What's your girlfriend's favorite mon? What pokegirl

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>>28082527
>Girlfriend

I like Sableye and Goomy, boyfriend likes Mew and Snorlax.

I could maybe pull off like, a Lass. Maybe.
BF would be a great Hiker.

>girlfriend
That's fucking sexist you moron.

I have a boyfriend and his favorite is Flareon.

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>>28082527
>girlfriend

binacle it reminds her of herself

Pika

I honestly dont know. She does a good Korra though if that gives you an idea.

Her favorite is Ninetales. She could easily cosplay as Lorelei.

>>28082527
Gardevoir.
Hex Maniac, possibly. She isn't unkempt, but I guess that's the closest match.

>>28082541
The no girlfriend meme is even worse than the "no girls on 4chan" meme and is only pushed by newfags who think people still do this

>replying to a frogposter

>>28082741
Oh I forgot to clear out the name field apparently

Anyways, to answer OP, she could make a pretty good Ace Trainer

florges

None since there aren't really any black pokegirls

>>28082818
Mmm, could she pull off a Lenora? That's... About it, I guess. Not counting protags.

>>28082818
Lenora, Iris, Gen 6 and 7 protags, and several NPCs in Unova, Kalos and Alola. And Hoenn since Gen 6 gave many of the NPCs tans.

>>28082818
Shauna is kinda black

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My gf's favorites are Eevee and newly, Stufful.

She could definitely pull off a Nurse Joy, Lyra, or a Whitney

>>28082556
Which Lass and Hiker?

>>28082527
her favorite pokemon: snorlax and dedenne
cosplay without literally doing nothing but wre the clothings: May

is my life complete vp?

Vaporeon

What pokegirl is 4'9, blonde with enormously gigantic tits and literally no ass?

>>28082527
Drifloon
Cynthia

>>28082527
No gf, so the girl I like rn: she really likes Dratini and Deino after I showed them to her. She also thinks Joltik is pretty cute. Also likes Swirlix, Cinccino and Minccino. Pretty good taste so far if I do say so.

>>28084201
HGSS Lass, BW Hiker

>>28084360
RSE Beauties? I think they're blonde.

Clefable, she could pull off a decent May

I'm the gril. My favorite is Garchomp. His is Feraligatr.

>>28084971
Oh and he said Cynthia if she had a big bootay

Creselia is her favorite and she's a mix of Candela and HGSS Lass.

>>28082741
That's because you don't understand the no girls on 4chan meme

>>28085078
Since I'm also her gf I'll answer too.
Favorite: Luxray
Could Cosplay: Before my recent hair cut I looked exactly like the new Alola Lass.

>>28082527
>/vp/
>girlfriend
Pick one.
>>28082741
>meme
>truth
Pick both.

they said their favorite mon is shroomish

I think xe could cosplay either morty or Whitney flawlessly... They would b smoking

>>28082527
Goomy or Goodra
Korrina

Mine:
Mismagius
Somewhere between Plumeria and Ashley.

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>>28082527
Mantyke

I don't know... she is blonde and tall, maybe pic related?

>>28085342
Holy shit, I forgot about Cynthia. I like that option better.

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Glaceon, Greninja, Haunter and Sentret.

>>28085231
Wtf is she human?!

>xe

What does that fucking me

>>28082741
>putting saged in the name field
>getting triggered because 4chan isn't full of sjws who bow down to the female gender and take the "w-womyn use the Internet too!" meme
Fuck off back to >>>/t/umblr stupid newfag

>>28085442
You're being baited, anon.

Toss up between Absol and shiny Luxray, but I have a ton of favourites.

Probably Elesa. Hilda is nice but she's over-cosplayed by comparison.

>>28082527

>Favourite mon
Eevee
>Who could she cosplay
Shauntal is actually a pretty good fit since she dyes her hair a lot anyway and has a great rack.

>>28085532
t. guy
Faggots that larp as another gender are really sad tbqh

>>28084360
Literally?

>>28085132
>Before my recent hair cut I looked exactly like the new Alola Lass.
Ahaha no you didn't you fat dyke

the lack of (you)s for autistic manchildren pretending to be women itt is beautiful
You've really done it /vp/. You've ignored the attention whores, for once.

>>28085641
>>28085669
>>28085756
Why are you so angry, bro?

>>28085803
Because he has no girlfriend to post about.

>>28085803
Yeah I'm literally seething in rage

>>28085824
t. kissless virgin
Maybe you make some time in your schedule to go outside and be a beta orbiter for some 6/10s though. I wouldn't know.

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>>28082527
>girlfriend
>/vp/
>implying most of /vp/ is into humans anyway

>>28085982
This tbqhwyrn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhKGtgcZghc

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>>28082527
My ex's favorite was Eevee and/or Vulpix, she couldn't quite separate the two. this has happened AGAIN with other girls I bought her Black 2 so we could play together but she got stuck a disturbing amount and eventually gave up. Fuck BW2.

If she'd commit to the hair she could have done a hell of a Gardenia cosplay but good luck getting her to play DPPt

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>>28085669
>>28085952

Pumpkaboo

Hexmaniac

>>28082527
Gengar.

I think she wouldn't be able to cosplay any of the pokegirls with "little to no effort".

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Her favourite is the Fennekin line, maybe Sylveon.

She's going to dress up as Chicken- Chan for me, she's got the look, hair and build for it.

Darkrai. She could probably be a Mexican Hilda with no problem.

>>28086142
>meme arguments
>muh (you)s
Typical of a tumblr import, trying so desperately to fit in

>>28085952
You don't have to be that mad about not having a girlfriend.

Onix

What could a thick white brunette cosplay as?

>>28086305
>projecting this hard
I know, anon. Sometimes your complete lack of an ability to talk the female gender is so stressful that you need to take it out on anonymous users on a Russian goat herding imageboard. I'm sorry you've never held a girl's hand as well.

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I don't have one, anon.
I've never had one.

