ITT times gamefreak acted like the joker

>>28169462
Somebody stop them!!!

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>>28169462
>piranha pokemon
>evolves into a shark

This is just begging for sandcastle and sun pokémon shitposts

I love these threads so much they always make me laugh

>>28169496
>go into a thread
>post off topic shit

MADMAN

>Design an offensive type
>Give it to slow, defensive mons
>Design another type that uses its moves better
GO AHEAD
CALL THE COPS

>use repeat ball
>I haven't caught this one before

LOCK ME UP

>Blastoise is a turtle
>don't give it Shell Smash

GAMES GONNA FREAK

>>28169526
>use quick ball on turn 10
SOMEBODY STOP ME

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>>28169462
>be gamefreak
>create an antlion Pokemon
>retards believe it's a dragonfly Pokemon
>they still shitpost about it 14 years later

>model apricorn pokeballs in Gen 6
>not obtainable at the pokeball emporium
H A
A

>MAKE A NEW FIRE STARTER
>IT'S ANOTHER BIPEDAL FIRE/FIGHTING

HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa

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>87.5% male

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>defensive
>ice
>type

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>Offer player an ingame trade for a Haunter
>Give it an Everstone
UNHINGED

>releases two versions of exact same game at the same time for 20 years

THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

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>make shiny pokemon a 1/30000 chance upon encounter

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>no evolution

Somebody stop them!

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>>28169462
>create dragonfly pokemon
>people love it
>doesn't survive the power creep
>megas come out
>people clamor for a flygon mega
>dont make one
>admit to having planned one
>claim "writer's block" prevented a solid idea
Fuck you gamefreak. I've been FREAK'D for the last time.

>go on adventure without telling mom
SHE'S GONNA FREAK

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>Remove battle frontier
>Put a sign that says it is being built

DAMAGED

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>trade with held item evo
>twice

>>28169632
but they never did this

>>28169638
sauce?

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>>28169563
>>28169581
>>28169600 (that thing existing)
>>28169610
>>28169638
>>28169672
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>28169787
http://www.idigitaltimes.com/pokemon-omega-ruby-and-alpha-sapphire-mega-flygon-was-plans-gamefreak-had-artists-434216

http://www.nintendolife.com/news/2015/04/flygon_was_once_going_to_receive_a_mega_evolution

>>28169819
I will never not be mad

>>28169462
>Add nifty balls with special effects in the Gen 2
>None of them work right

DAMAGED

>make a competitive scene like VGC
>balance and make it for kids

ABSOLUTE MADMEN

>>28169889
More like
>make a game for kids
>manchildren try to force it into a competitive espurrt even though it's horribly unbalanced

>>28169872
Guess we'll get an Alolan maybe. I'm pretty sure anything with a mega won't get a alola.

>>28169936
Uh, the only meta that matters isn't unbalanced though, you might be thinking about the version of underage kids who's most skillful move is using protect and spamming the move.

>>28169953
Alola forms are genwun only brah. Which reminds me >>28169462
>be GameFreak
>create a major new feature
>restrict it only to Pokemon of a certain generation for pandering reasons

>>28169958
>Uh, the only meta that matters isn't unbalanced though

Endless Mega Kangaskhan, so balanced

>Healing pokemon at a pokemon center is free
>350$ lemonade

>>28169533
>Is a turtle
It's called the shellfish Pokemon for a reason anon...

>>28170016
>Endless kangas
>Ban Kangas
>Endless next mega on the tier list
>Ban it
>Endless next mega on the tier list
Megas were a mistake.

Can someone explain the VGC format rules to me?

>>28170063
>shellfish
>shell
>doesn't get shell smash

EVEN MORE MADMEN

>create 58 gym leaders
>not a single one specializes in dark types

gameFREAK indeed!

