Literally perfection.
Share your gardies.
>Not shiny
Shit taste
>>28105179
>>28105362
>Belly button
MUH DI--
>Pierced
Mega gardevoir's stats are sex but regular gardevoir's animations are so much better.
>>28105285
Same with phoxfags
>>28105179
Fuck off. I'm tired of having 600 billion threads about you're """"""""""waifu"""""""""", and bumping off threads that actually deserve attention. Now please, fuck off, and never come back to this website. This and summer ending will make this site 100 times better.
>>28105883
>summer
>ending
Go train a gardevoir, faggot
>>28105883
>you're
THINK ABOUT THE PHOXFAGS
>>28105883
How about you learn to hide and ignore threads using the filter instead of trying to ruin the fun of innocent people
>>28105295
This one is an exception to pic related.
>>28106249
>waifufags
>innocent
>>28105179
>pokemon will never be real
>you will never whore your gardevoir out to multiple anons while you watch
>exhausted, she will never collapse on the bed, a frothy mixture of cum and gardevoir pussy juice seeping from her orifices
>you will never lick her clean while you jerk off
;_; why live, gardebros
>>28106309
You expect gardfans to just stay quiet while you try to destroy the one thing that they hold dear to their hearts?
The shit posters getting their anuses ravaged is well deserved.
Who are they to tell people what to like and when to post pokemon on /vp/.
And as we've seen from the past most of them are just jealous phox, bunny, mawile, and goth fugs who are jealous of the popularity (for all the right reasons) of gardevoir.
The rest are just 12 year olds who belong on /b/.
>>28106552
I'm actually a gardefag,i just did it to make people to understand what happens to garde threads
Would she love me if she was real? Sigh...I'm so lonely. u.u
gallade is better
I bump because screw all shitposters too stupid to ignore threads they dont like
Pick
pls no bully this is my best
>>28108812
/thread
Damn, 4chan in general is really fucking slow recently, or maybe I'm just not going to the popular threads
Sometimes I like to fap to Gardevoir and listen to Linkin Park. It makes me feel like it's 2006 again...
I think there's no mon I have more fanart of than Gardevoir. Not that I like it so much, it's just so popular it gets posted everywhere.
Slight edit to the original. The original had a butter face
>>28111107
Bit more lewd armor version
>>28108688
all
gardevoir isn't not a pokemon
>>28112039
Sorry, wut? Listen, anon, atleast try to make sense. Gardevoir is a pokemon.
>>28112039
>isn't not
I got a three day ban last week for posting "furry or nsfw" images when all I posted was a non lewd pic of a Gardevoir. The anti-gard fags are exponentially worse then they try to make Gard fags out to be. There can be half a dozen "best girl", "thick", "best hips", "phox Friday" or "gayest poke" threads and no one bats an eye, but start a Gardevoir thread and insert Joker's line here. Coke on, guys. Gard is life. Gard is love. If you don't like Gardevoir, then maybe, just maybe, keep scrolling and dont click on the thread?
>logic
Commencing small Gard related dump.
>select all billboards
Gardevoir wishes she had more boob
Just a reminder that all titdevoirs stuff.
Now for some more active Gards
Spoopy Gard
Am I the only one posting?
Maybe I should post more lewds
>>28112899
Yes, because I'm too busy watching anime.
>>28112919
Anime is for fags
Oh
Wait
Shit
Theres is your portion of gardebooty
Cutedevoir is cute
>>28108688
3-1 seems perfect.
>>28105179
>share your gardies
Okay
>>28112987
S A U C E PLZ
You gardefags are fucking pathetic and so easily triggered. How's your cucklord Blueman these days? Still a little pussy and hiding in discord because people always post the picture of his precious Sylvia fucking a random dude?
>>28113191
But I need original pic for science ;_;
Plz help me out anon I will repay you
>>28113171
Sylvia? You mean this one?
>>28106260
>probably is a trap
>downside
>>28113171
who the hell cares about blueman.
Gardefags likes gardevoir becaise she is a perfect companion
>>28108688
1,2,3
can't stand when they add a nose
>>28113209
http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=2801613
>>28113209
I do t have a real sauce, sorry. I simply Google's "Gardevoir ass"
>>28113241
You care enough to reply, gardefag.
But by all means keep posting. The screen cap of your autism will be great for the next cringe thread.
>>28113374
>the fact that you replied means I right bahaha
>keep posting content relative to the thread bahaha
>I'm gonna screen shot this and post it in a cringe thread bahaha
Not even the anon you replied to, but k.