>>28086351
Sounds like something someone with no girlfriend would say.

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Well my boyfriend's favorite mon is alakazam. idk who he could cosplay as though. I mean do we have any slightly tan pokeboys who wear glasses?

>>28086381
Cheren on holiday?

>>28086418
but Cheren ditches his glasses in black/white 2

>>28086367
Have a good night mr. virgin

>>28086381
Tell me, slightly tan guy with glasses, is it cathartic and relieving of your sexual frustration to pretend to be your imaginary girlfriend posting on 4chan? Does it help you get through the day without creepily staring at girls imagining what dating them would be?

>>28086537
>>28086477
Why are you so angry, bro?

>>28086460
So BW cheren then. On holiday.

>>28086537
Anon, why do you feel the need to try and convince others that people on /vp/ are frauds? To you get some weird sense of accomplishment by 'revealing' someone as a liar? Becuase if you want to feel like you've accomplished something you could always go outside and do something with your life instead of baselessly accusing people of lying over the internet.

>>28086537
The effort you put into these replies would be better spent getting yourself a girlfriend.

Espeon.

And idk, none that I can think of. Unless we are in one of those threads were every pokegirl magically becomes THICC.

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>>28082527
>What's your girlfriend's favorite mon?
What girlfriend?

>>28085231
>they
>xe

Look, I know your girlfriend is your hand, but you need to be honest about it because not everybody knows that.

I think her fav might be sylveon. She thinks Corsola, tympole, and spheal are really cute tho. I got onto her about using them in her deck without evos even until she told me she was using them cause they're cute and she like led them and I started to remember what Pokemon is truly about. Man I fucking love this girl.

As far as cosplay, I don't know. Are there any darker Asian chicks in gen vi?

>>28082527
I could prob do a good Serena, my bf could do Lucas or the XY male protag (can't bother with his name). He doesn't play Pokemon but I think he liked Darkrai

For the people asking about darker-skinned characters:

Female
>Iris
>Lenora
>Shelly
>Dahlia
>Gen VI Furisode Girl

Male
>Marlon
>Gen V Dancer
>Gen V Hoopster
>Marshall
>Brock
>Gen V Psychic M
>Archie
>Grant

>>28086627
Honestly it's best not to actually engage him, just casually mess with him.

>>28085532
Shit I forgot Sabrina, both of her outfits are garbage though.

>>28086974
I honestly don't know how to do anything like a casual.

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>>28082527
My husbando is an Espeon, so he'd probably be able to pull off cosplaying as one pretty easily.
>tfw no real qt 3.14 trap Espeon BF

>>28082527
missingno
>because she doesnt exist

My ex liked vulpix i think.

She could easily pull off a snorlax.

bumping for more robot butthurt

I think my girlfriend's favorite Pokemon is Jigglypuff. She could cosplay Elesa with the absolute minimum amount of effort.

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>>28082527
>What pokegirl could she cosplay as with little to no effort?

>>28082527
Ivysaur, I guess Hilda is the closest match

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>>28082527
>girlfriend

>>28088695
>admitting to dating a landwhale

>>28082527
First ex
>Favorite Mon: Wigglytuff
>Could cosplay as: Jasmine or Hilda

Second ex
>Favorite Mon: Snorlax
>Could cosplay as: Sabrina

Current gf
>404

>>28082818
Jynx

>>28087826
>that gif
k-kawaii

>>28088865
Cuz pussy's only pussy and I get it when I need it.

My girlfriend has really patrician taste. Her all time favorite is Scolipede but she also likes Girafarig and Serperior.

Some other ones I know she likes are: Froslass, Kirlia, and Drapion.

>>28088865
She wasn't when i met her

>>28088865
the way I see it, Landwhale or not, he has a girlfriend.

She loves Rapidash (any horse related Pokemon really, she owns a horse)

She could cosplay Maylene, she'd just need to dye her hair/get a wig.

>>28082527
My gf is pretty basic and will pretty much love anything pink and cutesy, so it's no wonder her favorite pokémon is Shiny Vaporeon.
I don't think I could imagine her as any pokégirl, but she has expressed her interest in cosplaying Plumeria, so maybe that. RN she is preparing a Chandelure Gijinka for a Pokkén Tournament cosplay group.

>i'm the girl
TITS OR GET THE FUCK OUT

normies

>>28082527
I have no girlfriend.
However the lolimind I hunted for the last few years (which broke up our friendship just recently) loves Lapras and Sylveon.
Obviously she would perfectly cosplay a schoolgirl.

I think she hasn't the best taste, but it's tolerable.

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Sewaddle, I drew this for her.
Fav Pokegirl is Zinnia.
She dumped me like 7 months ago, this thread reminded me I'm still not over her.
I hope she's doing okay.

>>28086593
>>28086654
Nit the other guy, retard

>>28086627
>>28086974
>j-just let me be a shitposting faggot in peace!
Nah. It's funny to watch you get so defensive though

>>28088771
Do you think they're actually getting mad when they REEEEE and post angry pepes or whatever? That's just a meme. It's the autists like you obsessively screeching about how mad everyone else must be that are probably more butthurt.

>>28090192
>I hope she's doing okay.
shes being nailed by Chad as we speak

Her fav is Charmander.

Probably Hex Maniac, now that I think of it.

>>28090192
>fav Pokegirl is Zinnia
Sounds like you had a lucky escape

>>28090080
Anon most of the people itt found out about 4chan through a tumblr board, the most appropriate for the subject being /cgl/. They don't know shit about not being valid attention whores.

>>28090735
*vapid

>>28089902
This is stupid fucking logic
Anybody could get a girlfriend if they stooped down low enough, dating a flesh planet isn't something to be proud of

>>28089902
>>28090833
>the way I see it, dick or not, he has a girlfriend.

Her favorite is Flygon

She could pull off a decent Fennel or Hilda if she had the clothes but she never played Gen 5 so she probably wouldn't care to. We're planning on doing a gijinka thing as espeon and umbreon though.