>Create a special rock type move
>Most of the pokemon that get it aren't rock types

>>28170123
>what are E4

>>28170063
>Shellfish Pokemon
>Isn't a Shellfish
>Looks like a turtle

GODDAMMIT

>>28170208
>named after a tortoise
THE ABSOLUTE MADMEN

>>28170236
>Tiny Turtle Pokemon
>Turtle Pokemon
>Shellfish Pokemon
ANARCHY

>Fish pokemon
>evolves into A DAMN OCTOPUS
I'M A SHOOTING STAR
ON MY WAY TO MARS

>>28170134
Not gym leaders

>>28170302
It's actually a gun evolving into a cannon

>>28170637
>Gun pokemon
>evolves into a cannon pokemon
HONKA HONKA

>>28169561
Which still doesn't justify the ground typing after it has evolved past larva stage

>>28170208
>>Isn't a Shellfish
Yes it is. It simply doesn't look much like one

>HINT AT THE BATTLE FRONTIER
>IT NEVER COMES OUT
TWISTED
FUCKING
PSYCOPATH

>>28169581
TWISTED FIRESTARTER

>Focus Energy
>A move that increases your critical hit rate
>It was coded to actually half your crit rate instead

MADDENING

>>28169936
Reminder that there are people right now, who think Pokemon VGC is a competitive game.

>introduce new type
>retcon old Pokémons types to it because hurrdurr it was only recently discovered

DAMAGED

>Fire has more resistances than poison and rock
BURN BABY BURN!

>>28169462
>Moon legendary
>Weak to dark

>Make a slow bulky grass/fighting starter
>The same generation that fairies and bravist bird are introduced
GIVE HIM THE CHAIR

>>28169462
>make a Pokemon so overtly racist that everyone will talk about it upon release
>name it after jinx
LOCK ME UP

>>28169462
This isn't funny. Fuck off back to /tv/ with your forced memes.

>>28171454
It doesn't need to be funny, it just needs to be Pokémon

>>28169462
Flygon is an antlion nymph

>create sun themed pokemon
>WEAK TO FIRE
>create moon themed pokemon
>WEAK TO DARK

CALL
THE
POLICE

>pokemon damaged by 20 health
>use a hyper potion
SOMEBODY STOP ME

>>28170905
it lives in the desert, is that good enough for you?

>Pokemon evolves into a fusion of three pokemon
>WEIGHS 10 TIMES AS MUCH!
ABSOLUTE MADMEN!

>>28170913
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>>28170236
>>28170208
>>28170118
>>28170063
Its japanese category was "Shell" pokemon. Shellfish was likely a translation error that never got retconned.

>>28171935
Still, Blastoise is my favorite and Shell Smash would make him a top tier OU threat with his mega, fuck GameFREAK

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>>28171935
>River crab pokemon
>LIVES IN SALT WATER!
They can't keep getting away with this!

GAMES GONNA FREAK

Ha Ha

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>Big Boss Pokemon
>DOESN'T HAVE AN EYEPATCH!
NANI!?

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>add vs seeker and gym rematches
>remove them in future games

>travel to gen 1's region in gen 2
>never do this again ever
Some men just want to watch the world burn.

>>28169462

>Make it so you need all 3 regi's to fight regigigas
>Also make it so you need regigigas to encounter the 3 regi's

I'M UNSTOPPABLE

>Take a bunch of Pokemon that have existed for more than 20 years
>Give them a completely new typing that decreases certain attacks that used to damage them normally!
Everything burns!

>Giving out legerdaries early in the game

I'M NOT GOING TO KILL YA'

>lets you trade for a haunter
>has an everstone to fuck over people who live in nowhere land and don't have nintendo WFC

>Pick a starter Pokemon
>YOUR RIVAL PICKS A COUNTER STARTER!
And I thought my jokes were bad.

>>28169462
>Create useless heart-shaped Pokemon
>Two generations later, make a bigger heart-shaped Pokemon of the exact same type with better stats
>THEY'RE NOT RELATED
Mom's gonna FREAK

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>design a bug
>make it pure grass type
THERE'S NO TELLING WHAT I AM GONNA DO

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>when stuff flies its immune to Ground obviously
>make Flying type immune by default
>nothing else
>eventually make passive abilities
>Levitate is one of them
>many, many Pokemon that clearly levitate do not get Levitate, Flying type or anything to compensate for it

>event exclusive pokemon and forms

>>28170050
I wonder what a hard mode version would be like where you have to pay every time you use a center to heal. I feel like it would be an interesting challenge

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>>28169483
>fish pokemon
>evolves into an octopus

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>>28169672
This. Still mad about this.