>>28105179
10/10 Would fug
I'm almost out of pics I can post without getting banned
>>28113400
And yet you still reply...
Gardefags trigger easier than tumblrinas.
>>28113543
>someone replied to me so therefore they're triggered!
Nah. Just got tired of posting images without typing anything, so I figured I'd make fun of you. How's your weekend going?
Error: You must wait 1 second before posting an I age reply.
Damn.
>>28113171
I see another person triggered, my friend.
Here, enjoy this (You)
>>28105883
(You)
>>28113374
>cringe threads
>actually cringeworthy
I'm not a gardefag, but the cringe threads are no longer have anything cringeworthy.
>>28112690
>an tall gardevoir will never cuddle you
>>28113543
wew
>>28114106
>>28114701
As much as i love this artist, his art consists of sameface and samebody
>>28114959
So he's Boris 2.0?
>>28113228
Gardevoir is pretty scary if you think about it, It could send us all to hell
>>28114988
Don't know who this boris is, but he sounds uninteresting
>>28114989
>can see the future, can create pocket black holes and has its own heart exposed
The artstyle makes it cute but if you saw one in reality you would run like hell.
>>28113580
You think you're making fun of someone?
You banter is shit. Like your waifu.
Just saw a thread where someone was whining about janitors not modding properly, specifically Gardevoir threads. I don't get it, really. If you don't like a specific thread.. don't click on it? I dunno. Have more Gardevoir related material.
>>28115443
Didn't your thread just get deleted? Back to cry some more? Man, you're persistent, if nothing else. Like a turd that won't flush.
>>28115477
That guy prefers shitpost trolls to related content. >>>/qa/646719
How salty some people are...
>itt a bunch of Gardevoir fans and one butthurt shitposter
So pretty much every Gard thread ever
>>28115536
He's probably just a homo, can't help it.
>>28115638
But Gardevoir is 50% chance to be male too, so he can be a Gardfag fag too.
>>28115443
>>28113543
>>28113374
>>28105883
Gtfo helioliskfag, no one here want to make waifu from MASCULINE pokemon
>>28111107
>>28111114
the anatomy is all fucked up. good colors don't equal good art if the anatomy is shit. Great armor though, but work on using a skeleton base, it will help a whole lot.
>tfw no toned, yoga pants gardemom
I like Gardevoir.
>>28117450
I don't have that many images, but I'll post what I have.
>>28115520
listen I don't give a shit about gardevoir threads I'm just mad that my posts are being deleted when I'm not breaking any rules while porn threads take forever to get deleted. I wasn't saying anything bad about gardevoir threads, I only mentioned it because there was one post breaking the rules in here to give an example of rule-breaking posts that are less punished than people just having fun.
>>28117532
>>28117570
basically I'm saying have fun with gardevoir I don't mind at all, but I want to be able to have fun too. gardevoir is cool and pretty and I can see why you like her. I've masturbated to gardevoir doujins a fair number of times and I'd suck her massive, juicy cock anytime personally. I just want to be able to shitpost freely like you guys.
Posting my favourite picture of all time.
>>28117828
get your fucking hand off my wife
Titdevoir is best
>>28117828
>gallade
>being worthy of even in the same presence of top tier waifu
>even while mega
shigy digy my niggy
>>28118139
Yes and no, it depends
Just normal, moderately breasted Gard. Nothing too boobed.
Is it time for my dose of autism already?
The only people I find less intelligent than the tails poster are people who have fallen for his troll.
He waits til people post titdevoir to post tails comic, so people start associating titdevoir with tailsposting.
It's total Tumblr level blame shifting and anyone who has fsllen for it is an idiot.
Also, more titdevoir
flatdevoir a cuter
>>28119913
Is it me? Or does garde's chest get a tad bigger when she mega evolves in pokken?
>>28119906
Is there a gardevoir version of pic related? I want someone so we can properly laugh at blueman's cuckery
>>28120349
*someone to post it
>>28117450
I don't. I'm not a faggot like the rest of you losers.
>Someone has the entire tails comic saved just to post if he sees something he doesn't like
>takes the time to post the same thing over and over again to try to derail threads he doesn't like
>but we're the autistic ones
>>28105179
What's so appealing to everyone here about such a meh design? I mean, we don't have daily Gliscor, Gengar, Venusaur, Feraligatr, ect threads.
You can't say, 'it's muh waifu XDDD.'
>>28121231
Why don't YOU guys have daily threads for the pokemon you like?
>>28121280
I love Feraligatr and Heracross, but I'm not going to create daily threads about them.