>>28090867
>the way I see it, 2D or 3D l, he has a girlfriend

>>28090906
>Implying 2D isn't superior

She's a fucking normie who doesn't like Pokémon, but she does think Piplup is cute.

I'm thinking SM protag if she was thicker

>>28090977
>dating normalfags
>not only giving that boipussy to qt webs that play Pokemon competitively

>>28090989
We're actually married, have been for almost 3 years. I got her to start playing casual games and I'm hoping I can convince her to give Pokémon a try.

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She likes the Eeveelutions. She can't make her mind up on which.

I guess Serena if she was a bit chubbier, had bigger tits and arse?

I like Shedinja/Volcorana. I could probably get away with either X/Y or S/M male protag with blonde hair.

>>28090903
That sounds cute anon, I like it.

>>28091012
Consider the average attractiveness of a 4chan user. Now consider the average attractiveness of their supposed significant other. It sounds more like something that's gonna end up in a cringe thread in a month.

My favorite Pokemon are Volcarona, Galvantula, Salamence, and Nidoking. Cutesy shit is fun, but I like my mons to pull their weight on my team.

As for cosplay... If Pheobe was white as fuck and was only a 6/10, that'd be me.

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>>28091036
I didn't consider that. Fuck.

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My waifu favourite pokemon is Onix.

>>28091068
>dat see through dress
UNPH

Milotic

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>>28091137
you like lolis in see-trough dresses, anon?

>>28082562
Are you me? My boyfriend loves flareon too.

>>28082562
kys

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>>28082527
She loves all the regional butterflies, specially smettbo.
She's 21 with blue eyes, big-ass glasses and she dresses like a nun; other than that she's identical to Shauna.

>>28091264
I like lolis, sun dresses are nice too

>>28084231
Yes.
Kys

Seeing all these anons with GFs
Probably gonna jump of a cliff tomorrow

>>28085132
Didn't know the Alola lass was 300 lbs

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She likes Gulpin, mostly because she thinks the face it makes normally is adorable (she got a kick out of Alola exeggutor's tail)

I swear to god if she only dyes her hair blue, she could pull off Evelyn. Except for slightly larger tits, she's on point on everything.
Even right down to the nervousness and stuttering

>>28084159
>having a girlfriend
>posting on /vp/
only one of these statements is true

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>>28082527
>Pikachu
she's not a fan of the games and only knows about the franchise because of the anime, I've tried to get her into the games but she's not interested, she's not even playing Go

>>28085138
i know a girl who browses /b/ and /pol/
she's only 16 though

>>28091583
GIRLFRIENDS are for LOSERS who can't find a WAIFU

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>>28082741
Newfag, this is what it means

>>28091621
Do you bully her over her stuttering?

>>28082741
you dont belong here normalfag scum go back to facebook and getting blowjobs

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Her favorite was her first. Chikorita. She named it leafhead.

>>28091823
Not really, she generally only stutters when meeting new people the first time

>>28085231
>They

Look at this faggot

>HURRR PAY ATTENTION TO ME: the thread
Why do females always do this? This thread is explicitly for guys with girlfriends, stupid bitches can make their own attention whore thread. It's funny calming they're really guys pretending to be girls and watching them get triggered and sperg out when they're denied their right to free attention because of their gender.

>>28085231
hows your non gender binary tumblrkin?

>>28091954
>>28091832
>>28091603
>>28091531
Why are you so angry, bro?

>>28092027
because you dont fucking belong here go fuck your girlfriend faggot

>>28082527
Joltik/Galvantula and Jolteon.

Bianca, Serena, or Viola.

>>28092027
>everybody that disagrees with me is one person
>being this much of a paranoid wreck
I am only one of he people you quoted but you sure got me xD!

>>28092139
>>28092159
Why do tumblrites always think that everybody that doesn't agree with them is the same person? It's funny to watch them autisticaly break down, like anyone who owns against their "muh proud wymyn" circlejerk is one single, amorphous boogeyman.

>>28092243
why are you still here dont you have a successful career to be heading off to?

>>28092243
>implying
>>>/t/umblr

seriously, people accusing others for samefagging has nothing to do with it.

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>>28092139
Those of us with girlfriends need something to do in between bouts of sex, and /vp/ is something.

Stay mad

>>28082541
Of course a frog poster wouldn't have a girlfriend

Vaporeon is her favorite and she could do a pretty solid Caitlin from BW

>>28092372
>gf is only for fug
bros b4 hoes
stay shallow

>>28092428
Nah bro, I'll stay deeply satisfied and happy in love

>>28092318
Believe it or not, some people have a life outside of defending females online. When I get back, though, I'll be sure to enjoy your delusional ramblings as you slowly get more triggered. Makes for a good read.

>>28092516
yes yes you are trying to trigger me by calling me everything you assume i think you are. you are a normie. you take selfies, engage in recreational sex with someone you love, and enjoy going out in the real world with friends.

why are you here?

I think she used to like Bellossom. And could do well as Lenora.

Shit, I miss her so much ;-;

>>28092557
because thats where the cool kids go. /vp/ is one of the more casual boards on 4chan, so normalfags can feel edgy without actually chalanging sociaty.

>>28082527
My ex likes Spinda a lot.She could probably cosplay a Hex maniac.

My wife's favorite mon is Froslass. She could pull off Erika without much difficulty.

>>28092557
Not him, but I fit the same description except the selfies.

I'm here because I like pokemon.

>>28092635
and the only place to talk about pokemon is 4chan?
>>>reddit
>>>tumbler
>>>facebook
>>>gaiaonline
etc, you know, sites for normalfags,
and you come here of all places? why?

>>28092557
>>28092603
>>28092814
Why are you so angry, bro?

>>28092829
Why do you think im angry, lad?

>>28092814
I enjoy it here. Do I need a better reason?

>>28092853
Nobody enjoys it here. People only post here because they aren't wanted elsewhere.

