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I've got a fresh OC story for you /vp/
>be me back when I was a sophomore in HS
>taking Japanese class
>end up sitting next to qt whole time
>she would occasionally spout 4chan memes and draw sonic and shit
>we talk a lot and hang out much in anime club
>find out she hasn't played Diamond/Pearl yet (this was back when they first came out)
>"That would be so awesome, anon! We can start a new game together!"
>at one point we talked about cell phones and she said "I use Virgin Mobile, it's like me. Virgin"
>"i-is this love?" - me
>summon up all my courage and overcome my autism to ask her out to a school dance
>"Yes, anon! Let's go!"
>get to the dance
>too much of a sperg to even ask her to dance with me
>during the one slow song she picks me up but I never even look in her eyes and step on her feet
>then we just sit awkwardly together and talk a bit
>her parents pick us up and we get Wendy's
>can't even eat
>later I never call her, and sitting by her in class is pure silence
>I end up buying her Pokemon Diamond and start a new game on my Pearl so we can start an adventure together
>again I summon all my courage and talk to her after class
>"I'll give you this Pokemon Diamond..."
>"but only if you promise to love me forever."
>um no thx anon
>the next day she asks the teacher to move her to a different spot in class and we barely speak again
And to this day I can't play gen4 without bringing back those memories and hating myself.
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>>28100808
Hahahaha! Sorry, but also not sorry.
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top kek
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JUST
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>>28100808
>"I'll give you this Pokemon Diamond..."
>"but only if you promise to love me forever."
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>>28103142
new meme
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>>28100808
But isn't a diamond a girl's best friend?
Shit...
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>>28100808
you were in the right place at the right time
gen 4 was helping you
the stars aligned and then you spit in the stars' faces
good job
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>>28100808
>she said "I use Virgin Mobile, it's like me. Virgin"
BULLET DODGED!
GEN 4 SAVED YOUR LIFE!
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>>28100808
You should have just invited her to her house and had awkward virgin sex while you had music playing on myspace in the backround.
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>cashier tells me to have a nice day
>have a bad day instead
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>>28100808
>her parents pick us up and we get Wendy's
Anon you're a huge dweeb.
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>>28104502
Yeah what, uhh, what an idiot haha. Man, where is my immunity cat?
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I used to go into the Kanto champions division in the Pokemon World Championship thing back in BW2 just to fight Misty. Once(if) I got to fight her, I would freeze the screen and take out my cartridge right when her character art appeared before the battle and use that as fap material.
Yea.
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>>28104786
You know, wikis and google have been a thing for ages. You didn't have to bother if you wanted her art.
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>>28105049
I didn't have a computer or phone back then. Had to be resourceful.
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I had an ex who was obsessed with Pokemon an one day I discovered he had a Furaffinity account to jerk it to Pokemon porn.
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>>28105857
>back then
>2012
Uh, what?
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>>28105899
LONDON AND/OR FAGGOT
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>>28106223
>everyone is american and have a wealthy lifestyle
oh anon, you so innocent
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