>>28105362
>>28105394
no piercing
Is it normal to use Gardevoir for 90-95% of ORAS and jam her ass full of Leppa berries?
>>28121344
Once you get the mega stone, pretty much
>>28121280
You know what? I like that the other guy spams your thread with (literal) shit comics.
It's funny how you get upset when your thread is spammed, but you're oblivious and don't care about how you're annoying so many other people on this board by making the same thread every day.
And the funny part is that you call *him* the autistic one, when you're the one who has the most serious symptoms.
>>28121231
I don't necessarily like Gard for the fugs of it, although I will admit if ever given the chance, I would give it the fugs.
Even before I discovered furry or anthro prevent r34 shit in general, when I was playing RSE for the first time on my GPAsp, I remember thinking the whole Ralts line was just a cute. I always had a thing for not ever using any pokes that I personally consider uggos. Which is usually the big, strong, kaiju type ones like Rhydon, Tyranitar, Aggron, most legendaries, etc..
By Platinum, my team has almost always consisted of Gardevoir, Lucario, Lopunny, Scizor, Ninetails, Flygon, Banette, Absol and Zoroark.
Then I get on sites like this and learn that most if not all of my teams ever are waifu bait fap material. Damn.
As far as Gardevoir goes specifically, something about the idea of having a Gard in my party just feels right. Like, I could imagine being out and having one with me and it just being normal. Like, stopping by ye old ice cream parlor and having to order two cones because Gardevoir sitting there and giving me the sad eyes. Fugs or no fugs. Gardevoir is just a cute.
But also fugs.
>>28121419
>it's funny how you get upset when your thread is spammed
Kek
>>28121474
>doesn't like kaiju mon
>specifically states aggron
>>28121525
I know. I'm sorry.when I caught my first Aron, I loved it. Those big blue eyes, his big ol' noggin.. then it evolved into Lairon, and I was like eh, OK.. then when it evolved again I got super sad and boxed it.
Am I the only person that just likes Gardevoir for its design and concept as a guardian, graceful fencer/en garde style Pokemon as opposed to just "oh wow, I wanna fuck it!"?
Uh, I'm not the same anon?
>>28121649
So what you're saying is that you only like cutemons? Well, to each his own.
I personally love Aggron. It's in my top 5.
>>28121719
Those aren't mutually exclusive you doughnut. Plenty of us are both.
>>28121719
Sure, but the thing of it is is how it's job as a protector and being in connection with its trainer's emotions and its humanoid, feminine design kinda makes people have funny feelings
>>28121811
Pretty much.
>>28121828
I'm aware, but I mean just exclusively what I meant. Like I don't care about fucking Gardevoir or anything, I just think it has a neat design. Always feels bad for everyone assuming you wanna fuck it just because you like it.
>>28121875
I mean I understand why people do, but it still feels like just liking it for the reasons I stated are in the minority.
Everytime I feel like trolling one of these threads I enter and remember you don't need help being terrible.
I want to keep one around the house to help me clean
>and to fug
>>28122037
I came in here to laugh at your audacity in posting that with a lopunny pic
>>28113096
Funny how you can get nostalgic for a Pokemon that ain't even collectible yet.
>>28122069
Right?
I requested this some years ago in a drawthread
I forgot why, and exactly when, or even the state of mind I was in.
All I know is I wanted Gardevoir in a chef hat spinning a pikachu like a pizza.
Its still fucking hilarious
>>28122495
>r63 valkyrie mojo jojo singing while a pikachu hot air balloon crashes to its demise
>>28122556
This guy's a great artist most of the time, but holy fucking shit on a stick, just by reading his comics you can fucking tell, this kid has ADD out the ass
>>28122037
Can you and all the other children fuck off already?
You're like 5 year olds that get jealous when mommy and daddy pay attention to the other child just because its naturally more popular and better looking.
The people spamming gardevoir threads and making fun of the fanbase for no reason are the real cancer of this site and need to be purged.
Cringe thread?
>>28122738
>falling for obvious bait this fucking hard
>>28122773
Its beyond bait at this point, every gardevoir thread there is there are peple trying to derail it and shitting on the fanbase for no reason.
I bet if people ask you why you hate us so much you would say because of an aagron thread that happened a long time ago or say its more than one person when proof shows that its one butthurt spammer. This is very naive
The Gardevoir fan base is not bad and is unfair to judge one group based on the actions of few. That asshole was angered by some aagron thread that was messed up by people he thinks were Gardefans. Then he says that /vp/ made a poll for worst fan base and Gardevoir won. That be not true. It´s not like people will just pick on the fanbase that get the most attention.
