I'm going to Marry Chicken-Chan!!!

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She's not real.
In official art, her breasts are nowhere near that big, and her thighs are nowhere near that thick.

SHe'S a slut. You can't marry public property, it would be like marrying a bridge

>>28079131

Some guys like being cucked.

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>>28079131
>it would be like marrying a bridge

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>>28079131

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>>28079131

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Chicken-chan is mine

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>>28079131
my sides

>>28079131
good one lad

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>>28079131
That's a new one

>>28079131
Wasn't there a woman who married the eiffel tower ?

>>28079131
>chickenfags getting BTFO

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>>28079131
B T F O
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le reaction image

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>>28079131

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>>28079052
chicken is bae?

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>>28079356
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>>28079581
>>28079609
>>28079619
>>28079664
>>28079715
>samefagging over a lukewarm burn

>>28079467

Durr hurr let me be partof the wacky 4chan screenshot God I sure love being on edgy 4chan where we all overreact and samefag to a mediocre post in order to feel like we aren't doing shit all with our lives here and to pretend we are entertained by the website.

It isn't even that funny fags. He said marrying a bridge. If anything samefag pretending that everyone makes fun of the guy for being retarded and talking about bridges.

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>>28079770
>17 replies
>13 posters
>Implying samefagging

>>28079795
>>28079770
t. buttblasted chickenfags

>SuMo girl protag really grew on me since her reveal
>Gonna have to play as the boring male protag because I'll be playing with the normies at my job

Dammit.

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/b/ros............................................................................serena btfo.............................................................................................................

The eternal struggle. This is why I hope Chicken plays an important role in the story of SM, so that I can Waifu her from there.
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>>28079131

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>>28079052
I want to stick my dick through one of the leg slots and slide it into that puss. Shit would be SOOO cash. She would probably do that shit that chickens do with their legs.

>>28079842

>not letting your normies watch your true self

Who is the normie now

>>28079052

It's Selene

>>28079842
Why are you afraid to let your co-workers see you playing as the little girl you've always wanted to be? You should actually be hoping they give you shit about it, you can get them fired for discrimination.

>>28079770
Nope thats just /vp during leak season and summer for ya, make a big deal about nothing so we can screencap it and then act like something happened later. There was like 80 replies because someone said 1th yesterday. And they screencapped it. As if grammatical errors arent rampant on this board.

>>28079937
>leg slot

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>>28081293
Do you need an adult?

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I want to smell her shoes

>>28079842

Same, she has grown on me as well. Though I never play the female.

>>28079052
I should really get all these into a zip folder sometime.

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>>28079131
nice one anon

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>>28081521
Bleh forgot pic.

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Stop samefagging fag

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samefag

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>>28079106

>>28081449
>I want to smell her shoes
I want to smell her shorts.

>>28081733
Delete this please

can somebody make her gnome sized?

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>>28081902

>>28081934

Mate, we just call it 'Japanese sized' around here.

>>28081973

Nice

>>28081973
PEDOS!!!!!!!!!!

>>28079052

How does she not have an official name yet?

>>28082564
lolololol
show me an underaged girl with this kind of body?

protip: ___________you can't

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>>28083206

Maybe she won't be a rival.

Kiris is the first default in Crystal

Leaf isn't an official name

Think Hilbert and Hilda were only confirmed in the Battle Subway.

If they don't give her an official name we won't know until someone starts up SM and reveals what the first default name for her is.

>>28083407

Well, then don't post it as if it's fanart based on the new protag.

Not only she has no tits, she is pretty much an equivalent to the Preschooler trainer class. The youngest ever.

>>28083407
Faggot and omega... your solo existence is lame!

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>>28079842
>caring about what normies think

>>28084101
She clearly has tits even in the official art. She looks nowhere near a pre-schooler. 14 at the earliest. I'm not saying its right either way, but she's sure as shit not no damn pre-schooler.

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>>28081733
>>28081973
>not even bothering to change any other proportions like the neck or balloon head
That's shad-tier shit

>>28084605
>implying anybody gives a fuck

>>28084632
>he said to the guy that gave a fuck

>>28081733
Looks like she's losing circulation from all the bullion injections.

>>28084719
He's not an anybody, he's a nobody.

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chicken of the sea

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>>28079131
Anon, that's Jessie you're describing.

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>>28079131

>>28079052
She's taken, but you can look up her cousin.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHOFmHMTN5k