ITT: Retarded shit you believed as a kid

That the Shedinja that magically appeared in my party was relevant to the plot's progression

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I thought Fearow was Ho-oh for a long time.

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>Be young me
>Friends just found out about R/S/E When they saw commercial
>Tell me everything
>They buy the games and play the shit out of it
>Friends thought that the trees near that one mans house were movable with a level 100 fighting type
>They also thought that if you caught Rayquaza kyogre and groudon ou would ttthen be able to travel to Kanto and johto
>I buy the games believing it
>Grind a machoke constantly for I don't know how long
>I then found the trees and attempt to use strength on the trees
>Nothing happens
>feelsbadman.jpg
>I then buy a bunch of pokeballs hoping too catch all 3 main legendaries
>Eventually catch them and finally beat the game
>None of it is true

I never trusted my friends

for a bit i thought farfetch'd became doduo

search a male jynx

>>28107654
Meme so hard normies wanna post me

I was convinced for a while that absol was a legendary

If you had 5 Unown that spelt E N T A I in your party a Lv. 1 Entai appeared in the 6th slot.

>>28109134
same here man

>>28109134
>not making a team that spells "hentai"

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>>28107654
>Ash wining the Pokemon league
I barely had cable at the time.

>>28107925
>playing R/S
>acquaintance tells me that Lv. 100 Kecleon receive a new ability that allows you to walk through walls
>says you can enter the locked door in Mossdeep with it among other things
>believe him
>grind Kecleon endlessly
>finally Lv. 100
>nothing happens
He moved way like a year later. Fuck you Zachary.

>>28109264
>winning*
Fuck

>>28109134
Well no wonder it never worked for you, you spelled Entei's name incorrectly.