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What's your girlfriend's favorite mon?
What pokegirl could she cosplay as with little to no effort?
previous thread:
>>28082527
>/vp/
>girlfriend
>>28104914
Well that was quick.
>inb4 thread goes to shit again
>>28104880
Everyone will post some shitty, flat chest pokegirl with no ass. I'll stick to my girl, tyvm.
Haunter or Cloyster.
Roxanne without a doubt.
Dude with the submissive redhead that wants hueg tits, you here?
>>28104935
The thread itself is a shitpost and doesn't deserve to be bumped. Threads like these draw tumblrites to attention whore like moths to a flame, and OP knows it
Jigglypuff since it's one of the few she knows by name.
ORAS Delinquent.
I don't have one. I just feel bad now.
We just had this thread recently.
Is this really necessary? Can't one shitty thread just be one thread?
Shuppet
Hex Maniac, she loves lolita
Well currently she's playing AS, and uses Swampert like 80% of the time so I assume it's her favorite. She could cosplay as BW Elesa with more hips/butt and not as tall.
>>28104969
I'm reading about Andre the Giant on /co/ but yeah I'm around
>>28104954
You're seriously implying your ladyfriend is as thicc as lorelei?
>>28104880
Come on OP, it was fun one time but you can let it lie now.
>>28104880
fucking what? are you trying to make this a general thing? it's a simple question, there literally isn't enough to discuss
>>28104880
>Cubone
Posted in the last thread, (>>28084443) but update: I suggested her cosplaying as Iris if we were to go to comic con, and she's considering it. Especially interesting because so far she likes Dragon-types.
I'm infecting her with the Pokémon, /vp/. Huge success.
why are you taunting me with this thread again
>>28105529
Get cancer, topcuck
>>28104880
Bulbasaur
The one with the biggest tits
>>28104880
usually girls laugh at me because I like pokemon and call me childish
>Poochyena
>What Pokegirls are short with small breasts, hourglass figure, and massive beautiful ass?
>>28104880
We've had this thread three times or more in the last week, its time to stop. This isn't a fucking general.
Anon with the Chicken-chan cosplay gf here so don't use "no gf" as an excuse
>>28106206
All pokegirls are all twigs, tough luck
>>28106206
This >>28108261
So basically have her cosplay a gijinka Lopunny.
>>28104974
I mean, I agree with you that the thread is a shitpost and doesn't belong on this board, but the other thread didn't go downhill because of "attention whores or Tumblrites", it went downhill because someone got upset about the fact that Femanons were adding their own input, then people started arguing about relationships for no reason.
>>28106096
You're hanging around the wrong crowds, then. Pokemon is one of the most female-friendly massively popular video game franchises out there and I honestly know more women into it than men.
>sage because this needs to die and stay die.
>>28104880
girlfriends don't exist, you silly cunt.
>>28108719
>then people started arguing about relationships for no reason.
It stopped being an argument and turned into an actual discussion that was the end of the last thread's saving grace.
>>28108261
Some of the moms are thick
>>28105241
Post pics
Ex, but whatever. This but light skin, was half black. She didn't really care about Pokemon. Didn't dislike it, just was indifferent
>>28104880
>sylveon
>chicken-chan
>>28108261
>>28109100
>>28109115
>>28109136
>>28109150
>>28109187
>>28109207
And the thiccest girl in Pokemon
dont stop the thiccposting
My girlfriend is 5"3' with Widegren hips and a bit assistent and a-cup boots. What pokegirl would be a good fin?
>>28104880
my boyfriend can cosplay alain since he used to wear those faggy harem pants a couple of years ago
I can cosplay Ash because I am a gigantic loser. I should just kill myself.
>>28110164
>being a faggot
>current year
I agree with you. You should kill yourself.
>>28110173
i wish i were a man
>>28105624
>Calls anon a cuck for getting his gf into pokeymans
Truly this site doesn't know how to use that word
>>28110164
>>28104880
My girlfriend likes Machamp, and by girlfriend I mean boyfriend. He could pull it off he's tall and buff.
>>28110546
And by tall and buff I mean he's got four arms and huge beak like lips
>>28106206
Dawn
>>28104880
>What's your girlfriend's favorite mon?
Sentret
>What pokegirl could she cosplay as with little to no effort?
Korrina
>>28104880
>What's your girlfriend's favorite x
>on vp
>girlfriend
wew
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>>28105529
So she isn't even your gf?
>>28108719
"Femanon" is such a stupid, paradoxical term. If you're really that attached to your gender that you need to reject the very concept of anonymity to point out that you're a girl why even use an anonymous site? It's basically saying "I deserve my own special snowflake terminology to distinguish myself from everyone purely because of what's in my pants". "Anon" should be all encompassing. Don't use "femanon", it's dumb.
>>28112271
what did you expect from a tripcuck?
>>28108719
adding their own input =/= "lol im a girl btw ;)", retard.
>>28114275
>being fucking boring
Thats why you are here at Saturday, and not with Friends going and/or making out.
>>28114455
So is social signaling gonna be your only argument from here on out, or will you have anything actually resembling a point to make?