>>28092814
Because it works for me and the forums and irc channels I used to frequent are all but dead.

>>28092853
you enjoy spending time among social reculses, than its time you think over your life choices.
its time to stop being a normalfag.
gf is a social construct for losers; if you really want the fuck, go to hookers. its cheaper.

>>28082527
Vulpix. She was excited to see Alola Vulpix happen.

>>28092905
You must be lonely. Please don't hurt yourself, there are people who can help.

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>>28092879
>>28092905

Topu keko

I like that it's anonymous here. I like that I can drop out of browsing for months at a time and come back and it's still business as usual. I like pokegrill threads. I like who is your pokebro threads. I like leak season and all the speculation that comes with it.

I don't care about the social status, girlfriend or lack thereof, and popularity of other people who post here, because it doesn't matter. I'll never meet any of you and even if we did we'd never know it.

I m here because I like it, and I'll stay until I stop liking it.

>>28092905
This is one of the most normalfag boards around, who are you fooling

>>28093005
I'm here even though I don't like it :(

>>28092890
>>28093005
if you can see 4chan is more fun than all those places why can't you see gf is a waste of time and money?

>>28093001
>gf is the only friendship in existance
bros b4 hoes

>>28093071
wow, so many (you)s! but yeah, /vp/ is casual-tier board. almost like /v/.

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>>28082527
Vulpix is by far her favorite and she can pull off a pretty good Bonnie if I do say so myself :^)

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>>28082527

Mimikyu and Hex Maniac. The resemblance is actually uncanny and she has, in fact, consplayed as Hex Maniac before.

And I've fucked her while she was in the cosplay, too.

>>28093099
I've got plenty of time and money.

I really hope you're memeing here though.

>>28093102
If i was a sheldon, i would bite her ass too.

She doesn't know any pokemon. But she likes Pocket Morty's. So i've been trying to get her to play a pokemon game too. She tried GO when it first came out, but it never worked on her phone.

And uhhh I guess a pokegirl with really short hair and large boobs? Does that exist? She's a DD on a good day (no swelling from birth control or period), even bigger on a bad. She's skinny though.

>>28093102
Brandon? Is that you?

>>28093102
So you're an actual pedo?

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My wife likes:

Eevee
Arcanine
Charizard
Any Eeveelution
Mew
Noibat

There's a dozen more but that's just off the top of my head.

>>28093099
>why can't you see gf is a waste of time and money?
A good girlfriend is well worth the time&money investment

>>28093099
We're both penny pinchers and I like spending time with her, so I wouldn't consider it a waste. We mostly just bum around together.

>>28093071
I knew normies were furry fuck degenerates

>>28092829
That's so annoying man. Quit.
My gf only played white, her fav is gigalith. She could do the new alola protag, I think. She also liked escavalier and rapidash/zebstrika. Good taste in my book.

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>>28082527
Literally the only young female I know is my little sister, I probably will never have a gf
She cosplayed chicken chan.

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>>28093191
Maybe ;^]

She doesn't play, but she likes Eevee and Clefairy.

She just got her hair cut short, so she could do Shauntai now. Before that I think she could've done Karen pretty easily.

>>28093154
3d is overated. you need to go deeper into the net and see the wonders that 2d has to offer inn terms of sexual satisfaction.

let me help you there.
https://www.lewdgamer.com/2015/02/10/two-hardest-things-my-dick-and-this-fucking-game/

https://www.comdotgame.com/adult
https://www.undertow.club/forums/adult-games.45/
http://www.dlsite.com/ecchi-eng/

>>28093236
ANY real friend is like that. but a gf who is only good for the fucking (rest of the time he prefered being here) isn't.

>>28093249
wow, another (you)! well she seems more like a female friend than girlfriend.

My gf looks like dawn so she could just put on dawn clothes.

>>28093271
The only difference between a normie and r9k is hiding power levels

>>28093324
Date your little sister, anon :3

>>28093354
she has a bf

>>28093340
Anon, a good gf is just a best friend that is also a cute girl you have great sex with.

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>>28093373
MAXIMUM KEK. So you're the first onii-chan to get Cucked?

>>28093432
out of what

>>28093373
Comfort her and hug her when he leaves her or you change her mind. Don't be a cucked nii-nii

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>>28093102
Anonymous, i have some question to ask you

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>>28093190
Actually she could pull off Phoebe pretty well.
She's olive but tans really easily. About the same length of hair, might need to grow out the sides to get that same look.

Boobs are too big, but whatever. Can't hurt.

My wife wasn't ever into Pokemon like we are. But I did get her to play Pokemon Go for a little hoping it would make her want to play the main games with me. It didn't, and she just thinks that Psyduck is cute and of course Pikachu. She has dark hair, small, but with a big attitude. So maybe Anime Misty but with black hair instead of red. Ironic she would be like Misty and like a water type because she can't swim.

>>28092372
you sound like someone who doesn't have a girlfriend Tbh

there's more to a relationship than fug

>>28093460
ok

>>28093340
>ANY real friend is like that
You can have friends and a girlfriend, you don't have to choose
>but a gf who is only good for the fucking
That's not a girlfriend, that's a booty-call.
Those are good too, but I think a girlfriend is better.

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>Chingling
>Prolly Shauntel

>>28085952
>>28086477
>unironically using virgin as an insult
Have fun being unpure degenerates and also cucks (yes all sex is technically cuckery)

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>>28093099
>why can't you see gf is a waste of time and money?

The correct type of relationship is one where the man is wearing the pants and the woman willingly hands over control. If she's not giving you her paycheck to add to your pooled revenue and you aren't handling the finances with perfect efficiency to maximize your shared longevity and enjoyment, there's something wrong.

You have to train your pet with a firm yet gentle, loving hand, you see.

>>28093077
Truly the worst fate of all.

>>28093540
>gf are booty calls
>friends are friends regardless of sex
my point exactly.

>>28093569
>paycheck
What paycheck? she stays in the kitchen!

