>So those Egg-like things that are found at the Pokemon Day

The pokémon doesn't evolve from a single cell (the egg itself) into a fullly formed being inside the egg.

>>28144735

Pokemon eggs aren't like traditional eggs. They're probably more like bundles of energy that form into Pokemon. Pokemon likely don't even lay the eggs themselves, at least not through standard reproductive means. I like the idea that eggs actually really do just appear when no one is looking and two compatible Pokemon have spent time together.

>>28144735
It's an all ages game that appeals, mostly, to children. The dev team realized this and stayed clear of any implications of things related to sex.

>>28145423
how are humans in the pokemon world born?

>>28144735
They aren't a yolk being fertilized, they come fully formed in the egg, when pokemon is conceived. The egg shell itself is to protect the pokemon from harm while their mind develops.
>maybe atleast
>i think its easier to think of them as regular eggs and be done with it

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what if Pokémon don't hatch from eggs, they evolve from them?

>>28145487
When a male and female loves each other very much...
They can't breed because they have inferior IVs.

>>28144735
Never went to Sex Ed.

>>28144735
Maybe they try to explain why Snorlax can breed Muchlax whit Full Incens and another Snorlax without object

>>28145487
human cradles

>>28144735
the adults don't want to explain sex to a child. it's that simple

>>28144735
They don't want to actually explain this crap to the kids playing the games, and are just talking metaphorically in the loosest sense of things.

Don't take what they say so literally.

>>28145522
What in the pokémon world do hatch from eggs?

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Double the edge

>>28145654
Togepi

>>28144735
>pokemon is born
>parents procceed to encase the baby alive inside an orb
>baby spends the beginning of it's life terrified inside a sealed container

>>28145706
This is why they are so accustomed to pokéballs.

>>28145511
what if you don't reply to this with ''lol'' your mom will die in her sleep tonight

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>>28145750

>>28145511
What a cancerous post.
>lel what if *insert stupid unfunny statement attempting to be ironically stupid but failin here*? *insert anime reaction image here*
Kill yourself.

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>>28145770

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>>28145750

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>>28145770

>>28144735

It tell you in HGSS.

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>>28145750

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>>28145487
Kisses

>>28146192

Sex.

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>>28144735

>>28145750
lol

>>28145750
That's okay Your mother will die in her sleep unless this post gets exactly three replies.

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>>28146551

>>28145750
lol

>>28146551
AHHHHHHHH

>>28146551
You aren't okay.

>>28146551
And this is the killing blow

Good work everyone

>>28145750
lol

>>28145750
lol

>>28146551
lol ur mum is kill

>>28145750
Nice to know the tread was derailed by one of these faggots

>>28146853
FRANKIE SINATRA

>>28146938
His mom is dead now. It's okay.

>>28145405
This guy gets it.

>>28144735
just as pokemon faint instead of dying, they materialize egg "cradles" instead of mating and laying eggs. it's GF, don't have to explain shit.

>>28145405
> I like the idea that eggs actually really do just appear when no one is looking and two compatible Pokemon have spent time together

Wot

>>28147092
When a mommy and daddy love each other very much...

>>28146962
FRANKIE MY BOY

>>28145698
Steel sharpens steel.

>>28145750
lol

>>28146551
but why

>>28145750
Rofl

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>>28147130
MY BOY

>>28144735
That he came from a hyper religious family where sex is bad and that was the story he was told. In other words; total bullshit. What's next? Pelipper?

>>28145750
lol

>>28145750
lol