>>28169561
>name is literally dragonfly rearranged

>>28172292
Hard version is the american version?

>>28172400
>>28172292
Double down and make it so that if you can't afford the bill, you owe a debt to the healthcare service and all battle earnings are garnished to pay back what you owe.

>>28170050
Retard alert.

>>28172318
>>name is literally dragonfly rearranged
>Dragonfly
>Dra Flygon
>Rad Flygon

>>28172581
You know it was a mixup of the Bagon line right?
>Bagon = baby dragon
>Shelgon = shell dragon
>Flygon = flying dragon

Salmence was a mixup.

>>28172318
Maybe it's "flying polygon".

>>28172759
>dra-gonfly
The only mixup was the syllables

meanwhile, Salamence is a Salamander that minces, or is menacing... not entirely sure on the origin but youre a retard that forgot Salamanders are a mythical lizard, too.

>>28172909
Salamanders are real dude.

https://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salamander

Salmence is a portmanteau of salamander and menace.

>>28172909
Salamanders aren't mythical. And Bagon's whole shtick is that it dreams on one day flying, which happens when it evolves into Flygon.

>>28172318
>implying names mean shit
>implying eelectross is an eel
>implying beedrill is a bee
>implying kricketune is a cricket
>etc.

>>28173143
It evolves into Salamence, not Flygon

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>Release Pokemon X and Y
>Release intermediary remakes
>Don't release Z, skip straight to new gen

YOU EITHER DIE A HERO OR LIVE LONG ENOUGH TO SEE YOURSELF BECOME THE VILLAIN

>>28172318
yanma?

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>makes an Hoenn remake
>does not include the only thing that made hoenn good

DAMAGED

>>28174594
but there were plenty of trumpets???

>>28174654
This is the type of shit that would get your Game Boy smashed in real life.

>>28169462
Vibrava isn't a dragonfly, though.

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>gen 1
>3 dragons
>gen 2
>1 dragon

They've been acting full retard literally since the beginning

>>28170050
> ¥=$

>>28174654
>hey I'll trade you my haunter for your haunter so we can complete our dex!
>oh hey anon, this haunter didn't evolve for some reason...
>lol i made him hold an everstone nrd
>git fukd, im out BYE

Fuck you too npc.

>>28170134
>what are Gym leaders

>>28170050

More like $3 lemonade

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>>28174902
>Gen 2
>1 dragon
>It's actually just a seahorse

ABSOLUTE MADMEN

>>28175163
To be fair, Japanese folktales and mythology consider seahorses to be baby dragons. So it's a natural progression

>give out free premier ball for buying 10 pokeballs
>doesn't work for other, more expensive balls
>only get 1 if you buy 20 at a time

CARD CARRYING PHYCHOPATH

>>28172303
Pokemon sage did it , a jellyfish evolves into a whale

>>28175357

Get your fanfiction out of here faggot

>get a master ball
>use it to catch a fearow
YOU CAN'T STOP ME

>>28175341
In ORAS they fixed that. Now buying ten of any ball nets you a Premier

>>28170997
>Sun legendary
>Weak to Fire

TAKE ME AWAY

>make standing models for gliding pokemon
>use them exclusively for a gimmicky petting zoo feature
DAMAGED

>>28170789
Actual huffle puffed

>Elite 4 member has a "fire" based team
>Only has 2 fire Pokemon
>One of them is a starter
Certified maniac

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>>28175163
>makes an antlion pokemon
>it's a dragon
>makes a cloud bird
>it's a dragon
>makes a landshark
>it's a dragon
>makes a SLUG POKEMON
>it's a dragon
>makes a FUCKING TREE
>IT'S A FUCKING DRAGON

>>28176893
>make a turtle
>Fire / Dragon
>make a flying lizard
>Fire / Flying

NECKBEARDS' GONNA FREAK!

>>28169462
>Say Mew can learn any move
>can't learn Crabhammer

LOCK THEM AWAY AND THROW AWAY THE DOOR

>finally gives trainer customization
>can't take off the hat

I T N E V E R E N D S

>>28169462
This is wrong. They decided to make a second "dragonfly", and since the first one was bug/flying, they played off the dragon bit.

