergy above all else. Of course using the core best can make unviable pokes amazing with right synergy, but that's for another discussion.
>>28203533
I sure do enjoy calling them shitters, you're right salty /vp/ "merely for fun player".
>>28203489
>Getting this mad
>Expects me to know or care what he plays compettively
>Green texting
Honestly we both sound like faggots we should both kill ourselves, you first anon I'll follow suit :^)
>>28203579
I play for fun and comp by your standards you should kill yourself for not knowing things about anon-kun, also you should know im a marine. So kill yourself for being this retarded and not knowing this rid the world of this ignorant retard please. :^)
>>28203721
>im a marine
i was on your side but cue "what the fuck did you just fucking say to me you little bitch"
>>28203615
>stupidly assumes I play smogon and makes an idiotic insult based off that
>has to resort to ad hominems to respond
Have another (You)
>>28203103
>>28203838
At this point i just needed to resort to memes. Threads boring now so an heroing goodbye cruel world
>>28203861
Such juicy lips
>>28202912
The flaw will be when its Mega becomes Water/Fairy due to popular demand, even though Water/Dragon or just plain Water makes as much, if not more sense flavour-wise, and are slightly better defensively.
>>28204128
>Water/Dragon
Gyarados looks more draconic than Milotic. wtfyd?
>>28203861
>aboriginal models
This girl looks everything but an aboriginal
>>28203335
>that image
I remember that thread
>>28204188
She's half. Breanna Lee
>>28203861
nice premature crow's feet and heavy makeup sticking to her nose hairs
>>28202912
Fucks gyarados for money
>>28202912
It's the gayest pokemon ever, for some reason. All of my friends who said Milotic is their favorite pokemon were either gay already or became gay at some point.
>>28204430
Why the fuck are you friends with gays?
>>28204430
No ur gay
>>28204463
Why shouldn't I? Anyway that's besides the point.
>>28204188
Actual real beautiful aborigen becoming Miss Australia. If you say otherwise you're literally Hitler and a dumb redneck nazi Trump voter.
>>28204393
I can ship this
>>28204430
interesting anecdote
>>28203079
Good taste famo
Gyarados is cooler and much better
>>28204393
>>28204578
I have been for a while now
>>28204578
It's literally Gyarados' counterpart. Literally the same stats, they just switch some around.
Same thing for Magikarp and Feebas, they're also both useless splash fishes.
So yeah,they're made for each other.
>>28202912
None. Best snek.
>>28204635
best ship
>>28202912
>not Water/Dragon
>no Mega
>no Alolan
>ugly
>>28204321
>premature crows feet
I don't think you know what those are.
>>28204792
>implying it needs any of those
>>28204768
niiiiice!
Will Milotic protect Gyarados from Wishiwashi School Form?
>>28204792
>Milotic
>ugly
>>28204854
Being honest, it needs a Mega at least, if anything to keep up with Gyarados. IIRC GF was going to give it one in ORAS but they couldn't settle in a design. I've noticed all of the fanmade mega evos for it are awful.
>>28204854
I know it's so popular right? Totally not outclassed right?
>>28204886
GF should just make her sparkle, really. You can't improve perfection.
>>28204886
I sort of liked that one that had a contest ribbon-esque thing on it's front.
>>28204865
He wouldn't wish to die anymore. Love will erase the pain of getting beaten by sardines.
>>28204968
Do you have more? I'm out
>>28204890
I dont really care about that sort of stuff. It looks good as it is. Mega's/alola forms miss a lot of the charm the base form had most of the time.
>>28204984
Some.
>>28204907
The Shiny actually looks good on milotic
>>28205011
shame gyarados looks derpy but i'll take it
>>28205011
Yaaaaaaas
#justice4megamilotic
>>28205045
fucking adorable!
>>28203079
Tell them
>>28205045
>>28205055
There's more, so be prepared!
>>28204188
Confirmed for not knowing anything. There are a lot of white passing original people
>>28205109
>>28205109
Keep em coming, please! I had no idea there were this many. I must be looking in all the wrong places before
>>28205109
If it fits i ship
>>28204430
Because it's fab and glam as fuck. Can't blame your friends
>>28205129
>>28205184
a-anon, is this going to get lewder
>>28205211
Will it?
>>28202912
Naked, yet not barefoot because no feet.
>>28205243
>>28202912
It is literally the worst Pokemon conceived.
While Megas will still be in Sun and Moon, Milotic will be retconned out of existence.
>>28205300
>>28205317
Here's your (You)
>>28205243
>>28205300
Aww they made kids
>>28204691
Don't forget the dichotomy of Gyarados being the Atrocious Pokemon filled with violent anger and Milotic being the Tender Pokemon that calms hostile emotions
>>28204691
I wonder if Wimpod's supposed evo will be a Speed focused counterpart, and if art will depict Gyarados getting cucked.
>>28205423
What if it's a female gyarados?
>>28205436
who says you can't cuck a girl?
>>28205423
>Wimpod
I have been asking for a new Gyarados since Gen 5 (weird Unova didn't have a counterpart, right?) but my autism will be rustled if the counterpart for Alola is not a fish > serpent
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28205436
Then she might replace Volcarona as my bugfu.
>mfw it becomes Flying/Water
>>28205459
True.
>>28205466
Yeah, it needs to be a splash fish with awful BST
>>28202912
Been playing her in OU on a new showdown account today, fampai.
11 Wins - 4 losses, running Scald, Toxic, Recover, and Dragon Tail.
Milotic is a fantastic wall and an under-rated pokemon in general if you ask me.
>>28205466
Too bad Sadfish wasn't real. Depressed, pathetic fish becoming a fat, jovial serpent (maybe HP > Def > Sp Atk > Sp Def > Atk > Spd) could've been neat.
>>28205317
She was in the trailer with vikavolt.
>>28205564
Wishiwashi was in a way, some sort of fish > monstrosity, just not serpentine and permanent
>>28205490
>Yeah, it needs to be a splash fish with awful BST
I mean I like Wimpod but I prefer something like pic related--Basculin could have fit the role of gen 5's Gyarados/Milotic well