If you had a machamp would he eat in a dog bowl on the floor

Plate.

Treat you as mah nigga til machamp proves otherwise

>>28101682
7/10 this thread is pretty fucking autistic

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>>28101682
Plate. I won't have my bro, my ace and personal trainer eat like a dog.

>>28101682
Bowl. It's not human, don't let it think it's one. That's how uprisings happen. The Pokémon don't know they have an overwhelming advantage against. Yet.

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>>28101682

>>28102040
My sides

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>>28102040
>tumblr
They deserve to eat from fucking bowls

>>28101682
Dumb dedennefrogposter

>>28101802
i really like this picture, does the artist do anything else pokemon related?

>>28102040
>dog bowl

what

>>28101682
Bowl or a little mini table just for convenience. They're subservient, remember? Plus it wouldn't mind chilling with the other mons imo.

>>28102040
whats a dog?

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>this thread

>>28102168
>chen
that's popuko you fucking dumbass

it would bath itself on a shower or you would have to bathe it like a dog?

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>>28102195

>>28101682
I honestly don't see why it can't eat at the table if it can be trained to do that.

Of course, you do need to train it first, so until then >>28102040.

>>28101682
Would you let him use the normal people toilet?

>>28102168
>bkub
Kys

humanmons were a mistake
can you imagine a jynx shitting on the floor like dog

>>28102040
Mr.Mime is just acting dumb because he wants to fiddle the lizard baby.

>>28101817
wont happen anyway because it has the intelligence of a dog,
Pokemon that are intelligent enough to even realize their overwhelming advantage against humans are often vastly more intelligent or have psychic ablities, so they could have made humans extinct in a heartbeat, but they did not.
So why not let your dumb machamp eat from the table if it can?

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>>28102168
>chen jude
>chen

someone draw machamp with a leash eating from a dog bowl please

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Mr.Mime is living the dream

>>28101802
Who drew this? I love the style. I want to suck their dick.

>>28102355
fun fact: the writers originally wanted a Jynx to live with Delia instead of a Mr.Mime. Her running gag was gonna be kissing Ash whenever he arrived home.

I'd let them sit at the table. I wouldn't want to treat my only friend badly

>>28102131
I think he drew a medicham once

>>28102371
>Who drew this?
http://epiclad.tumblr.com/post/147735499062/mini-art-break-machamp-will-always-be-my-go-to

does it pee like a dog

>>28102212
Neither. It would carve a waterfall out of the nearest source of water to train and bathe under, because anything else would be the pussy option to one in all likelihood

>>28102502
this

>>28102089

i got bonner, sorry my english is ungood

>>28102737
It was so fun showing that gif to my friends

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>>28101682

I don't train shitmons.

You think I feed my pokemon? Lolololololololol

>>28101682
Plate.
If it has opposable thumbs, it should eat off a plate. the pet bowls are for things with paws instead.

Table. Unless he was a kinky sperg and wanted to eat on the floor.

>>28101682
He'd only be eating my ass, so probably in bed.

Out of my ass.

>>28102214
Fuck it anon I have seen this Asuka in at least 6 boards during the past week, stop doing that

>>28102383
Awww that's so cute

>>28102383
Thank goodness the didn't. I shudder to think what would have happened to Delia's valuables had she let a filthy nigger live in her house.

Humanoid pokemon were a mistake

>>28104235
>>28104623
>>28104642
>>28105439
Away with you curs

>>28102040
>Mewtwo was right
I felt bad for laughing at that line

>>28101817
>Treat a being equal to you
>Expecting it to be part of an "uprising"
You are why we can't have nice things. YOU are.

I don't know. Maybe if it was the only one, but other pokemon might get jealous or hold spite for it.

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>>28105410
Go back >>>/pol/

Each Pokemon is likely best treated as its most similar animal counterpart. This goes for feeding and shelter.

Machamp is bipedal and it doesn't look like it could comfortably eat from a bowl on the floor. I wouldn't give it utensils but I'd raise its food bowl and give it somewhere to sit.

>>28106500
What about a mon like Lapras that can understand everything you tell it? Or Alakazam, with it's IQ of 5000?

>>28106536
I would assume you'd throw food out to Lapras for it to catch or just hand feed it like a trained seal or dolphin.
Alakazam would float his food up to him, so it wouldn't matter where you left his food out for him.

If you were to treat Pokemon like you do animals in your home, pokemon like Machamp would probably eat at a table, but at a table of their own in the same area the other pokemon eat.
You wouldn't allow them to eat at your table with you, since everyone would want to sit there and you'd be swarmed with your pokemon trying to get at your food every meal.

Like a little coffee table the more humanoid pokemon can sit or kneel at and they know that's where dinner goes.

>>28106536
Alakazam already has spoons. He's set.