Dragonair.
She just dyed her hair red, and she's a healthy thicc body type. Any ideas folks?

>>28093535
Hug her right now and tell her you love her and come back with results

>>28093525
>there's more to a relationship than fug
Of course there is, but do you really think kissless virgin robot frogs shyboys or whatever the fuck they call themselves these days knows or is even able to phatom that fact?

They honestly believe a gf is a complicated masturbation method, we're trying to speak to them at their level.

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>>28082527
She likes Bulbasaur, Manectric, Ludicolo, but hasn't played gens 4-6
She could do hilda because long brunette hair

>>28093107
>spoiler
That does things to my dick

>>28093569
What you said was literally autism personified

[Spoiler]But that gif is adorable as fuck so I'll let pass. [/Spoiler]

>>28093525
Of course there is. But sometimes you just gotta poke the hornets nest.

>>28093606
>I love you
>love you too

My girlfriend said her favorite is Slowpoke. And I don't know if she could be any character because she's Asian

>>28093569
You're single, aren't you

>>28093599
>>gf are booty calls
>>friends are friends regardless of sex
You're twisting my words, bro.

>>28093642
now date her like a good nii-nii

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Slowpoke, Quagsire, Emboar and Delphox

Pic related, but with shorter hair.

>>28093703
no girls are gross

>>28093717
They're gross only when they're not a little or older sister, anon :3

>>28093690
thats because you can't see the actual truth in your own words
yes, a person which you keep around only for intimate relation isn't really a friend but it IS whats called 'girlfriend'. you don't go around calling your male friends 'boyfriends' do you?

>>28082527
Wife likes Milotic, not really sure who she could cosplay as easily though. May, maybe. Someone with short hair no doubt.

>>28093728
cooties

>>28093735
>>28093599
Is anon misunderstanding other anon or something?

Girlfriends/Boyfriends are not just for fug, don't forget that, anons. Love and care for your partner don't just find a super cute girl and marry her because she's hot and you want to fug her.

>>28093770
You're immune to your own relative's cooties, anon. Which is why sisters are the best.

>>28093690
Don't try debate with /r9k/

>>28093625
>>28093658
To be fair to the little guy, there is a dude on this board that has a relationship like that on this board.
She's super fucking codependent and he hates it.
Little guy probably saw his posts and now looks up to him.

>>28093781
love and care for all your friends anon. people you just hang out with to have fun aren't your friends more than us on 4chan are.

>>28093802
>i always lose to them :(
perhaps because you are wrong anon?

>>28093781
You're right, but they're not going to listen to you.

Why do we even have these threads? We know what's going to happen. Everyone on this site feels this requirement to be a total jackass whenever gender, race, women, or whatever is brought up so why bother? Also yes I have a tumblr, no I didn't have it before I started going on 4chan in middle school like the rest of you, and no I'm not "going back".

>>28082527
She likes Misdreavus.

She already cosplayed as Sabrina and Crys.

>>28093799
but what if her bf's man cooties are there

>>28093824
Yeah, I remember that anon. Glad he seemed to at least realize the situation for what it was at least

>>28093830
Bragging rights mostly

>>28093735
You're really gonna derail the discussion into semantics and nomenclature, bro?

>>28093802
I can't help it, I see a part of myself in them and I want to help them. Every "normie" could have ended up like them if they had made 2-3 important choices differently. But sometimes they're far too gone, the sour grapes and the echochamber having done permanent damage. Like this dude>>28093826

>>28094014
>You're really gonna derail the discussion into semantics and nomenclature, bro?
no, im tired. im going back to play gore ryona games.

>>28094059
Life will always welcome you back, bro.
Remember that.

>>28094059
bye anon, have fun

>>28093876
Cooties die just as quick as skin cells, so they'll be gone by the next day or shower anyway, you can easily take her from him too :3c

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>>28093599
>What paycheck? she stays in the kitchen!

A housewife is only desirable if you both want children. In my case, the two of us think of children as obnoxious, gross little life-ruiners, so fuck that.

Besides, if she's staying at home all day and all she has to do is chores and shit, she's just going to get bored and fat and idle. It's a different story if you're both working from home, though.

>>28093625
>>28093658
>>28093824

Did I touch a nerve?

The truth is, despite what feminism would like you to believe, the majority of women enjoy being submissive. Those that don't are generally not worth the trouble.

Maybe I just got lucky, but I doubt it.

>>28094114
i don't really want to
even without cooties girls are gross
I mean how can anyone want something with two butts

>>28094169
i agree, flat chest for life

>>28094123
Source on that or are we just supposed to take all life lessons from some rando on 4chan?

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why are girls obsessed with Espeon?

one of my female friends at work loves it

>>28094123
This may all be 100% legit, but you come across like you're trying to convince someone, and its not us

>>28094206
inb4 bluepills site that call themselves redpills.

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>>28094310
Because it looks like a qt cat

>>28094375
I...Am unsure how to actually respond to that...

>>28094206
>take all life lessons from some rando on 4chan

Believe whatever you want. Being skeptical is a good thing.

>>28094316

Whatever you say, anon. ┐(‘~` )┌

>>28093512
One of the manga versions of Misty is black-haired, anon. It could work.

>>28093107
That spoiler cuts too deep. I wasn't ready to feel these feels.

>>28094196
ok

>>28093107
Did you cum on the costume? Because in my experience that's about the worst faux pas in the world for cosplaygirls

>>28094559
Believing is irrelevant. Facts are all that matter in life.

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>>28094652
you sure?

>>28093607
>i was only pretending to be retarded

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>>28082527
Favorites are Chillaccino and Merriep
Her body looks like Skyla's. Her hair isn't red but quite curly. Her eyes aren't blue. Otherwise she could cosplay her very easily.

>>28082527
Espeon
She could be a great black Diantha

>>28095633
Why do you spoiler black, anon? Don't be ashamed of your girlfriend.