Everyone were insulting each other in that thread, not just Gardefans. Honestly what has this fanbase done beside invading the aggron thread and that Gothtitelle thread? In all and entire honesty, the haters are far, far worse than the actual fans. Sorry if this burst your bubble or shit but it´s true. Those people just endlessly shit on the people trying to discuss a species of Pokemon on a Pokemon board, then proceed to embarass the fanbase by making troll threads, which is known as "False Flagging". Yes, I just said that. Does this triggers anyone here? Any?
I would´t be surprised that you didn´t notice that the Garde fanbase doesn´t do anything "Cancerous" when people have common sense and doesn´t shit on the threads. Don´t be cancerous and we won´t be cancerous in return or else it will make the entire board lost it´s shit over the combined shitposting of Garde supporters & Garde haters. Call me butthurt or anything but I said everything that must have been said
Gardevoir is stronk
>>28123082
>In all and entire honesty, the haters are far, far worse than the actual fans.
This so fucking much.
At least situation has improved since a couple of months before, when we practically couldn't have Gardevoir threads.
Bumping with most common Gardevoir image
Sadly the people making and posting in these threads are more sad than pic related
Which one of you gardefags is this?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekppIHjAgBE&feature=youtu.be
>>28126540
>>28126567
YOU CALL THAT BAD?
STEP IT UP NIGGERFAGGOT
Good job keeping this thread alive, brothers.
>>28121474
>doesn't like Kaiju mons
Pokemon is practically based off of Godzilla and Ultraman. Leave any time, waifufag
>>28128890
Does anybody have the full collection of these pics?
>>28128924
no i just like gardevoir with glasses and a suit
>>28128713
I like Godzilla and Ultraman. I just dont want to keep them in my pocket.
Why no Ultraman Pokemon though? Humanoid shape, red and silver design, big yellow eyes. Signature move can be Signal Beam, crosses it hands in front of itself when it uses it. Hyaa.
>>28129474
delet that nigga u gon get banned
>>28129302
I guess Doexys kinda fills that role, sorta?
Still, don't tell me you've never wanted your own miniature Anguirus or Baragon
HIPS
>>28126540
what the fuck he looks like me
>>28129580
DELET
>>28129580
Looks like one of those white, suburban moms you see wearing yoga pants while jogging.
The ones with the wide hips cause they have, like, 5 kids and the short 'I wanna talk to the manager' bobbed hairdos
>>28105179
Why gardevoir will be one of the most valuable pokemon when pokemon will be real. Of course companionship reason is obvious reason so i dont talk about it.
1. Gard is good in battles. Gard has good sweeping and wallbreaking potential. Also superior aganist dragons.
2. Gard can be useful outside battles. Gardevoir can do chores. Especially when gardevoir can use psychic ability. And there is favored female gardevoir because women are naturally better multitaskers than men so gard will do multiple chores at once. Of course any psychic mon can use psychic stuff for chores but... well i think other psychic mons wont cooperate as much as naturally loyal gardevoir
80 base speed triggers me
>>28105373
>ifunny tag
gOd WHY ?? Actually why
>>28106260
>No chances of being a trap,
dropped
>>28131159
Doesn't require much boost to ignore.
>>28126540
>>28126567
>>28127330
So much Cringe !!
>all those synchro leaks
>only ever mention starters
>>28105179
I hate pokemon go because it is not Gardevoir, then I made this AR Game
>>28136446
Well shit, anon. Tell me more.
>>28129580
delete
Anyone else runs shadow sneak on their Gardevoir?
catching things off guard and fucking with focus shash and sturdy users is fun
Everyone here keeping a good and stable gardevoir thread is doing god's work. You are all based.
>>28140963
Bizzaro /vp/?
In that case you're right and i wish all you non furry swell chaps a long and healthy life.
>>28140996
Nah, this is normal /vp/ anon. No bizzaro action here. Also if you have an issue with furry, why are you on /vp/ at all anon?
>>28137534
I fork this proyect and add Gardevoir model
https://github.com/sh1r0/PokemonAR
>>28141338
Except this is the one board where we can post pokemon, gardevoir is a pokemon. It is obvious that you just come because you wish to label pokemon as furry. Sorry to say that your appraisal is incorrect.
>>28141338
That really only covers Titdevoir, which shockingly still has yet to be deleted.
>>28141858
Look at you back tracking and jumping through hoops.
First you say that /vp/ is furry central and now you want nothing to do with furfags once you learn its against the rules.
News flash: If you sexualize gardevoir yu might be a furry, especially if you slap a pair of tits on it.