>>28114366
Don't even bother. People like them base the quality of a thread purely on of they get the (you)s they think they "deserve". If someone tells them to stop attention whoring, the hugbox is broken and suddenly the thread was an EPIC SHITSTORM DISASTER.
>>28112271
I have to woo her first, friendo.
>>28104880
her favourites are Quagsire, Slowpoke, Emboar and Delphox
Something like pic related with a tad shorter hair.
Sylveon
Jasmine
>>28110164
This thread specially says girlfriend, get the fuck out.
jigglypuff, and she was pikachu for halloween last year
GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKING NORMALFAGS
GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKING SLUTS AND WHORES
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FUCKING BOARD FUCKING NOW YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES
WWWAAEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET OOOOOUUUTTT NNOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW
>>28114275
I obviously said "Femanon" because I was -specifically- referring to the female Anons who posted last thread, you paste-eating knobhead.
>>28115146
Why don't you get the fuck off this board and talk to your girlfriend on facebook or whatever you piece of shit normalfag?
>>28115076
Haha?
>>28115076
>>28115194
Why are you so angry, bro?
>>28114549
How is simply and unobtrusively alluding to your gender in a thread where gender is a main focal point "attention whoring"? Calling direct attention to your gender in a thread where it isn't part of the topic would be attention whoring.
My gf once made me cosplay as Kagome from Inuyasha because I have long hair and she likes Inuyasha more.
>girlfriend
Good one, fag.
>>28115290
Fear not, m'lady, I, the brave white knight, is here to rescue thee from thy foul internet trollers!
>>28115373
You forgot to tip your fedora, I doubt the authenticity of your statements.
>>28115194
This is a good question though.
Without being as hostile, tell me why don't you just make some post or group or whatever over some actual social media? It would probably be much better suited for most of you unironically answering.
>>28115235
You are seriously autistic. I'm not sure who you think you're le epic trolling xD at this point, but everybody is just laughing at you for being autistic.
>>28115290
>simply and unobtrusively alluding to your gender
Hahah sure. Read >>28114366
>>28115146
Can you just not read?
>>28116651
t. angry virgin
>>28114549
don't even bother and let the board go to complete shit with people like the ones in this thread congregating? is that what you really want?
>>28115146
your posting style reeks of tumblr and you should really just leave this site forever. and the context of the term doesn't matter, he was berating the term itself. reading comprehension is important.
>>28115235
barneyfag-tier autistic dedication and obsession. borderline spam, too. do you have a mental disability irl?
>>28115290
haha lol im a gamer grrrrrrrrl! pay attention to me! my and BOYFRIEND, which i have because i am a GIRL, really just looks like an average guy. give me lots of replies tho!!
what are you talking about im being an annoying faggot? i'm just unobtrusively mentioning my gender. what are you a fucking sexist shitlord?
>>28116755
>So is social signaling gonna be your only argument from here on out, or will you have anything actually resembling a point to make?
>>28116922
No, don't even bother because these people can't be argued against. You just got to deny them the attention they so desperately want. Continue the discussion while silently hiding the tumblresque posts. They will eventually fuck off.
>>28116971
yeah that's not how it works. if you ignore shitposters and tumblr imports they will just keep posting. they'll think that they're welcome here, and eventually they will be as /vp/ descends into being tumblr lite. this is what happened to /co/, and to /v/ but with reddit. getting into arguments with them every thread is autistic, but the whole "triggered" thing is not just a meme- they will eventually get triggered enough and retreat back to their circlejerks. when you can't really like or vote on posts this is the only way to quality control, and to prevent boards from deteriorating.
>>28116755
That matters, why?
>>28117151
By giving them attention you are just as bad as them, you know. They want to derail threads, and by confronting them you help them do that. They thrive on low-effort meme replies (just look at the >>28115235 autismo) and getting (you)s. Just let this shitty attention whore filled thread die.
>>28116755
Welcome to 4chan enjoy your stay faggot.
>/r9k/ invades a thread not intended for them and then play the victims
Lovely
>>28109037
Do you want me to storytime an american comicbook on the pokemon board?
She likes Eevee and Stufful, and could easily be Nurse Joy, Lyra, Whitney, or Lorelei.
>>28107946
Ah nice anon. What does your girl think of you asking to cosplay a waifu? Trying to brooch the subject with mine.
>>28117643
>a /co/mblr user complains about muh spooky scary /r9k/ evil neckbeard misogynerd boogeyman
Like clockwork
You are a fucking joke if you think anytime a group of people doesn't adhere to your circlejerk the thread is under an "invasion"
You're the type of sperg to call anybody that disagrees with you a troll, too, I bet
>>28117643
>implying i use reddit the board
good to know you use tumblr the board though
>>28117367
>by telling an idiot to fuck off YOU become the idiot
nice logic m8
>>28117643
>>28117717
Also
>thread not intended for them
This thread isn't intended for females either, or at least not straight ones. And yet here they are. And when did some random tumblrite become the authority on who gets to be in a thread? Or is it determined based on if you get to successfully establish a hugbox or not?