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HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET A GIRLFRIEND IF YOURE SOCIALLY AKWARD TELL ME ;_;

>>28096149
Both me and my gf are autistically socially awkward introverts. We honestly got really lucky finding one another though. Sometimes life finds a way, I guess.

>>28091954
I still think you'd be much happier if you devoted that energy to getting a girlfriend, Anon.

>>28096149
Low u standarts. You are probably trying to fish a milotic with a old little rod, in the wrong river.

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>>28096369
Thanks for giving me hope, anon

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>>28096369
>girls
>introverts

>>28091721
Except the context of that post was girls on /b/ who start threads explicitly stating they're girls, use "as a girl" to interject their opinion on something that has zero relation to their gender, or ends a post with "btw I'm a girl".

No one in here has used their gender unreasonably for attention grabbing purposes. Stay mad.

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>>28094643

Fuck no, though some of her fluids and a little lube might have gotten on the inside. I lifted up the dress to about the small of her back, pulled down her panties, played with her a little, picked her up by the hips, and entered her from behind, something we'd previously done with another outfit. It was pretty smooth sailing from there. I came inside, then pulled up her panties, so the cum dripping out wasn't an issue. She changed pretty soon afterwards, too.

>>28095633
>niggers on /vp/
This board is ruined

>>28096458
this

only fatass or ugly bitches are introvert, and lately, even those are getting more and more extroverts

>>28090667
I'm just picking at your insecurity honestly.

>>28096458
Plenty of girls are introverts. Though these days most of them seem to be the uptight Tumblr types.

>>28096608
She's definitely not though. She's just the shy quiet type.

>>28096073
I'm not, I just wanted to trigger some racists

>>28096530
I'm white tho

>>28098329
>>>/t/umblr

>>28096523
Nice fanfiction

>>28096523
>Things that never happened

>>28086090
Sounds more like her problem when 5 year olds could beat it

>>28082527

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>>28082527
>What's your girlfriend's favorite mon?
Volcarona and Galvantula, she can never remember their names.
>What pokegirl could she cosplay as with little to no effort?
As she is now she's a shoe-in for Misty or that redhead from team flare, after the boobjob I'm thinking she could pull off a decent Flannery.

>>28093824
>>28093878
>>28094123
'sup
Being with a girl that is more of a lapdog/bangmaid than a girlfriend is A LOT shittier that it sounds, but I can understand why it would be appealing to some dudes.

>>28092814
Honestly if there was a liberal version of 4chan I'd avoid this place but as is it's the only place where one can post totally anonymously. The alt-righties around here make me cringe.

Ironically 4chan used to be fairly liberal outside of /b/ with its "lol niggerfaggot" culture and insular boards like /a/. Then /pol/ happened...

>>28099057
Epin retort, /pol/.

>>28099838
>Being with a girl that is more of a lapdog/bangmaid than a girlfriend is A LOT shittier that it sounds

At first I was wondering 'in what fashion'? But,

>more of a lapdog/bangmaid than a girlfriend

I wasn't talking about a frivolous hookup sex friend myself. Do people really think having a relationship with a submissive girlfriend is somehow implausible or undesirable?

>>28100258
Ebin boogeyman, tumblr.

My girlfriend's favorite is Psyduck. She could probably cosplay as Elesa?

>>28100230
>Ironically 4chan used to be fairly liberal outside of /b/ with its "lol niggerfaggot" culture and insular boards like /a/. Then /pol/ happened...
Literally none of this is true but thanks for Correcting The Record™ you revisionist faggot

>>28100291
:^)

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>>28100272
>a frivolous hookup sex friend
We've been together for eight years, we're getting married and we're gonna have kids.
As I said I understand the appeal of a submissive girlfriend, but my girl takes it to another level, lapdog and bangmaid are the perfect words to describe it

>>28087826
>baiting this hard

>>28082527
Shauna
She likes Greninja.

>>28096434
That's actually a good analogy

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>>28100230
>Ironically 4chan used to be fairly liberal outsides of /b/ with its "lol niggerfaggot" culture and insular boards like /a/. Then /pol/ happened...

It was more or less apolitical. Beyond the consistent meme raids (like on Habbo) and the occasional and rather arbitrary targeted raid (which were banned very soon after they arose), discernibly political causes weren't really a thing until Chanology. 4chan had always been a crucible that embraced the unconventional and sided against authoritarianism, wherever it seemed to lie. If it appeared that 4chan was more liberal at that time, it was because the majority seemed to be atheist (and atheism was rather less publicly accepted at the time) and their opposition came from the dogmatic and generally religious right for the first six years of its existence. That or self-entitled little cunts - some things never change.

If anything, it was because the conservatives were in power and were often moving to fuck with people's rights, generally imposing their values on others. Now the liberals are in power and often moving to fuck with people's rights by imposing their values. Leftist pundits used to be the ones who smugly laid down the hard facts against an irrational right, but now the left has shackled itself to political correctness and gets shat all over by rightist pundits. No one bats an eye at atheists anymore and it's not that relevant, so people who try and make a big deal out of it get shot down as fedora-tippers.

"lol niggerfaggot" lingo existed because no one gave a fuck. There was no great intent to oppress blacks or gays - no one had time for that shit and anyone who put that much energy into it was as likely to get ridiculed as anyone else. It was meant to offend those who didn't get it so they could be weeded out. You'd get called a faggot by anons fapping to traps. The fact that you think saying the words "lol niggerfaggot" indicates a necessarily bigoted bent shows that you don't get it.

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>>28089202
Fuck you

Espeon
She could be a hex maniac if she had longer hair. She has the yandere part already.

>>28082818
Iris or Lenora? A black Serena or Luna perhaps?

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>>28082741

i legit don't and have to come to realize i'm more fucked up than the vast majority of you meming faggots

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>>28100373
>As I said I understand the appeal of a submissive girlfriend, but my girl takes it to another level, lapdog and bangmaid are the perfect words to describe it

So basically either a humblebrag or she seems literally incapable of doing anything without your permission. Why complain, otherwise? Why not simply appreciate the fact that your woman is a loyal, obedient, devoted girl who finds her happiness in yours and trusts you enough to give herself to you completely?