We've been through this a milion times already, nows the part where you respond to me and say gardevoir has no fur so that makes you a perfectly normal human being.
But thats besides the point, so many people just want peace from this shit show spam you call gardevoir threads.
And every single time someone mentions it you all respond with the same holier than thou bullshit excuses on why you need a thread up 24/7 for some imaginary monster you wanna bone.
>>28142631
Not back tracking, just advising you that if you truely want to get your furry hate on, /vp/ is sorta the last place you sould probably be going too. With all the mlittle ponies and other furry like boards, I would think you would have too much time on your hands elsewhere. Which means you aren't here because you are fighting some holy war aginst furries. You are just here to be an annoying jerk.l and trying to tear down a peaceful assembly of gardevoir fans. Still, here because you enjoy trying to tear down people for enjoying a particular pokemon, how about also going after every other single pokemon fan thread on the board. I mean, if you are so blind by your hate, why stop here?
>>28142936
By this logic why did we ever get rid of slug fucker?
He was peaceful for the most part.
You think it had anything to do with his constant spam?
Nah, it couldn't be that.
By the way how many ralts eggs have you created so far?
>>28105394
But Pokemon hatch from eggs
>>28143133
To be fair, that was due to his holier-than-thou attitude and his Dobsonesqe stance on criticism.
Oh, I just got it.
>>28119418
Nah, you got enough at birth.
>>28106249
There is absolutely nothing innocent about Zoophilia and I legitimately don't understand who the pokemon fandom continues to try and justify it.
It's not some opinionated thing it's not "Leave us alone we're not hurting anyone"
There is a serious psychological danger here.
>>28143301
There's also potential law-related issues as well, what is 4chan going to do when TPCi learns about all the pokephilia that pops up here? Will 4chan have to adapt like Paheal did or will /vp/ just be swept under the rug?
>>28142978
What kind of company would a Gardevoir run?
>>28143301
fucking a dog is gross as hell but it can't be as bad for you as smoking or eating tons of cake so the psychological danger is overstated
>>28143342
What, you mean realistically? The Ralts line produces individuals that are telepathic, natural empaths, and capable of looking into the future, among a variety of other miscellaneous abilities brought on from being a powerful psychic conduit.
That opens up a variety of fields: fortune telling, stock trading, espionage, counseling, therapy - the list goes on really. The same thing kind of applies to a fair number of species if they're psychic and have any semblance of telepathy or precognition.
Which also means it would be illegal as fuck to be a gardevoir (or psychic type in general) that works in stock. It'd be completely unfair and could cause tremendous problems.
>>28143345
I'm talking about danger to the the animal.
The creature that, no matter how smart it is, can't be taught our values, and can't be taught to question, therefore cannot consent.
Anyone who'd fuck a gardevoir is not only deranged, they're also selfish and cruel.
>>28143731
we grow animals in factories and eat them
>putting tits on gardevoir makes it furry
I can't even. I just can't.
>>28143759
Eating them is for survival, fucking them is for pleasure. They're not remotely the same.
>>28143886
eating meat is a pleasure thing since you don't need to eat meat to live
>>28143822
Its just 1 autist who is trapped to be in these threads that he hates so much forever because of his mental illness.
Just pity him for he will continue his one man crusade for another 10 years and accomplished nothing.
>>28143886
Do you not have a tongue or something? Cause eating meat is not done for survival in most parts of the world.
>>28143950
>one guy
So you think only ONE GUY dislikes this fanbase?
How fucking delusional can you get?
Anyone defending this god awful fanbase is either new or part of the discord group that ran away when /vp/ got fed up
If you want examples of their past works just take a look at some of these threads
>http://archive.nyafuu.org/vp/thread/25101427
>http://archive.nyafuu.org/vp/thread/25121742
>http://archive.nyafuu.org/vp/thread/25023596
>http://archive.nyafuu.org/vp/thread/25036098
The people that somewhat like the pokemon are ashamed and want to be distinguished and seperated by the freaks who make these.
>>28143822
>The word furry (adj, f'eree), has several meanings, dependent on the context in which it is used. Predominantly, it means "consisting of or resembling fur".[1] It also pertains to an interest in anthropomorphic animals and/or mythological or imaginary creatures which possess human or superhuman capabilities.
Read that last sentence.
>>28143920
This is some serious vegan logic and it fails every time.
The only reason vegans live properly is because there was a period in their life where they ate meat.
This gardevoir defense proxy fuckery is bullshit
>>28144018
It is funny how flustered you get over a pokemon. You even bother to save random guro pics and named them.