>>28117755
Just as bad as SJWs, in terms of shitting up threads / literally SJWs
>>28117643
>normalfags invade a site not intended for them and then play the victim
lovely
>>28117659
I don't how girls or anyone for that matter could find Stufful cute, that thing's fucking creepy
>>28117837
how is telling a tumblrina to fuck off in any way shitting up the board as much as all the tumblr tier posts here? sounds like you want a hugbox.
>>28104914
>projecting your insecures on others
Don't worry you'll find a girlfriend
>>28117643
Not the comicbook, post pics of your tittymonster girlfriend
>her favorite Pokemon
"Magneton, followed closely by Bellossom", straight from the horse's mouth
>pokegirl she could cosplay as with little to no effort
Well, she did a low-budget Korra cosplay a couple years back and it was still pretty good because of the natural physical similarities, so I guess anyone with long brown hair and olive-ish skin would work well. Could definitely pull off a darker Hilda but I think Erika would be the best fit.
I actually dont think I've ever seen her wear a hairband so this could be uncharted territory.you guys get one and one only. not posting anything else
>gf was home educated and pretty much kept away from popular culture
>has never played pokemon
>has never seen an episode of the anime
>has never experienced the joy of TCG
>thought pokemon was the name "the little yellow thing"
>>28118121
>didn't I already tell you I'm with chad?
>I like you anon but I only date guys 6'5" or taller
>but anon you just aren't my type
>I like you better as a friend anon ;)
>what? you don't have a car? it's over anon!
>sorry anon not now, I'm going to the mall with chad, btw I borrowed your credit card ;)
>>28118093
What train of logic beings you to that, or anything other than "the attention whores want attention, so don't give it to them"?
>>28118123
He doesn't actually have one.
>>28118123
Here is my gf. Where I live is legal to date HS chicks.
It's almost like dating real pokegirls.
My GF loves Archen, I'm bout to try and breed her a shiny one.
>>28118527
i'm sure whoever that is would be very mad at some nu male pretending he's her girlfriend
>>28118274
the train of logic that dictates that if someone is being a faggot you tell them to stop being such a faggot?
Her favorite is Furret followed by Arcanine.
I dunno, she could probably pull off a decent Jasmine?
>>28118527
>He's a pathetic beta
>He takes his attractive friend's Facebook pic and goes on Persian philosophy forums and claims she's his submissive gf
>He makes up stories about how she gives him blowjpbs to wake him up
I can smell the loneliness from here
>>28118668
Whatever. Just let this shitty thread die.
>>28117717
>>28117755
>>28117837
>>28118079
>getting this triggered over Andre the Giant
Keep furiously reporting the thread, I'm sure that will get you guys laid.
>>28118123
She's not a tittymonster, she wants to be a tittymonster and fuck no I'm not posting pictures of my girlfriend on 4chan, specially not when there are angry virgins on the loose.
That's how you end up getting doxxed.
>>28118527
http://www.cecytcampeche.edu.mx/
Time to dox.
>>28119568
>doxx
>xx
the rest of your post is automatically irrelevant, leave. you are not from here obviously, so go back to tumblr or Twitter or whatever.
>>28118123
See? The girl feeding yogurt to a dog is probably next
>>28119606
>>28119568
>I-I used the word "triggered", so I'm not an sjw! I-I'm just like you guys!
Why do tumblr faggots co opt anti-tumblr fat terminology so often? It's cringe inducing to read.
>I'm sure that will get you guys laid.
>>So is social signaling gonna be your only argument from here on out, or will you have anything actually resembling a point to make?
>no I'm not posting pictures of my girlfriend on 4chan
It's okay pal, we all know you don't have one. It's honestly more autistic pretending you do.
>>28104880
Agumon
May
>>28118083
Eh, it's more the flail factor combined with the cuteness. She likes lil feisty thingsand she's a brat in our kink plays
virgin bump
Skitty and my bæ would make a thicc as fuck May.
>>28104880
Eevee, and I'd say May or Skyla. She has the boobs for Skyla.
>>28118226
DELETE THIS
Whimsicott or Noivern, probably be a good Caitlin.
One of them could easily cosplay Flannery and her favourite Pokemon are Jolteon, Gengar and Steelix. The other could cosplay Elisa, Cynthia or a blonde version of Clair and loves Roserade and Kingdra.
>>28118226
>>28122818
Those aren't things you've ever actually heard, are they, anons?
>>28123647
I-I...
Her favorites are Alakazam, Totodile, and Tyranitar.
When we first started dating she would have made a perfect Skyla, although she's pale
My wife loves Sandshrew and Marowak, and she'd make a bomb-ass Hilda.
>>28126465
Just stop. Your dedication to bumping this obviously dead thread that has no room for discussion anymore is astoundingly autistic. Let it archive faggot.
>>28117688
Saging because this needs to die, but in response to your question just ask.
Show her a picture of the girl you have in mind and say "Hey, this character looks like you! We should get you and outfit and see how it looks on you sometime!" Its not a big deal or anything.