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>Girlfriend

What do I do if I ever get a women to agree to go out with me? I've been approaching women for years and have yet to get a date. I hate being ugly.

>>28101405

Be yourself, just absolutely get off the internet (the younger you are, the better). do it asap before becoming apathetic and schizoid.

>>28082741
t. butthurt girl who is angry she isn't treated specially for her genitals

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>>28101501
>just be yourself bro

>>28101405
first dont listen to this normie piece of shit
>>28101501
they lie their ass off to each other all the time to make with the fucking.

from what ive observed dont pursue the title of girlfriend and boyfriend ok. first talk to them which im sure you do. then just ask to go to coffee for and lunch and light shit like that dont even talk about a date. then start just doing shit together. no titles no nothing expect nothing. sometimes it falls into place sometimes it doesnt. as for being ugly its fixable with eating decent food and exercise believe me. thats how i fake being normie at least.

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>>28101049
I don't know about incapable but certainly unwilling.

I complain about it because I thought it would be a phase, from the very beginning she was the meek submissive type and I wanted her to outgrow it over time and come out of shell so to speak. Instead she doubled down on it, she became convinced that we were meant to be together and turned into a complete doormat, and the scary thing is that enjoys it, she likes being that way, she likes surrendering all control to me and letting me boss her around.
It was awesome at first, it got boring real quick, then it got unbearable. I've dumped her time after time after time, and time after time after time she came back until I finally just gave up and resigned myself to her. Take my ramblings as an old man yelling to a cloud.

And yes I do like to brag a bit about it, to my friends and to the lonely weebs of this site that think "it would so fucking awesome to have a girlfriend like Hinata, senpai kawaii desu desu". It's fun to remind them that the thing they want so much isn't as fun in real life.

>>28101405
Want an honest answer? Forget about getting a girlfriend, focus on yourself.

If you're blueballed try an escort service once a month, if you're lonely hang out more often with your friends and/or get a pet.

Focus on your job/school, eat better and lift some.

>>28101405

I wish I could tell you something to help you that's not some vague platitude like "be yourself" or "act confident" or some other bullshit. If there's anything to say about your specific problems, it's "do your best to look your best" no matter how much effort that takes and then, when you get out there, it's not so much about being confident as having a spine and not being desperate. "Be confident" implies putting up an active front, but when you're thinking about being confident, you get distracted from acting normally and end up seeming awkward. It's really the opposite of confidence. Confidence is something you just effortlessly project. Which is why people say shit like "be yourself" instead.

What it comes down to is just stop giving a fuck. Be genuine, but don't be an asshole. Relax, because no one actually cares enough to actively dislike you, and if they do, they're a cunt. Something like that.

>>28101838

don't have friends or a girlfriend but know it's a prerequisite for having a decent relationship with any human being

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>>28101760
Reminds me of this

>>28082527
she doesn't like pokemon
she doesn't cosplay
we dont talk we just go out in silence then come back home and have sex

>>28101969
yes it is you need friends not just to have relationships but to avoid becoming a psychopath. most people arent born into it they become it through isolation or abuse. we are social animals that demand face to face interaction.

>>28102022

Just sick of people and feel like I can't understand anyone here, irl or anywhere else on the internet and in retrospect feel like I've always hated this website.

Idk just w/e /my blog.

>>28102072
we hate it here because we feel like we were forced here by normies and maybe in a lot of ways we were but we keep ourselves here, but believe me nobody really understands anyone else. you just gotta take it on faith. its dangerous. thats what makes it fun.

>>28102072
>>28101969
You type like an underage normalfag. Feel free to leave any time.

>>28102390
were we not underage normalfags once, before our optimism turned to apathy? he is right though run, you faggot. escape this hell before it consumes you

>>28101842
It sounds pretty great desu

>>28090192
Same here, her favorite his Rapidash, and she can do a Kamala Khan without work (any pokegirl like that ?)
I now you feel anon, I still don't over her

>>28101993
Your relationship is dead as fuck

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>>28101842

So basically a humblebrag even though you apparently have trouble tending to your sub's inclinations. You don't even come off as particularly liking her and even dumped her before, but eventually "resigned" yourself to her, as if this were some sort of terrible fate. Honestly, I would say how callous you sound is just a tiny bit fucked up if I didn't know some idiots thought the same thing in my case, even though it's what both me and my girl want.

I mean, this is basically what you're saying about the woman you're marrying. "She is boring. The things she does to show affection are unbearable."

The only way this could be the case is if she's just dead weight, eats up your time, or constrains you (like, you can't go to a movie you want to see because she wouldn't enjoy it), but that's not what you're otherwise saying. At that point she's not "doing anything you ask," she's just a burden. That's not a good submissive, that's a needy bitch; that needs to be correct.

But the way you're putting it, all you should have to do is take her by the hand and lead her where you want, man. The sky is the limit - you can do anything you want together. If you have the same interests and she's your best friend otherwise, why object to the way she loves you? Are you just bad at taking charge?

>scary thing is that enjoys it

What's scary about it, really? Many people are legitimately happier when they can put all their faith into someone they love and admire and trust. It takes a weight off their shoulders. Because they can rely on you to make the hard decisions, you can rely on them in every other way in turn. Are you simply afraid you'll fail her?

Here's a hint, if you didn't realize it already: one of the reasons she came back after you dumped her is probably because she knew you didn't actually need her. Doesn't that pull your heartstrings even a little?

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>>28102498
Okay, it's really not that bad. I'm sexually satisfied and me and my home are taken care of. It could be worse.

>>28102876
>Are you simply afraid you'll fail her?
You know I've never really thought about it, I don't think it's even possible for her to consider I "failed her" and I would even go as far as to say that all those times I dumped and cucked her were to test her limits. And when we were together I also like to test her limits, it's how I got her to dress and act like a maid for a month or make her wash my car while I watch. I haven't found those limits yet, I don't even know if they exist.