>bunch of links to threads in January.
And you even spend months on end getting angry. To think in 5 years you will still get angry over the sight of a Gardevoir and will still be browsing /vp/ like a hawk. Do please link more previous threads, I bet you got every single one of them bookmarked and memorized.
Quiet she is busy cooking.
>>28144227
you can get all the required proteins without meat certainly and without animal products at all but it's a pain in the ass; B12 is the toughest one because it only has bacterial sources but you can prooobably pull it off with some fermented foods
and I protest, gardevoir defense proxy fuckery is hilarious
>>28143565
>Which also means it would be illegal as fuck to be a gardevoir (or psychic type in general) that works in stock. It'd be completely unfair and could cause tremendous problems.
You can bet many businesses will have them and do whatever it takes to circumvent the law.
IM NOT A FURRY IM NOT A FURRY IM NOT A FUCKING FURRY
>>28144607
your a furry
>>28144018
you can't reason with those sub-human degenerates f@m. You have to out-retard them. Fight fire with fire you know?
>>28144368
And its funny how you are so compelled to white knight for an image. You even bother to ignore the fact that its been proven time after time with Blue Man, Falco, and even that shy guy dude that this fanbase is just plain cancer.
Should i get more recent threads so you can just dismiss them and say you're all knowing?
Keep defending these autists, the last guy who took your position got blown the fuck out of the water by the same faggots he was standing up for when he said gardevoir with tits might be furry / anthro
>>28144227
Not the anon you were replying to, and definitely not a vegan, but I think in today's society, we est est as much, if not more, for pleasure then necessity.
Sure, a century or two ago, before we knew as much about nutrition as we do today, when people actually hunted and grew their own food, meat was a variable and practically mandatory part of people's diet, but there's a difference between eating rabbit/deer/hog mear that you hunted yourself and going to the grocery and buying steaks and ground meat and sausages for a weekend grill. We've taken what was once a necessity and turned it into a thing of pleasure.
Same with sex. Sure, as mammals, humans have to mate to reproduce, but we all know we don't just sex missionary style for the sake of reproduction. Hell, by that logic, would you say masturbation is wrong because it isn't "necessary"?
I'm not an advocate for furfaggotry or beastiality in general, but saying "we est them for survival" is a pretty weak argument. Thank God we don't live in a Pokemon world and this is all hypothetical gobbledygook, because people DO fuck animals irl, and I'm sure plenty of Gardevoir would wind up as dick receptacles if they really existed.
>>28144780
Its funny cause no matter what you do these threads will continue to exist.
What we need here is content, and it must be provided.
Even if it's something silly like...
I am the very model of Gardevoir threads
I've posts about the physical emotional and cynical
I know to ban the baiters and I use greentexts recordable
From
>titdevoir
To
>would you date
In order categorical
I'm very good at causing feels and getting guaranteed replies
I know the thread will never end but every night it kind of dies
About a life with Pokemon I'm teeming with a lot of news...
Hmm...
But out of every single one my Gardevoir's the one I choose!
So if you're feeling down about a matter of your life today
Just hug your Embrace Pokemon and have them wash the pain away
In short in matters physical emotional and cynical
I am the very model of Gardevoir threads
>>28144923
>you
There you go again.
But hey by all means continue, show the board why everyone hates you fags so much.
>>28143822
You see, normal animals don't have tits you idiot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0A5BHapCYnU
Are Gardevoir mammalian in nature? How does zoology work in the Pokemon world? Sure, they're supposed to all come from eggs, but other then that.. are the still categorized as bird, fish, reptile and mammal? And if so, where do Gardies fall?
>>28144983
Yea all one of you.
What is she saying?
>>28145078
GARDEVOIR IS AN ANIMAL
WHEN WILL YOU IDIOTS LEARN THIS
IT'S A MAMMAL LIKE HPYNO AND ALL THE OTHER HUMANOIDS
>>28145017
Gardevoir isn't an animal. She is a pokemon FFS.
Go back to fucking /b/ already, i'm getting tired of your trolling.
You are the most pathetic piece of shit on this planet. there are people enjoying themselves and discussing yet here you are by yourself trying to ruin innocent peoples fun.
KYS.
>>28145170
Calm down, ya dingleberry. It was just a question.
I feel slightly better about furring out over something that's a mammal like myself rather than a reptile or bird. Cloacae fuckers are just weird.
>>28145226
you see pokemon sure as hell don't have tits
>>28145164
"I hope those weirdos on /vp/ aren't obsessing over me again"
>>28145226
But anon, our resident autist then cannot spend every waking moment of his life trying to stop these threads in vein. He has so much more to live for.