>Include an island that has a Daycare center, IV checker, and can be traversed by holding down a single button for mindless breeding
>Put sandpits in the way that serve no purpose other than to slow down the egg hatching process
BREEDERS' GONNA FREAK

>>28169462
>make difficulty settings
>have to beat the game to unlock easy/hard mode

TOO TOUGH FOR HELL

>put in npc that says "pokemon must wish they could enter other pokeballs!"
>no reason why they cant
>still dont allow it

I AM THE ABYSS

>Ban slurs and swear word nicknames
>Makes it impossible to trade pokemon that need to be traded to evolve
CALL THE POLICE!

>Make the fire starter part fighting for two gens in a row
>Do it again and this time make it look really shit at the same time.
>Next gen make the fire starter psychic to throw people off your scent.
>Make it fire/fighting again the generation after

DAMAGED.

>create two games and then a better third version

MADNESS AND PRIDE

>make a cool evolution like steelix
>only 30 speed

DAD'S GONNA FREAK

>bug/poison
>clearly has wings
>doesn't have levitate

JUST LOCK ME UP

>>28169462
What the hell are you saying? Yanma is Bug/Flying.

>>28178304
>make a patch/expansion pack
>give it a new title, call it a third version
>sell at full price

UNSTOPABLE

>>28169462
>create Entei
>give it more attack than special attack
>doesn't learn jack shit
>gives birth to volcanoes
>doesn't learn earthquake
>until gen VI the only physical fire move it had was fire fang
SOMEONE LOCK THEM UP

>flying type
>can't learn fly
WHAT WILL GRANDMA SAY!?

>>28178405
It had Flare Blitz since gen 4.

>introduce three dragons that were once part of one being
>never give an option to fuse all three

CAN NO ONE HEAR ME CRY

>>28170789
Fuck lost

>>28178462
>shitty recoil move
>only learns it if you have the Entei from the 13th movie
Fuck off

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>>28169462
>create best pokemon in the game
>make it weak to it's own type

>>28178535
>Never gives an option to fuse Zekrom and Reshiram together
IM JUST GONNA HURT YA REALLY REALLY BAD

>>28178668
Still learns it.
Sorry, maybe you'll try harder in your next post.

>>28178353
vibrava

>>28178754
still a shitty move.

>>28178792
If you think Fire Fang is less shitty then Flare Blitz, you really shouldn't be giving out your opinion.

No offense.

>>28178750
BW3 are gonna happen one day, along wiht half-life 3 and Haruhi season 3

>>28178810
>being this butthurt after getting told
Never said it is good, in fact I was saying it didn't got even a single good physical fire move.
They both suck.

>>28178857
>after getting told
Show me where this happened.

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>>28178845
>Half-life 3
I agree, but I'm more interested in getting a portal 3 one day.

Fuck Gamefreak man. Messing up all the way from the beginning baka.

>>28178730
>has a will of steel
>therefore, it's a Steel type
Can't make this shit up.

>>28178913
Didn't Portal 2 tie up loose ends in the story?
Half life two (episode two)'s ending is the biggest fucking cliffhanger I've ever experienced. I don't remember that with Portal 2.

>adds cool new useful item
>Takes it out next game for memory's sake
Yeah, I squeeze three at your cherry M3

>>28170789
Lost at honka honka

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>design a new pokemon for gen 2
>its a weak,single stage shitmon with a good movepool
>make 40 more
MY MADNESS REACHES BEYOND HUMAN COMPREHENSION

>>28178730
That awful fucking thing is most certainly not the best Pokemon in the game.

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>>28178730
>create best pokemon in the game

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>Mew
>can't learn Crabhammer
SOMEBODY LOCK ME AND THROW THE KEY AWAY!

>>28169462
its actually based on a sanddragon (hence the typing), a bug that gets often confused for Dragonflys

>makes lore
>breaks lore
I SURE HOPE THOSE NIGGAS DON'T, BECAUSE I MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO

>introduce new leveling curve that makes it longer to level up
>add a bunch of pokemon that evolve at higher than normal levels in the same gen

ONE

NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

>>28177255
Why did they have to do that

>>28170997
More like
>moon legendary
>not fairy type
the dark type has never been associated with the moon

>>28169672
removing something and not implementing something are two different things, anon.