And no she isn't a burden. She was raised overprotected and sheltered by a very religious single mom, so she is in love with the whole 50s housewife thy husband is thy lord thing and she pulls her weight around the house.
Other than the additional stuff I have her do for my pleasure, she cleans every day(sweeps, mops, dusts, does the laundry), cooks all meals every day. She makes sure to not get fat, does yoga in the living room and sometimes jogs. For entertainment she watches shitty soap operas and reads lame books. She runs a tight ship and takes pride in it.

All she asks is some appretiation(which I'm now giving her), bigger boobs(which I'm gonna pay for), a ring(that I already bought but she doesn't know) and kids(which we'll have eventually).
She's the happiest she's ever been, it's the life she wanted since we first met in college and I popped her 17yo cherry.

I'm not too thrilled but good for her.

>>28103297
>>bigger boobs

listen buddy that can go very wrong very fast do you but be sure to hire the literal best

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>>28103473
I know, she wanted them "as huge as modern medicine will allow" and I had to talk her down to something just slightly bigger, thanks for the advice tho.
I like her small but she's self conscious about her tits, probably because some of the girls I cheated with were bigger than her.

>>28082527
Shes a huge Luxray and Chandelure fan. Shes done a team Rocket cosplay a couple times, as a typical grunt.

She looks a lot like the gen 4 rocket grunt girls

And fuck her shes found shinies of both her favorite mons in the wild

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>>28103297
>>28103573
>"as huge as modern medicine will allow"
Well if you really don't want her you could always send her my way.

>>28103573
>>28103694

lel what a time to be alive. you can step up gradually but they tend to start getting to firm or weirdly triangle shaped. again if you arent careful.

idk with my girl i stood her infront of a mirror naked and told her how beautiful she was to me. im a fucking faggot im also poor though so i couldnt pay for shit.

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>>28103297
>I also like to test her limits, it's how I got her to dress and act like a maid for a month or make her wash my car while I watch. I haven't found those limits yet, I don't even know if they exist.

See, that's more like it, negro. I bet she loved that shit. A good girl like that deserves some pettings.

>She was raised overprotected and sheltered by a very religious single mom, so she is in love with the whole 50s housewife thy husband is thy lord thing

I can see how any religious shit she's into might get overbearing unless you're also a christfag. On the other hand, it's better than her having been raised by some of the alternative types of single mom, neh? The bitter man-hating variety, for example.

>She makes sure to not get fat, does yoga in the living room and sometimes jogs.

I often hear horror stories about this dropping off after marriage. Make sure she stays diligent!

>For entertainment she watches shitty soap operas and reads lame books.

Then get her to enjoy shit that doesn't suck. Weebshit or whatever you're into. I'm sure she'll take, you just gotta find something to hook her. You two have lasted for eight years, but I can't imagine how unless you've got mutual interests.

>bigger boobs (which I'm gonna pay for)

You sure? From everything I've heard, implants aren't all they're cracked up to be. In the case of my girl, she's not really reciprocal to that in the first place, but I'd frankly rather retain the sensitivity in her breasts because it makes sex more fun.

>She's the happiest she's ever been, it's the life she wanted since we first met in college and I popped her 17yo cherry.
>I'm not too thrilled but good for her.

Besides the details above - which I wouldn't necessarily call niggling, but are definitely fixable - what more could you possibly ask for? Is she just not that attractive? Did you want a more take-charge bitch for some reason?

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>>28103573
>I like her small but she's self conscious about her tits, probably because some of the girls I cheated with were bigger than her.

Lay that foot down, man. That's your fucking money. Don't use it to make your woman less attractive in your own eyes regardless of her insecurities. Making decisions when she's worrying over nothing and you know she is... The whole situation just don't make no sense. Seriously, that sounds like you're walking into a minefield.

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>>28103694
Thanks, but I'm gonna keep her.

>>28103918
Yeah, I wanted a girl with more personality and more proactive, a taller blonde would have been nice too.

Okay motherfucker, thread's about to die so I need you to pelt me with all the advice you can give.
She did love maid month. She does love washing my car while I watch. We have this thing where she dresses up like a schoolgirl, cooks up a scenario and we play it out. When she gets out of bed in the middle of the night to pee she'll usually blow me out of her own volition while I'm still asleep. And she genuinely seems to enjoy being blindfolded.

Everything else is as far as I know her accomodating to what I like.

Help me out

>>28103918
>shit that doesn't suck
>weebshit

Are you implying anime aren't just soap operas for sweaty nerds?

>>28104102
>thread's about to die
Couldn't we just make a new one?

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>>28104106
>Are you implying anime aren't just soap operas for sweaty nerds?

Sometimes. Sometimes soap operas have critical merit. By weeb shit I was referring to Japanese anything - it could be manga or visual novels or what the fuck ever. But the key here at the end of the day was "whatever you're into." That could be high culture literary works, Shakespeare's Histories, whatever - like I fucking know. Maybe it's tabletop. Maybe it's just nerd shit as a whole. Just, whatever. Pic related.

The idea is that your woman should also be your best friend who you can share things with or else you're going to end up realizing at a certain point that you have nothing valuable in common except sex and sex feels best when it's founded on a real connection and not simply needing a convenient way to cum. If children are going to enter the equation, that's going to become harder too, right? So you need to legitimately enjoy one another's company.

Thankfully, I don't need to worry about any shitty kids.

>>28104102
>a girl with more personality

She has a personality, you're kinda just ignoring it. Or did you simply mean one who was more outspoken? Just tell her to come out with whatever she's thinking at a given time.

But I think this is a case of the grass being greener, really. Would you really prefer a girl who pestered you with everything that came to mind?

>proactive

Does she only do her duties when ordered? That doesn't seem to be the case. In what way isn't she proactive?

>Help me out

It's not exactly clear what kind of advice you want. Fetish advice?