>>28145296
wow this image is way too much combined cancer friendo. I'm going to have to tip the FBI
Eyes, mouths, walking ect are not diagnostic traits of animals, but are exclusive to animals
Every single pokemon would be regarded as an animal unless its something like honedge.
>>28145130
>>28145296
So when you start calling samefag on all the posts calling people out for over the line autism and they provide screen shots to prove otherwise are you gonna call shoope or will you move the goal post somewhere else?
>>28145170
Don't get an aneurysm dude, its just pokemon.
>>28145226
Except, the thing is, Pokemon don't have tits.
And at least I know I'll be better than you in one way. I don't have the desire to rape my favorite Pokemon.
>>28145296
>obsessing over a fictional animal
>calling me the autist
wew
>>28145381
>obsessing over people obsessing over a fictional animal
being unhappy all the time is not healthy for you.
>>28145445
>>28145445
>>28145445
new thread
>>28145381
You're the one who's solo trying to bring down a thread full of based gardebros and failing.
Yes you are the autist.
I can go through this thread and point out every single one of your posts because all you do is attack gardevoir and the fanbase.
>>28145477
Not to mention nearly every one of his posts are at least a minute apart and nearly all the images he posted are formatted similarly. Its so fun seeing him try so hard like his life depended on it.
>>28145477
>the fanbase
everytime
also please point out all of my posts desu
>>28145529
just a few of them
>>28145381
>>28145360
>>28145017
>>28144983
>>28144690
>>28144018
>>28145714
I'm not him, but I don't like you guys either.
>>28145714
Those last two aren't mine. Now I may dislike it, but I ain't gonna write a multi paragraph essay on why.
>>28121525
>>28121231
>>28121811
These would be me.
>>28145714
QUICK
Better move those goal posts!
>http://imgur.com/a/vMO0j
How do we summon the diaper shit spammer?
>>28145786
http://imgur.com/zT8h8VX
>>28145887
Why'd it take you 15 minutes to do that?
You can literally open up scripts and be done in a few seconds.
Btw are you one of those guys who sworse on their mothers graves it was ONE guy?
>New thread was deleted.
Good riddance.
>>28120349
If you want to laugh at Blue and his butt buddy Polyvoir, read the description of this art they requested.
http://rilexlenov.deviantart.com/art/Violet-and-sylvia-cuddling-631302792
Sex with non-human sapient creatures (Animals unless you're a pedantic fucktard who thinks 'monster' contradicts this title go read a book holy shit) is always rape, every time.
Wanting to rape things isn't ok you weirdoes
"Gardebros" are on par with pokemon anime fans
>>28149042
>not liking rape
Please leave this place
Stop right there, criminal scum!
I want a Gardevoir all of my own so I canuse her to battle against other trainers in intense contests of strength and skill, using her highly tuned psychic powers to crush my opponents on the battlefield
>>28150679
this
>>28144047
And read this, just because gardevoir is popular doesn't mean everyone will put breasts on her/him. Which means you are going to be attacking some here who aren't furry in nature. The others, they are unashamedly furry and could care less if you do attack, they are coexisting with the first group peacefully enough. You or your group, see not saying you are just one person, hate the fact that peaceful coexistence happens. In the final analysis, the cancer has always been you, or you and your group of hate filled trolls.
>>28150958
Hi blueman!
>>28150984
Not blueman, doesn't really matter though does it? It is your, or you and your group's only response to a well thought out response, an ad hominem attack. Mostly because it is easy, doesn't take too many troll brain cells right?
>>28150679
Agreed.
But Gardevoir is still a cute
Just got home from work. Amazed this thread is still a thing. Good job, Gardebros! But now it's time for bed. Good night, sweet thread. You were a thing, and you were amazing.
>>28151026
You're not blue but i know you're one of his chronies from the original discord group.
The smug attitude and filenames give it away.
You're also the same guy that thought /ggvp/ was a great idea and wrote up so many of the cringe posts people share about you gardefags.
You're really in no position to judge others here.
>>28105179
>Autism thread
>>28151026
>>28151956
Who gives a shit, just post more Gardevoir.
>>28152086
Agreed
>>28151956
Again with the ad hominem attack. You sure your not too late for school?
>>28152172
>ad hominem
Call it what you want but you know its true.
Here is some of you work.
My friend, I could care less who is here and who isn't. However this conversation is tiresome, like hitting one's head aginst a brick wall. An event I am sure by your grammar and your bad use of logic skills I am thinking you participate in several times a week. I end it with this, of everyone here, I believe you are the cancer. The sad thing is you won't even reconize it until it is too late. So, let's go though each of your fallacies. One, I disagree with you and thus I must be from the discord, of which you have no proof. The reason this is a fallacy is it is a direct ad hominem fallacy. Also known as attacking me, not my argument. It seems to be your favorite fallacy as you keep doing it, side note it is a favorite fallacy of trolls. Two, you incorrectly linked me to the spammer. During none of my posts have I put up pictures. Three, you incorrectly said I was white knighting. Yes, this was also an ad hominem attack, but it deserved a special spot since it is totally incorrect since not once have I defended gardevoir or anyone in the thread. Four, your spelling is off, sorry for picking at this point, but it is really bad.
That all said, if the guy from discord gets you this wound-up, I want there to be a gardevoir general every day so it can get on your nerves.
>image limit reached
>>28145456
D E L E T E D
Mods are fucking based. Thank you mods.
>>28152321
Not exactly, they still left this one up but i guess i can't blame them too much.
Every time all the threads are deleted at once the fags here go into a rampage and spam the catalog with 20 threads.
>>28115871
It's not 50%. Kirlias are 50-50, but then some males evolve to Gallades, so ratio is off.
>>28152257
Lol, that is funny. Still can't come up with a counter argument. Here, let's say for argument sake that I am this person. Does it make my previous argument any less valid?
>>28152500
What your arguement again?
That gardefucks should be allowed to have a million threads at once?
Yeah, everyone has already told you you're full of shit and a delusional faggot yet you cover your ears and go "LALALA MY WAIFU IS BEST"
Whats the point of trying to reason with shit heads like that?
>>28152500
>>28152531
Or are you arguing about the literal definition of the word "furry". I honestly forget with all the idiotic things you guys come up with.
If gardevoir was thrown into the ocean some of you would be arguing that water isn't wet.
>>28152561
At this point it probably should be.
Thread is almost at bump limit. It's only a matter of time before Gardefags have no thread and mods delete gardethreads and ban gardeposters without remorse. /vp/ has been made great again. Mods = gods.
>>28152531
>>28152561
Here you go, because like I said in the previous, thinking is a skill just too hard for your troll brain, isn't it? :^)
>>28150958
>>28152628
I'LL NEVER DIE, FOOLISH MORTAL.
>>28152638
Yeah, and still wanting to fuck the pokemon makes you a furry.
If you can't understand that then move the goal posts like you always do.
>>28152628
They'll make a new thread (or several) and the cycle will continue.
Fucks like >>28152638 actually think they are doing good by making these and if they stop their though process is that the "trolls and haters" have won.
>>28152678
Autism.
>tfw you will never be so incredibly autistic that you obsess over a cartoon character
Feels good man
>>28152683
Nope. Gardefag threads are dead. Mods delete all and ban all who post them going forward. You obviously haven't read the updated rules.
Even if you pokefuckers get one thread up it will be instantly derailed, reported, saged, and filled with Tailsbro. Gardeposting is dead. Forever.
Truly a great time to be on /vp/. This is the golden age.
>>28152717
How does it feel to be talking to yourself. Also, gardevoir threads will be back. There are no new rules. Have a good day.
>>28152717
The sad part is these threads could be part of that golden age, if only they weren't so full of autism on all sides of the discussion.
>>28152819
>he can't read the rules
>he thinks /vp/ is one person
>he thinks pokephilia is tollerated here
>he doesn't see that gardeposting is dead forever
>he doesn't see that Mods made/vp/ great again
>he doesn't see the wall that gardefags paid for
>>28152717
There cannot be a golden age without autism
>>28152819
>le samefag xD
>LALALA MY WAIFU BEST
>NO RULES TO STOP US FROM MAKING 20 THREADS
>I MUST GO AND MASTURBATE TO GARDEVORE
>>28152853
Anon, while I laugh at you, please post link to where they have exactly stated that there are to be no more gardevoir threads. Proof or BTFO.
>>28152853
>>28152872
>same style
>more than 1 minute apart
Keep pretending to be different people. The one with brains in here, gardefans, see through your charade.
>>28105295
Cutest girl in thread. Want to hold her hand and make her blush
The fanbase can't really be this stupid, right?
I'm still having a hard time believing it.
>>28152981
A few of them can, yes. Combine this with the average 4chan user whose life revolves around anonymous shitposting, let it ferment for a couple years, and you get the shitstorms these particular threads are today.
>>28153224
Bump this thread for discord